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They can just assault you for no reason and walk free.
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Eternal Youth and teleportation.
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this is simply just not true. Black people are incarcerated at a much higher rate than white people despite white people accounting for the majority of crimes in the US. Stop spreading russian disinformation online and get a job.
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Blue and yellow
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>per capita
many such cases
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>>542781504
100 billion and the mind reading, ill be a king at poker.
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>>542781603
The black or turquoise Teleportation button?
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>>542781603
It's too easy. You can live forever, and when you're in risk you just /home and fuck off.
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>>542781504
Where are my eternal youth mind-readers?
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Blue basically reverses feminism. Anytime a woman is on TV trying to do something retarded she gets fucked. Within a year women disappear from the public entirely.
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The correct answer is Eternal Youth and Shapeshifting. In this increasingly digital age, Eternal Youth and any other combination, like teleportation, super speed, $100B or whatever will eventually get you caught. It's not like in history where you could just outlive people and pretend to be your own son.

But with Shapeshifting? New fingerprints whenever you want. Need to escape? You don't need to teleport, you just need to turn into a microscopic animal and hitch a ride on your captors, or turn into a falcon and fly away. You can look like anyone, be anyone.
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>>542781504
Shape shifting, to permanently become a woman.
$100 billion, so that I could use it to immigrate to a developed (first world) country through an investment visa or something.
Don't need anything else.
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>>542782150
All women are 10 year old children in an adult's body. There is nothing in their mind worth reading into.
"Debating" women is beta male behavior and only enables them further (you're giving them the attention they crave and thus encouraging them).
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>>542781504
Why are there two teleport buttons that do the same thing?
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>>542781504
green button 100 trillion $, because i dont trust teleportation, and i already got all the other abilities.
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If mind reading is toggled then that plus black
If not then yellow and black
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>>542783181
Retarded or bot?
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>>542781504
Why is there 2 teleport buttons lmao.

But Eternal Youth and shape shifting seem like the best with teleporting being a close 3rd.
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>>542781504
>shapeshifting
>super speed
I'm going to turn into a hyena and face fuck myself to death
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>>542781504
Tough choice. I'd go with 100 billion and eternal youth. Although fucking any woman at any time is tempting. Shape shifting would be pretty cool too and mind reading.. Like I said, tough choice
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Jews and their politician puppets along with soros judges...All subhumans and child killing women get a free pass....
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What's the difference between the two teleportation buttons?
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>>542781504
jewdicial system.
jews in the jewdicial system want violent niggers to jack up the White West.
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>>542787053
Doesn’t shape shifting make eternal youth obsolete?
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>>542787446
Time to press the red button pal
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>>542787528
no because shape shifting doesnt make the cells younger, you can look young but your're are getting old normally
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>>542787556
Are you telling me that in this weird ass language there are places I was in before, where I haven't been? Or that there are places I have been before, where I wasn't?
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>>542787528
I take it as eternal youth meaning you would live eternally and always be young. Shape shifting wouldn't give you eternal life
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>>542787686
Yes. Anywhere you were before (pressing the button presumably) is where you can teleport vs You can teleport to anyplace you have been (before this instance of teleporting)
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>>542787292
Honestly, being able to fuck any woman at any time is too tempting. Just imagine being able to fuck any celeb, hot chick you see on the street, big titty cousin anytime you wanted instead of turning to porn everyday. It would be too good
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>>542787053
I was just gonna say the same thing. I'm guessing it was made by some ESL and meant something different in whatever language they mistranslated it from.

>>542787292
Probably my choice too, especially if eternal youth includes eternal health. I'd be tempted by the "fuck any woman" one instead of youth were I not 40 and dealing with shitty health stuff right now. I'd also hope I could pick what exactly "youth" means though, I wouldn't want to look like a kid forever.
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>>542781504
500 IQ and mind reading
I'll get the rest of the buffs on my own
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Eternal youth and super strength, neither of which the money can buy. 500iq is a trap that won't accomplish as much as you think while likely making you more miserable.
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>>542781504
Green and red for me
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>>542782200
>teleportation
>caught
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>>542785316
>Retarded
Says the guy that thinks arguing with women does something.
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The teleportation needs a little bit of set up but I think it wouldn't be easier than you'd think to quickly turn it into just being able to teleport to just about anywhere in the world. Like a one time plane ride to Italy could easily snowball into being able to teleport anywhere in Europe at any time by just taking a new train every day to a new city and then teleporting back. I think the problem is that with the rise of CCTV and AI facial recognition, you'll eventually just get flagged in every databas.
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>>542781504
Shapeshifting and teleporting. Just spend the whole time banging horses.
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>>542782100
here
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>>542781504
Red and yellow, which automatically imply green and blue.
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>>542781504
What's the difference between grey and teal?
If you were somewhere before, then by definition, you've been there before.
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Anyone not picking red is a retard. With super genius intellect, you can create nanomachines to give yourself eternal youth and super speed and strength. You can also invent a teleporter to teleport yourself anywhere, not just places you've previously been.
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>>542781504
Red and Orange. Super Intelligence and Shapeshifting. Shapeshifting should let me live forever because some animals can effectively or literally deage, and then I'll just transform back.



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