Why haven't you switched to electric unicycle on times of high fuel prices?>most can reach 90kmh, many can even reach 160>very compact, can take on train or bus if you want>cut through traffic>not very popular yet so unregulated>no registration, insurance, or license required>no maintenance other than tire changes>completely hands free, can read book while riding>very fun
>>542785854you can also sit on them, there is a seathowever pidorthey are regulated in gayropa
I like my spine unbroken and my bones uncrushed by a Ford F-350 doing 20 over in a 35.
>>542785854This thing can't brake. If you somehow managed to make it stop, the man above it will keep going and fall face first on the asphalt or oncoming traffic.But somehow this is not obvious for drivers glancing your way, who assume they can cut you off and you'll brake as easily as a bike would. But it won't. I've seen it.
>>542785854>why haven't you picked the electric motorcycle that 100% ensures you will die from braking slightly too hard
>>542785854>most can reach 90kmh
I knew someone who died on one of these things. I used to ride them and then I twisted my ankle so I'm good
>90kmh, many can even reach 160
I would get one for fun if they weren't all made by literal who ccp companies
>>542785854I want one of these to go to work or get groceries I would look so rad
>>542786105>>54278622790kmh is the standard speed of 125cc motorcycle which many people ride to save on fuel in europe, it's also faster than nearly any ebike which many also ride to save on fuel, retards.
>>542785854>another poorbragging thread
Dunno a rope is cheaper I mean if you want to off yourself at least do it in a way that does not make a mess in public
>>542785854>can read book while ridingkek
>>542786695most people are poor. including you lol.
>>542786275>I want one of these to go to work or get groceries I would look so radstart an llc in Montana and tag it from there. Problem solved. It is street legal with little mods in several states once tagged>>542786802don't you have a war to be KYS in
>>542785854i have a pretty scenic and low traffic rural drive from my house to town to get my weekly groceries and have heavily thought an electric bike would be excellent for it, kind of find to hard what's good in a sea of chinky tat thoi dont really see the appeal of unicycles unless you are traveling with them
>>542785854>most can reach 90kmh, many can even reach 160You would die way before reaching those speeds anon, can you imagine how far you would have to lean over the road ?
>>542785854I'll think about it but >many can even reach 160That's literally suicide bro. Not saying they aren't useful but do not go that fast on one
>>542786881>don't you have a war to be KYS inThere's a war going on in America, only one side is fighting it.
>>542785947>Ford F-350kek, that is my daily driver. 700+hp fuck your day up truck>>542787160okay, proxyfagstill not bumping this slide thread. I'm just here to shitpost until it dies
>>542787293Lol, embarrassing being impotent mutt isnt it
Unfortunately most of the market for these things has already died by drowning in the shower and sticking forks in electrical sockets
Bump for obese, seething amerimutt
>>542785854>Why haven't you switched to electric unicycleBecause I am not a clown who works at a circus. I am not driving one of these toys for thirty miles every day, one pothole and it's curtains.
>>542787896So sad you tried to sage the thread not knowing I can just switch to my phone obese muttAnother nigger killed your "white" people today btw. Doing anything about it ;-)
>>542785854they should just make electric shoes or electric chairs instead of all this bullshitthe electric chair should come with a small side table and a cup holder that can hold 2 beer bottles
>>542788385they do make electric roller skates lol
>>542788385>electric chairsThey already exist, my executioner friend.
>>542788385In a way, it does what the electric chair does.
>>542788659ah fuck, those arent electric just wheeled shoes.
>>542785854Because i can cover all of my city by walking 30 minutes in a direction of my choosing
>>542785854What are you, a circus clown to be riding a unicycle? You know what, don't answer that.
>>542786227>Combat unicycles Based nips
>>542787293You don't have a 700 hp f350. At least make your larps believable you fag
>>542785854160 on this thing? surely there's a cheaper suicide option
>>542788662>>542788675it's not what i want, i want this on electric wheels
>>542785854They look fun in a quirky I want to try that once way, But "hot rodded" E-bikes are in every practical way superior. Assuming you aren't some kind of douche canoe that would ride one of those in a crowd of pedestrians like a nigger with a E-scooter/hoverboard.
>>542788659>>542788730and shoes with wheels and possibly a battery backpack that allow me to squat at high speeds while eating semechki and drinking beer like this
>>542789027American people move around on motorized wheelchairs like that, it's quite common.
>>542788922>You don't have a 700 hp f350. At least make your larps believable you fagit is 774 flywheel hpguess I should have said near 800 to be more accurate but I was rounding up for what is actually rear wheel hp.I'm not a poorfag, but a delete, exhaust, a tune, and other common shit is not that much money.A 6.7 will go much higher than where I have it but it would be fuck all for towing at that point and I have toys to haul. I don't need EGTs the temp of the sun. I'm not some faggot in a squatted truck, I pull an rv and my boats and give zero fucks about going off road. Its just a paint job. I was running dogs out of it all this week like it was an s10
>>542789341still not the same since it looks like a motorcycle is slower than walking and it comes with no beer bottle holder
>>542785854>unregulatediycI wish I could ride one, but there's no legal framework for them other than "no fun allowed", so not an option for me.
Why is Carney trying to hook as at the hip to the these poor retards with a deathwish?
I saw two dude who accidentally took this shit on a biway, not even a highway, and they had to wave everyone over and apologize because they were stopping trafficProbably cost them 1000$ eachFucking dumb zoomies
>>542788922Not stock he doesn't, but with some upgrades they absolutely can. Some crazy asshole got just shy of 2000 HP out of a fucking 6.0 power stroke before it exploded. Not saying it was a good idea from a practicality standpoint, but it is absolutely possible.
>>542785854Electricity prices are out of control too
>>542787031Imagine going 160 km/h on a bike tire. You won't survive the next curve.
>>542789877ya, making hp is not that hard these days. squishing 1.5hp per cid is doable with bolt ons where it used to be a struggle to get 1hp per cid with full builds. there is the whole torque curve thing we could get into, but for retards we can leave it at hp I'm honestly scared to stomp on it with a boat even though they have safety chains. worried I'd leave the boat on the deck and be leaving a light with an empty trailer. it was a beast day one, I just didn't want to fuck with DEF so I went Smokey Yunick on it.
>>542789601>and it comes with no beer bottle holderMy latin brother, behold the finest chink technology.
>>542785854Just because of the simple fact that whenever I see somebody ride this thing I immediately think they take it up the ass. I don’t know where it comes from, but it’s like a similar instinct. Just like jeet repulsion instinct.
>>542785854the portability is very tempting
Seems like at any point you can fall and break your entire face
>>542789501The fact you are quoting hp and not torque means I know you are larping. No one cares about truck hp (especially if towing), no actual truck owner would remember the hp. No true truck lover would brag about the 6.7, largely considered the biggest downgrade in the last 50 years. Which youtuber you watching? Be honest now
>>542791727>No true truck lover would brag about the 6.7I was never really a ford guy, this mother fucker is impressive. as much as I love my chevys, their 1tons are ugly.>quoting hp instead of torquewell, average retard fucks only hear and think they no what hp is, hence why I didn't mention torque aside from saying I was leaving it out of the conversations because they didn't know fuck all about it.do I need to find dyno cards? these engines make amazing power. 1000lb-ft is a low dose run. I'm sure we could have pulled it harder.
>>542792341Post your fat brown carcass goblino gonzalez;-)
>>542792397proxyfag is back
>>542792440Thread is still being bumped, i find that funny ;-)
>>542785854I like having skin on my bones. t. Guy who rides a motorcycle in shorts, a tshirt and crocs.
>>542792564>Thread is still being bumped, i find that funny ;-)hopefully you find a range ban, faggot
I would rather lick my own asshole.
>>542785854>high fuel pricesAre you poor? Wake me when that shit hit's $40 a gallon and I might complain a little.
>>542789501Thoughts on current gas/diesel prices?>>542789000>chicketty-checkedHuh? You don't want to be flung head-first off this thing after it runs over the smallest of rocks or bumps in the road?NGMI
>>542792781I thought i was proxyfag so how could i be rangebanned retard mutt XDI can also just reset my router again and again to torment you, shitskin, like i just did LOL!>>542793000Yes, everyone on 4chan is worth trillions larping fag.
>>542793295>Thoughts on current gas/diesel prices?they are high as fuck for average Joe. Diesel by me is $6.30gal. Not something that can continue without hurting the entire economy. I joked when I ran the boat out this weekend that I could only afford it because I filled up the week before and was running on "cheap gas". The boat ramp was empty and would normally be packed by 7am. Between the truck and boat I'm over 2k to fill up. I only run non-ethanol in the boats and don't really pay much attention to the price because there is no choice. I think it was ~$4.50 last time a filled up off the water
>>542785854>most can reach 90kmh,goodpeople who use them deserve to get splatted at high velocity so there is no chance of their survival.
>>542786227>>542786685>>542785854Brake, nose dive, die. Nose dive is annoying on adv bikes I but at lest they have two wheels even if the front is lifted a little bit you can mitigate it as long as you do not hit a pothole. This shit have 1 wheel, so there are two options - if there is no brake limiter - die, if there is brake limiter - have stooping distance of over 100m, aka also die by hitting something.
>>542785854>>most can reach 90kmh, many can even reach 160Have fun riding on this shit faster than 30km/h
>>542785854op says please buy the ccp's taliban lithium.
>>542785854Because they are £15,000
>>542786275Some nigger had one of these things driving around the fucking bame area. I was on my shitty ped and went past them into town, they get stuck n in jams.
>>542793817You sound fat
I work from home so the gas prices aren't a large part of my budget. They seem kind of fun though
