Anonymous (ID: ldhjxStJ)
09/17/26(Thu)14:17:14 No.542787215

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Anonymous (ID: ldhjxStJ) 09/17/26(Thu)14:17:14 No.542787215

>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would like to have a little in-out, in-out with her
>" 'scuse me mum, I...I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>it's off
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administration Centre. Who's this callin'?"
>"Ello, I need a wank somethin' good!"
>"Hol' on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name's Humphrey Throckwaddle III and I live at 324 West Pennywood Lane"
>"Alright then. And what type of porn will you be wantin' today, Mr. Throckwaddle?"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, me pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alright then, one moment please...and you are all set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims