IRAN IS THE WORLD'S FIRST HYPER GREEN POWER
>>542787960Smart move for them to say this ahead of midterms
>>542787960
Based Iran dabbing on fat Donny.
>>542787960Based
>no new forever wars
>>542787960Losers can’t make demands
Iran is a bunch of fags? Why else are they closed to straights
>>542787960>IRAN HAS COMPLETELY RULED OUT REOPENING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OR ENTERING NEGOTIATIONS UNTIL DONALD TRUMP AND BENJAMIN NETANYAHU ARE REMOVED FROM POWER.Makes sense! We need to remove Trump and Netanyahu from power.
>>542788370losers can only rage tweet
>>542787960over status: over
>>542787960I voted for this.
>>542788370>IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!! I TOLD THEM THEY LOST ON TWITTER!!!!! WHY WON'T THEY ACT LIKE THEY LOST YET?????lmao, go make them, faggot
>>542787960it's a strait you fucking moron"straight" is the opposite of OP
based. i cant wait for oil to hit 250/barrel. Please Iran(and Ukraine) dont stop bombing refineries.
>>542787960Iran's right. These old boomer miggers need to go if we're ever gonna have peace.
>>542787960>the losing side thinks it has the right to make demandsthey are a special breed of goat fucker, aren't they?
>>542788370Trump WON
>>542788459And if Trump leaves office in 2029 peaceably?
>>542789002They'll make more demands>"first stage"
>>542787960Iranians keep their military underground and need ventilation shafts to liveIt would be a shame if a hated government with nothing to lose did something about thathttps://www.middleeasteye.net/news/israel-palestine-war-exclusive-israel-will-flood-hamas-tunnels-nerve-gas-under-delta-force-supervision
did you hear you guys trump said if hes president we wouldnt get involved in any phony kike wars i'm voting for him hes the anti-war president
>>542788370boots on the ground
>>542788886What part of how this is going is the US winning?
>>542787960>tfw you lived to see this become the most discussed and focused political issue of the timePhenomenal job, Israeli lobby. A standing ovation for your performance.
>>542787960so you're telling me foreign entities are working for democrats
>>542788886lol
>oh yeah??>we just won’t ever ship anything again!!>we’ll never have any money!!Wow. Trump better watch out, they might paint a barn soon
>>542788827banning diesel export is going to crush valero
>>542787960good
>>542789158>>542789209dune coon hands typed these posts
Just wait until February/March when Chinas oil reserves are empty. Because they will around March.My guess is that they will send military to the strait themselves.
This is like that one scene in Charlie and the Chocolate factory where he closes the factor.
>>542789272lol
>>542788370kys
>>542787960Straight is openSo does your gaping hole, tranny.
>>542787960It's a fair starting point for negotiations.
>>542789327wikipedia means truth
>>542788370Uhm... Shouldn't you shut the fuck up then?
>>542788370Oh shit that image is based on Magnus at the Council of Nikaea
>>542789327>uses wikipedia as a sourcethat european education system is really shining through
>>542789102>Iranians keep their military underground and need ventilation shafts to live>It would be a shame if a hated government with nothing to lose did something about thatThese bases are under whole mountains, probably with hundreds of discrete ventilation shafts dotted over tens of square miles. Even if you managed to somehow managed to cut them off, whos saying they dont have a bore machine in the base to drill up and out to reestablish ventilation.
>>542787960>regime change in Washington.They do know we “change” regimes every 4 to 8 years yet nothing ever changes right?It should stay closed until the Epstein Files are fully released then we can see some changes
>>542789201They were attacked by republicans you absolute giga retard lol
>>542788133Yep, Trump should have waited after mid terms to do this dumb shit (or not do it at all). He had a time limit, Iran does not. All they have to do is wait.
>>542787960HormuzReport and HormuzLetter are both jeets who use brownoid cope to farm engagement so they can buy more cow shit.
>>542789327>wikipediaKek
>>542787960>>542788133based Iran, this is going to be the biggest humiliation either party has taken in decades
>>542789201This is the same exact thing that happened in 1980. Reagan's people went to Iran and told them to not release the hostages until Reagan was sworn in. The October surprise
>>542789334Bow down queer>>542789461
>>542787960I voted for this!
>>542788370>>542788929>>542789155>>542789461>B A S E D B A S E D >B A S E D B A S E D
Nuke Tehran and it'll open up pretty quickly.
>>542789102I actually came up with the idea to flood the tunnels when the kikes were on here asking us for ideas. It actually didn't work and I regretted giving them the idea, but im a wargamer so it was hard to resist. No more ideas for kikes.
>>542789588Touch grass retard. Once the oil run out no one will give a fuck about politicians.
>>542787960ARE THEY ALL NAMED MOHAMED BAGGERTHEY WORKING IN A SUPERMARKET WAITING OUT DRUMPF GOOD LUCKTHAT MEANS THE NAVAL BLOCKADE STAYS ON FOR 2 MORE YEARS YOUR GONNA HAVE NO COUNTRY LEFT IRANNYS BETTER START BEGGING MOHAMEDS
>>542789980Pretty generic but trump’s pose look like Horus’ in that one famous 40k portrait of him
>>542790394Yeah anon, and once nobody gives a fuck about politicians what will they doA. Invade iran and put boots on the groundB. Offer trump's head on a pike
>>542788133But midterms don't elect a new POTUS.
>>542787960Imagine thinking the Left in either USA or Israel won't conquer for oil. Tell your average Leftist how much oil does for the world and they laugh at you like you just told them unicorns exist. Tell them to look it up and they call it fake news.
>>542787960>FOREVERYou mean until after November elections.
>>542791901WHAT DO THE PEOPLE OF IRANNY THINK ABOUT BEING BLOCKADED TO DEATH FOR THE BELLIGERENT AMBITIONS OF THE AYATOLLAH REGIMEALL THEY GOTTA DO IS OVERTHROW THEIR 7TH CENTURY THEOCRACY THEN THEY CAN HAVE IPHONES AND INSTAGRAM
>>542787960>hormussy letterAlrighty then
>>542792325>WHAT DO THE PEOPLE OF IRANNY THINK ABOUT BEING BLOCKADED TO DEATH FOR THE BELLIGERENT AMBITIONS OF THE AYATOLLAH REGIMEaccording to my Iranian bro, they know the US could be doing whatever it wants militarily and they no longer believe the regime's bluster about how they're winning and all the promises they've been making.
>>542787960>Strait's closed for summer>Strait's closed forever
>>542787960someone forgot to tell those ragheads we won the war and the hormuz strait has been open for five months.
>>542787960>Meanwhile, the national average diesel price hit a record of $9.999So the plan really is to see who can hold out the longest and whose economy collapses first. Brilliant strategy
>>542793805I'm sure that's probably bullshit, but at the same time, lining up in front of a power plant and counting on your enemy's restraint to save your infrastructure doesn't exactly scream "winning"
>>542787960Most Iranians can't even afford bread right now, they're probably eating dirt and earthworms. The Iranian government will collapse by the end of the year at the current rate!
>>542794584And posting homoerotic images of your 80 year old obese pant shitting president is?
>>542794494It's actually not a bad plan.Iran can unite their people by framing this an existential threat, and you can get away with a lot when you have that kind of patriotism.Meanwhile, in the US, Trump has been doing everything he can to divide the country and has elections coming up. This makes it pretty much impossible for him to get widespread support.As a sidenote, Trump flat-out said he'd stop bombing them if they had a nuke. So now, on top of everything else, they're incentivized to try and speedrun that.
>>542787960the gay of hormuz
>>542794371It's not open and we didn't win any war. The victory condition was regime change. CIA flubbed their little revolution, it was too weak and all their stooges in Iran were executed. Then out of frustration, we agreed to bomb Iran with Israel, making them martyrs. Even that didn't change the regime there, just game them an excuse to really machine gun down the dissidents. People on the fence? Well, we killed the equivalent of their Pope so now they're not on the fence any more lol.All in all this was a very low IQ Jewish war and the US has lost it going by the clear objectives which obviously were set before it even started. I like it though, Israel and the Oil Arabs are suffering trememndously. Israel shouldn't exist after what they've done to the US.
>>542787960i just declared nigger pussy sugar free and i've never lied about sinking carriers or used ai to make nigger pussy appear less than horse-like, so, take a number you johnny come lately mudnigger faggot, have a seat, and once you are done worshipping me for my glory and virtue perhaps then we can maybe larp like iran is anything other than a self fucking retard and whoremoose letter is anything other than twatter screecap copeshit that has ruined this board ok faggot tits thank you bitch nigger. dog bress.
>>542787960Cool. Just gonna fuck off and have fun before the killing starts.
>>542787960Funny how iranian change their tune from death to america to oh my gosh i hope democrat win midterm and impeach le drumph. No one fear democrat america, liberalism is failed ideology. God bless Trump.
>>542795487Makes you think thinking things
>>542795079At least he's not cardboard.
>>542787960Yikes, nigger
>>542789327That map is from June. February 28 plus 3 months is June. Do one from, say, you know, maybe, now?You stupid retarded subhuman poojew.
>>542787960Sorry but iran was bypassed over a month ago.Your terrorism is pathetic.
>pools closed due to kikesa tale as old as time
>>542787960Cant believe Trump thought he could win this just by bombing some shit.
>>542794584>I'm sure that's probably bullshit,It's not. Was at the beach with him labor day weekend. Most of his family still lives there and I ask him for updates whenever we see each other.
>>542788203
>>542789252this. retail investors are in for a shock when the rug gets pulled.
>>542789461Yeah, lol.
>>542789272
>>542787960God damn this strait is so fucking tight fuuuuuuckkkkk
>>542788370This is just gay porn
>>542787960Trump is out of office in 856 days. Not sure about Bibi
>>542787960Irans terms seem reasonable
>>542796779He didn't. The kikes surprised them with an early start to the war. Rubio told us as much. Probably to create a clusterfuck to give them cover to annex Lebanon, and also just to screw the US. The actual plan was probably just to float menacingly in the gulf of Oman until they found enough defectors for a coup like Venezuela.
>>542789514redpill me on the advantages of discrete ventilation shafts over continuous ventilation shafts
>>542787960Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran
>>542797131Sounds like the demosharts are going to inherit another war, clean it up demmy
>>542789253Topped off my gas today. A quarter of a tank was $44. It stung.
>>542797314>The kikes surprised them with an early start to the war. Rubio told us as much. Yes people tend to forget this little detail
>>542787960>Iran pretending to be kingmaker nowInteresting times.
>>542796779That's literally what's happening though(and it took less than 45 days of hostilities). The only reason Iran hasn't conceded like the civilian government wants to is because this is an existential crisis for the IRGC.
>>542795657Since he does only what israel wants, he might as well be cardboard.
>>542797545Buddy spent $120 filling up a jetta. My f350 I use twice a year to pull a fifth wheel was $200 for 450km to the lake and back.My daily driver, a prius gen 2, costs $60 for 800km.Shit is just getting fun. On EI I make half of what I can make when a job as a pipe fitter working 50 hours a week minus expenses. Why the Fuck would I leave my acreage when I have everything I need, for my family and myself. Make it make sense. Fucking boomers.
>>54279779820 years ago, Israel would have gotten the full ground invasion and then a decade long occupation. Now, most of the country is reeing over Trump because they think he abandoned them. The only idiots who still think they have any pull are newfags who discovered the JQ in the 2020s.
>>542787960It’s honestly kind of crazy how based Iran has been about this whole wonton slaughter of their people thing.They are legitimately making it seem like peace is possible, which is shocking because if I were Iranian at this point I would think americas removal was necessary to my security.They have really impressed me during this war.
>>542790394I’m like 70% sure my car can run on politicians if I blend them up finely enough.I’m willing to try, anyways.
>>542787960>106 million barrelsholy shit it's unironically over
>>542788827Incredibly, Trump might be the president that oversees the lowest and highest barrel price in the history of the world.
>>542798031kek this is pathetic, their peace deal they have proposed will never happen, it's impossiblethese clauses are on top of what they already want, things they can't ever get
>>542789240Um… anon… do you think Iran is sinking their own ships?
>>542798211Okay but I don’t really care what homosexuals think, and I didn’t ask,
>>542795296>It's not openSorry shill who lives in an indian basement (I wonder if you even get that joke?) it's been open for some time now.
>>542787960Do when does Iran get bombed?
>>542787960This just in>non democratic terrorists try terrorizing another country to sway electionsTo no ones surprise.
>>542798311Have you seen their peace proposal? It's the same as Ukraine's - designed so the other party can never agree.Heck Iran wants the US to stop Israel from attacking Lebanon and Syria, that's a required clause in their peace deal. Except the US doesn't control Israel, thus it's impossible. They also want exclusive control over Hormuz, or jointly with Oman depending on the day of the week, but this would have to go before the UN's Law of the Sea body, it's not something they can settle with the US independently.You're the homosexual for picking a side. If you can't say fuck Iran AND fuck Israel, you don't belong on /pol/.
>>542796907that wasnt a basement but a roadside bunker made for exactly this kinda stuffthey played hot potato until palis manage to cook one off>we will dance again documentaryhad no idea there was footage hope its not slop
>>542797660>people tend to forget this little detailYes, (((people))). I've noticed that those same (((people))) tend to also want you to support communists, muslims, fags, trannies, browns, etc. as though this problem is the fault of everything that's not their (((domestic agenda))).
That's cool. Continue slaughtering Iranian leadership. Bomb anything they try to move in/out of their ports. Complete isolation and starvation. Fuck em. The civilians had their chance, they chose to stand behind the IRGC, they can die alongside.
>>542798497woah wait hold on, am I going crazy?I swear I just finished telling you about how I didn’t care what homosexuals think. wtf is going on?
>>542798390>>542798480sup rajesh
>>542798623But you're Jewish
>>542787960based
>>542798629You might be a little bi-curious for responding
>>542798629Heh, your problem is you don't belong here. Nobody here likes Iran, and nobody here likes Israel. They are made for each other.When a demon and a monster fight, why should I be bothered?
>>542798791Oh god, it just keeps happening.>>542798746You are all really bad listeners.
>>5427879601 Netanyahu is not getting re elected because the false flag of 7 Oct2 Trump is not getting any other term and Democrats will try to impeach him after the midtermsSo is not "forever" at most is just 2 years
>>542798837this is more raped than a civilian in ceuta
>>542798822Yeah you can't just shit out your drivel here and expect to get away with it. You don't get to decide who replies to your "just pretending to be retarded" bait.Iran and Israel are made for each other. Neither one is a friend to any American. Therefore it's OK if they fight. This is the prevailing view on the conflict here. Sure people think it's funny that Iran has damaged Israel. But they think the same thing about the vice versa too. And the retarded corrupt evil oil arabs are suffering too.
>>542787960Whoops they already admitted to it being open>>542794291Through oman's side.
>>542787960They're so annoying. Every time I see an Iranian on the news or X or whatever they look and act like jeets
>>542798822You wanna see my penis?
>>542798193The oil black swan event happened and prices are not even approaching the war on terror era when the dollar was much stronger.
>>542798497Iran is based for being the only country to actually bloody globohomo kikes since 1939
>>542797970Unfortunately they've still got enough pull to fuck up a strategic move wath respect to China and burn a bunch of military equipment in the process all while poisoning anti-immigration and anti-communist political positions by association and the president doesn't want them blamed for what they did.They have royally fucked us. This is so much worse than Iraq.
>>542798031>>542798623>>542797314hillary clinton is eating babies and will start a war with iran. the nwo wants to replace the white race by importing immigrants and refugees
>>542799578>This is so much worse than Iraq.You need to stop listening to "influencers", lil buddy.
>>542787960Maybe we should impeach Trump and Netanyahu out of office.
>>542789272MIGA kike
>>542799971this it's easy unless you have a skill issue
>>542797970Yeah, 20 years ago you could pull that off, but not now, it's not a willing problem, it's a can't problem.Everyone and their mother said to trump it was a horrible move, and guess what he did it anyway to slurp some more kike cum.
>>542789980*Bow down before queer. Donny the sodomite is hardest gay there is.
>>542789158You lost tranny
>>542787960kek
>>542798837a lot can happen in the meanwhile
>>5427879602030-2050 agenda
>>542789102go back to geography class
>>542800254lol, don't even try to comment on the US, brown monkey.
>>542797970we threw thew entire planet into energy fucking hell for jew niggerswhat the absolute fuck are you talking about you kike migger?it wasnt enough the US "suffer" the jewnow the entire planet is hostage to "greater israel....or else"
>>542789272I CANT FREIGHT
>Except the US doesn't control israelisrael, like ukraine ceases to exist without out satellite intelligence, of which it has precisely none of its own without oursukraine folded like wet toilet paper within 48hrs without US satellite intel (twice)>>542798497>If you can't say fuck Iran AND fuck israel, you don't belong on /pol/.die jew nigger die
>>542787960Holy fuck just nuke the sandniggers and raise the red white and blue. Nuke anyone who disagrees. Rape their children too
>>542798837>Netanyahu is not getting re elected because the false flag of 7 Octnigger fucking please^there is no scenario israel ever holds those (((elections))) noneits never going to happenjew kikes will bring this entire planet down in flames, famine and plague before they hold that electiontheyre already ripping and tearing at every carpet seam this world has, its not long before one of them gives some where and it all starts unraveling the big one (if thats not already happening with Suadis being told to Go fuck themselves)
>>542801808>he thinks it’s the movies
>>542799090oil prices and their implications are worse than everthe US dollar is orders of magnitude worse off now, than thenUS consumer goods, food and literally all the dogshit someone needs to maintain 'modern' '1st world' life costs 100x what it did in 2008I would know I was fucking 22 then
>>542787960Whats the play here? World economy is going down the shitter due to this, WW3?
>>542801644> we threw thew entire planet into energy fucking hell for jew niggersCrippling Middle Eastern exports of oil so that the ME is no longer the world oil exporting hotspot was the point. 40 trillion in the hole ain’t necessarily israel’s doing as much as I dislike those sand shitskins. By now it should be obvious North America + Venezuela will be the new oil exporting hotspot of the world, they’re going to use that setup for some kind of currency reset or fix.You could simply be buying Chevron shares right now, they’re the only international oil company that has business dealings with PDVSA in Venezuela and active investment and infrastructure there. But miss out on a good investment opportunity for all I care.
>>542801644You are all emotional like a woman probably because your life sucks. Also, it's been 15 years since greater Israel even seemed like a possibility. Time to update your priors.
>>542788370based
>>542801908>oil prices and their implications are worse than everlol, no. >US consumer goods, food and literally all the dogshit someone needs to maintain 'modern' '1st world' life costs 100x what it did in 2008It's really not that bad except for housing which is the result of the Democrats trying to import the entire third world.
>>542801847Ok gay niggerjeetjew
>>542801965>Whats the play here The Middle East ain’t coming back as an oil and gas exporter of significance. Due to the disruption of various supplies and demand destruction, millions of hectares across South and East Asia (including Africa to an extent) are unplanted. South Asia, Africa, and to a lesser extent East Asia will be experiencing food shortages and the associated destabilization. The Americas and Europe will experience food inflation to an extent, but actual food shortages will be much less likely if at all. When one considers how oil and grain haven’t been getting exported from the Black Sea (Russia or Ukraine have seemingly canceled each other’s shipping out), the picture becomes even more bleak. For decades people had zillions of children in many of these places. Now they’re probably going to pay the price of their nations’ lack of planning for food security and energy security
>>542801322Point at the jew and the golem gets angry lol
>>542795487Hi kike
>>542787960>no oil>refineries running at 98% capacityseems like there's more than enough oil though?
>>542791343unless dems get enough seats for a proper impeachment and removal
>>542801087This is so funny. All of the post 50 expansions are >maybe we will discover ways to break thermodynamics, I dunnoYou will have nothing and you will be happy.
>>542797545Last year $40 was 3/4 of a tank.
>>542798497How can that "never happen"? The (((USA)) is in the wrong, Iran is being merciful with those terms.
>>542801965>Whats the play here?IRAN DOMINATING THE ZOG
>>542802218its literally every you migger kikeand on top of food, housing, and the expenditures of daily life being at all time record highs, oil now joins itand if you need a new vehicle, or to service it?>5x what it cost in 08minimumyou migger jew niggers will never ever ever ever gaslight Americans into believing it was worse "during Biden" economically than it is nownot ever. 3/4 of Biden was once-in-human-history covid insanity, that doesnt even truly 'count' for anything meaningful it was such an outlier
>>542788370Holy cope.
>>542802271>For decades people had zillions of children in many of these places. Now they’re probably going to pay the price of their nations’ lack of planning for food security and energy securitythis wasnt a 'failure of planning' on their partit was literal out-of-the-blue jewish meglomanic insanity launching the inexplicable and completely unecessary war of aggression on Iran that caused thisprior to this war, most of the planet was on a broad stabilization path
>>542793805YES GOYIM THE REVOLUTION WILL COME ANY DAY NOW. SOON TEHRAN WILL HAVE GAY BARS AND MCDONALD'S.
>>542789272MY POSTS DESERVE YOUR REPLY'S YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING FAG
>>542803473>How can that "never happen"?because to that jew migger nigger,its completely out of the question that israel cease slaughtering Palestinians, Lebanese and whoever lives on land marked for greater israelits fucking unthinkable that this would ever end for them, in much the same way its "unthinkable" the US would turn in its guns or Bongs would cease drinking tea or supporting ukraine...simply impossible under any circumstanceisraels slaughter will continue even if the cost is modernity itself
>>542803550lmao, jew idf nigger levels of fortitude
>>542793805>according to my Iranian bro, they know the US could be doing whatever it wants militarily and they no longer believe the regime's bluster about how they're winning and all the promises they've been making.diaspora niggers are the most pathetic faggots imaginable, who will never ever set foot in Iran again under any circumstance ever, no matter who is in chargediaspora are forever "un welcome"
>>542798390>Sorry shill who lives in an indian basement (I wonder if you even get that joke?) it's been open for some time now.>>542798432>Do when does Iran get bombed?whenever the US is ready to deal with a 1:1 reprisal in a gulf statelast time niggerdom like that was pulled, Saudi arabia lost the ability to export oil....who wants next?
>>542803723Then the (((USA))) needs to die, plain and simple.
>>542787960If this was WW2 America would pick a city, drop pamphlets that it will be destroyed in three days, and then bomb it into the ground. How long could Iran put up with that?
>>542803548>you migger jew niggers will never ever ever ever gaslight Americans into believing it was worse "during Biden" economically than it is nowonly explanation i can think of for this is that you're a male libtard, which is pretty embarrassing.
>>542803954>Nothing changes in the US because most people who use diesel are Trump cultistsyou absolute retarded jew niggerthe US is a continent sized nation wholly dependent on trucking + transport fueled by dieselwe will be amongst the hardest hit by inflation in the 'first world' for however long that status endures those conditionsholy fuck you absolute shit eating retards literally think all the shit you buy and eat in this world teleports to the store by magic, im completely convinced of it
>>542804127i absolutely LOVE that you jew nigger faggots strategy amounted to calling anyone who isnt a migger ass licker a "liberal" a "commie" or a "trannie"it does absolutely nothing but wildly amplify the hatred one already has for you by orders of magnitude, in a 'field effect' that passes on to everything around ityou jew niggers just dont "get it" and you never willgood luck with your hannity/levin/ted cruz agenda jew nigger, good fucking luckliterally say "qatar" or seethe about Tucker Carlson and complete the circle you fucking pathetic monkey
>>542793805>according to my Iranian bro, who works at nintendo
>>542787960This is ridiculous, we're gonna let a country of terrorists dictate things now?Yes they're terrorists, all the civilians were killed months ago but y'all ignored it
>>542803954Bro it's been two years, don't accept like it's been 4 decades of Republican rule
>>542804373you dare to call the white house terrorists?
>>542798497It really sounds like you’re taking the side of israel.
>>542804426>Low tier bait
Based Iran
>>542804457To be expected of the retards to the northAt least in a few years when your country goes third world once EU rapes it up the ass you won't have internet anymore so I don't have to see your posts
>>542801732>nooooo>you have to choose between simping for thirdies or simping for jewsFuck your false dichotomy jew. You're not going to make me pick which of your goal I like better. Fuck iran, fuck china, fuck israel, and fuck (((you))). You're all just greedy browns to me.
>>542804241>it does absolutely nothing but wildly amplify the hatred one already has for you by orders of magnitude,oh no, please don't get even more angry and hysterical! I wouldn't want that.
>>542804241To be fair it's the libtard commies who went so far left I'm standing near centrist these days
There were many ways to make a war with Iran a less of an issue but Trump did none of them>Didn't restock the strategic reserves when oil was cheap>Didn't deal with the Houthis>Didn't end the war in Ukraine to drop Russian sanctions >Didn't actually take any meaningful amount of oil from Venezuela>Didn't utilize the Ukrainian made Interceptor DronesUnbelievable.
>>542787960Lol maga fucking lost like the inbred cucks that they are
>>542787960huh... i never knew iran was actually based
>>542804986Sybau leaftard
>>542804935>>Didn't restock the strategic reserves when oil was cheapTrump actually tried to do that in 2020 when oil was the cheapest it's ever been and the Democrats said it was a "bailout for the oil industry", then proceeded to drain the SPR to try to salvage Biden's presidency anyway.>>Didn't actually take any meaningful amount of oil from Venezuelawhere do these newfags even come from? I'll just assume you're brown, I guess
>>542787960UNFATHOMABLY BASED. Hope they don't cuck out when the kikes try a full mobilization of the amerigoys to fight the Houthis in the desert.
>>542805129He had all of 2025 and half of 2026 to do it
>>542804517>>542805027show flag, rajesh
>>542791051Send that aircraft carrier to cross the Hormuz, I want to see something...
>>542789308> iran is doing this without authorization from china
>>542797545>>542797890Diesel in iran is $0,023/gal atm lol
>>542794166Hehe.
>>542789308>My guess is that they will send military to the strait themselves.lmao not a fucking chanceChina is going to literally do and say nothing and winthe obvious, guaranteed 100% winning move, works everytime
>>542789327>war not over>victor declared by the bitter leftists that rule over wikipediaThis isn't the own you think it is
>>542805331A completely meaningless number when a rial is 10^-6 dollars.
>>542789588The ease of taking over Venezuela tricked him into thinking Iran would be as easy. He could go into the midterms looking like a military genius for solving the Iran problem that had been lingering since the 1970s. Turned out there was a reason why it had lingered so long without being "solved". But Trump thought he was smarter than everyone else and just needed to bomb here and there to get his way.
>>542805140lmao hormoozers have been BEGGING us to try a land invasion and houthis have “death to america” on their flag. Zero chance they cuck out of an opportunity to fill their dead zogbot storage containers
>>542787960>According to a senior adviser to Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
>>542793805It's good if their populace has figured it out. So many people who should know better are falling hard for the narrative but the whole "Iran is ackshullay winning" cope has been very pervasive and persistent. Outlets like the Young Turks treat it like settled science daily - all the different parties that are salivating for Trump to fail run the same scheme he does when he declares victory too early, and they all look as foolish as Trump.
>>542801732>jewKek this is all you have? Fuck Israel. But, also, and equally, fuck Iran. Fuck Muslims and fuck Jews.You don't belong here izzoh.
>>542805687The US Marine Corp and the IRGC are almost literally the exact same size on paper.were the US Marines in a position to potentially repel an Iranian Carrier battle-group amphibious ground invasion in say Lousiana or something...you can only imagine how that fight would look........so imagine what the IRGC on Iranian soil must be *hoping* and *praying* for a suicidal thing like an amphibious invasionit would be drone massacre unlike any ever seen in human history present or future
>>542805687>>542805866>pic relatedRussia even beat the US to its own theoretical punch
>>542789102This is just totally Schizo. I have to step in and help you brother. You still have your whole country and believe it or not you can still even rehabilitate your public image. Using WMDs is just mega self harming here. And all over the stupid strait? Not fucking worth it
>>542798982Based king spitting FACTS
>>542803473Terms won't be accepted, period.>>542804436Nah I hope Iran and Israel blow each other up. But realities like UN Law of the Sea make Iran's demands 100% impossible. Let's say they get control of the strait, jointly with Oman or not, doesn't matter. Every single other nation in the world will make a grab for any strait. It won't be allowed.Iran wants the pie in the sky, all it will get is more bombs and no exports.
>>542789201Yes.
>>542805644>The ease of taking over Venezuela tricked him into thinking Iran would be as easyNo it didn't, (((faggot))). They sat in the Caribbean for 7 months before Venezuela. He might not have started the war yet if the kikes hadn't surprised us. Why do (((you))) people keep forgetting israel's role in this?
>>542788370Is it weird that I find these incredibly funny? Just thinking about the degree of mental illness required for someone to make an image like this makes me giggle.
>>542806052a lot of the niggers here are newi will teach them
>>542805644lmao they tried to regime-change Venezuela but found out literally all the opposition groups were even more retarded. Why do you think they left Maduro's vice president in power?
>>542805866The other complication is that the terrain near the strait (the only place we can realistically even pretend to attempt a landing) is desert mountains that they’ve spent the better part of 50 years digging under, resulting in a tunnel complex that the Vietcong would say is excessive. There’s a reason the list of people who have fought Iran and won basically starts with Alexander and ends with Genghis Khan
>>542789308Chinese ships have safe passage, same as Iraqi ships.
>>542798791>>542798982fucking shill jew nigger rat
>>542805687Kek, this is hilariously bad optics for the migger in chief. the Iranians are way higher IQ than whatever team of dei sodomites we have in the Pentagon. They have us checked, and our only move is to literally "remove our king."
>>542787960Those who bless Iran will be blessed.
>>542788886Strait was open before Netanyahu and Trump started the war. The US lost the role of ruling the seas.
>>542798252what do you think will happen to iranian ships when they leave the straight? do you think their customers are at that "elbow", anon? kek.
>>542787960Donny has to send in ground troops. No other way.
>>542806336>They have us checked, and our only move is to literally "remove our king."Iran isnt stupid enough to believe this conflict begins and ends with Trump
>>542789588YOU LOST TRANNY
>>542787960where does this ayatollah live? why isnt our government just bombing him?
>>542806511>what do you think will happen to iranian ships when they leave the straight? do you think their customers are at that "elbow", anon? kek.lmao youre insane if you think this is going to escalate to ouright anti-ship missiling soverign countries oil tankers or transport ships in open seas.what you suggest is basically nuclear total-war in implication anyway
>>542806548they should send some robot's as a test
>>542806548>Donny has to send in ground troops. No other way.it turns out there arent actually any "troops" to send99% of this would never ever follow through with the ritual suicide on behalf of jews if "duty calls" in Iran
>>542787960The Hormuz Report has become Fox News for the Trump haters.
>>542806549Correct, it begins and ends with Israel and ZOG.
>>542806301Stupid sand monkey muslim. Jews and Muslims are identical - NOT Christians.True /pol/ members hope they blow each other up. Albert Pike said they'd be MADE to. LOL the only way out is for Israel and Iran to team up against the US, with the oil Arabs. They can't.You're watching a Masonic plan 150 years in the making happening right now. There's no stopping it either. Christians will regain the Holy Land.
>>542806548Nope, never gonna happen. The Strait being closed is the actual goal - severs Belt and Road and forces choices.You're a pea brained little swarthy nigger, you have no capacity to understand the actual strategy here.
>>542788370you win today's pozzy award, that's the gayest thing i've seen in several months
You don't wage war with Persia. Don't go looking for it. You die.
>>542789102Iranians take war really serious. Little bit more so than the U.S.
>>542806607>youre insane if you think this is going to escalate to ouright anti-ship missiling soverign countries oil tankers or transport ships in open seas>t. Guy who hasn't been paying attention for months
>>542806589this ayatollah lives in China
>>542802735It‘s not breaking thermodynamics, they‘re simply saying it in your face:>You must power everything with solar or wind energy >Only then you are allowed to drive more or do XBut in the future they will invent an entropy tax, since every form of energy usage generates waste heat, contributing to the ever rising entropy and the heat death of the universe. Mark my words
>>542787960>iran has control of the straitlol>diesel hit 9 gorillion dollars lmao, maybe in Iran’s worthless currency. Yesterday it was around $5 a gallon
>>542787960Great...now Trump is going use tactical nukes. This is the dumb decision he's been hyping for a month now.
>>542787960Okay but they can't outlast USA and much less Israel that has time, so kind of a really stupid plan.
>>542789253Uh should I be hoarding food already?
>>542787960Just nume the sandniggers at this point and be done with it. Who tf cares about tehran and its shit people
>>542787960Great news for Tesla and all EV makers.
>>542791343You think any of the retards here or on twitter know that?
based Trump made destroying Israel the most discussed political topic of not just America, but the entire world. the history books will recount how he finished the job Hitler couldn't, what a chad.
>>542787960Are we going to have COVID style lockdowns from this? I don't want to go to work anymore.
>>542787960How do you stop this without occupying the shoreline? Inb4 nukes
>>542788370How ... EXACTLY ... did we win?
>>542797360bore machine
>>542787960Thank you based Donny.
>>542805857>But, also, and equallyfound the kike
>>542788133Israel has an election coming up too at the end of October, though the little I read about suggested polls are to hard to read and the quirks of their electoral system make things extra unpredictable. My impression is that Netanyahu is keeping quiet on Iran because he doesn’t b want Israel getting bombed while he’s up for re election but idk. They often have terrible forming governments after close elections to so it might or might not influence the US election. I’m sure the Israeli voters are aware that their popularity in the US is at historic lows though.
>>542810480They've been moving ships through along Oman's coast. So more of that I guess.
>>542801808Curled sideburns
>>542787960W iranL donald
>>542787960STRAIT IS CLOSED DUE TO JEWS
>>542804426Do you enjoy theater?
>>542787960All the more reason to oust that kike loving fat orange nigger.
>>542810948Sounds very expensive. A lot of moving ships back and forth to transport supplies.
>>542787960Straight's closed
>>542787960Art of the Deal!
>>542787960>The first stage?What's next?Raising the black fag of seethe?
>>542787960I don't know who needs to hear this, but diesel prices are up because data centers are hoarding diesel for their generators because they can't get enough power from the grid. This is not a Larp. It's not just AI either. It's OneDrive, Google drive, Apple iCloud, etc... Stop using those things now
I feel like things have gotten way out of hand here.
>>542811602I guess...?I'm not sure what you're getting at here. What did you think they were doing before?
Trump has had the opposite effect he has wanted every time he opens his mouth to the rest of the world.>Strengthens the Iranian regime right after they had mass protests>Helps China by making the US look like a riskier partner>Dooms Canadian Right wingers by threatening invasions>Dooms European Right wingers whenever he endorses themAnd many others such as Millei are also dropping in popularity along with him. He's like poison to anything he tries to accomplish.
>>542798031Iranians are by far the smartest people in that region, comparable to west europeans, and starter than israeo. Kikes knew this but they also dumbed Americans down for decades.
>>542787960YUUUUUUGE
>>542787960Time to lift Russia's sanctions
>>542810884Netanyahu is gonna pull some high level kikery and stay in power regardless of the vote
>>542788370yeah so impeach and extradite Trump already
>>542795031
>>542787960My toddler nephew declared that boogers are yummy when I caught him eating his boogers. I guess I should believe him, right?
>>542805912A modern technical would be so comfy Also why are they called technicals
>>542812362Come on man. The ultimate goal is the subjugation of the goyim duh. Why you gotta treat me like a cheap hooker when I'm trying to make love. Think who's line is it anyway or mad libs.
>>542787960>he fell for the fossil energygreen energy looking pretty clean now
>>542789201Americans will make up the wildest shit just to not admit they are ZOG golems >foreign entitiesMembers of congress literally walk around in IDF uniforms.
FUCK ISRAEL AND IRAN EQUALLYTHIS IS THE ONLY TRUE AMERICAN OPINION
>>542815071>FUCK ISRAEL AND IRAN EQUALLY>THIS IS THE ONLY TRUE AMERICAN OPINION>THAT'S WHY WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER CONSIDER NOT GIVING ISRAEL OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY >MIGA
>>542815071Iran is one of the last sovereign central banks. That is the cause of the hubbub. America is 90% compromised. Balkanization may not be declared for another 100 years but it seems to be close. Do not be egotistical and think to pose your ideals on others. The Lord has a plan. Judas had a solemn duty. We won it's all good.
>>542787960just glass these retards
>>542788370This is the gayest thing I've seen since that one pig-obsessed faggot.
There's no political will to invade Iran. Even a massive false flag would still face opposition.
>>542787960kek at headline
>>542788203It's okay moshe, 111 instead of 1103centralizedFlorida, Madagascar and somewhere in North Afrique, bye bye, Hamas Won, You Lost, Free Palestine.
>>542812362You type like a faggot shill, niggerIf you even actually belong here, you’re a newfag who should keep his mouth shut for another year or two
>>542815506>Iran is one of the last sovereign central banks.So? So is North Korea and they aren't huge gigantic faggots about itCentral banking is entering a crisis too, did you know the US bought Switzerland a couple years ago because of this? No. No you had no idea!>merica is 90% compromised. Balkanization may not be declared for another 100 yearsIn 100 years America will encompass North and South America, Greenland, Australia, and part of Africa. At least. As well as the UK or at least England (UK is shattering rn).
>>542816144redditors always post every post as a questioninsulting them doesn't work, isn't the solution to ask then questions back?
>>542816605>North Korea aren't huge gigantic faggots about itThis is honestly the funniest party to me. They play shitty hermit kingdom far smarter then Iran ever has >occasionally make out laddish claims and threats while testing a missile or two>never do anything that could even start to provoke military responses Meanwhile in Iran >entire political and foreign policy is driven by unending seethe about a 1950s coup against an already unstable nation that everyone involved in is long dead anyway >regularly take risky dumb shit maneuvers daring far larger powers to do something about it >suffer the repercussions of that every couple decades >seethe about it >repeat cycle
>>542788370Lel
>>542812078I’m going to use that shit more specifically to cause the diesel shortages to hit faster
>>542816605I know it might sound corny but if we can't even root out pedophiles, in organization, from our political system, then every other effort is tainted. I would give my life for that, would you?
>>542806260>There’s a reason the list of people who have fought Iran and won basically starts with Alexander and ends with Genghis Khan.The Soviets walked in and the British air and sea invaded functionally unopposed when they were worried the Iranians might side with the Axis or allow shipping to get fucked up. The Soviets were even in the middle of Barbarossa so they mostly sent scraps and low value units.
>>542787960That would be overplaying their hand, because long term the strait can be compensated for, and once this has occured their bargaining chip evaporates.As such it's best to not push these closures beyond months,
>>542817050That's detached from reality.Rather Iran and Best Korea are similar in their behavior, and differences mainly circumstantial.For instance: Best Korea actually has only one enemy bordering it that it has to deal with: South Korea, while also bordering both China and Russia as a lifeline of sorts.They also were smart enough to go all in on nukes.Iran meanwhile, while doing reasonably well expanding their industry and economy, somehow is fucking retarded when it comes to militarization, and spent 20 years doing little but seethe at the top of their lungs.They did reverse engineer some things, and made slightly less sucky SCUD missiles; but that's far less than you'd expect for a nation seemingly itching to obliterate both Israel and the USA, and maybe their Sunni neighbors, too, because Iran has a lot of enemies in its vicinity, and a wholey different level of belligerence; there's no Sunni/Shia conflict in Korea.
>>542817659They do have the advantage that they can lie their ass off in literarily every way possible to zero repercussions and public pressure they can’t just respond with “kill that nigger” We have a laundry list of bullshit claims that never amounted to anything in terms of their military successes, their commitments to diplomacy, claims its victory or death only, and everything in between. They can be calming they have shot down a star destroyer sized F-35, that they signed a peace deal and will fleece America for everything they want, that the straight will be closer for ever and ever, or that Khamenei just flew over a hidden under ground facility where billions of highly trained Iranian super cyborg are just waiting with bruqa clad babes to kill all the invaders.
>>542817569if we can't root out pedos then we can't root out any spies, periodjewgle kim philby and his gang
>>542787960>IRAN DECLARES THE STRAIGHT IS CLOSED FOREVER>THE STRAIGHTilliterate retard.
>>542817923North Korea did not have it all that easy after the Sino-Soviet split either. China and the Soviet Union nearly came into armed conflict several times, leaving the DPRK to question whether it could trust either side particularly the USSR, which Korean media for a period portrayed as a drunken useless bear that had once been useful and didn’t reallt open back up to them until about the 1980s. North Korea spent a substantial part of the Cold War isolated from the other commie states, roughly from the late 1950s through the 1970s.Granted it never had to deal with Islamist autism conflicts. But, it has still played the geopolitical game far more smart. Internally it is a shithole obviously, but that doesn’t really matter to the regime just as it doesn’t in Iran. Iran’s fucked up by regularly inviting conflicts it can’t deal with and pretty regularly eatting shit for it long before the current shit show. The tanker war for example. Iran also got particularly unlucky that it’s political sphere is actively falling apart or unable to help it at worst or as to seems to be with china not that interested in putting much weight of support behind them.
>>542815067This is just sad: one of the few non-partisan topics on burger politics is Bibi worship.
>>542803550>I'll get you next time houthis
>>542816605>In 100 years America will encompass North and South America, Greenland, Australia, and part of Africa. At least. As well as the UK or at least England (UK is shattering rn).LMFAO, please entertain us, how would you achieve your Amerikanischer Endsieg, Bubbadolf?Which countries are going to help you, or are you going to do it on your own?Please tell us.
