the absolute state of American cops
US citizens - explain
Probably using those gay plastic zip tie "cuffs" instead of the metal ones. Used his fat ogre strength.
heh nice tim dillon sketch
>>542788114About half of it looks like AI
>>542788114that's quite impressive but success chance is like 1%. only a nigger would try that.
>>542788114Everyone is so unathletic and rigid and fat.
>>542788210Cops are getting older and more dysgenic unfit here because nobody in their right mind wants to be a police officer these days. It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy on the part of those who hate them. The good people quit more and more as things are made harder for them and the bad people stay because their employment opportunities are more limited.
>>542788114https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2eqX93umXo
>>542788426>spoiler alert: when you eat at rd moment and everything around you requires to use your car you get fat
>>542788412It was a calculated risk, but man, he's bad at math.
>>542788114Really should have killed the zogbot with his bare hands instead of trying to escape. You'll never escape, but you can make sure at least one of them wont be going home to their kids for their crime of standing against you.
>>542788114Was it a mistake he didn't take the gun before he ran away?
What a fucking Chad lmao
>>542788114I wish I could be there when the first nigger in jail tries to fuck with himyou can't judge a book by the cover
>>542788462More like the institution is so rotten by police unions, corruption and politics that it's nearly impossible to stop giving the fat slobs raises much less fire the useless sacks of shit for incompetence.
>>542788579Why do most of the silly JD Vance memes somehow feel like reverse mockery? They’re fun and entertaining. I don’t feel as if they are really diminutive at all.
>>542788210Americans are so fat that traditional handcuffs no longer fit them, so we use flex cuffs (basically industrial zip ties). However, these can be broken in multiple ways if you know what you're doing. This fat retard took advantage of that to make an escape attempt, striking the thyroid of his fat police escort, sending him into an immediate debilitating calorie deficit. Pursued by several other fat people, the result is a Benny Hill-esque chase scene where the fat criminal and fat police bounce off the walls like pinballs.
>>542788412Courthouse is the best time to try to escape especially when it's a normal one.
>>542788689It doesn’t help that a lot of them show him as a very skilled martial artist
>>542788689because the vance jeet team do a "leh epic owning the insult thing"
>>542788426It's Ohio, the only reason a single ambitious dude with like 18 BMI doesn't take over a small town by himself is because of guns. You don't need athleticism when you can hop on your mobility scooter with the mounted .50 cal in the basket.
>>542788781those are jeet made cringe pro vance memespure astro turf to anybody with a single braincell this is obvious
>>542788689they are a mockery of the real vance being a jeeted boring puppet politician with 0 charisma
>>542788114That was a nice hook dude. Wonder what he did or what he was facing.
>>542788480>e*ropean seething about American lifestyle supremacy whats the cheapest citroen cost, a million euros? or like 16000 but you still cant afford one kek
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>>542788580This dudes gonna be AB
>>542788736>immediate debilitating calorie deficitIt’s like everyone in America is a Quasimorph character and starves to death in minutes if they’re not eating
>>542788689Theres nothing to mock except some bizarr nothing looking like him version of himself.Except for his religious views, those are border line apostasy
>>542788689>Why do most of the silly JD Vance memes somehow feel like reverse mockery? They’re fun and entertaining.Shhh. In 2 years the leftoids will unleash the full force of these memes, thinking they will win the election. Right up until about the time the polls close. It will be glorious.
>>542788911>Having fun? We don’t do that in GERMANY
>>542788979>we only take 10 year credit to afford our 60k shit piles and our $7 diesel
>>542789109fack u bitch mederchod
>>542788386It does>>542788114A lot of these results comes from police moving away from individual physical qualifications to a reliance on technology to take the place of the effective use of violenceHad this happened in the 50's or 60's, the cops wouldn't have lain on the ground after being hit once, and they would have been far more aggressive in bringing the suspect under control. If it was a foot patrol officer, one shot of the nightstick would have stopped this cold.But instead (if this video is real), you have a bunch of cops who, on the first challenge, seem to think someone else will have to deal with the guy later
>>542789517forgot to post news link>Timothy J. Reaggle, 20, of Wellsville, allegedly attacked two Columbiana County Sheriff's Office deputies Monday shortly after learning he would spend a year in prison in a separate case, according to local reports. >Timothy J. Reaggle was subdued with a Taser after allegedly attacking two Columbiana County deputies, both of whom suffered broken bones.>He pleaded guilty in July to charges including aggravated burglary, aggravated assault, aggravated menacing, failure to comply and two misdemeanor counts of assault.https://www.foxnews.com/us/handcuffed-inmate-breaks-free-punches-deputy-wild-courthouse-escape-attempt
>>542788689Because JD VanceChud is actually cool
>>542788114Only a truly innocent man would fight so hard for his freedom
fat boy strength
>>542788579ahahahahahahahah
>>542789915A man wronged by the system, a hero dragged in
>>542788114>that first punchholy fucking based lmao
>>542788114Typical american security... British lady cops are more effective than these sheltered fat pigs.
>>542788210Did you ever wonder what “never go full retard” meant?
>>542788114Punch to the HEART!
>>542788462These are just security guards. They sit all day making people take their belts off to go through metal detectors. I don’t even think they are members of an actual PD
>>542788689liberals can't even mock their enemies without making them look awesome
>>542788781Is this real
>>542788579Is this AI?
people who claimed retard strength isn’t a real thing…how you feeling right now? feeling good?
>>542788210We're all badasses. Even the fat ones.
>>542788114Neat, that first strike was grade A kino.
>>542788114Dropped that fat nigga with one shot. Fuckin hate law enforcement
>>542788114Absolute unit, someone get this man signed to Texas A&M
>>542788670Why does everyone care so much about cops being fat?The job is 99% paperwork, 1% sitting in a car. Cops aren’t even allowed to pursue in half the country. They won’t arrest you for anything these days except maybe a DUI. If it’s a shooting or murder they intentionally wait 25-30 min so the perp can get away that way they won’t put officers in danger by responding to and armed deadly suspect. The last fucking thing they will ever be doing is chasing someone down and pinning them to the ground to force an arrest. If they don’t come willingly then they make a split second decision to either gun them down or just let them go.
>>542788736You ever try fighting a 6’3” 250lb full retard? He has the strength of a gorilla and hands like cinder blocks
