https://www.bbc.com/sport/olympics/articles/cqvgy1m9z4k8o
THUNDERDOME
>>542798624Holy kino potential
>>542798624This is going to be the best Olympics rowing event ever
>>542798624>paralympicWhere the fuck is my popcorn?!
>>542798624About time they spiced the Olympics up
>>542798624>ROW ROW RO YOU-R AH-ACK!
You will return to your people with a gold medal or not at all.
>>542799210kek'd
>>542798624Every Olympic event should have a crocodile for added excitement. Imagine judo with a bunch of crocodiles surrounding the ring? Skeet shooting could be with baby crocodiles. The hammer throw could just be grabbing a croc by the tail and tossing the fucker.
>>542798624Oceans "home to 50,000 big white sharks" had been chosen as Olympic regatta venues in the past. Where is the fucking problem?
>>542798624A crocodile just flew over my house.
>>542799872Exterior crocodile elevator
>>542798624wypipo don season dey sports with life o' death obstacles>lol, most of these sports were based off military feats, literal life or death scenarioswypipo have castrated themselves, they can't even handle a couple of swamp puppies.
>>542798823it'll need to be streamed on liveleak>worst animal attack on humans in recorded historyto date
>>542798624Now I'll watch the Olympics.
>>542798876Can I bet on kalshi on retard bashing crock skull in with a row and then trying to finish but in wrong direction.
>>542800041i fly a 747 movie theatre.
>>542798624>brisbaneIsn’t that in Germany?
>>542799210>wacky races on rowboats
>>542798624>2032No one’s gonna be alive. But cool I guess.
>>542798624Alligators? Sure. Okay. Nothing will probably happen.Crocodiles? That's just murder.
>>542798624>2032 olympicsyeah, i wouldn't worry too much about that.
>>542804972australia
>>542798624Can't wait, it'll be kino.
>>542798624Mandeep lol
>>542798624LET THE GAMES BEGIN.this is a total gay faggot liberal post and article.What river in that part of the world doesn't have crocodiles or predators.Deal with it rowing fags.. prove yourselves
>>542798624Gonna be lots of speed records broken, I ween.
>>542807393>What river in that part of the world doesn't have crocodiles or predators.I live not even an hour's drive away from brisbane and the major river near me last had a confirmed crocodile sighting in 1905.This story also smacks of bullshit because brisbane is about 600km south of the southernmost breeding ground for crocs.
>>542799376As long as the participants are all Australians I support this
>>542798624Based. We'll see who the real pros are.
>>542807301Came here to post this. Fucking poos and their stupid names. Lol
>>542808858>This story also smacks of bullshit because brisbane is about 600km south of the southernmost breeding ground for crocs.But precisely, the event will be in Rockhampton, 650km north of Brisbane.They tried to find a place closer to Brisbane but there are no crocodiles there.
>>542812732Why in the fuck are they hosting an olympic event at fucking Rocky?The entire town is literally drunk belligerent abos and runoff from the QAL refinery and Boyne smelter.There's a half dozen major river systems within two hour's drive of brisbane, some of which are picturesquewtf
>>542813490It's the Olympics. Somebody got paid off
>>542799376Imagine winter Olympics and crocs sliding on the ice eating Canadians. Fucking glorious.
>>542804972It's going to be held about 600km north in Rockhampton which is located halfway between Brisbane and the City of Townsville
>>542808858There's bullsharks or something in the brisbane river, it's also polluted shit. Rockys is prob also full of shit from refinery runoff. Options for rivers with infrastructure (and wideness) must be limited if they're going up there, or just send shit to NSW, 2000 had events all over the east coast.
>>542799376Luge on a croc.
>>542816199Synchronized swimming with a croc would be the ultimate test of nerves.
