https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/new-yorks-new-robotoilets-make-you-finish-in-10-minutes-or-the-door-opens-3409903/
>>542799759I'd sue the city for indecent exposure
>>542799759and if you could stay in there indefinitely you would complain about them being places for people to shoot up
>>542799759Don't laugh wagies, this is coming soon to a workplace near you.
>>542799962Put those people in jail permanently and they stop showing up because they're all in jail
>>542799759why not just drive people with robots over grates in the floor so they can empty their bowels and then the robots will hose them down with cold water? much more efficient.
>>542799865Or just shut the door and continue injecting your marijuanas. It's all a fugazi.
>>542799759that pattern should hide the shit a little
>>542799759They make me finish? In 10 minutes? I call bullshit.
>americans and their digestive systems are so fucking messed up that 10 minutes is apparently an unreasonable of time to take a shitdon't remember the last time i needed more than 4 minutes.
>>542800187Try eating food prepared by a nonwhite and get back to me about that.
>>542799759The joke's on them, my diarrhea cannot be reasoned with.
>>542799759how do you have diarrhea for more than 2 minutes, anon?this is not normal.
>>542800038that doesn't fix the issue.the correct response is to airdrop them in iran.
>>542800050Robots tongue my anus
>>542800642I imagine it's quite common for anyone who has eaten food prepared by jeets.
>>542800729nope.you shit greased lightning.
>>542800232>blaming niggers for your diarrhea
>>542799759Just close the door again
Fake...legal ramifications of forcing someone to expose themselves. Legal system cant handle that. This is bullshit and OP is a homosexual.
This seems hostile to people that suffer from inflammatory bowel diseases.
>>542800023It's a lot cheaper just to remove the stalls
these already exist in Vancouver
>>542800869>he forgot about mamdani being in office
>see a cute girl walk in>camp the door to wait and see if itll open while she's mid toilet
>>542799759I'm assuming it's because of junkies ODing in them.
>>542799759Just take the doors off. Imagine being such an uptight insecure pussy that you can't take a shit unless you are safely hidden away from view in a safe space cuck box. >Oh no, someone might see me pooping and realize that I'm doing the thing that literally every other person on the planet does every day!
>>542799759Imagine you're getting blown by a street hooker in here and the door just opens up on you. The indignation!
>>542800983they don't want the homeless camping out.
>>542800991then why go in the box?leave the door on and shit as you walk.
>>542799759Let them look!
>>542801041They genuinely believe these boxes won't get trashed on the first day.
>>542801467>"it's baffling!"no.it's laundering.look into who manufactures each part of that box and you'll find ties.
>>542799962That’s exactly the reason for this they don’t want junkys and cluckers moving in.t. former parks and recreation janny serving the hood
did they time test junkies? They can fix up pretty fast
>>542800023I worked at an IT helpdesk job that timed your bathroom breaks and would write you up for taking more than 5 minutes. The place was like a cult, built around a weird personality exam. They had "systems engineers" that couldn't figure out password resets. Absolute nonsense, I got fired from that job and it was the best day of my life.
>>542801590With 10 minutes junkies will even have enough time to clean their used needles off in the toilet paper rolls
>>542799759imagine not being rich enough to be able to turn on a hot shower for the 30 mins you spend taking a fat, nice shit.
>>542799759>Go to nyc>Use one of these>Stay 11 minutes>People see small penis >Mentally damaged for life>Sue the city>Be rich and retire>Bang escorts with small penis rest of your days
>>542801582Holy shit I haven't laughed so hard at a meme in months
>>54279975910min isn't enough time.
>>542801753jesus. aids blood and a hemorrhoid... you got a stew going there
>>542800788
seems like a reasonable solution to having public bathrooms and not having druggies shoot up and die in there.migger kike lovers will hate it because AIPAC told them to hate anything done by the dumocrats. miggers are so god damn retarded.
>>542802258>refuse to arrest druggies but claps when the toilet guards drag you out mid-shit
>>542800923hmmm interestingYou might be right about that
>>542799759>$4,000,000>for 17 toiletseffective use of taxes
>>542799759What's stopping anyone from just closing it again?
>>542802411They send goons to attack you. Won't arrest the people using drugs, though.
>>542800869Erm, sorry sweaty, but you have to sign our Eula to use our app to open the doors from the beginning.Yeah there's no way in hell they're not going to be sued, this is not a replacement for actual public infrastructure and it 100% violates the ADA like when that British company tried to sell their toilets that make people uncomfortable if they sit on them too long.
>>542800953kek
>>542799759I don't poop in public anyway.
>>542799759public toilets everywhere are a good idea when u think of france then homeless people just live inside them
>>542799759cant wait for all the tin toks of people on the public shitter since zoomoids and browns think they will go viral from it
JOKES ON YOU I ALWAYS SHIT WITH THE STALL DOOR OPEN TO ASSERT MY DOMINANCE ON YOU LITTLE POOLETS.
>>542802063Idgi
If you can make it, they can break it.
>>542799759Druggies
>>542799759They have had those in places where all the junkies hang out here for years. It's basically so when one of them ODs in a public toilet, the door opens and somebody calls an ambulance. I have seen one passed out in one before and pressed the close door button on my way past.
>>542799759They want IndiaGive them India
>>542800113>tfw police drag me out of the porta potty because I'm constipated
>>542799759Nanny state bullshit
>>542799759I want to know about toddler fight club
>>542801083Now that's based
>>542802330so we're not talking about toilets anymore. you can't keep changing the subject, migroid.
