>>542800985corrrr
>>542800985that catfish steaks?
>>542801058I thought it was mushrooms
>>542801103You may be correct.
>>542801058>>542801103stewed eels, Guv'nor
>>542800985I feel like there has to be a more esthetically pleasing way to serve this.
>>542800985What's with the obsession with drowning food in algae-filled mop water or something that looks like it leaked out of a septic tank?Heard of sauce thickeners?Nasty shite.
>>542800985
>>542800985is that jellied eels? i remember liking them as a teen when going to some harry potter faire shit
>>542801241No, and fuck you, love. No tip required though.
>>542800985>>542801250i know some of that taste homie and decent but WHY THE FUCK does your food look like slop served outta some prison septic tank
>>542800985How do you have a country with some of the best chefs in the world and still not know how to plate something so it looks appetizing
>>542801256Jellied eels are peak British cuisine.
>>542800985>lumps of white mold>booger sauce with myster meat>a ugly piece of breadyum
British food isn't even bad. The presentation is absolutely fucked though. Actual slop.
>>542800985Jesus that looks horrible
>>542801227That makes more sense.>>542801241There is. They're English, though.
>>542801250Is that prison slop?The first time I heard "mushy peas" I thought it was a complaint. It's not. "Fresh" is just too much to expect.
>>542800985based but idk about mushrooms. im making a steak in electric grill =)
>>542800985OY YE ‘OL PISSY PEAS ‘N MASH WIF STONE BREAD ‘N WHISKA FISH. BLOODY GOOD SPREAD MATE
>>542801250>What's with the obsession with drowning food in algae-filled mop waterthey ve been drowning themselfs in that water for so long that they unconsciously do it to food too
>>542800985eww what is wrong with these people
>>542801725That's one of the good meals they offer.
>>542800985meat pies and mash are a good combo.dont know what that green stuff is, watered down mushy peas?
>haha british food is so bad that means ethnically replacing them through mass immigration is great
>>542800985I'd skip the eels (not a kosher fish) but the rest looks good.
>>542801806Is that a meat pie? I thought it was a little loaf of bread. Why meat pies aren't as prominent here as they are in England is beyond reason. We should be subsisting only on meat pies.
>>542800985Pie and mash if I remember correctly. With eel and parsley sauce.
>>542801250It's peas and beef gravy.
>>542801589Pigeon pie sounds good af
>>542801888>kosherYou should try cyanide.
>>542800985peak anglo cuisine
>>542801890We got chicken and turkey pies for some reason but not the beef or lamb.
>>542801589Is pigeon pie actually made of pigeon or is this more of your island trickery
>>542800985I can smell the curry from across the pond.
>>542801926We should eat those. There are a lot of them. Pie is an excellent format.
>>542801680I've been in jail and the slop there was not as gross looking as that. More just bland and the "meat" was a mysterious onions product.
>>542801929You won't do shit you little goy faggot ahahaha. Go neet harder and end your bloodline for anime porn.
>>542801961And the chicken and turkey varieties are excellent!I'm going to learn to make meat pies.
>>542801058jellied eel pie
>>542800985Would. If you wouldn't, then kys.
>>542800985where is the beer?
>>542800985meanwhile in the US of A
>>542800985>>542801487I'm sure that Japanese would love it if only it was presented properly. Not like that.
>>542801999I'm glad to have never had a prison meal.>>542802032I look forward to when you faggots realize you overstepped again.
>>542802037Look how to turn on a swivel not even recognizing the ID. You are such a pathetic freak. I'd serve you a pie full of broken glass and dead palestinians.
>>542801250>Please notice my Urine-peon alcoholism culture It's really no wonder why every eurotard is such a clueless NPC.
>>542802044They don't even remove the bones or skin, do they? Eel skin is delicate, but strong flavored, but as far as I am aware, the bones remain hard and pointy.
>>542802105Well jail is different than prison. I'd actually bet you get better stuff in prison.
>>542802086Bet she's jewish.
>>542800985COR. gis a bit, luv. 2’n2
>>542801680>Is that prison slop?It's 'footie scran'.
>>542802032Here! I have a little gift for you. Gift!!!!!!It's free like free Palestine. You don't have to pay for it.
>>542802113Doesn't even make sense, what you're saying here. What are you on about?
>>542802183I would starve.
>>542802207>It's 'footie scran'.probably tastes better than it looks. Am I to understant that this man is eating that meal at a sporting event? Stadium fare in England is odd. American sporting event food is usually centered around being able to hold your beer with one of your hands, but still be able to eat with the other.
>>542802195red blooded amerishart
Rate me pot roast with taters carrots and onions. This weren’t but 2 nights ago yeah
>>542802254At the jail I was in, if someone gave you commissary money you could order even better slop from the same catering company as the guards. That was actually like fast food tier slop. I'm sure it was like 30 bucks for a burger or something insane though.
>>542801227Never had eel before, what food would you compare it to?
>>542802297Grim.
>>542802374Taste, outside of that, 'gravy' thinner than Pepsi is not the main issue. When made well, that pie with meat and pea... paste can be great. It's about the retarded, impractical serving and presentation that makes it unappealing.It takes two minutes to make basic mashed potatoes and sprinkle some fresh greens on top, to make it look not like pig feed.
>>542802438Looks good, Id eat it. Maybe a little more liquid.
>>542802297kids are working that memeflaggot
>>542802585The shit in your pic looks good to me, you'd just need some black pepper on the taters and to toast the bread.
>>542802438Very good, I often make them using thick blade steaks because they're commonly on sale for some reason.
>some fish, beans, cheese and potato, and whole wheat breadWhat's wrong with this? And I'm not even white, I'm Indian..this seems like a complete, nutritionally well-balanced meal. I'd eat it.>>542801036>>542801058>>542801103>>542801188>>542801227
>>542802503It looks worse than what it tastes, just tastes like a mild white fish. Also pie mash and liquor is great.
>>542801913But why do they mush them up the only benefit of peas is they're tiny little globes you can crunch into.
>>542801227ELLO GOVNA
>>542800985Nice din dins. Pie, mash, eels and liquor.Remember to put vinegar on the eel if you want to do it properly.
>>542802438Slop>>542802711Not slop
>>542800985This is London specific. Northerners don't eat eel and have real gravy, thick. Fuck knows what they eat in the midlands, probably curry
>>542802659It's the same idea as mashed potatoes, they're starchy and they clump up.
>>542800985>No dead carbsA hearty meal.I'd eat that
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