https://nypost.com/2026/09/17/business/toys-r-us-to-open-120-stores-biggest-expansion-in-years-thanks-to-adults-who-didnt-wanna-grow-up/
>survive thanks to plebbitorsa fate worse than death.
>>542805776>millennials are pathetic and throw a temper tantrum and whine about zoomers when you call them out on being patheticwe know
That's funny I was just thinking about 'we be toys. I thought they all closed a decade ago.
>>542805776based millenials not turning into soulless worker drones, you're just mad people aren't as jaded as you and actually enjoy things stay mad you old boomer prick.
>>542805776>"Toy sales in the US grew 17% in the first half of the year – the strongest first-half performance in six years – largely fueled by adults who are snatching up trading cards and collectibles, according to Circana.">"Adults now account for 55% of all toy sales, the researcher found."Arrested development.
>>542806177He gets mad if you do anything personally beneficial at all. He doesnt want you benefitting from anything in life. He sees you as slave cattle to be consumed so this angers him
Why is the news mocking and belittling their readers now?
>>542806389exactly these people want you as cold and bitter as they are, well guess what while these retards burn the world down around us, im going to take my piece of happiness where i can find it, and if that makes people like op feel attacked or some type of way so be it, im living for me not their approval least of all a fucking boomer who sold out the second they got offered a deal by the system.
>>542806223They look really happy I'm actually jealous
>>542805776It's all branding. We're all soulless consumer NPCs reacting to various marketing stimuli. The jews are right about us. "Teenager" was invented in the 40s. The suburban nuclear family was invented in the 50s. "Baby Boomers". A brand. "Millennials". Branding. The US of A, a shopping mall. But don't kill yourself because it's only going to get funnier and you don't want to miss it.
>>542806860This looks like a con of some kind which is filled with soys who pretend plastic things and marvel make them happy but go on be jealous of retarded consumers I assume you are a 40 year old loser too
>>542806223I wonder if there'll be any anons defending this
>>542806519boomers are their readers, millennials switched to new media
>>542807176i would, shits fucked man and if i can still find groups of people who enjoy life and aren't just bitter pricks thats great actually these people are usually joys to be around most of the time, it so much better being around cyncial pricks who sit in the corner brooding about the "good ol days" and how garbage everyone is.
>>542806223Well at least you have less competition collecting big black dildos
Who wants to be an old fart to be fair
I don't wanna grow up. Being an adult sucks
>>542805776hoooooooooooooooooney if you buy me more toys i might carry your child to play with the toys in a few years
>>542805776fuck you, geoffrey gang 4 lyfe
>>542806223safe and legal until the 50th trimester
>>542807438all of these people likely work to fund their hobbies you disingenuous retard you act like all of these people are on welfare and the taxpayer is funding their figma collection. get a fucking grip you fucking supposed capitalist, you're mad people are using their money to fuel the economy? what are you a fucking commie?
>>542805776"being an adult" isnt real, its a ritualthe people who perform this ritual are faggots
>>542807594this looks like an expensive collection he likely lives in an affluent part of town and is well paid at his job, this isn't something some guy living on section 8 is able to have, i really hate you fucks you'll on one hand say you are free market capitalists then on the other when you see a blue collar or otherwise using his money that he works for and pays taxes on to fund his passions whatever that ends up being WHICH IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY, you're a fucking hypocrite.
>>542807594>>542807759and on the other hand you'll deride people like this who aren't just decent people, they directly keep this economy afloat by still engaging with the market outside of the necessities you have no real beliefs you're a charlatan.
>i dont wanna grow up cuz maybe if i diiiiid i wouldn't be a toys r us kidcant believe those millenial kids took that song serously kek
The final part of truly "growing up" is realizing it's all a farce. Look at how many tantrums and other nonsense the extremely powerful and wealthy get up to and you soon realize you are just going through the motions due to the tyranny of the many.
The economy sucks and has sucked for 15 years, people can afford a toy for themselves and never had kids because women decided they could just whore around until they were 39 and then settle down which is not how it actually works in the real world, the men work jobs that 'pay enough' because it's impossible to get promoted and starting a business is too much work, the women got all these meme career HR and operations and recruiting jobs in the city.They created a 'society' where there are no incentives to do anything, fucked their kids over at every opportunity and now complain that shit is broken and gets more broke every year.>>542805942>le zoomers
