What would it take to convince you to join the army?
>>542805836A free boiwife of my choice
>>542805836I am actively supporting our troops by sexually satisfying their wives and girlfriends while they are deployed.>Thank you for your CERVIX, baby
>>542805836total war against israel and india
>>542805836Nothing, essentially. I served once many years ago, but that was in the military of a country that no longer exists.
>>542805836>ConvinceYou would need more than words and fiat, NIGGER
>>542805836The US declaring war on India and Israel and waging a genocidal war, complete with death squads to totally eliminate Jeets and Jews from the solar system.
>>542805836a war against Israel
>>542805836Can I attack Israel?
>>542806089Jeets are Zerg rushing the West
>>542805836Worldwide war against the jews in every hidy hole and cave they take shelter in....also a overall good house not in a black or brown area with no property tax, same with the land it sits on.
>>542805836Actual pay, rights, entitlements, respect, and insurance. When they start drafting, I'm gonna look great in a dress and a blonde wig.
>>542805836nothing, i'm not joining. not because of any political stance i just don't want to get in shape.
>>542805836i wanna pilot drones
>>542805836Been there, did that, got two campaign stars and a sacrifice medal. it was a different country back then.If I was forced at gunpoint to fight for this homo economic zone shithole I would do everything to sabotage the war effort behind the scenes.
>>542805836I want to serve under Dirlewanger
>>542805836Better to live as a troon than to die a raped and castrated buttgoy
>>542805836invading canada
Fighting a just cause with and against only rich people
>>542805836being in dirlewanger type of unit to fight and destroy american zogbots and kikes
>>542805836>What would it take to convince you to join the army?Going to war against israel or india, preferably both at the same time. I would invent new war crimes too.
>>542805836The ability to fight against the united states of america and overthrow its government.
Already did. It sucked back in 2005. Probably sucks way worse now
>>542808169This and I get to bring home slaves.
>>542805836A land invasion of israel
>>542805836you are not deffending your race, culture, faith or even your territory, only the interest managerial parasites that will make any excuse to avoid paying you or whoever you leave behind for your servicelike thos mutts in that desert base that got dusted by Iran: >sorry senpai, we ain't at war, it's just a special operation, so no pension for your relatives
>>542805836Same as any other point in history:>~13yo virgin wife>land>house>adequate pay and pensionWith all the bullshit and the state of the economy that would be 400k a year and 10 year retirement. You can't pay my rate, so fuck off. Military recruitment seems to hinge on 18 year olds being too fucking dumb to perform proper cost benefit analysis and see that a job which pays less than McDonald's and risks your literal life and literal limb is not a good deal at all. You have to be absolutely fucking retarded to join the military these days, and a traitor.
>>542805922Done this to a nuclear sub engineer before. If you don't fuck your wife for eight months and make her live along, she's not going to be alone and unfucked for very long. Thanks for "serving the country" while I'm out here offering chicks coke and scumbagmaxxing.
>>542806278Optimistically, my medical condition precludes me from any potential draft. Worst case is I end up with a desk job. Someone needs to file paperwork and fly drones straight up the enemies' asses.
>>542810995If this was a serious country, what you and those women are doing should be a felony since it's bad for troop morale.But this is a jewish casino of a country country, so go ahead and get them pregnant. Spread STDs if you can, even.
>>542811226You got it boss. Believe me, if this was (still) a White country untouched by kikes where the women weren't whores, I'd make Shariah law look like libertine depravity. As it stands? I surf the Kali Yuga.
