It would be in Canada's best interests to draft articles of surrender to the US today. Consider the following, Canada:- Has no military- Has no allies- Has no economic future- Has plentiful natural resources- Has a centrally located region already prepared to succeed and geographically divide the country- Is already weakened by rampant immigration- Has no meaningful national identity- Is now fully primed to be divided and conqueredAnd here's the kicker, none of this is just random. Every part of this was planned a long time ago specifically to make Canada an easy target for US expansion. Why have Canada's leaders been making the terrible decisions they've made over the years that have brought it to its current pitiful state? It's easy to just say they were all stupid, but that's not the case. They were all on board with the plan from the start.And now this ridiculous idea that joining the EU will somehow protect Canada from being annexed by the US? How exactly does that work? Europe has zero resources or leverage to do anything to assist Canada. They can't even protect themselves without the US. All joining the EU would do is give the US even more reason to accelerate the invasion. At best it would be a final, meaningless act of desperation. Canada's leaders are all on Team USA already, and Canadians voted for it.
>>542807742Keep me posted
>>542807742Americans deserve the suffering they will experience in the present and future.Abrahamic germanocelts need to have their teeth kicked in.
> The US has bo economic future either.Exploiting Canada's natural resources to expand the US GDP is the United States' economic future.
>>542808148We'll keep you drafted, leaf.
>>542808206No argument there. And it's good to get the frustation out, go ahead and vent. We want you well rested when you're sent off to the middle east to fight for your (new) country.
>>542807742
>>542807742Invade us and we'll make Afghanistan look like a picnic.
I'm not the bad guy here, I'm just the messenger. I love Canadian bacon and real maple syrup. And soon I'll get all that and more tariff-free. Everyone wins.
>>542808728Not believable.
>>542808821Believe it.
>>542808728Lol what are you going to do? Lob poutine grenades at us? You've been rendered defenseless by your own choices. The US just has to proclaim Canada is now a US State, and the war is already over. Get angry and bitch about it all you want, that's one step on the path to acceptance.
>>542808769"I'm going to rob you"no you're not.
no thanks
>>542808995>The US just has to proclaim Iran is now a US State, and the war is already over.
if you threaten us with weapons we're going to respond with deadly force.
Have you cleared this action with Bibi?
>>542807742We're voting on it on October 19th. Please wait a month.
>>542808880Half the people here are alien foreign interlopers. They are economic opportunists that are only here to make money, not die fighting for anything. Most of the rest are no more Canadian than the alien foreigners. They are cosmopolitan globalists that have the same values as deracinated, globetrotter foreigners. They are not connected to the land or history. They are neo-Marxist, self-serving psychopaths or cravens that only look out for themselves. These are not nationalists. They won't sacrifice anything. They don't believe in countries or nations.
i think they wanted to rustle up the normies by acting like pro wrestlers talking tough about it.they could have just said we had new trade deals behind the scenes and no one would think much about besides grumbling at work about how they've been poor ever since nafta
>>542808880>>542808998>>542809014Hey if I'm wrong, please explain. What's your plan to prevent the inevitable here? Is it a secret plan? Is it written in invisible ink? Or maybe it's a militia of literally tens of Canadians armed with hunting rifles?
>>542809056Iran isn't dumb though, they've actually maintained a military deterrent.
Can someone explain to me why MAGAtards want Canada? It’s a frozen wasteland full of Indians. How would my life get better if we annexxed Canada?Sure, it has natural resources, but we already benefited from that because Canada has always been an extremely amicable, free trade partner. The USA already reaps all the good parts of Canadian society. Annexxing them just means we inherit all of Canada’s problems too.We have 20 million illegal Mexicans, and we want to steal a bunch of legal, non-deportable Indians now?Also, all Canadians are turbolibs. The GOP will never win a national election again if Canadians can vote in US elections.I feel like Miggers don’t think about anything.
>>542807742Yeah I agree canadians are simply retarded
>>542808206Look at this brown dipshit seething hahahahahahaha
>>542809343Four million Indian immigrants is nothing in the long run. Peas still need picked and toilets need cleaning.> but the electionsLol.
>>542808728You won't, can't, do shit. I know you well faggot.
>>542809343>explain to me why MAGAtards want Canada? It’s a frozen wasteland full of Indians.where better to build endless data centresand who better to run them
>>542808880You have no idea how much the average American soldier will enjoy your resistance.
>>542807742I accept their surrender, but the jeets must go!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oV6mF1fZi5c&ra=m
Bruh doesn't know that midterms are right around the corner.. dems don't want to "invade" Canada, that's retarded. Trumptards are getting THE BOOT!
>>542807742The usa is insignificant and has been since 2001
Americans don't want Canada. It'll be like the Mexican American War. They'll "liberate" lands and push far but in the end only keep certain parts leaving the rest a struggling third world shithole.
Also keep in mind, add 5C to global temps, Canada becomes prime global real estate, and a lot of it. Think you're going to be allowed to keep that all to yourselves? Why do you think the US doesn't give a shit about global warming? Because it's good for us! North America is the place to be when a nice cozy global temp bump gives us a big warm hug.
>>542809737>british flag>talking about relevanceAre you ok cuz?
>>542809737>>542809833Yeah I'm confused too.
>>542807742You're doing good job making yourself sound worse than Russia.
nationwide 911 outage at the same time as m*rk c*rney spoke to EU parliamentkek
>>542809833You still got our king on you money?
Alaska reporting in. We have a bunch of F-35's sitting in the storage yard that I think I could get running. Then I could just use AI to help me fly it. Canada you're fucked.
>>542809916Oh no - Europe might scold us.
>>542807742delusional mutt tears, you love to see it lmao
>>542807742A.i. the post.
>>542809962OP is a bot. A Molt specifically. The amount of a.i. bot posting coming out of their farms there is astounding.
>>542809645Think you should have been more concerned about your own elections. You know, the ones you actually get to vote in? Oh that's right, you did vote, for politicians who sold you out to the US. Thanks!
>>542809960You're pretty much forcing us to go with China.
>>542807742*blocks your path*
>>542810123Literally nothing has happened yet your declaring victory lmao, calm down big boy
>>542809107>>542810117> We'll show you!> OP is a bot!Still not a single meaningful response on how Canada has any hope of resisting US takeover. Because there is no hope. Leafs proving my point for me. But keep posting the cope, it's positively scruptious.
>>542808148this
We just need to send Zelenskyij. He's been dodging a neighbouring nuclear superpower for ~4 years this is small potatoes for him.
>>542810166>Europe shops for a new masterEnjoy!
>>542810166Lol go for it! American invasion would immediately follow. "Go with China." What a retard. See, this is why you're already defeated. You did it to yourselves.
>>542807742A lot of us are almost hoping you try it at this point.It will be like the Irish Troubles except, way, way, way more difficult to deal with. In the age of drones. Across the longest land border in the world. And the insurgent country isn't a small Island, its one of the harshest wildernesses in the world.With the entire world against you except Russia and North Korea.You should pray Trump isn't that retarded. It would mean the end of your country through civil war.You're probably not even American though, you're probably a Russian troll wearing a diaper because of all the punitive rape.
>>542810166China is based and makes everything.. the US has tikitok, YouTube, and prints currency up the ass to rip everyone off...
>>542807742mutts start the lamest threads>>542808769you should surrender to china because you have never won a war and can't seem to do anything right
If Canadians were forcefully integrated, what would stop a mass amount of DC sniper type attacks? That guy only got caught because he used the same vehicle over and over.
>>542810539> we'll just make drones and win!You honestly think the US wouldn't be prepared for that? By the way, we already own every industry in Canada that would be capable of manufacturing them.The only risk to the US would be Medicare bankruptcy due to all the new mental retardation disability claims.
>>542807742I can't wait to watch Canadian girls getting raped by bbc and forced to accept all of our best blacks. Canadian women are so thirsty for it.
>>542810873In a country devoid of masculinity, this would be more of a favor than a threat.
>>542811080I hate niggers and their hubris
>>542811350Even your own guy here hates what Canada has become.
>>542808608and the nigga is gay
>>542809215But whose side will these interlopers be on if immediate American citizenship is on the table? You've imported an entire army of immigrants who will do everything they can to thwart Canadian resistance to annexation.
Bumping once to see if any leaf can post anything other than cope and delusion. Otherwise, let this thread be archived and remembered as the point in time Canada was officially defeated. Don't be upset, you had a good run. Not really though.
>>542808206i wish black death upon your mother
Oh look...a delusional burger.Typical.Let me know when you actually cross the border, impotent faggot.
>>542813015That's the beautiful part of it though, nobody has to cross the border. You're still thinking there's _going_ to be a war. None of you are getting it. The war already happened, and you lost. You defeated yourselves at the voting booth. You did all the work for us. You have to admit, it was a pretty brilliant plan too.>>542809112Cleared it with him? It was his idea.
>>542808728Canadians are huge faggots.Trump just has to promise indians free access to Trump Brothels installed all over Canada and they will hunt you down like dogs.
>>542814591>they will hunt you down like dogs.>First Nations (1,048,405), Métis (624,220), and Inuit (70,545).>43.8% of Indigenous adults (18+) in Canada are obese,Kek...not fucking likely, bud.
>>542814591>>542812178It's really astounding, isn't it? They're bitching about poop on their beaches, not realizing they imported a pro-American army right into their midsts. On their own dime even!
>>542814913What the fuck are you... You can't be that stupid.
>>542814976>You can't be that stupid.Do I look like a burger to you, bud?Kek...
>>542814591>>542814913>>542815111I rest my case.
>I rest my case.and everyone clapped. Now off to page 11 with ya'.
>>542815468I suspect your countrymen are more crying than clapping. Though you do provide this thread with good evidence of how your country got where it is today. Don't forget to vote in October!
In the end Americans won't do shit they're too fat.
>>542807742"Oh no! Were fucking losing in the middle east! Our bases there were destroyed and the world is laughing at us! We've blown through our strategic reserves and Venezuela is a decade away from providing us with fuel. Our population is in depression conditions, our military is in shambles.Quick! Start threatening Canada!"
>>542817717Well, we'll be sending you mighty Canadian warriors over there soon to straighten out the Iran situation for us. As your wise friend there pointed out, we're all too fat for the draft.
>>542808206trvthnvke
>>542817717"Oh yes brother, in Jesus name, burn the boats. Its your masculine duty to take everything."
>>542817856No that's a (((YOU))) problem, bud.
>>542807742Strait is still closed, burger.
>>542817912Based burn the boats reference I didn't know if anyone else watched Dwayne.
>>542817856>We'll just get foreign fighters go up against our enemiesYou tried that already, against the Houthis, got your shit pushed in and lost a bunch of toys.
>>542812637Americans are just going to keep losing and losing and losing and losing and just like trim, theyll only be able to post and shit themselves.
>>542807742Canada is literally King Chuck's clay, buddy.
>>542810305We've made significant investments into drone tech. If anything, China and Iran would probably supply us with fpv drones and chinese missiles if you went full retard and tried to invade us.
Trudeau net worth pre pandemic$10 millionTrudeau net worth post pandemic$350 million + katy perryHe just happened to heavily invest in nanolipid manufacturing used in gene therapy jabs mandated on Candians.But muh DRUMPF!
>>542817717I hope trump cripples you so severely that the jeets return to India voluntarily, it's for your own good
>>542808256Hurry up then. We won't conquer ourselves
>>542817856Ever think about how long it will take to>invade>secure>stabilize>draft>fight in Iran.You're talking years.You don't have years.You have maybe months before the material deprivation sends your nation into a downward spiral of civil conflict.Not to mention these plans... No "aspirations" die when republicans get curbstomped come the next election cycle.
>>542810782Nigga you weren't even prepared for Iran or the houthis drones lmao we've spent the entire time since Trump started the iran war watching the US get fucking clowned on, where does all this hot shit jeet tier delusional attitude come from?
>>542807742We are winning.
>>542818446Their threats of violence are admissions of incompetence and impotent rage.
>>542818510It's really something watching them boast and gloat like pajeets when Iran and the Houthis clowned the SHIT out of them lmao
>>542809127Doesn't have a chance of passing. But I still mailed in my ballots. Yes to all and option 2.
>>542807742Jiang is explaining how Canada is just a resource colony for the city of London. This makes sense and how their Elites will use whomever to stay in power, since they are responsible for making money of the land. Basically he says if the US "invaded" there is nothing Canadians would do, and most likely it will.undergo balkanization with Alberta joining the US first.That seems right to be honest. I hate Canadians how they were so high and mighty about their free healthcare I have that too now in Japan. It's cool but please calm down.
>>542807742Please save me from the Indian government invasion I don’t wanna be here :(
>>542818532Yeah but did you see how Pete hegseth totally owned those cadet teenagers?America has really reached its golden age.
>>542818532Oh yeah because we have unlimited drones and missiles in underground cities and mountains like the Iranians
>>542818582Shhhhh don't tell theme we have underground mines bigger than some major cities.
>>542817944>>542818141All Americans have the duty to defend US interests abroad, even ones in freshly annexed States. Access to more draft aged men is part of why we're doing this.>>542818379China isn't going to give you shit. We gave them Taiwan without a fight, they know Canada is ours.>>542818412You already have, and we thank you for that.
>>542818582You think the Chinese, Iranians, and Europeans wouldn't scramble at the chance to arm the shit out of us to further humiliate the mutt empire?by the by, the houthis don't have any of that either.
>>542818683You're not doing shit.
>>542807742There's much truth to this. I've spent my adult life being told how important diversity, multiculturalism, and globalism are, as well as how inevitable. Merging with the U.S. is surely the first step to the world government.
>>542818683I would sooner join the iranians than allow you to have anything from my nation.
>US invaded CanadaI dig a very deep hole and embed the bottom with sharpened hockey sticks and leave an unlicked pair of jewish shoes dangling over top.Your move, Yankees.
>>542818721Europe can't even defend itself without the US. Iran needs everything it has for their war. China needs the US economy to grow because it is entirely dependent on American consumerism to survive. Which you too will soon be able to enjoy.
Americans have pretty much just revealed their natural state which is>globo-homo enjoyersEven the 'alternative right' people like BAP etc. have gone all-in on this. Embarrassing, but not surprising. So many words, so little heart
>>542818824You couldn't even defense yourselves in the ME. The world needs you less than you think you do. Nation of narcissists, holy shit!
>>542818889Someone will ask >why nowAnd the answer is: Reality has demonstrated that their core beliefs are and were always wrong. After that you have two choices, delusion or acceptance. Delusion is the normal choice for people and Americans are worse than most people historically (probably the worst population to ever exist in terms of biological quality.)
>>542818957 They>lieGet called out>denyProven wrong>threaten violenceLose.
>>542818769You still don't get it. We don't need to do shit, because there's nothing left to do. The only difference you'll notice is that you'll be voting in US elections instead of Canadian ones, and your money will be green instead of fruit colored. Isn't that great? Maybe you can vote the Republicans out of office and save the world! Why would you turn that opportunity down?
>>542819120I'd rather eat my fingers than be american.I'd rather join Iranians.I'd rather scalp american children than be one with a faggot state like yours.
>>542819225I'd rather grind up dead american soldiers, make burger patties out of them and feed them back to you than be american.
>>542819225Look who's threatening violence now.
>>542807742shut the fuck up
>>542817856You lost pal, you gave it your best go, really got us worried there.. now buy my shit on Etsy
>>542819283There's a difference between threatening violence and stating a preference. The nuance of course, is lost with you.
>>542818824Nigga you couldn't even defend your own bases in the middle east, and China has bought hundreds of thousands of acres of rural land immediately around your US bases. All this delusional jeet tier gloating and you don't even know what's going in in your own country.
>>542819048It's worse then that, as they also slowed down technological progress by probably a century with their chimping out at anyone who performs well. So I'm glad they have no force projection capabilities anymore. But I imagine they will need to be punished to keep them from doing retarded shit randomly, and that will probably be messy. Oh well
>>542819327Nothing is lost, I sincerely respect the fighting spirit from all the (soon to be former) Canadians in this thread. You'll need it for the ground campaign in Iran.
>>542819303Hegseth is drunk posting again.
>>542807742If all whites in America died, real Americans like the Quechua, Nahuatl, and thousands of other nations would return to their unified former glory: The glory of the Hispanic Empire!!! While the white race "discovered" evolution and longitude in the 1800s, the Hispanic Empire had already written books about these subject matters back in the 1500s!!!!!The best hospitals in the world were all in America, and it was free for natives!! If you're native, imagine one of your loved ones is sick, and because all whites/jews/muslims are no longer around, you can accompany your loved one to a state of the art hospital FOR FREE!!! Any hospital, from Greenland to Antarctica just like during the Hispanic Empire.The best universities in the world were all in America, and natives were welcomed in them!! If you're native, imagine all whites dying and you get a free scholarship to learn medicine or theology in any university of your liking... think how happy this would make your family, if only the Hispanic Empire was revived.If you're native, imagine an America without a single white invader... REMEMBER how Los Caminos Reales connected Nutka with Patagonia and how all Hispanic cities from Castro-Chiloe to Lavrador had happy natives WITHOUT whites or racism or borders. If only the Hispanic Empire was revived think of all the pilgrimages you could do all the world's best cathedrals you want IN YOUR OWN HOMELAND which the white race invaded, killed you on, and stole.REMEMBER, back during the Hispanic Empire, you natives were called Spaniards aka the FIRSTBORNS OF GOD!! Imagine if things went back to those good old days. Imagine sitting at the zenith of Humanity AGAIN. If only all the historical enemies of Spain were killed off from America (Spain).
>>542819506>former glory>of being cannibalizing, child sacrificing savages
>>542807742All went to shit when they spat on their ancestor's flag and decided to bend to America
>>542820451All went to shit when America rebelled
>>542819983>the Hispanic Empire did cannibalism and human sacrifice BLACK LEYENDThe white collective should be punished for each black leyend against the Hispanic Empire.
>>542809343americans are spiritually jewish, the reason why they want canada is the same reason why jews want greater isrealthey believe it was promised to them 3000 years ago
After all the Canadian bluster in this thread, not a single practical suggestion of how _Canadians_ are going to prevent being absorbed by the US. It's all:- The EU will save us!- China will save us!- Drones will save us!- Americans are fat!- Impotent angry noises!Your sense of nationalism has been so utterly destroyed (if it ever even existed), it doesn't even occur to you that _you_ need to organize and defend yourselves, with your lives if necessary. If you aren't willing or able to do that, why do you even care if another country takes over? You have nothing of value to defend in the first place. You're just angry at the world with no purpose. Nobody is coming to help you. You guys gotta get your shit together right now and do whatever it takes to defend your nation, or just agree to give up. Good luck.
>>542820877>losing two wars simultaneouslyI will be sure to take your advice burger-sama.
>>542810260US could drop 100 JDAMs on each of your major cities for a year straight and there's nothing you could do about it.
cut in the own flesh
>>542820877>You have nothing of value to defend in the first place.Then we have nothing of value to be invaded over.
>>542821423Has this worked for Americans yet? Have you learned your lesson that bombing countries doesn't win you wars yet?
>>542821423>couldThe Potential Power of the United States of America is truly formidable...but the akshual power is rather disappointing.
Despite the sentiments from drooling Israeli and Russian bots sporting my country's flag in this thread as they drag their faggoty, limp-wristed knuckles across their keyboards, I for one have no qualms about stating that most real Americans think that the animosity and aggressive posturing towards Canada from our current admin is beyond pointless and unfathomably retarded. After Trump dies shitting on the toilet we will all go back to being the best of friends (although we know trust will take time to be rebuilt.) We are natural allies and miss you guys over here. Sincerely, an actual American and not a sniveling faggot shivering in Siberia.
>>542821885My point is that if US wants to hurt you, they will. You will not be able to stop the bombings with drones.
>>542822050Nobody has ever seen the actual power.
>>542822269If anything, this whole ordeal made me hate Canadians even more. I didn't realize there were so many nutjob boomers and reddit-tier fags in Canada. The #elbows up movement or whatever might be the gayest thing I've ever seen. >they're our best friendsnah, almost ever single Canadian is brainwashed to hate Americans from the womb. They grow up being told how much better Canada is than America. Some of them snap out of it or move to the US for a job and realize they've been lied to their whole life, but that's a minority. https://youtu.be/UwB6zta2l6w
>>542822664Before I nod off and let you continue talking to yourself in this dwindling thread, I'll just say that idk what part of the country you are from, but in mine we get a lot of Canadians who visit regularly and I can absolutely tell you that this is not the case. Maybe on some level it is, but that's just national pride. I wouldn't want to be Canadian myself, but that doesn't keep me from having made friends and shared many great conversations with our Canadian neighbors. Although after Trump's fat faggot ass, the leafs won't have any need for "brainwashing" to hate us. He's a fat floppy faggot cunt and if you are a migger faggot who supports him and then so are you. I'll send a charitable thought your way on that account, but you don't know shit about fuck regarding Canadians, or how to treat your allies. Goodnight.
>>542822420That's true. Thank you Potential Nation for your Potential Mercy.
>>542823075lol you sound like either a faggot or a woman. you probably got fucked in the ass by some lumberjack
>>542822664Friendly reminder that Canadians died fighting alongside our troops in the Middle East btw. Don't be a faggot.
>>542823126And you sound like the kind of faggot I see walking around who immediately reminds me why inbreeding should be punishable by death. Wash your ass next time you shower you fat faggot. How are those diesel prices treating you? Still rolling coal? Libertarian pedophile stick your gun in your mouth instead of up your loose unwashed ass next time and save us all the fucking trouble. Goodnight.
>>542823137They also burned downed the White House in the past. What's your point? Geopolitics have never been static and neither have US strategic interests.
>>542823228Still cheaper than in Canada, so I can't complain. Run to bed now, lil biaaatch
>>542822664>blah blah blah I'm a stupid brown ignorant american NIGGERsuck start a musket you fucking doublenigger faggot
>>542823243>stupid oogabooga nigger doesn't even know his own country's history.That was the British colonial forces who did that, not Canadians. The bongs didn't trust us on that mission because they knew we had close ties to the US.
>>542807742canida wants to join the eu because they're all a bunch of faggots too
>>542815351
>>542807742My elbows are up, though.
>>542807742>Canada should surrender to the US nowThisThe Salvation Army would wreck Canada
>>542810782won't Canada nationalize those the moment a war breaks out? Unless all the employees are regime-loyal burgers, that ownership is just a piece of paper
>>542819983how's that different from the current ruling class?
>>542807742The most Canadian end to Canada is for Parliament to dissolve the Confederation.
If Canada were to join the EU—or become a so-called associate member - what makes you think the US could simply annex Canada just like that?You vastly overestimate your position:- The EU accounts for 20% of total US trade (and for many US companies, the EU is their most important market).- Ramstein Air Base in Germany is the most important US base outside the states - practically all operations in the Middle East and Africa are routed through it.- Approximately 3.5% of all US jobs depend on European companies.- Just under 15% of the entire freely tradable US stock and investment market is held by Europeans.Your country would suffer. We know that, and so do your senile, pedophile geezers of politicians. That’s why they just spout hot air on these issues - pandering for your votes.
>>542807742Typical "Chaining yourself to a sinking ship".
>>542832091You cannot win a two front war Jerry.
>>542808995Viet cong style booby traps everywhere. IEDs, IRA level resistance. Sure, you'll be able to invade, but you won't be able to keep it. Good luck, faggot.This administration is so fucking retarded and high on their own smell it's insane. You literally could have slow marched the annexation through warmer/closer relations and a little diplomacy, but absolutely everything Trump touches turns to shit so it's unsurprising that Canada-US relations are at their lowest point since the war of 1812. How's the war in Iran going, by the way? I forgot to ask. Did the Epstein files get released? Has the swamp been drained? Are you tired of winning?
>>542832884And the US would be just as unable to fight Canada while simultaneously maintaining a presence in the Middle East without European logistics. The Arabs would overrun your bases, China would eat you for breakfast in the Indo-Pacific, and due to the collapse of NORAD, China and Russia would have the Arctic under their control within a few months.Anyone who clings to such fantasies of the USA possessing omnipotence without self-destructive consequences has lost touch with reality.
>>542834461You are judging a future scenario based on present doctrine, doctrines change Jerry.
>>542834930I am judging a future scenario based on the flashpoints the USA is currently facing. So, what would a doctrine look like in which such a scenario played out significantly differently than described?
>>542807742>Canada should surrender to the US now
>>542807742I agree. America needs to do something to save us from EU trying to colonize us.
Canada will not be allowed to surrender, whatever Canadians want. We’re a scheduled killing ground; the next Ukraine (or maybe after Taiwan).
>>542833020>Viet cong style booby traps everywhere. IEDs, IRA level resistanceAnd who do you expect to do all that?The only people who voted for libtard party are geriatric boomers. If US "invades", no resistance will happen, there will be no physical activity, most boomers who voted for liberal party will take their pills, poop their adult diapers and move on.
how can we make canada great and white again
>>542838981I'm not geriatric and I voted for and generally support the Liberals over the other parties, Trudeau era notwithstanding. It's Trump's fault by the way, the fact that the Liberals won. I hope you know that. He snatched an almost guaranteed victory from the Conservatives through his uncanny ability to ruin everything he touches.Anyways. Hopefully they don't actually invade. I don't actually want to have to defend my soil from a country that we've been friendly with until the retarded obese pedophile got his second term.
join us, Canada. your currency will be converted to the dollar. your real estate will likely rise again but so will your paycheck.your current provinces will just become American states. your local government will be as is, its just your federal government that will change
>>542839455Doesn't change the fact that military age Canadians are either indifferent or would support unification with US. And you got nobody to blame but yourselves, kek.Most Canadians under 50 know of carney as that rich central banker who went to Epstein island. Its just the way it is, my guy.
>>542839646Also if we get unified with US, we'll get 2A and all sorts of cool new gun freedoms.
>>542839817yeah you'll be able to buy all the American guns
>>542839455You won't do shit ever, you giant faggot.
lastly - Canadians will be able to drive through all American states in their desperate search for tacos and warmlatina wives for the cold Canadian winters
>>542832091>If Canada were to join the EU—or become a so-called associate member - what makes you think the US could simply annex Canada just like that?Because the current liberal government is only popular among retarded old people, while able-bodied Canadians either support US or are neutral to the idea.
why make less money than your American cousins for the same work, eh????? join America and recieve the most powerful and accepted currency - the dollar
>>542839817finally we can live the american dream of getting shot at school
>>542839455Trump played an effect, but it was less than you imagine. The number 1 thing was that Trudeau was no longer up for election. The Conservatives offering almost nothing substantive in their platform because Pierre is a retard was number 2. If Trump wasn't elected, but Trudeau was out, Carney would have still won. The issue is you have a bunch of boomers that the Canadian government has been catering to for the last 10 years, and they're not going to give it up.
alsolistenhear me outCanada joins Americaand you guys get your own Canadian NFL teams
I'm a leaf visiting friends in Florida. Swimming against the current isn't working and joining the states would arguably increase quality of life. People who disagree either are redditors, indians, or qc separatists. There would be no meaningful resistance or even ability to do so as suggested in this thread. Our total population is eclipsed by some states
did you all watch the Buffalo game last night? amazing.
If they offered all Canadians $5,000 usd for joining America, i bet they would
we can finally say that Nickleback is a great American band
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>>542807742Burger's are sweating. Keep those elbows up leafbros.
>>542840621never made it as a leaf mannever made it without maple syrupthis is how you remind meof what i really amthis is how you remind me
