Why did Trump suddenly start hating bananas?https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/2100679908246651368/video/1
That's fucking bananas
>>542810151A real patriot doesn't need potassium.
Never go full bananas
Banana republic without the bananas
>>542810151I miss the nigger president so much its unreal
>>542810317
>>542810151>https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/2100679908246651368/video/1He never mentioned Brazil or Bananas.
>>542810151I’m beginning to think this guy didn’t actually go to college.
>>542810151the way to save capitalism is to stooop consooooming goys
>>542810151This guy is so fucking retarded
>>542810523he mentioned monkeys so Brazil n bananas are implied
Stop deepthroating BaNanas, Donald.
>>542810151MONKE BANAN
>>542810151You're not losing anything unless you pay the $2 billion and they don't deliver the bananas. Otherwise, you got 2 billion worth of bananas. Where is the loss?
>>542811186global banana trade is a front for child trafficking. that's why bananas are so unreasonably inexpensive for all the work that apparently goes into them.
>>542811186>You're not losing anything unless you pay the $2 billion and they don't deliver the bananas. Otherwise, you got 2 billion worth of bananas. Where is the loss?Donald Trump wants you to buy an American made banana.
>>542811321How will that save me money if I'm still buying banana? If anything it would probably be a lot more expensive just by the suboptimal climate alone.
>>542810151I can't wait for $5/lb, JewSA grown banana.
>>542810151Stop eating bananas to save America
>>542810151he’s not wrong. we should eat more corn instead of bananas
>>542811504>I can't waitYou lookin to get crammed?
>>542811477Oh, it wouldn't save you any money. It would cost you like three times as much probably. But that's the price you gotta pay to make the foreigners who invest in the NYSE richer instead of the foreigners who invest in some other countries stock exchange.
Can we pick a different fruit I happen to very much like bananas
>>542810241That monkey is eating a single banana, not having sex with bananas.
>>542810151Can literally grown them in the US.
>>542810151hes hoarding the bananas..
>>542811776But if I'm paying so much more just for bananas, I'd hardly have enough money to support most other businesses here and the NYSE would probably suffer
>>542811972>and the NYSE would probably sufferNot equally. You pick winners (people who do you favours) and losers (people who can't afford to do you favours) and the economy keeps on chugging, just a little bit more expensively.
>>542811810That's a racist trope.In real life your people love watermelons.
I’m going bananas
>>542810151I mean, Trump is making a good point here. When you spend money, you are losing money. But here's the kicker: if you don't spend money, then you are actually saving the money you didn't spend. See how that works?
>BANAN
/pol/ told me this man was a genius
Honestly you people laugh at banana hoarders, but you really dont have enough bananas yourselves. The average person uses 5 bananas per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 140 bananas a week. 560 bananas a month. Bananas will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs them.
>>542812918See>>542812703And >>542813117
>lol
>>542810151Can't we just sell the bananas at a higher price than we bought them for to earn a profit?Has anyone tried this?
How is he wrong>export $2 billion and import bananas>they use that $2 billion to buy US bonds>those bonds finance the government to go deeper in debtIt's a vicious cycle
>>542810151>we're at the banana famine stage of the collapse
>>542811186Just fire up the money printer and print us into banan bazillions
>>542810317Or the republic.
>>542810151But don't Americans buy said banana's to on sell to other Americans for an profit? Is the banana trade in the US really a dead end where they're al left to rot after they're imported, there's no money made on them at all domestically?
>>542810151Trump got redpilled on communist banana theory
>>542813326>Can't we just sell the bananas at a higher price than we bought them for to earn a profit?>Has anyone tried this?It's a perishable product with a very short shelf life. If we could make dehydrated bananas exciting, renewed, relevant, and a new hip snack! It may work...
>>542810151Funny how nobody is saying that he's wrong, just the usual screeching of "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!!".
>Trump wages war on fent and bananasDid saint Floyd (pbuh) die for nothing?
>>542810253A real patriot would eat pumpkins for their potassium. Pumpkins, an American native.
>>542811477>save you money Hahaha stop
>>542810151This is some Jaden Smith level shit lmao
>>542810151Holy shit trump is fucking retarded
Also I didn't know the president of united states was the importer of bananas in USASmacks of communism
>>542810151I'm shorting bananas, and no one can stop me!
dmeocrats will win house and senate and trump and trump jr will go to jail before christmas
>>542814900Hes objectively wrong
>>542810151americans should:stop eating bananasdrive less (pic related)eat vegan burgers (>>542813887)what else?
>>542815428Eat their own shit. Shit is free. But you have to actually eat something to be able to shit. Food isn't free. Damn what a predicament
Why are mangoes causing climate change? What if mangoes go dodo?
>>542815518>Eat their own shit.india superpower 2026
>>542815428>americans should:>stop eating bananas>drive less>eat vegan burgersWhen did Republicans become the Green Party?
Goddamn he's so retarded. Trade deficits aren't bad or good, they're just products and services being exchanged between countries. It's not the same thing as running a budget deficit. I know he went to business school. He can't be this retarded.
>>542815604We'll be paying the tariffs on the shit sandwiches
>>542810151its funny bcs 2 billion is nothing for a country that big>tfw El Trumpo loco stops buying bananas so they get cheaper
>>542815617idk man, but maybe americans should just stop eating too much, it's expensive and unhealthy.
>>542811186Donald trump only eats McDonald’s so he probably sees any type of nutritious food s wasted money
>>542810151I thought bananas were free.https://www.brighteon.com/dcf651dd-cad3-4f71-a65f-819a02e0f9f0
>>542815617>When did Republicans become the Green Party?seriously though: I don't know. it truly is a mystery.
>>542810609>I’m beginning to think this guy didn’t actually go to college.they tried to tell us he is a moron
>>542811762LOL
>>542810151>Bananas>Coded Language>RacismHe is really starting to alienate a core demographic to the GOP with these slurs!
>>542810253>potassiumFuck potassium. its in literally everything. We don't need the bananas. >>542810151>2 billion dollarsthats like how much we spend per day. I hope there is a better plan than this.
>>542815824How many bananas does Brazil export each year?Is banana production higher than in Southeast Asia?
>>542810151Why is Trump so retarded if you buy bananas from Brazil you are going to sell them for x2 the markup.
Well he just said he was going to ban fishing because he could, and instead lifted hunting and fishing restrictions...So maybe he's about to import 2 billion dollars worth of bananas for some reason?
>>542810151I worked in a grocery store one summer between college semesters, and bananas were by far the most bought produce item
>>542811186People need to stop eating bananas so the government will have another $2 billion to send to Israel.
bananas make my mouth tingly and itchy. he can go ahead and ban them all or whatever