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Why arent more people riding electric roller skates to cope with fuel prices?
>50kmh
>fun
>no maintenance needed
>become your own vehicle
China is inventing all sorts of new electric vehicles and westoids are still locking themselves into ICE cuck cages.
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>>542812596
Get your grandma a pair then report back with results
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>>542812596
One little stone and you rearrange your whole face. Cool idea tho
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>>542812596
>flag
>50kmh
Is that fast enough to outrun a drone?
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>>542813580
>flag
What you should worry about is if it's fast enough to outrun feral niggers that kill thousands a year in America
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>>542813739
Yeah obviously it does
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>>542812596
I never figured out how to balance on them as a fat kid
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>>542813831
What happens now?
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>>542812596
Are these really that much more efficient than an ebike? The bike itself weighs like 60 lbs so barely a fifth of a typical American. It seems a lot less convenient for an extremely tiny reduction in power usage.
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>>542812596
I have big 3 wheel blades
Took a while to get used to and I don't consider them all that safe although I never fell but a fatter or weaker person definitely might
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>>542813535
"Mommy!mommy help I got a bruise on my knee, quick let's import a billion non whites!!!"
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>>542813535
You don't have to go that fast, they're sidewalk legal so shortcuts are ez

Do they have off road terrain wheel options?
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>>542813967
It's not about efficiency it's about being able to carry it into the office, store, on trains, up stairs, etc
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>>542812596
Idk get them and report back if you can run away from the bussification
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Not surprised a low class slavnigger would accept being seen in public with such ghetto trash. A real man walks everywhere with quiet dignity
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>>542812596
In my country, everything that isn't explicitly allowed is automatically forbidden to drive on public roads.
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>>542816487
And most importantly, looking cool.
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>>542812596
>30mph
>tiny wheels
i like my teeth thanks.
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>>542812596
Have fun trying to peel burning metal and plastic off your feet when that temu li-ion battery starts shooting fire directly into the boot
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>>542812596
I feel like an electric skateboard would be better ngl.
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>>542818061
This is a terrifying possibility, or that China's social credit might apply to foreigners and you are targeted for sudden and intended acceleration into and oncoming bus at 50kph
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>>542812596
>fruit booting is back and now they have motors on their gay rollerskates.
I'm still going to throw tree branches in front of them when I see them. now that they are going faster, they have less time to react.
I would love to make one of those faggots fall into the river off the bike trail and drown in their gay 20lb electric boots.
me and my friends used to relentlessly bully and assault anyone we saw wearing fruit boots.
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>>542818472
>rollerblader jumps over your gay tree branch while landing doing a sick move
Heh nothing personal kid
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>>542812596
>ICE cuck cages
aka safe transportation

I've been thinking about getting an e-bike (can't use a regular bicycle because of nerve damage in my left leg) but the problem is there's no place to lock it up at the local shops I use my car to get to. It would get stolen by niggers if I just leave it standing outside the entrances.
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>>542818520
I have never seen a fruit booter do anything other than look like a baby giraffe learning to walk while skating in those things.

if someone did jump over the stick, I'd just spray them in the face with the can of bear spray that I always carry.
around niggers, you can never relax.
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>>542818544
get a kryptonite chain lock. you can put it around most metal poles. the one I have was only like $30 and you need a gas powered saw to cut it.
they make thicker ones than I have if you need a heavier one due to living in niggerhell.
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>>542818544
How'd your leg get nerve damaged?
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>>542818632
Pfft lame
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>>542818544
and the chain is really heavy and is an effective melee weapon to repel niggers.
brush a niggers teeth with the chain
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>>542813339
It's fucking awesome I got 50,000 in her will. Now I need to get Mum and Dad into this
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>>542812596
>china
>inventing
communist = thief
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>>542812596
skateboard
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>>542813580
It's enough to outrun TCK goons
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>>542812596
when you fall with this and its 50mph youre toast.
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>>542812596
>electric "sports"
No thank you, it's gay. E-bike, e-scooters, etc. It's for lazy fucks.
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>>542812596
Roller skates are not practical, better off with a scooter or ebike
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>>542822668
Yeah if something goes wrong you can't jump off because you have fucking wheels on your shoes
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>>542812596
roads and sidewalks are shit.
I guess they'd be nice for uphills cause I'm getting old but the extra weight would be shit while skating normally.
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>>542812596
>50km/h on rollerskates.
You might as well take shaida belt and ride on these into Russians attacking your Jewkraine.
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>>542812596
Imagine some amerifat trying to ride that.
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>>542816068
>Suspension? What's that? I'll just use my shin bones, what's the worst that can happen?
Kek
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Rollerblades are epic for empty streets, smooth surfaces and roller-hockey. But sidewalks/walkways are shit bumpy and full of holes, its not fun when you are vibrating like a lesbians dragon dildo.



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