Humiliation ritual.
>>542813754Go ahead, open the door. It's not going to make me be finished. I'll just keep shitting/wiping. The fuck you gonna do about it?
>>542813754
No more just imagining the smell.
>>542813754only because the people in NYC suck. it has nothing to do with the toilet itself.
Just put the homeless in mental asylums already...
>>542813754We’re gonna play a game
if they truly implement this, there will be so many fucking jeets jacking off WAITING for that door to open.Didn't FBI shitskin abolish goat fucking from barring faggots from joining the Faggot Bitch Incorporated?
>>542813754I’ve used these at train stations in LA, they’re the least worst public restroom by far. I think you have to scan some QR code bullshit or text a number to open them, which keeps the druggiest of bums out. I think you can extend the time of your keep texting the number.
>"Throne Rules" I can tell that a redditor made this.
>>542813994Not a good fix
This is because of junkies basically. No normal person needs 10 minutes to shit.
>>542813754If i was still shitting I wouldnt stop
>>542814329I do. You will understand when you are older.
>>542813754We've had these for years in Oz.Ours are even more aggressive because if you don't get out after they open the door, they start an automatic cleaning cycle. Which means water starts spraying out of the ceiling.We don't have junkies hanging out in public bathrooms anymore
>>542813850Get off your phone and be a real person. Taking a shit wasn’t always a half hour endeavor that included multinational psyops you stupid nigger.
>>542814371>hobos get a free shower after they shit
>>542813850This is exactly what’s going to happen. Plus needles.
>>542813754Does it have a countdown clock on the inside wall?
>>542814385Yes it was. Bathroom books used to always be a thing
>implying i close the door
>>542813896alerted pervert checkin' in, thanks
>>542814385>t zoomie
>>542813754For all their smugness, liberals are incapable of implementing public restrooms and/or trash cans. They just can't do it.
>>542813754Wish NY's whores could make me finish that quick
>>542813754>>542813850if they installed a bidet i could probably do a 3 minute shit. i have so much ass hair that wiping takes up most of the time
>>542813850I'll just have to get up and walk with a turd-butt up to the door to close and then finish my business. I'm not flashing anyone, I'm just trying to take a shit in peace and the city is gay AF so they wanna see my dick if I'm to avoid shitting myself. Irl 1984 stuff is so much gayer than anyone warned us.
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>>542816845>1pbtid
>>542813754Doesn't bother me any
>>542814385I shit for 40 minutes without my phone
>>542813896kek
>>542813754The wagies need to shit and get back to work. Fucking cattle.>Inside the mind of the average CEO in 2026
I mean I wouldn't want to take a shit for 10 minutes, but I could
>>542813754Why should I care? Are they going to arrest me because I'm taking my time on the toilet?
>door opens as I walk by the roboshitter>see picrel inside
>>542813754if you are taking longer than 10 mins to take a shit you have "larger" problems than someone taking a look at your 2" wiener.
>>542819398I really don't like people looking at my 2" penis, anon.
>>542814310There is no good fix for the homeless.
>>542813754What if I have a ton of intermittent diarrhea?
>>542813754They realize people will poop with the door open right?
>>542813754Who the fuck spends that long in a public bathroom?
>>542814310>>542813994Throw them in work camps. Work and you get food. Don't work and you starve. Misbehaviour earns immediate corporal punishment.
>>542813754Shit or get off the pot
>>542813850>americans relish spending hours in a filthy public toiletNot a good look chief. Get in and get the fuck out it's a public loo. Filthy places.
>>542821573>peoplethese are in new york
>>542821573If you spend 10 minutes shitting there's something seriously wrong with you. That said yes they fully understand the possibility. The idea is to prevent druggies and people fucking in them.Will it stop all of them? no. Does that mean you can't try? Oh no something is full proof better not do it.Guess we have to let all the refugees in now because we can't stop them sneaking in so there's no point stopping them right?
>>542822740>is full proofisn't foolproof
>>542813850based>>542813754there isn't a chance in hell this is ADA compliant
>>542813850What'd you eat Indian food?
>>542813850gigabased.
>>542813754jeets did this
>>542813754What if you have diarrhea?
>>542814364microlax it up
