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I thought it was $5000 not 500
Where did a zero go?Will it be down to 50 after the elections?
>>542815206They're only promising the $5 checks because they know they're going to lose and won't have to follow through on them
5000 cents
>>542815262Show some gratitude for your $50.
Send my $0.50 check to Israel
>>542815262>its zero... and its all because of the dumbocrats
>>542815262Just wait until they pass $50 for everyone and the $5 checks start rolling out
>>542815262>>542815298You'll end up owing the government 5000
>>542815206>lie about $5,000 DOGE checks>lie about $2,000 tarriff checkspeople are turning their nose up at a pile of bullshit, not $5,000
>>542815298$0.05 seems more likely.
>>542815373I will be thankful when my $0.05 check arrives
why don’t they do it now
>>542815298>I never promised you $5000>Why do you need $500>You're really that desperate for $50>Fine, here's your $5
>>542815262what the fuck do you need 5 dollars for? thats communism
>>542815206>privilege is taking blood money
>>542815368He's never gonna get his $5 with that attitude.
>>542815353> Fine, here's your 5000 doll hairs.
we should be grateful for the 5 nutsack hairs we'll get
>>542815262It’s actually -$5000 and you should thank your holy golden idol for the privilege
>>542815353мы гoвopим кoпeк>lol
>>542815529$5000 in melania coins
>>542815206>$5000 checks for all!>we promise you $500 if we win!>remember to vote Republican and win $50!>$5 for everyone who voted Republican!>here's your 5¢, but we'll give it to Israel for you, thanks for voting!
>>542815262Trump never said that.
>>542815262$5000? You expect the government to give you $500? Giving everyone go-erm, person, $50 would collapse the economy. What would you even do with a miniscule $5? Hey, when the fed gonna collect that 500 we owe them?
$500 what $50 the president never said gas wasn't going to cost $5 I can't believe Joe Biden made the debt go up again to 50 trillion
What does 5k buy you in America these days? 3 chickens and a bag of apples?
>>542815206All I want is some nigger's EBT card for 3 months. Maybe run a Somali daycare for a year.
>>542815694The $5000 payment is going to be in the form of a coupon good for one gallon of diesel next year.
>>542815609Every dollar israel gets is like an american getting the same for himself, so we are still billions in the greenCommies lose again
>>542815262Classic.
>>542815262nigga you'll be happy with your $4.99
>>542815206no it it's faggot your saying you can't 48 bucks a week?>For $5,000 spread over 2 years:Per month: about $208.33Per week: about $48.08Per day: about $6.85your saying you would sell your nation to israel for 7 bucks a day more,but only for 2 years.
>>542815206Lol, $5000 was already nothing. Now I see we have dropped to $500.
>>542816121Brutal TRVKE. Americans are for sale for only ~$7/day for a two year contract. LOLHAHAHA FUUUUUCK AHHAHAH!!! HAHAHH!!!! LOL!!And it's not even a sure bet, you have to sign off on it and vote a certain way. HHAHAHA, and it's for 2 years! HAHAHAHAHHAH! HAHH!!
>>542815517Look, just shut up and take your .50 dollars.
>>542815262What the fuck are you even gonna do with $500? Seriously just be happy you got $50. You could live on $5 tbqh...
>>542816121HAHAHHAHHA, a two year contract for ~$7/day! HAHAHHA, that's...~$0.85 cents an hour (8 hr work day), for two year contract that isn't even a sure bet. HAHAHHAHA, FUUUUUUCKKK LOLOL! Americans are salivating over being paid ~$0.85 cents an hour. LOL FUUUCK!!! Don't forget inflation comes with it, so it's at least ~10% less than that, so it's even worse!HHAHAHHAHAH FUUUUUCCKKK LOLOL!!!
AYO WHERE MA 5 DOLLA AT BRUH
>>542815368$5 after taxes>Not even a gallon of diesel
>>542815206LMAO
>>54281526250 you said?
1pbtid op makes another slide threadPlease learn to spot slide threadsGo look for the thread they are trying to slide !
>>542818964The nerve they have, getting a free whole. nickel and then complaining albot being nickeled and dimed!
>>542815262www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
>>542815206500 dolla, whaddya mean 50 dolla, here's a 5 dolla coupon for a Troomp phone
>>542815389this
>>542815262What do you mean loan you $50?
>>542815206Sorry, it's a bill not a check. Uncle Sam needs the money.
>>542819362>>542818964>>542815517>>542815368>>542815262kek
>>542815389i have seen a thred when op explains that this is actualy a loan with intrest
>>542819767>>542819817But if da Dems win they'll give the $50,000 to trannies, do u want THAT?!?
>>542819362I can't believe people would complain about getting a whole half penny and still want more.
>>542815206Yay more inflation
>>542815262It was always 50.00
>>542815262What anon, why are you complaining about your $5 off coupon at Walmart?
>>542815206>5000>down to 500>could>have easiest roadmap of wins and throw it away for kikesIt's all so tiresome.
>>542819892That's when I change my name to Shaniqaquarius
Already got mine!
>>542815262500? Why do you need 100 so badly? The gall of asking me for 50. Now you owe me 5000 for pain and suffering.
>>542815433>by the way you owe us $50
>>542816121I'd pay to watch mudslimes take more loadsBeing paid just makes it better
>>542815206Bribing the electorate is banana republic tier behaviour. Dementia seems to have really caught up with Trump this year. First, trade war with all of Americas allies, then actual war with Iran, and now this.
>>542815262$4500 of it is being spent on processing the cheques. Welcome to bureaucracy.
>>542815368lmao
>>542815206Why not do this beforehand?
