What do you do if you spot someone reading /pol/ in a public place?
>>542816584point the finger at him and tell everyone in the area he is a pedophile.
>>542816584Whisper into their ear "Nigger" and then run away
>>542816584give them this smile
>>542816584>Wow you browse /pol/? Me too dude, give me a high five :D
>>542816584Ask xir why xhe is brown.
>>542816584Gaslight them into thinking you're gangstalking them.
>>542817012Wait until they post, then find the thread they posted in, and put "brown hands typed this post" along with a picture of them typing the post.
>>542816584I will call them a faggot then smirk afterward. They'll get the message. Hopefully there will be buttsex
I swear I saw someone browsing it on a plane once
Around 2014 I was sitting in a KFC with 5 classmates from university. We were eating a succulent chicken meal after a class and began discussing memes, as was the done thing back then.One guy started talking about 4chan, and the conversation began to grow quiet. Nobody else appeared to want to admit to browsing this website. Eventually, another guy plucked up the courage to mention /pol/. Quick as a whip, another guy accused him of being a "nazi" for doing so. Another responded "Jew!" A third guy announced they were "faggots" whilst stuffing his face with a boneless banquet. It was a crescendo of /pol/ approved language and we all collapsed into fits of joyful laughter. If any of those guys are reading this thread..... I'm considering killing myself, I hope y'all are good though.
>>542816584I fart in their general direction.
>>542816584>the narwhal bacons at midnightisn't that the thing? or is it bacon narwhals?:D
>>542816584turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>542817032Kek
>>542816584>holy fuck browsing pol is so counterculturePol is basically Facebook where you dont get banned for slurs.
>>542816718Based
>>542817032Ez pz. Just whip out your phone, get on /pol/ and start posting about what he is wearing and what he is doing at the moment. Lul
Call him a fed faggot for trying to convince others that I’m some kind of pedo.
>>542816584Leave him alone, I'm not a fucking creep like you in search of validation, you cock-gobbling faggot>Fuck captcha too drunk for thatk
>>542816584I had a tab open to 4chan in the gym once. For one my lifting buddy was special forces. And two I looked like like I could kill you and still have sex with your sister. Not that anyone cares.
>>542816584>say Niggers tongue my anus>say Shalom>say Checkedbeware the Eglin deep cover datamining threads.
Tell him to stop shitting in the street
>>542816584>knock the phone out of their hand >grab it and secure it>yell THIS IS NOW AN ANTISEMITIC CRIME SCENE>crowd helps me hold the incel down>someone calls 911>they send the specialized antisemitism team out >incel takes a real hiding >i get my picture in the paper “local hero stops maniac”
>>542817492>If only you knew how much of a difference you could make.Don't do it, faggot. Stick around, at least make someone else have to take you out. You're here, you gotta ride it out. Settle in and get comfy and drop all attachments and accept what Heaven gives and Heaven takes. I'll be here with you feeling the misery too, but I'll bet you $50 (controlling even for hyper inflation) that this story has a surprise ending and you'll be glad you didn't sudoku. Find me again with this meme because I'll still be lurking forever, and beers on me.
>>542816584Enormous red flag, I’d remember to avoid ever initiating a conversation. I consider it equivalent to the time I looked over in class and saw a guy looking at MLP anthro porn on his phone or the time I looked over at driving school and saw a different guy looking at MLP anthro porn on his phone (weird that it happened twice) or the time the weird kid at our McDonald’s got fired for looking at furry porn on his phone at work. Fuckin fur shit man, messed with a lot of teen boys back in the day. Glad these younger zoomers have been bigger on social appearances. They know to just look at furry porn at home like civilized folk and me.
>>542816584Ask if they're behaving themselves.
>>542816584find the thread he's in, snap a picture of him, and give him a (you) with his own picture and a "Nigger"
>>542817032All fun and games until the dude uses his autism to remember what you were wearing and decides if he's going down, he's taking someone with him.
>>542816584you meme IRL
