WTF are they doing to all the vegetables?! every time i eat them i get food poisoning! this is a conspiracy!
>>542821668nah you just eat real veggies 1 or 2 times a year so its a shock to your system, kys fatty or become a real healthy weight faggot
you're supposed to wash them and cook them
>>542821668Do they have vegetables in America or do you call ketchup & sriracha mayo vegetables?
>>542821668Mexicans who pick produce in the fields wipe their ass with them.Grow your own.
>>542821668it was mei order a jeet to rub their ass cheek on every piece of your vegetable you ever ate
>>542821668Wash themAlso wash yourself
>>542821668Jeets are pooping on them and Mexican women are shoving them up their anus
I personally like it when I have runny craps from food poisoning because while the initial pain is very unpleasant, the craps are so satisfying that they're worth getting food poisoning. It's why I eat a lot of spice peppers sometimes to give myself hot craps. But those don't feel as good as stomach virus craps.
The failed president literally hired a retard with brain worms and retard voice to head our food safety and regulations. That is why every week a different food has some virus or outbreak that makes us sick. Nobody is even buying salad no more because of the parasite virus under RFK jr.
>>542821668It's well know history that the first thing farmers do when government looks away and loosens regulations is try to kill as many consumers of their products as possible.
>>542821668What vegetables? Do you get them fresh?
*Goatis laughing in the distance*Man-made vegetables DON'T EXIST IN NATURE hahahahaa. You're eating mystery meat: plant edition.Keep eating the local farmers spray 5000% more pesticide than is allowed because it makes the veggies 5000% better DUH
>>542822636>Do you get them freshKek, fresh vegetables but the farmer who grew them sprayed an unknown amount of the cheapest unknown pesticide he found at the market and let God do the rest xD>we don't do that in the UKOf course they do, pussy.
>>542822636"Fresh" or frozen, but from Walmart
>>542821668Mexicans picking your veggies were replaced by jeets who have never washed their hands in their entire lives. They are handpicking them and giving you a dose of novel intestinal flora perfected by 1000 years of living in trash, drinking filth and eating da poopoo
>he still eats rodent chow picked and processed by poopy handed brownoids ane sprayed with pesticidesThe listeria and salmonella are deserved.