J.P MORGAN WILL NO LONGER RELEASE MODELS IN REGARDS TO OIL COMMODITIES AND PETROCHEMICALS AS OF SEPTEMBER 17th, 2026.THE SITUATION IS SO FUCKED THEY ARE NOW REFUSING TO MODEL PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEAR FUTURE BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL CATASTROPHIC!
Thats why you dont hire trannies or women
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/jp-morgan-says-it-has-no-clear-oil-market-endgame-iran-conflict-drags-2026-09-17/
>>542821704Literally ALL of this is because of israel. When you're in armed shootouts with looters following the collapse of civilization, remember that jews unironically did this.
>>542821704what dis mean for us white goys? I am not well versed in the jewish black magic you niggers call "investment banking and THE kikeconomy"
>>542821704J.P. Morgan is a good dude
>>542821704I thought they were a whiskey company?
>>542821998>right wingers get effortlessly manipulated into voting for another retarded warmongering wanna be dictator for the 5847473th time and it blows up in everyone's faces like it always does >its...uh..the jews guise remember that. Right. haha! Totally no our fault
>>542822307Who is this war for if not for Israel?
>>542822288you're thinking of Morgan and Morgan hard cider wines.I did them
>>542821998Always blaming the jews when in reality it's white people
>>542821704>we don't know how to do the thing we are paid to dohire more hr/marketing cunts and jeetsthat talent pool will certainly do a trick
>>542822327canadian and lithuanian whites
>>542822307VULLL SARPPORT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
What does this mean?
>>542821704Why they don't ask Mossad and the kikes who knows everything and convinced JewSA to start this War???
>>542822622everything is okthere are no and there will not be any oil shortagescontinue to go to work until the facade collapses
>>542821704Why do you think we give a fuck about what some stupid whore says?
>>542822400>Always blaming the jews when in reality it's white peopleShut the fuck up jew
Wall Street is detached from human reality anyway. let the goy deal with the real world, as JP Morgan's financial guru Jeff Epstein used to say.
>>542822846Hate the jews all you want. But who allowed them into government?
>>542822307>candidate promises to fix Jrwish problems >whites vote for candidate >candidate doubles down on Jew servitude>destroying the prosperity of whites in the process>a fucking leaf: "....white people fault!"
>>542824118Their Shabbat Goyim did.
>>542822202It means PANIC NOW
>>542821704JP Morgan bankrolled Epstein the whole time. Maybe everything will be fine if they shut their faggot jew faces.
Since JP Morgan is no longer doing it, I will:I see lots of oil for all, at very reasonable prices.
>>542824118Government runs on capital, so money let them in.
>>542822307This. The truth is heresy on /pol/.
>>542821704>J.P MORGAN WILL NO LONGER RELEASE MODELS IN REGARDS TO OIL COMMODITIES AND PETROCHEMICALS AS OF SEPTEMBER 17th, 2026.That's not what that means, nor what was said, retard. All that means is JP Morgan will stop trying to predict "levers" that when met will force the US to make a deal with Iran and cuck out to open the Strait of Hormuz (it's literally already open, even Iranian news says they lost control of it: https://www.tasnimnews.ir/fa/news/1405/06/22/3696044/).>JPMorgan assumed at the start of the war that several economic redlines would force President Donald Trump into an agreement to open the Strait of Hormuz sometime in June, Kaneva said. Those redlines included oil above $100, gas near $5 per gallon and 10-year Treasury yields above 5%. “Six months later, many of those lines have been crossed, yet the exit strategy is less clear, not more,” Kaneva said.https://archive.is/20260917192712/https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/17/jpmorgan-gives-up-forecasting-iran-wars-end-as-trump-blows-past-economic-redlines-.html#selection-1267.327-1267.731>>542822622See above. It's literally nothing.
>>542825467https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/Actual traffic tells the story of whether it's open. It is closed.
>>542825658>https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/lol lmao even!https://gulfnews.com/business/energy/iran-oil-exports-near-zero-as-us-blockade-reshapes-gulf-trade-1.500676110
>>542825467>it's literally already openHormuz tracker says 6 ships passed through today. That's 5% of Iran normal daily capacity. Quit lying shit has NOT changed. Yesterday was 8 ships. Day before that was 6 ships. The pre-war average was 60 ships a dayNothing has changed.
>>542825909>But in recent weeks, the balance has reversed. A U.S. blockade has virtually halted Iran's exports, while the American military has facilitated greater exports by Gulf countries, according to figures compiled by Homayoun Falakshahi, an oil expert at Kpler, a global trade monitor.>He found that Iran's oil exports had dropped from 1.85 million barrels a day last spring to around 255,000 in August. Exports of non-Iranian oil rose from 300,000 barrels a day at the height of the war to 8.4 million in September, and exports through alternative routes took that number to 10.8 million.>U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright boasted of similar figures on Sunday, saying "we're probably two-thirds or more of preconflict flows." Non-Iranian exports were at around 14 million barrels a day before the war, according to Falakshahi.https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/world/the-u-s-has-made-progress-in-reopening-the-strait-of-hormuz-but-the-iran-war-is-far-from-over
>>542825974>Hormuz tracker saysJust say the IRGC says and stop playing pretend like we're stupid.>That's 5% of Iran normal daily capacity.Iran isn't exporting shit. KEK.
>>542822307>he still thinks voting mattersGood goy
>>542825467>No ship passes.>One day 4 ships pass>OMG 400% traffic!! Out of control! Iran lost so hard
>>542821704Rothschild front pretends it doesn't know the outcome.https://x.com/VoteLambright/status/2100892523963338839/photo/1
>>542825467How do you manage to inhale oxygen consistently enough to stay alive
>>542826398>>542825909>>542826270Cope.>>542826501Are you too inbred to read her own words, Anas?
>>542821704Orders came down from the top.
>>542826322>IRGC saysBetter than you making shit up, swearing everything's changed when you can't prove it
>>542821704Chaotic*
>>542822307Kek Truth Nuke on rightwing cattle >This didn't happen under non-migger president>DAAAAA JOOOOOOOOOOOSMaybe right wing cattle at just violent , excessive golems fucking everything up!
>>542826885>Better than you making shit upIRGC made up bullshit copium is better than provable facts? lel okay, mudhammed.>>542825909>>542826270
guys maybe I should go buy some electric heaters what do you think?
>>542822307No one is forgetting you kikes did this.
>>542824118I do hate the kikes and i blame them
>>542822307>>542822400Oh yeah, totally. Couldn't be the jews when literally no one else wanted the war and the president had to campaign on a platform of "No war with Iran" for over a decade and simply blatantly turned on and betrayed the majority of his voters in the end.>>542822497Topkek
>>542824873>believing Trumpif your libtard derangement syndrome wasn't so severe, you'd realize that Blumpf has been lying his entire life, you can literally take any public speech he's done and its lie after lie after lieImagine being retarded this fucking retarded.
>>542824118So if you brother allows a dangerous guy into your house and he stabs you, your brother and you are fully to blame?You're not going ot get away with just ovens this time.
>>542821704To be fair trump acts randomly and the entire market apparently follows him.
JP Morgan is still alive
?
So I buy oil futures and gold? I need a takeaway.
Bump
>>542821704Export ban is coming
>>542821998this
>>542829214Rural land with a quality water source.
>>542827415Yet it was the Trump administration who pulled the trigger on iran, kidnapped Venezuelas president, stopped funding ukraine, and started a trade war with Canada... totally the jews.
>>542831375gold is jewish, silver and oil/lng as a fiat currency is american, thats the harsh reality
>>542822400It's the jews but they are below the jesuits
>>542822229if there were one person to go back in time and assassinate, JP Morgan is top 3
>>542832389Why? He bailed out the US like five times and bullied a bunch of shitty bankers to quit the industry.
>>542832236theres still really no evidence outside of disproven interpretations of martin luther to back this, where is the jesuit line? The spanish inquisition birthed all the fake catholics of problem, it is, in fact, the jews
