NEW: Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb.
>>542830175age of pondering begins, will he notice....
>>542830175It's kryptonite. He and Jesus need it for their fight against Superman.
>>542830175Orbs are a hot gift among elitesNormies wont understand
>>542830175Thats a Boeing bomber tho
Why is it sitting in a crater like foundation?Answer: WORMWOOD/APOPHIS!!
>>542830175What are the political implications of green orbs being gifted to the Pope?
>>542830175I kinda love the look on his face, like "wtf is this shit?"and everyone around him is like "OMG ITS SO ARTISTIC AND GREAT!" like the morons they are.
>>542830175that picture is going to get meme'd into oblivion
>>542830360When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
its just a candied watermelon
>>542830175He really likes green lollipops
>>542830175his face reminds me of this
>>542830175>mystery flavorhow many licks to get to the center bros?
>>542831306DO NOT STRONGLY INTERPRET THE GREEN ORB
>>542830175Wtf is it supposed to represent?
>>542830175this nigga thinks he's Spyro or some shit
>>542831540You are a nigger
>>542831346For like 75% of this century and the last, the pope has been either a vegetable, a corpse they wheel out for meet and greets, or a silly geriatric who'd believe it was kryptonite
>>542831685>I'm the pope now, Billy. No more shines.
>>542831540Who profits from a false model of the solar system beung accepted as true and how?
>>542830175It's a bomb
>>542830175unfinished bowling ball
>>542831806>Wtf is it supposed to represent?dunno, put it on craigslist/ebay.
>>542831418yep. you already know that about 1000 tiktok and youtube channels are editing their videos right now to present their hot take on the green pope orb.
>>542830360True. Men will fight and die for orbs.
>>542831306Why don't you go pontificate that for a while
>>542832041Nigger
>>542832068>>542832041Orbmind.
>>542830175The pope gets a magic 8 ball that can predict the future better than sitting leaders>>Will humanity get it's shit together
>>542832041>>542832068>>542832117It's The Zone, it's expanding, isn't it? They're running out of Stalkers and need new meat for the Razor anomolies, aren't they?
>>542831806"Sphere of Humanity" that is green. So, is it time for the "Onions Green is People" phase of things?
>>542832394Faggot mods. >S@ylent Green
its morphin timegreen ranger, dragon finger missle go
>>542832394it's a garloid eggsack
>>542832338I dreamt of an orb within an orb Wednesday night, until awakened by a flash, and things like this have been happening ever since.
>>542830175TAKE A RIDEON HEAVY METALhttps://youtu.be/SYqEgFEkxekBEHOLD!ONE OF MY OLDEST PROPHECIES DELIVERYUNDER BUDGETAHEAD OF SCHEDULENEVER WRONG>inb4source
>>542830175
>>542830175>build me an army worthy of Mordor
>>542830175https://youtu.be/DlnP1gcoZhM
>>542830175He's about to ponder.
Only AI bots can't contemplate the orb. It's real-life captcha
>>542832825>>542833062>>542833229based
>>542830175>>542830360
>>542830175the Lochnar"I am the sum total, of five evils. Now, peer into me, one last time. Then, die..."
>>542832825…it’s Grognar?
>>542832041Emerald tablets talk about an orb...
>>542831346Kek this pope is honest in the face
The New Lanternhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3XhxxPRQMM&list=PLNzOldkyEvNMM-iL3IKqPAJOmkEo2JK3o&index=1
He's boned.
>>542840756>Video unavailable.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s0RGY7SRX58
>>542830175will he ponder it?
>>542830175i want it
>>542842032
>>542842054
Its a metaphor for epstein
>>542830175>nothing to do with Saturn
>>542831346>wow cool orb, guys>enjoy the photo op or whatever
Loc-Nar
>>542842253https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33teK7L4DM4I got your orbs eight here.
>>542830175It's ponderin' time!
>>542831346>>542839609I hope this is a good omen regarding his person
>>542842573who was the gift from? probably some esoteric meaning to it
>>542842689>I hope this is a good omen regarding his personme too.https://youtu.be/xziP8OzV8gw?t=144
>>542842782it represent now derelict alien space station
>>542842689I think it is. I think he's already doing a pretty good job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4G2qdu5Zlw
>>542830175>the green demonic ectoplasm from Prince of Darkness.
It looks like an intentionally ugly piece. Very strange.Love the pope's reaction.
Giving the pope the loc-nar is a pretty funny prank
>>542831959The pope abides.
the orb is undefeated
>>542831806>t-thanks...
>>542830175Now he’s gotta sit on it to incubate the next pope
>>542830175anti christ doing anti christ things.
>>542843191LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMdZ5tvbjQU
I bet 5 bucks the base is a bowling ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSvSgMqYAK0&t=252s
why is the CIA not paying me?
>>542844536naw, you're right, we should have morons who are good at female manipulation instead of helping america be AMERICA.
It's Lightning Materia
>>542844596especially since manipulating females only works on western nations....
>>542844614Does it slot onto his mitre or his ferula?Does this mean the pope is a red mage, also?
>>542844630Muslims don't let their women have rights....they have plenty of new people.Indians don't let their women have rights.....they have plenty of new hires....Israel enslaves all of their women into their military....they don't have plenty of new hires....
>>542844780>they don't have plenty of new hires....they do have plenty of new hires, actually....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByCnK1efVlM
>>542832825>green orb, looks like some sort of crystal>heavy metalSo what is it made out of? Uranium? Lead? Bismuth?
Did the pope beat that spooky ghost ship level in Super Mario World? That green orb can whip some niggas into a zesty fit. I seen it before in speedruns... The whole crowd will chant "Orb". Has the pope been granted access to the valley of bowser aka the underworld?
Finally, now the pope is part of T H E O R B
Pope Leo always has a facial expression that says>What the fuck is this and why do I have to do this today? I'm just going to smile and wait for this bullshit to go away.It's one way to deal with things.
>>542831806I hope he smashes it like a pinata
>>542842390based and loc nar pilled
>>542830175LOOK OUT POPESIE!
>>542835267
>>542840756GEEEEE'zus christCare to learn how to imbed a JewTube link without the trackers?Ouch.... Makes my eyes hurt just looking at the fuckin link.
>>542835267Underrated
>>542830175LEO WHAT DO YOU SEE
>>542830175It's the Loc-Nar.
Do they not know the terrible and destructive power of the Loc-Nar? Go ahead and touch it, see what happens.
>>542831346He wanted an actual orb, not this child's art project
>size of a basketball>MassiveForced perspective always confuses the brownposters
>>542830175Looks like Leo is a Final Fantasy fan
>>542830175>giant glass dragon booger
>>542843796I think it's buggers, when i was a we lad i made a one that was as big as my thumb, it took me a whole week to craft it and my sister flushed it.
>>542830175he seems pleased with the orbwhy?
>>542830175Imagine living in the Vatican and using the Sistine Chapel as your personal chapel and someone gives you this piece of "art".
>>542849289Wouldn't you be?
>>542831893>Congratulations. Now go home and get your fucking ferula!
>>542830360
>>542830175The Pope can watch you masturbate now.
>>542830175The pope didn't watch HEAVY METAL did he?
>>542830175uh oh
>>542852383STEEEERRRRRNNNNN
>>542830175dont touch it, bro
>>542833829I hate blue players so much it's unreal
>>542849956oof
>>542830175Is that a hollow earth globe?
>>542830175Does he have to sit on it until the dragon hatches or will they use an incubator?
>>542853363Blue is a great colour. It offers the most interactivity of all the colours. It's the constantly board-wiping control decks that are cancer.
O shit pope Francis died? I cant keep up with this shit anymore lol
>>542853747I play Mardu because I like fun
>>542830175what does it do?
>>542845991
>>542831806that'll solve it
>>542852383Radar, Radar Radar - Riiiiider
>Operation O.R.B
>>542835267KEKAROO
>>542830175Is it a healing materia?
it's ammo for the BFG
>>542854648That's a nice orb, anon. Is it yours?
>>542831540delete yourself bot, or if human kill yo self
>>542855677nonsense
>>542832789i dreamt about fucking your mom last week so ive been fucking your mom every day since then
>>542830175It's an egg
>>542830175The Vatican has a palantir, now.
>>542830175But what does it do?
>>542830175no man alive can fit the divine jawbreaker in his mouth...unless...
>>542856127nice one Pascal
>>542854009kys or convert fag
>>542830175its PALANTIRdont look inside
>>542843241It does things
looks like alien egg from Alien movie, but the artist they explained to never watched the movie
>>542845874It's the exact same expression he had when someone gifted him a Cubs jersey.
>>542830175Why is it rising from a vat of choc milk?
>>542856651>Nicol Bolasblugh
>>542857108I mean, if it were real chocolate milk that would make a fantastic gift. Maybe there's a mini brown cow incubating in that egg.
