Mexico has started the process to join the EU
I'm sick and fucking tired of winning and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.
>>542842336Will be funny if mexico and canada get euro cars and america is stuck with their lifted trucks that get 5mpg
>>542842336It was first MAGA, then it went to MIGA and final result is MEGA.
>>542842336bilzerian was right
Canada, Australia and Mexico all pivoting around the US. I think you can only push the world around for so long.
So they're going to let spics come to Europe to fight the Russian muzzies?
>>542842336Yes we need more drug cartels
>>542842336act of war
>>542842336chinks were right all along.do nuffin, win.
>>542844393Get ready. They're a lively crew. And they'll bring you party favors too.
These fuckers been trying to make eu and na fight for the last 400 years, one more push and me/asia takes the world
>>542842336Every ccp-wef country is now so desperate, end times for the ccp-wef.
>>542844393And we need more afircans. I think we could come to an agreement Hans.
>they thought this was all for greater israel>it was just a smokescreen for the greater europa projectBravo Nolan, bravo
>>542842336Oh neat, we're officially in the flight-forward stage of our imperial collapse.Where have i seen this before... was it Austria? Hungary? Hmmm...
Nice, just what we missed, more panchitos.
>>542844458>muh cartelsthey're only performative artists. europeans are forged in blood.
>>542842336Trump is gonna freak!
Let's invite Russia next
>>542842336i would have my country join the eu just to vote against that
>>542842336>Germans making life worse for everyone chapter infinityBalkanization when?!
>>542842336You know that this guy is pretty much the Austrian village-idiot, right? He holds no office. He is just a random globohomo sperg
>>542842336>EU accepts Mexico>The cartel is now EU's problem Why would they ever do that?
>AI taking over the Internet>Euro becoming the global currency>U.S. government getting bought out by big tech corporationsWe're entering the Cyberpunk 2077 timeline.
>>542842336What happened to the pivot to china? I notice thirdies like to do this when they wanna spite the US. Guess they figured China would haven taken them to the cleaners.
Did you guys learn Chinese? you better start doing
>>542842336rofl so the eu is gonna officially join with drug cartels? wow
>>542844572No I assure you they actually kill a fuck ton of people.
>Spics will now be able to freely immigrate to and work in EU countries with minimal restrictionsPlease let this happen.
>>542843896The EU is finished. But Mexico is greedy and dumb so I fully expect them to join the losing side with the EU.
>>542842336>EU and Mexico already have a deep economic and political partnershipCode for we get spics are a cheap labour force too.
>>542844035You do understand it was the US who has been pushed around this whole time, and now that we started pushing back you're all uptight. Not my problem, go be communists with the eurocucks idgaf.
>>542844572You guys have trouble with pakis and muslims, cartels and fentanyl are on a whole other level. You're about to get fentanyl everywhere, because the more Europeans on fentanyl, the less of you there will be to fight when it comes time to exterminate you. You'll be replaced by latinos. LOTS of latinos. And their vibrant food and culture.I'm sure the jewish president of Mexico and the EU leaders have your best interests in mind though.
>>542844915Please let this happen
canada already declined the invite and the EU doesnt want mexico lol.
>>542842336Isn't this the faggot who shows balkanized maps? Anyways, we only want jobs and money. Thanks for the proposal though
>>542845247>>542845247
Gulf of EVROPA sounds pretty nice
>>542842336All of South America has been slowly pivoting towards the Rright because of El Salvador and Bukele. Everyone knows there is no saving their shitholes without putting all the criminals in prison and the Left are just too soft on crimefor that shit. I don't think their newfound political leanings would blend well with the marxist commietards of the EU. The moment they start dumping Africans and muslims on Mexico there's gonna be a revolution.
>>542842336re-forming the Habsburg empire, based
>>542844824I mean it's not different than being together with US, which is a world-wide mafia
>>542845590Mexico and Brazil see the walls closing in around them. Colombia is going to be allowing its citizens to buy and carry guns apparently, which is a first step toward controlling organized crime. The purge of the left and the criminal organizations that fund them from the Americas is underway, and the criminal organizations are scrambling for help.
>>542844308we already have "Spics" it's called Spain
>>542842336Annex the E.U.
>>542844458I hear they're violently racist against blaxsounds like fun
>>542845841People call germany turkey and arab shithole for a reason, yet everyone still calls Spain, Spain Good riddance moshe
>>542842336EU can't really do anything for them, tho.
>>542842336Miggers have collapsed American hegemony in record time
>>542842336good, europeans can have them
>>542842336This is a threat to US national security. We need to invade Mexico (again)
ayayayay we wuz european senor
>>542844585The Chinese client state? No thanks.
Americans are dumb
>>542842336Not going to happen, the us won't allow it and our narco goverment has to go down>>542845590>The moment they start dumping Africans and muslims on Mexico there's gonna be a revolution.That their plan probably: hordes of niggers and sandniggers invading mexico, latin america and the us.
>>542842336>EU will take the Mexicans away from usFUCKING BASED
>>542846517I am sure mexicans are your first problem...
>>542846608Canada joining the EU too will get more jeets into the EU as well MEGA BASED
>>542842336Es que algo me dice que europa es cagada
>>542842336>Mexicans are the Mexicans of europe
>>542842336lolim sure the EU will be happy to run a massive trade deficit with mexico AND canada
>>542846149You're right, we should just invite China directly.
>>542846915yes, you goddamn fucking retard.i give you useless paper, that you'll have to use it in my country anyway(if i let you), lower my inflation and you give me goods
>>542846915europe doesn't really have anything to trade, they are just looking for a country that can pay their bills
>>542842336Looks like a kike.. i bet hes one of austrians first israel cheerleaders
>>542846915to spite trump? yes they will love it
>>542842336>we're joining the discount justice leaguewhoopty-fucking-do. They're going to be competing for last place with germans and the spanish.
imagine taking gunther shitposts seriously
>>542845841you know so little about Mexicans and their ilk.
>>542844824Tacos and live skinning as cultural exchange gifts
>>542844035Maybe this was the plan all along. Ruin the US to strengthen Europe. If that really were the case I'd admire Trump.
>>542842336The catch is that Mexican now have to watch movies and TV shows dubbed in Spain.
>>542845133>You do understand it was the US who has been pushed aroundYou're way too fucking fat to be pushed anywhere, America is dying of self inflicted wounds cutting it's own dick like a tranny and instead of modernizing and entering trade agreements decided to Jew everyone around it and keep the nigger shit going
>>542842336wtf is this shit? why don't let China or the whole Word at this point
>>542842336Holy desperation
>>542842528>adding Mexico to your welfare dole is winningYou don't even believe this
>>542847985Why would China want to pay for all of Europe's new brown people?
>>542845181Cortez was the most based white man to ever lived and any gringo or Indio who says otherwise is a salty fucking faggot. It is said he used to always have been 15 and 20 concubines at all times in between indigenous and European women.
>>542847985You're lorded over by these people-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabian_SocietyThe EU hates America because they're a bunch of rich snobs who still think America is a peasant state. They're correct, but the thing is the peasants we got from Europe were fighters and explorers, not ponce feudal lords that cry when they fuck their eunuchs in the ass. The old world is cancerous. We should force all people to leave Canada for the EU and take their lands. The less old world in our hemisphere the better.
>>542842336Cool, now Mexibros can pay for lazy Greeks' debts, and Zelensky's coke habit too lmao
>>542842336Nah
>>542844422>act of war
>>542842336EU is uncompetitive, they dont have market economy anymore, government spendings are 55-60% of their "fake" gdpnow they need to expand hoping this somehow will save them, the collapse will be extreme, harder than ussrimage all that niggers rioting and burning shit when gibs stop, they will take over assets of old senile europeans by force lol
>>542844566no mexicans want to go to spainits basically the same shit we have here with more niggers and louder womenno thx
>>542842462European cars are terrible. And nobody buys them any more. Last year there were something like 17,000 BMWs sold in the US, grand total.
>>542842336jew mexi foid in charge no surprise
>>542842336Excellent, the Reich must grow!
Mexicans really do think they're white, don't they?>They have blonde hair, blue eyes and the whitest people in Texas has Hispanic last names!They really think they're white, don't they?
get drafted you fucking spics XD
>>542845134I'd take spics over MudslimsMexico and Argentina may suck but at least they are more livable than Lebanon and Iran Syria
>>542842336More like EU56% right? They are doing this to themselves kek
>>542847549at one point apple was a discounted Nokia.it's a metaphor to your understanding.
>>542845841Now you got spic and Spain
>>542844035>Canada, Australia and Mexico all pivoting around the US. Three countries that are only "sovereign" because the US allows it.>I think you can only push the world around for so long.We are still the shotcallers, pulling all the strings and making you do what we want you do to, you just don't realize it.
Oh no please don't open yourself up to unlimited spic immigration. Please don't make it so all the welfare spics that cross the border to leech off of us go to Europe instead. Damn it I'm so mad right now you better not do it Europe!
>>542844824They give a lot of money to brown people... but they need to give more. They NEED to. It's a deep craving. One might even call it a fetish.
>>542842336I heard Haiti is putting out feelers.
>>542848215>We should force all people to leave Canada for the EU and take their lands. The less old world in our hemisphere the better.Trust the Plan.
>>542849955Yes, yes. (((WE))). Fuck right off Chaim. We won't be your slaves.
>>542842336NO THANKS! KEEP YOUR CARTEL WE HAVE OUR OWN THANKS.
>>542848932>like 17,000 BMWs sold in the US, grand totalno?
>>542849843did it also take apple some 35ish years to get their show on the road?Because as I recall, Steve Wozniak managed to build an empire out of his parent's garage (without intent), while the yuropoors have had America's support this entire time and all they've managed to do in that time is lecture others on climate change and watch helplessly as each EU nation falls prey to open migration policies, one-by-one.So let's stop pretending where you think you know something that I don't. Because my ulcers have more intellect than you and your next twenty generations, combined.
>>542850327we're renaming the pacific as european ocean.sorry my puddle is bigger than yours.
>>542842336Fuck yeah, we're no longer the mexicans of Europe
>>542842336/pol/ is a bunch of fucking stupid Marxist niggers who stubbornly refuse to understand that this won't ever happen and is nothing but a cheap attempt to bluff Trump.
>>542846149> No thanksYou forgot to put the memeflag on.The migatard fears the EU-Russia-China axis.
>>542850398Do you have the military strength to enforce that name change, nigger? Because we do. We can call the entire european continent 'America Minoris' and have the f-35s to shit on anyone who says or thinks otherwise.
>>542848581YOU VILL GET ZE BOTLLE CAP UND YOU VILL LIKE IT
>>542842336How do these recent events benefit europeans? Will we have easier time buying things that come from canada and mexico?
>>542850756Endless migration lmao
>>542849955>Three countries that are only "sovereign" because the US allows it.In light of recent events, the US doesnt seem as scary as it once was. Iran war was a total defeat lol.>b but we killed the leadership and made their economy badOk theres 50 million other muslims to take their place who will be even more radical.
>>542850825Shitposting aside, would love to see mexican cartels operating in Europe unleash upon the hordes of jeets, sandniggers and african niggers
>>542850825surely they arent retarded enough to put them in schengen...