lalala i got official goverment disability certificate for back pain lalalai am exempt from draft,i will sit at home and drink and play games during mobilisationand im happy to be proteccted
sucks you're a cripple shut in
>>542848705I'm about to lay one leg on the train tracks, someone help me decide, the right one or left one?
>>542848705You do know that once Russia installs itself in there, your disability is going to quality you perfectly for the frontline against the rest of what they try to conquer, right
>>542848705Haven't been paying attention to who they're willing to draft in Ukraine have you?
>>542849188i will watch you dying from drone here on 4chan in 1 year,while comfy at home
>>542849188if his dick can still get hard, she can ride him, limbless men will be the breeding stalk for subhuman slavs
>>542849310soon you will be another 5 second of russian drone death compilation
>>542848705Same. Worst case scenario: I have a seizure while fucking someone else's wife while they're dying in a desert somewhere being a goytoy for Israel (our greatest ally who we must protect at all costs (mostly so I can fuck soldiers' wives)).
>>542849363everyone knows slavs were a human error, you shouldn't even be typing right now.
>>542849446you shouldnt fuck married women i think its morally wrong in any religion or ethics yes?
>>542848705I hear pooland was a paradise the last time the ruskies owned the place. Not my problem.
i also have one of those papers, even weaseled out of the mandatory service, thing is i dunno if they really care once shtfplane to swi at the first sign of escalation seems like the safest bet
>>542849822ruskies and paradise hahaha more like hell
>>542849844>sweden>safe during shtf
>>542848705>they won’t put me in a trench and throw me at machinegun nests.>I have mild back pain.Do these niggers really think they won’t just change the rules later?
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>>542850434>CH, safe during shtfyou realize we're 50% ethnic levels now...
>>542848895Whichever one you use to jerk off your gf’s Black bull.
>>542848705Have you seen Ukraine videos? If a real invasion was happening in Poland they would seek your ass and put you inside a van regardless if your bag cracks inside. At the very least you'll serve as a body to stop a drone with.
>>542850664yes i seen it and i was in ukraine many times so i know firsthand fawela monkey nigger, i am exempt from draft
>>542848705Aru owes me drunken sex
>>542850861you'll get hard for two seconds, lose your boner for thinking you could even do that to her, then go back to your crack pipe in your shitty apartment, unless you are Indian, which you likely are.
I have D category and I am over 40, I hope that's enough
>>542848705I plan to start smoking crack once they kick off conscription here
>>542851106Meds
>>542851106What lead to this melty?
>>542852133go back Raj
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>>542848705i'll just eat until I'm 200 kg
>>542849715Too late. Already done it twice.
