How is Trump still alive? This guy lives on Diet Coke and McDonald's. No hate, I just don't get it. This dude is 80 years old, overweight, and continues to eat mostly slop. Just fucking how??
>>542851319Consistency. He is OF the slop, and maintains it. There was a guy that did nothing but eat bread, back fat (super bacon) and drink dr pepper and he didnt die until his bitch doctor made him eat broccoli. 98 or something.
>>542851319He's on alot of medications that keep him going
>>542851418Based old guy>>542851472Might backfire at some point but power to him for making it work for now
>>542851319goyslop is good for grinding if youre on top
>>542851319How do you know what his eating habits are? Have you spoken to his personal dietician or something?
>>542851319A lot of this slop food is not really as bad for you as people make it out to be, so long as you drink a lot of water. Slop food dehydrates you significantly. I don't think this stuff is great for you by any means, but it's also not necessarily a guaranteed death sentence.
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Best doctors the USA can afford plus presumably some Epstein-type vampiric shit.
>>542851319He carb loads and fasts. He eats only one big meal and has almost no coffee, tea or snacks.>>542851873Every thing should be to medium; having this as your only meal is *ok*, as its alot of fats, some (but i doubt enough) protein and fast carbs that burn if you actually fast, which he does.
>>542851319Whenever his heart breaks they put in a brand new one harvested off some bastard mexican child.
He's fine.
>>542851319He never drank alcohol, which does great damage over time. He never smoked. He stayed active and played golf.
>>542851745>Hey Google, give me images of Trump drinking Diet Coke and/or eating hamburgers>Sure, here's 114 trillion resultsAlso he literally has a Diet Coke button on his desk, kek.>>542852297>He eats only one big mealI always thought that would mess up the metabolism because when the body only receives nutrients once a day it sort of hangs on for dear life to it>>542852381Kek>>542852611That does help, yes.Still, that's a looooot of goyslop we're talking here.
>>542851319Regular medical tests and bloodwork with a precisely tailored cocktail of drugs to stave off a heart attack or stroke. As for cancer, he robably just got lucky with genetics
>>542851319peasants think elites eat like them just because trump has a few pictures of eating goypoison.
>>542852858No, fasting is good for you. I've fasted 16hours a day like 10years now, i look good bit younger than my friends who are losing hair, rounding face, gaining weight in their pre 40s.Just don't eat anything 4hours before bed and 4 hours after waking up.
>>542851319everybody knows the family member that eats microwave cheeseburgers everyday shots of whiskey and cigars and lives to be 103
>>542851319No stress. He doesn't experience stress as you know it. Absolute certainty and protected by wealth all his years. Even when he rages out and has a tantrum it's just performative, he doesn't really experience anything like real emotions.
>>542851319He's actually a thousand rats in a human skin, and each of those thousand rats is actually a thousand cockroaches in a rat skin. Hope that clears things up.
>>542852611Played golf? How is that exercise? He rides a little cart around the green and occasionally gets off to hit a ball.
>>542851319Food health nuttery is mostly fake science. 'Slop' isn't as bad as they want you to believe
>>542851418>Consistency. He is OF the slop, and maintains it.There's something to this, when it comes to longevity, having a consistent diet is fantastic. Even when scientists study blue zones this is what they find. Of course in that case they're recommending beans and whole foods and stuff like that, but the theory is that if you're eating healthy food and eating the same kind of healthy food all the time, then your body knows how to properly metabolize it. Whereas if you're eating a wide variety of different foods, even if they're all "healthy", this puts a greater strain on your body because it constantly has to change up how it breaks down the food. The fact that Trump has a relatively consistent diet, even if it is largely unhealthy foods, is probably doing him a lot of favors. >>542851319>How is Trump still alive? This guy lives on Diet Coke and McDonald's. No hate, I just don't get it. This dude is 80 years old, overweight, and continues to eat mostly slop.Also, not sure how it is in Norway, but in the USA there are plenty of old people that eat like shit and live well into their 80s. Genetics play a big role. And while Trump is overweight, a lot of that is due to his height, he's a little bit fat, but he's not morbidly obese or anything. If he lives to be 90 or 95 on this same diet, that would be much more impressive than his current state
>>542857443Yet he shits his diapers in public everyday he must be superman
>>542851319He blesses Israel
>>542851319i mean he has access to the best medical care and is likely on lots of meds
>>542851319Medication. High blood pressure, sugar, etc is kept artificially low by a concoction of pills. It keeps boomers alive an extra 20-30 years so they don't have a heart attack or stroke from the high fat diets they consume.>.t boomer father is on the same stuff
>>542851319He has the best doctors MAGA voters can buy. While his Boomer supporters decide between food and medicine he gets zoomer blood transfusions. Hand bruising is a side eeffect of an IV. He isn't the Democrat we wanted. He is the Democrat we needed.
>>542851418>"You merely adopted the goyslop. I was born in it. Molded by it"
>>542851319When you have as much money and power. It would take an act of God to kill you. And God hasn't struck him dead yet.
>>542851319He doesn’t actually eat that bullshit and is taking checks from McDonalds to shill for them. He’s a grifting cunt that rapes children.
>>542851319>Just fucking how??Art of the deal, baby!Even Satan can't out-jew him.
>>542851319Being rich and affording modern healthcare basically.
>>542851319>This guy lives on Diet Coke and McDonald'she doesnt, you fell for his im just like you act
>>542857443I've known at different points 3 dudes in their 70s working manual labor jobs, all they do is fried chicken for lunch and whiskey for dinner. They look like shit, but they're 70 still swinging a sledgehammer.
>>542852864Or he got the tip off to not let doctors run unnecessary tests and find indolent cancers that will never hurt you until they go fucking around in there. Seriously the five top cancers are overdiagnosed like crazy some people die with them and die of other causes and the cancer never harms them until the doctor starts digging around in there and releasing cells. Even biopsies care of the 2% chance of tumor spillage. It's up to you if you want to risk that but with the quality of healthcare workers these days I choose not to.
>>542857567You do know all of that is literal memes? Youre the reason everyone with an IQ over 90 has left the democrat party. You fuckers were and are right about some shit but you idiots like you were their rise to power and their fall to shame. Never go full retard.
>>542855878Standa up and down 5-6 times per hole, multiplied by 18. That 100 reps an hour.
>>542859223>The satanist is back
>>542851418>Consistency. He is OF the slop, and maintains it.>There was a guy that did nothing but eat bread, back fat (super bacon) and drink dr pepper and he didnt die until his bitch doctor made him eat broccoli. 98 or something.>>542857443That's why a consistent intake of Cheetos and Mountain Dew diet is best.
>>542859223>religion slopkys faggot homo
>>542851319his migger infused blood is topped off with adrenochrome bi-daily
>>542851472uppers, downers, inners, outers, but nothing to stop him shitting himself. curious.
>>542860335He is not. He is some "satanist" that uses Christianity as an excuse to hate Trump
>>542861616Not religious
>>542860379Shill detected
>>542855789this you have to be a sociopath too because I clocked it with him since day one but I'm sick of his shit now. You're supposed to be an evil sociopath that wraps around and helps people, not sick jew cock and say everything is fine