RECENT CYCLES HAVE SHOWN SUN REDUCED OUTPUT, BUT STRESS IS BUILDING UP AND A BIG DISCHARGE IS COMING. THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE DISTRACTING US FROM.IMAGINE AN X-30 OR 40 CLASS FLARE WITH A MASSIVE CME! https://www.birmingham.ac.uk/news/2026/listening-to-the-sun-reveals-previously-hidden-changes-to-solar-cyclepic related
>>542852382Rolling for jew disintegration
>>542852439Rolling
>>542852382why i have trouble explaining to science niggers scale of Sun, speck that is Earth, the distance between them and the abysmal chances of concentrated radiation of any sort affecting anything more than upper atmosphereSHIT AINT HAPPENING NIGGERS
>>542852514>the abysmal chances of concentrated radiation of any sort affecting anything more than upper atmospherehave you not seen the auroras the past year? the blackouts in Spain? the carrington event?
>>542852382anon-kun just discovered sun cycles desu!
>>542852514I was absolutely shocked to learn that the Sun is only approximately 100 "sun diameters" in distance from the earth. I thought the number was like millions. Its still far though, a person could walk the distance to the sun in about 8000 years, doing 30 miles a day. The sun's diameter is just extremely large. But still only 100 diameters makes the solar system feel small to me.
>>542852382Quick somebody find the micronova kraut anon!
>>542852746>stress not being released for almost two cycles>its just sun cycles anon!no
>>542852812>I was absolutely shocked to learn that the Sun is only approximately 100 "sun diameters" in distance from the earth.this is a huge distance
>>542852382holy shit guise
>>542852911He will bust in any minute and say, "¡micronova! Something something"
HANS WHERE ARE YOU?
>>542852382>two more shabbats then sun explodessun has been visibly dimmer lately
>>542854501Nothings going to happen.
>>542854501yyaaay, he made it hereMy day is saved
>>542852382... So do you wanna be rescued from the AI overlord or what? Make up your mind, white man.
>>542852382TSD
>>542852812Or 11,700 earth diameters.
>>542854501Micronova anon?
>>542852382They will be looking to cause something to justify all the people they murdered during covid.
I think it's really happening this time
>>542852382Wrong board faggot >>>/x/
>>542852382oh no!OH SHIT!oh well.
I think the sun is sentient and is timing this
>>542854387>but where's the german?The (((German))) was always a memeflag shill. I will give you no hints.
WRONG DUMBASSApophis asteroid is the apocalypseScientists have been getting killed for trying to whistleblow it
>>542854501So basically the sun is going to cooom all over us?
>>542852382>the thing you already noticed is actaully going to happen in the futureUh.What?
>>542852382Alois Irlmaier maxxer we are winning yet againI SEHS GANZ DEITLICH!
>>542855125qrd?
>>542852952the sun doctor i follow says there is stress being release tho
>>542854501Thank fuck yer here to make the announcement!!!
>>542855200>>542854501The German anon has to announce it.
Sun needs to chill the fuck out.Get Musk to pack a rocket with tons of marijuana and aim it for the sun.
>>542855200https://youtu.be/Z1V-aCva49Mhttps://youtu.be/LuBH8uIuLok
So what are the implications of this and what action if any should I take?
>>542855409Obviously you should avoid floodplains downstream glaciated areas.
>>542852382How is that going to help me get some succulent pussy to breed?
Only the blackest of black humans will survive the sunpocalypse. Have nigger babies now or go extinct.
>>542854501these threads without micronova kraut is unnatural
>>542855493Micronova kraut is unnatural.
>>542855466I should be good then.
>>542854501
>>542854501Hello there, nazi
>>542852514it's all fun and games and "haha they're so stupid"until its not
>>542852812driving in a straight line from the earth to the sun at 100mph, for 24hours a day, without stopping would take 106 years.... that makes it seem a bit further away, to me.
>>542854501Say the thing
Nothing will happen.
>>542855482>doesn't know about ochrengmi
>>542855221Sun is having a wet dream, that’s all. Gonna cover Mercury in solsplooge.
>>542852382We're like, so small man
see, this is the kind of shit that is completely meaningless to me.shit happens, the solar system goes back to being dustshit doesn't happen, our shitty the status quo continuesif you're gonna make apocalyptic FUD scale it properly so that it makes things worse rather than remove all my problems.
>>542855781Stupid there no gas station in space
>>542852382When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
>>542854843Is green good? I live in green
STEFAN BURNS IS SHOVING A CRYSTAL UP HIS ASS TO CONFIRM WHETHER THE SUN WILL EXPLODE OR NOT
>>542852382>On today's edition of "TWO MORE WEEKS" . . .
>>542856324What is the purpose of lying about the Earth being round and not flat?
>>542856383jej, buy an ad
>>542855781I think it's the sheer size of the sun that messes with my head. It would also take a year just to drive across the sun at the rate you describe. It's just strange to me the number is only 100. Like imagine a tennis ball, if that's the sun then the earth is "only" 20 feet away.
>>542852382As long as all jews die I'm fine with anything.
>>542856542Flat inherently implies we are merely part of a larger celestial body
>>542856542Do not make you search for the world beyond the ice wall?
>>542852439That was decided already. No rolling needed.
>>542856324If earth is flat, what's at the edges? What's beyond?
My body is ready. DNA awakening and total zogbot death, here we go.
>>542852382You need plasma cosmomogy to understand this interpretationHannes Alfven, physics nobel prize winner 1970 developed this model. The basic idea is that if 99.9% of all matter in the universe is plasma, you need plasma physics to model it, not merely gravity-based cosmologyhttps://xenosarc.substack.com/p/electricity-in-spacehttps://xenosarc.substack.com/p/event-x-and-the-end-of-this-cycle
THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!!!
>>542852382It will cool down in a week. Settle down, faggot.
>>542858898imposter?
>>542855536he's figured out a lot of things from the public record alone. guy's dedicated, i'll give him that.
>>542852382The sun has a yeast infection.
>>542859127
>>542852382>visible whitening?This faggot must be blind
>>542859188He's figured out nothing because he's a retarded parrot. His ability to appear knowledgable degrades when you can engage him in the subject matter he pretends to have an interest in.His mask also comes off if you harass him enough. Standard shill behaviour.
>>542852812earth is flat
>>542854501Brazilian anon made this poem
>>542859352your butthurt and seething tells me I must have raped you in a previous thread.
>>542852382seismic data of the Sun, huh?
>>542859352Tell me which part of his theory you don't agree with. The electric sun model? Micronova event? Saturn? He's been very willing to debate all of those topics.
>>542856542The conspiracy always has to involve religion by necessity
>>542859454if it's you can you explain why Venus has such a weird tilt?
>>542859454>you calling me a hostile actor means I'm winning as a hostile actorFTFY.>>542859508>he's been perfectly willing to kick the can further down the road instead of picking it up and noticing that it's empty
>>542859254
>>542852729>auroras the past year?EXACTLY MY POINT>the blackouts in Spain?JEWS>the carrington event?nigger its a measure of Sun bursts not about even on EarthListen very closely niggerIf Sun could get a fucking scope, and build up biggest solar flare it can muster and directly shoot it at Earth, and from that distance needle size is very flattering, literally nothing would happen apart maybe a temporary black out>but muh blackoutcause we are niggers and do shit cheapother than that nothing
>>542852382lol x40 would be gg for our electrical grid
>>542859629Venus and Mars got too close to each other during the capture event, then Mars got zapped and Venus started rotating the "wrong" way/tilt changed. happened ca. 7k years ago.>>542859640explain why you are seething nigger.
>>542852382Stop stressing the sun and sacrifice some goyim to it, it may recover
>>542859504yep data from BiSON >https://academic.oup.com/mnras/article-pdf/549/2/stag847/68398058/stag847.pdf
>>542859783>I don't remember becoming buttblasted so I'm going to claim that you're seethingTake your stupid ass somewhere that will help you identify cause.
>>542859675>he thinks the sun doesn't regularly cause blackouts and communication disturbancesthere's no point arguing with this level of ignorance
>>542859926>drinks too much alcohol>THE SUN DID THIS
>>542859899i think you're one of those standard model shills he raped in a thread a week ago. answer the question shill
>>542859899>in my mind it was realsure it was sure it was.
>>542852382>SUN IS BUILDING STRESS, WILL EXPLODE SOON
>>542859984kek it's funny how easily you bots malfunction when pressed
Time relative to the sun means it could happen in the next 20-200,000 years, chances are you'll never see it or you will be 95.
>>542860004>raped>by refusing to discuss the subject matterInteresting. And you think I'm a standard model shill. Interesting.>>542860014>no, I refuse to believe I've made shit up despite the fact that I can't point to the origin of my magical currentParrots can't question narratives. Put the can in the trash bag so we can go home.
>>542852382Good God please end this place.
>>542859783is the account of this event on saturniancosmology.org accurate? idk much about jno cook
>>542852812Fun fact the sun is also only ~110 earth diameters across. I also thought it was much larger as well.
>>542860057>haha you're a bot>in response to a jokeUh. Are you sure? Is this where you want to be?
>>542860121This place will end regardless, you aren't immortal
>>542860074do I really have to post my pasta about the accelerating magnetic field decline of the earth?>>542860113you are that retard who cant figure out what a gradient is?
>>542852812https://solartoscale.com/
>>542860158Also fun fact the moon is about 110 moon diameters away from earth :)
>>542859926KEK PEAK JEWSPEAK >hot summers made by Sun being closer to Earth make substations overheat and shutdown means that Sun is indeed responsible for blackoutsSolar radiation isnt jew, thats the point
>>542853028To us it is, but not in comparison to the sun it’s not. What would happen if you didn’t have breakfast this morning memeflag?
>>542860151is about right yes but also keep in mind we will probably never know for sure how exactly it went down so some speculation is always involved.
>>542860113>>542860169this shill is still complaining. i wonder why this topic strikes a nerve>>542860178>cyclic resets with catastrophic destruction and rapid change>millions of years for a boulder to move a few inchesanyone remember when they sent a dinosaur bone for dating and it came back ca. 40k years bp. they lie about everything
>>542860262Fun fact the sun is about 107* sun diameters away from earth
>>542852382>there's currently no sun spots>the sun is currently edgingthe sun is about to coom all over us
>>542860464>retard starts talking about himselfWhy. Just say "Oh, ok" when you make an error, coward.
>>542860464>i wonder why this topic strikes a nervejews dont like being reminded of the Micronova because you know, they get culled, all their shit becomes worthless, circumcising their dicks for thousands of year was pointless, torah turns into toilet paper, current scientific jew paradigm collapses etc.there are many reasons.
>>542852382So it isn't some chemical sprayed on our atmosphere, it is the actual sun.This is to stupid, stop.Like now before it is too late.
>>542860501Fun fact the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but the sun is 400x farther away from the earth
>>542852475Cartoons be no evidence.
>>542852382See this is why I think data centres are a scam, because they're all going to get EMP'd in 5-10 years. Money laundering operations, all of them.
>>542860702jews probably hope that AI can find a solution to the Micronova problem and thats why they are rushing it.only problem is they feed the AI with their failed theories so it can never figure shit out.
>>542860583>delusional gloatingSir. Please. Just point to the source of the magical current that causes an entire sun to incandesce.Go on, then. Just prove it is impossible for it to be a cyclic fusion reaction occurring in a shell that is not at all the core and gets cyclically poisoned by excess metallicity.You can't, because you are insisting that an effect is the cause.
>>542852382solar flares are the replacement for the alien happenings since no one cares about those anymore
>>542860856see >>542859508
>>542854501SOON
>>542860330>he just learned that the sun is 99% of solar system's mass>>542860537this shill still hasn't clarified his position. what does he want?>>542860583>they get culled, all their shit becomes worthless>there are many reasons.indeed. Along with all their fiat currency and puppet regimes.
>>542854501thank you for your effort and constancy anon
>>542860937>go look at my retardationDid you know that motors and generators are the exact same thing?
>>542860702>>542860764it's about controlling and collecting all the knowledge of humanity. they want us all dumb, placated, and quietly dying before we become a threat to them when all the security structures collapse. AI is all about controlling people and information.
>>542852382>>542854501Just a friendly reminder that Micronova Anon also believes that Eart and Saturn (?) used to be part of a different solar system, were "captured" by the sun; and this supposedly happened within human history so ~100k years ago MAX.This is completely impossible for various obvious reasons (near flat earth territory) and leads me to strongly question the micronova theory (which appears much more plausible by comparison).
>>542860977wasnt me but I'm glad other anons bring attention to the Micronova and spreading my meme.
>>542861086>leads me to strongly question the micronova theory (which appears much more plausible by comparison).Doesn’t really follow
>>542861086>Just a friendly reminder that Micronova Anon also believes that Eart and Saturn (?) used to be part of a different solar system, were "captured" by the sun; and this supposedly happened within human history so ~100k years ago MAXi wouldn't debate this until you read this:>https://saturniancosmology.org/index.php
>>542860856this is 100% a bot lmao. it always comes to micronova threads to derail and troll.
>>542861067learn how to read good.>>542861086>Anon also believesthats literally what the mytho historical record says. people all over the world talked about this happening and you can still find Saturn at the top of every God list.>This is completely impossibleactually nothing about it is impossible and that explanation would solve a lot of other open questions that current mainstream jew theories cant explain.also are you that montenegro gastarbeiter?
>>542852514Because you’re a fucking retard who doesn’t understand that light from the Sun is in itself a form of radiation.
>>542861067wrong
>>542852382it's the photino birds
>>542852475How does pidgin english explain quantum theory?>den di photon be going da speed of da light, what da scientists say say called 'c', showing it be having no mass at da rest as di photon never be restin.
>>542861376They're the same item, configured in reverse, like a speaker and microphone.
>>542861313Learn how to identify the source of the energy you draw from the electrical grid.No, it does not magically appear when you have enough copper and aluminum looped together.The galactic dynamo is self sustaining. The effect is not the cause.>>542861307>faceblind retard insists that anyone that calls out the larping (((kraut))) is a botThat's not how this works.
>>542861515kek didn't believe it was a real article until I looked it up.
>>542856346Colorado will stat at the same latitude, just in the southern hemisphere. Texas will be like the new Montana of the south. The downside is there is suppose to be enough CMEs before the flip to knock out power for years before it all happens. Meaning that you would need to move there and survive Canada and northern USA without electricity for years before it thaws into a new equator lands.
>>542852382>SUN IS BUILDING STRESSSHE'S GONNA GET POST-PARTUM AND KILL US ALL AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>542854501there he is
>>542861780>find monuments aligned to the stars>find more monuments aligned to the stars>yet more>they're fucking everywhere>Guys, pole shift means crust flip!Excuse me...but...
>>542861917The main argument for that is that it just keeps flipping back and forth the same 90 degrees each 12,000 years.
>>542861649he dynamo describes how the field is maintained, not where the energy ultimately comes from. in the Electric Universe the current is the cause, the “dynamo” is the effect or mechanism we observe.
>>542862044extinction events and major geodynamic activity also rests right beside it in the timeline
>>542852382Have they considered giving the sun an all-expenses-paid vacation?
>>542862044>rocks encode 180 degree flipsPlease tell me you typoed 180.
>>542862112Fucking failure to understand feedback loops. Lemme know when we have data on the rotation rate of the galaxy changing.
>>542854501Came to this thread just for you micropenis krautanon. One day you will be vindicated but unable to post this in the Carrington Event apocalypse but we'll all know.
>>542862307the rotation rate they derive from made up dark energy and mass? you're the one failing to understand these scientists are just patching up lies that didn't pan out
>>542856542This is the single biggest issue that doesn't require tools or many brain cells to debunk this dumbass idea. That every nation across the world has, for centuries and without fail, pushed the globe onto people with no monetary or otherwise incentive. Even going with the religious conspiracy it fails because no religious organization has bothered to prove otherwise. Flatfags are peak retarded.
>>542862522>man that refuses to notice the fusion reaction generating charge imbalances insists there's no fusion and it's all caused by the magical sky currentYou're being stupid on purpose. Go figure the "kraut" would feel the need to recruit a support shill.
>>542852382THE SUN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>542852382and that's a GOOD THING! this whole fucked up society needs to take a dive back to the dark ages for a bit so we can straighten everything back to how it's supposed to work.
>>542862805this but unironicallyit was a fun ride but some things have gone a little too queer and brown for my liking
>>542862650>the magical sky currentyour retardation and ignorance doesnt make it magical.
>>542862650>fusion reaction generating charge imbalanceskek that came from your ass. no such thing exists>the magical sky current>magicalwow so now you're denying the existence of Birkeland currents. you've got to be a jew or a bot at this point.
>>542862805>>542862877the Micronova is not survivable.
>>542862945or possibly a pajeet:>some interesting observations I made about pajeets:>a jeets brain operates on primitive logic.>a jeet cannot grasp gradients, non uniformity, or spatial complexity.>to the pajeet, reality is a flat, undifferentiated plane.>streetshitters suffer from a massive failure in dimensional analysis.>the pajeet is fundamentally incapable of scaling up his mental models>when a jeets "arguments" fail he usually pivots to post modernist nihilism where "reality is just what you perceive">that is a classic defense mechanism used by jeets who have reached their intellectual ceiling.>if a pajeet can argue that "truth doesn't exist" he never has to admit that he was wrong and izzat stays intact
>>542852439Rolling for a reset back to medieval times, and a cleansing of Europe.
>>542863030>stop pointing out my failure to recognize the reversibility of electromagnetic phenomena!Hmm. Interesting.>>542862945>heh, I called him a bot again. Surely that will show him.The memefag is incapable of self awareness. Anyways, stop hiding behind terms you don't actually understand.
>>542863173so are you a pajeet or a jew?
>>542863243Are you self owning right now? You better not be.
>>542863322>Are you self owning right now?no thats not what I asked, learn how to read good.
Are we going to die
>>542863425Well. That's a yes. So what are you, specifically?
>>542863617yes. 0% chance of survival.
>>542860635>Fun fact the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but the sun is 400x farther away from the earththat's what we call an easter egg left by the level design devs
>>542863750this kinda retarded attempt at semantics tells me you gotta be some sort of pajeet/brown untermensch.
>>542863923That is something that's always made me wonder. It's so specific. I wonder if there's some necessity for the existence of true eclipses for life to emerge.
>>542863986Life was already around before the moon showed up.
>>542864152well then it can fuck off
>>542863969>directly mocking me is an indication of your own failuresSigh. Can't even take that step back to ask why the can is in the road in the first place.PSST. IT'S FUCKING LITTER.
>>542863173nothing about the fusion model makes any sense which is why you're unwilling to discuss it further, like a typical shillbot.>>542863617the micronova will be utterly devastating as our planet has never seen an outburst such as the one building up in the sun as we drift into the apex cloud. we've seen Saturnian flare-ups long ago but it was a brown dwarf. on top of this our entire planet is electrified so expect the upcoming solar flares to light entire cities on fire with telluric currents.we're all fucked but i'm still gonna try to not die in the preamble.
>>542864202the bot is really shitting itself isn't it
>>542864206of course the jeet/jew shill will never discuss the following further:>coronal temperature: standard failed jew model doesnt explain why the temperature jumps from ~5800K at the surface to millions of degrees in the corona.>solar wind acceleration: failed standard jew models struggle to explain why solar wind particles accelerate as they move further away.>cosmic ray energies: traditional nuclear reactions can't account for the massive energies seen in cosmic rays>rapid fluctuations & solar stops: the jew fusion model cant explain rapid changes or the fact that the solar wind completely stopped for two days in 1999>differential rotation: jew model doesn't explain why the Sun rotates faster at its equator than at its polesetc.
>>542864206So that's why the tunnels and subterrain stuff exist I guess
>>542863986there is a lot you need to learn about the true celestial history of Earth. dig a little deeper and you can find the origin of almost all mythread:>saturniancosmology.org
>>542852475>>542852439>>542852382Physical & Infrastructure ProtectionsGrid Resilience & Surge Protection: Data centers utilize industrial-scale surge suppressors and uninterruptible power supplies (UPS) to absorb massive electrical spikes caused by geomagnetic induced currents.Faraday Shielding: Sensitive server rooms and critical network nodes are often housed in facilities that offer electromagnetic shielding to minimize the impact of external radiation.Backup Power: Facilities maintain massive on-site diesel generators to keep servers running if a solar storm collapses the local commercial power grid.Data & Continuity ProtectionsGlobal Redundancy: AI models and user data are not stored in one place. They are mirrored across globally distributed data centers. If a localized grid fails in one region, traffic automatically reroutes to an unaffected part of the world.Geomagnetic Storm Forecasting: Space weather agencies (like NOAA) provide advanced warnings of incoming solar storms. This allows data center engineers to gracefully power down non-essential systems, isolate critical backups, and decouple fragile equipment from the grid before the storm hits Earth.
>>542864202>pajeet>makes "a trash in the street" analogylmao
>>542864405Ai says it'll be fine how do we fellow human kind think about this
>>542864346>why doesn't this atmosphere that is visible to the naked eye acting like a lithoshpere?If you phrase your questions correctly, they become extremely stupid.Do you want me to go through and examine all of your complaints, or are you going to take the time to figure out which pieces need to be flushed?
>>542864410>retard only now notices I've told him to pick up his trash 3 timesWell.
>>542864464who are you quoting? thats not why my text says at all.>>542864505>pajeet keeps talking about trashlmao
>>542864464>are you going to take the time to figure out which pieces need to be flushed?lmao jeet confirmed
>>542864544>differential rotation: jew model doesn't explain why the Sun rotates faster at its equator than at its poles>why doesn't this atmosphere that is visible to the naked eye acting like a lithoshpere?Yes, who AM I quoting? Who could POSSIBLY have said something SO FUCKING RETARDED?
>>542864568>jeets mockingly use toilet and cleaning trash analogiesI'm seeing some "subtle" indications of fear.
>>542864599the words dont mean what you think they mean Gurpreet.
>>542864405>Physical & Infrastructure ProtectionsGrid Resilience & Surge Protection:kek is that why a few guys with rifles shut down power for 40000 people a few years ago? they still haven't been caught:>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore_County_substation_attackthere was another shooting in 2013 and they still haven't found them. you're a fool if you don't think electrical infrastructure is safe from people or the sun
>>542864354yes and they put them in plain sight near public areas sometimes. turns out a lot of good underground real estate is beneath crowded areas.
>>542864669Man, wait until you hear about Hadley cells. You're gonna blow your mind.
>>542864766>convection currentsthose are included in the electric sun model but the inconsistencies with the standard nuclear sun model remain. plasma has fluid-like properties in arc mode.
>>542855341Fascinating
>>542864766sorry Gurpreet Dipshit, but thats not how it works.
>>542864904>plasma has fluid-like properties"Fluid" means liquid, gas, and plasma. Welcome to physics. Enjoy your stay.>>542865021>you have to be a jeet or I will be forced to question myselfYou should be questioning yourself regardless. It would just be funnier if a jeet were calling you retarded. Sadly...
>>542852382If it’s not happening within the month i don’t care
>>542865136post hand anon. you have all the signs of a jeet
>>542852382
>>542865220The joke, in this case, is that a leaf thinks someone engaging with a "German" exactly as a German would is somehow a jeet.Fucking imposters.
>>542852382If we use all the water in the ocean, collide the hydrogen, make a mini sun and strap it on a rocket we can collide them which will probably buy us about 200 more years
>>542852475/roll
>>542852382don't give me hope.
>>542865654you are really smart, you could easily work for some full retard jew government with such retarded jeet tier ideas.
The sun won’t do shit
>>542852382>IMAGINE AN X-30 OR 40 CLASS FLARE WITH A MASSIVE CME!Oh thank God. I just came up with a potentially viable hypothesis for a method of forecasting future events the other day and have been struggling with the implications. Carrington 2: electric boogaloo will absolve me of the ethical quandary.
>>542861086axial tilt and water isotope ratio say it's a fithttps://xenosarc.substack.com/p/earth-once-orbited-saturn
>>542866016>water matches carbonaceous chondrites>water also matches SaturnHoly shit, carbonaceous chondrites once orbited Saturn?
>>542852382WHY'D YOU HIDE YOUR FLAG GERMAN SOLAR FLARE ANON?!THE TIME IS NIGH AND YOU SHOULD REVEL IN YOUR VINDICATION
>>542866333I didnt make the thread
>>542866333i'm right here. >>542865385you don't make sense.>>542865844until it does
>>542866333just turn up your gamma and stfu nanook
>>542852382Finally, we can stop paying taxes to pedos.
>>542864206>>542864346Nice samefagging, and I especially love your using the memeflag for extra cover. Very believeable, good talking points, would drink the koolaid/10.
>>542852514>SHIT AINT HAPPENING NIGGERS... until it does.
>>542852382>Seismic data>From the sun
>>542852812>a person could walk the distance to the sun in about 8000 years, doing 30 miles a dayBut I didn't have breakfast this morning. It shouldn't take that long.
>>542852382It's an established fact that the sun has a left-wing bias
>>542855313>marijuana and aim it for the sun.That'd be worse. Sunrise wouldn't happen til noon, the sun would be up all night playing vidya, then, sooner or later, go full apeshit because we don't have the resources to build a 10AU pizza with extra asteroid.
>>542856291There's no gas in a vacuum.
>>542857614The Sonora club in the 1800s that disappeared probably crossed it with their dirigibles.
>>542858866Digits of electric truth, plasma - bro.
>>542859352>His mask also comes off if you harass him enough. Standard shill behaviour.Or maybe he gets tired of answering the same question phrased a thousand disingenuous ways. Such questioning is also a shill tactic.
>>542852382THE SUN WON'T DO SHIT
>>542854501Your not the usual micronova anon
>>542870523>...will the real micronova anon pls stand up pls stand up
>>542863030>when a jeets "arguments" fail he usually pivots to post modernist nihilism where "reality is just what you perceive"Fucking this! so much the irritating stupid cunts.
>>542852382Holy shit, an exploding sun just flew over my house in two more weeks
>>542870163I hate chicken abusers so much...And I hate jews even more.So this makes me turbo hate those fucking kikes!
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>>542852382>End is nighAh yes Tuesday
>>542871296People aren't eating the sins they are eating the abuse. Jews would not be as ugly as they are if sin transfer would work.
>>542871251>>542871296i like to cluck and bawk when i see them. makes me look like a fool but it's worth it they hear it. they know what i mean.
>>542852475rolling for total annihilationcheck it
>>542852382>SUN IS BUILDING STRESSwtf we should send a huge anxiolytic pill to calm it
bump
>>542852382I stressed your moms double layer last night
>>542856324Imagine thinking this proves flat earthEric Dubay's semen clogs your throat as his lies clog your ears
>>542852382Celestial bodies are living entities- metaorganisms. If the sun wants to purge us it will. If the Sun wants to tickle Ma, it will.
>>542854501THE MICRONOVA
>>542855125>Roughly 340 to 450 meters (1,100 to 1,480 feet) acrossAre they lying about the size as well?
>>542864436>Ai says it'll be fine how do we fellow human kind think about thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VVyVXz-drQ
>>542854501there it is
>>542863098We had no electricity in the 1800’s and didn’t live in medieval times retard
>>542859453Glad someone cared enough to save that. Have a shorter one I wrote in 2024-05-19, about the /pol/ prophecy.HappeningStrong men created the best timesAnd best times, men so weakSeven days must passAnd then one more weekTwelve enigmatic versesA prophecy for us to careThough spoken by a leafIt will happen I swearThe telos of evolutionThe ring and the rodOnes and zeros, hyperstitionTo finally build God
>>542852475>obligatory
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>>542852382Not my problem
>>542852382Yes that's what's going to happen the sun is about to explode you dizzy fucking faggotass. At synagogue Circle Jerks do you try and suck your own dick too or just the rabbis?
>>542856324The sun was like this here the other day and I took a photo. Why can you see the shadows behind the sun curving and following like it is actually sinking into the cloud?
>>542852382I too saw Project Hail Mary
>542862945>542863030A meme flag and a poo with a llm do not human interaction create. Stop (you)ing these retarded bots, you're just encouraging them.
>>542862945Hey, today in S0 News, I think I spotted a couple cosmic Birkeland currents in the featured James Webb footage.See:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDGst2Vz-IU&t=108s
>>542875579based and birkeland current pilled
>>542864354Many locations such as Derinkuyu, yes, but a significant part of underground infrastructure may exist for the worst reasons. Pic related, a classic.
>>542852382Hope it hits India and China and it sets off all stockpiled nukes there as a result.
>>542854501Fake kraut. The real Micronova kraut follows up with a ton of posts right after
