Apologize.
>>542855887>okay next segment is politics. Okay do a quick joke about Trump saying covfefe. Use a coffee cup or something. Should be an easy laugh.>Actually I have an idea*wheels out whiteboard*>Stephen I think you need some help
He is vindicated.
I kneel Stephensama
>>542855887scott adams begging the man who injected him with israeli gentile poison to save him and he just looks down and smiles
No, go fuck yourself you cocksucker.
>>542855887It's not that Trump isn't a bad president, it's that everything Colbert does just comes off as cringe.
That's where you're wrong, Colbert! He's actually a great president, because... uh... uhhhh...
Any good films about the imminent civil war?
>>542855887>fathered his sonwhy are they like this
>>542855887>refuses to get dogNOOOOOOOOO not the heckin goodest good boi doggerinoOOOOOO. What a monster!!!
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>>542855895The second civil warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4glzlF_88Vg
>>542855887This is how i dance after being vaccinated twice
>>542855887Trump wasted all of his political capital on an unwinnable war for Israel. Realistically how do you spin this to make him look good?
>>542855887Are any of these claims even true or is this boomer just gaslighting for ratings?
>>542855902I'm sure there are a couple of african nations that aren't complete shitholes. Like the ones on the Mediterranean that have extremely strict policing because they cater to European tourists who don't want to get stabbed and then raped in the stab wound.
>>542855887I don't let the schizos here dictate my world view so I never had any issue with Colbert. I always liked Stewart more when they were both on the Daily Show tho.
>>542855896>fathered a moron named don jrFTFY
>>542855905ReTHUGlicans are so stupid.
>totally dumb>is a billionairethat's not how it works
>>542855903Libya was like that but then Hillary Clinton blew it up
>>542855904you're a faggot
>>542855898those M&Ms bags are enormous
>>542855910They have them here in the UK sometimes for things like easter and christmas, but it's wild in America you can just go in for a weekly food shop and think yep I need a 1kg+ bag of M&Ms
>>542855908We came, we saw, he died! >cackles maniacally
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>>542855901>an unwinnable war for Israel.That's the point though, it's meant to be unwinnable because unwinnable wars are forever wars and forever wars mean maximum profit for war-profiteering jews.>Realistically how do you spin this to make him look good?You don't because you can't. The only thing based about Trump is his legendary ability to make blue hairs and nose rings seethe. Trump's unquestioning obedience to his jewish masters will never be based.
>>542855914>war-profiteering jews.The MIC is ran by mostly Christcucks.
>>5428559071/ You can grow dumber over time2/ You can read his tweets yourself
Why was HE PISSES OFF THE GLOWIE ALPHABET DEPARTMENTS! such a sore spot for leftists?
>>542855889yeah but what about Colbert?
>>542855915You repeat yourself.
>>542855907>repeat propaganda>rewarded by the ruling classExactly how it works, funny enough.
>>542855887>Tried to ban Muslims>Refuses to get dogDoes Colbert know?
>>542855887>First one is a lie>rest of list dismissed
Strange how the #Resistance, the "counter culture" left have complete control over Hollywood, television, the music industry, and the video game industry.And they'll go on their nationally televised shows to tell you how they're fighting back against... cletus nazis that live in trailer parks? Or however they describe the right.
>>542855887Reasons Colbert's show was cancelled.- low ratings- lost money
>>542855897Ni hao
>>542855894If leftards shriek, good things are happening, that is fourth law of thermodynamics.
>>542855910>>542855911I could crush one of those peanut bags to myself, no problem. Not in one sitting, maybe, but certainly in one day. God Bless America.
>>542855887>HARHARHAR NOW THIS IS TRUE COMEDY Who still watches late night jew interview shows? I'm surprised this faggot isn't crying in this picture.
>>542855911>Weekly Yea we're not broke in this country. We can afford big bag of candy.>>542855928That sounds like hell. Once in college I bought one of those bags but sour patch kids. My dumb ass killed in 2 weeks because I'd just get high and munch. It took two weeks because after 3 days of this my tongue was bleeding.
When those late night hosts and the media swamp wins every election you get .... Germany
>>542855887>refuses to get a dogSOMEONE LOCK UP THIS MAN AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>>542855887He was always right
>>542855932Bruh is that really on there? Yea Trump should get two German shepherds that bite and attack staffers. Fucking retards.
>>542855933about what
>>542855935The Vax Scene, obviously.
>>542855910Thats a fairly small amount of M&M’s for the average person I’d say? I mean I wouldn’t WANT to eat 3 pounds of penitent M&M’s in one sitting, but I could easily.
>>542855924>The giant corporation that crush unions, poison the environment, bribe for complete deregulation, take billions in corporate welfare and donate to Republicans is socialist because there's rainbow flags on twitter when it was believed to increase sales without any change in company policy
Weren't all of those evil vaxtakers supposed to die and finally leave us chuds in charge? What happened bros? I thought i was finally gonna get to be on top
>>542855939Weren't all of the non-vaxxies supposed to be mega dead 5 years ago?
>>542855939>>542855940Both of these takes were so fucking annoying. The entire virus was the biggest nothing burger of all time and we crashed the world for it.
>>542855887>calls free press enemy of the people>corpo media/propaganda machine>free pressLOL
>>542855940200k dumb sharts died because they were afraid of a vaccine some podcast jew told them has le heckin evil chemicals or whatever retardation kek>>542855941>Nothing burger>2 years of hospitals having refrigerated trucks parked outside for corpses>People dying of preventable causes because the hospitals are flooded with the chinky cough
>>542855940>Weren't all of the non-vaxxies supposed to be mega dead 5 years ago?Other way around; anyone who refused the shots would die from long covid. Biden promised a Winter of Death for the unvaxxed.>b-b-butOfficial statements from the US government.
>>542855943The hospital got jewed into treating the common cold like it was airborne cancer to make Trump look bad. Nurses were so overwhelmed they made tiktok videos.
>>542855887what a fucking faggot holy shityou'd never see carson do this
>>542855944>Factoring in subsequent waves (such as late-Omicron surges through mid-2023), cumulative estimates from public health models place the total number of preventable US COVID-19 deaths due to non-vaccination between 300,000 and 400,000.Oh no no no no>>542855945And the refrigerator trucks full of corpses?
>>542855947Poor treatment of patients because of new regulations. Fauci knowingly changed protocols to overwhelm hospitals to make Trump look bad.
All the wrong reasons
>>542855887>Keeps insulting John McCainThis is why Democrats will never be a legitimate replacement for the Republicans. They cry something is wrong, you ask them what it is, then they tell you that sort of shit. There's plenty of reasons not to like Donald, but making fun of John McCain the turbo zionist, is not one of them. If Donald was mocking Netanyahu in some alternate reality that he'd dare to bite his master's hand, you'd best believe "Made fun of Bibi" would be right up there on Vax-Scene man's board of liberal cringe
>>542855950Is that really on there too? Dems didn't she's a tear for that faggot when he died but anything to "hurt" Trump. Fuck Dems, fuck John McCain and fuck Trump. I hate this shithole.
>>542855922hilarious how blueanon shitlibs will shit on Christianity until the cows come home and then immediately turn around and glaze Islam
>>542855947>zero flu deaths that yearlol
>>542855887You know, in MY day, the idea of comedy was to be funny.
>>542855922Of course not. None of them know shit about Islam. >>542855952Because they're uneducated media obsessed freaks. Their celebs and social media tell them what to parrot and they do so.
>>542855947Those numbers are fake and trumped up by Fauci. I bet when Trump was pushing the vax you weren't gonna take it.
>>542855948Nonsense>>542855953Social distancing measures work better for droplet borne illnesses who could have predicted?>>542855956Nonsense
>>542855887He needs all these excuses! Me? He likes kikes a bit too much; for that reason alone, he should hang.
>>542855957>Social distancing measures work better for droplet borne illnesses who could have predicted?Why not keep doing it? Why not do it forever? If it saves even ONE life it's worth it, and it will definitely save millions upon millions. Screw your freedoms.
>>542855914So this is love? The trampyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788188195792978.mp4
>>542855957>Nonsense >The government has never told a lie no sir!You're a sheep. You probably wore two masks back in the day. You probably had an N95 and didn't donate it because you got scared. Pussy.
>>542855918Putin give order to destroy all vaccines 2023Xi Jinpin announced to public, that was biological weapon
