We are obviously heading to a third world war. What should a wagie do? Should I just start scoping out vacant homes for sale and claim one after the nukes detonate?
>>542858892You're not going to be around after the shit hits the fan.Live for today.
Reconcile psychologically with the act of stealing from others
>>542858892The whole point of a storm shelter is a safe place when the storm destroys your house. Putting the storm shelter where the debris from your destroyed house will trap you is just a death trap. Using a blast door on the shelter, expecting the 5 psi overblast, and putting your fallout shelter under your house is also Darwin award level engineering.
>>542858892>What exactly should I do to prepare for what is coming?Repent.The End is nigh.
>>542858892>Should I just start scoping out vacant homes for sale and claim one after the nukes detonate?random thought bros, but when gaza got bombed to shit, they strongly preferred canvas tents to the tents we use.Canvas is much more breathable, and you can probably just cover it with a rain proof layer in a big rain.Just food for thought bros, our tents are meant for like weekend camping trips, not for living, because they trap too much moisture and everything gets mildewy/moldy real quick.So even having like a 3 meter by 3 meter canvas tarp could be invaluable for tent living if it came to that.
>>542859067such a defeatist, npc attitude
>>542859007>goyslop will get you through the apocalypsegrim
God won't kill me yet. I have too much to witness.
>>542859007i don't think i've consumed 10 quarts of cooking oil over my entire life
>>542859007No way. After a month that rice will be full of bugs
>>542859421Nah I prefer to live in the woods in a debris hut The israelis were regular hitting those refugee tent camps anyway, they still are to this day
>>542858892Learn to letterpress! Most useful knowledge in a post apocalyptic worl!
>>542859463>CriscoIt's literally industrial lubricant. You don't need oil for rice and beans
>>542858892oh boy, LOOT TOMBS
>>542858892What animal survives by burrying under the ground with 1 year of food? Even moles hunt worms under the ground, they don't just sit there.Gaddafi in his tunnel, Saddam in his hole, Bin Laden in his bunker, Hitler in his bunker... Name one bunker story that end well.No, the people who will survive are the ones who will fight, who will find allies and who will win.
>>542858892Make sure your neighbours like you enough to help you and not rob you.Know a little about gardening, cooking and engineering, or have friends who do.Do everything you can to not get drafted. Bone spurs won't save you for long.Know the closest crazy doomsday prepper. Once they either starve or commit suicide, take their guns and ammo.
>>542858892gun and ammo should be enough then just hunt niggers for food when shit hits the fan
>>542859557Based
>>542859522What? Seal the shit in a 5 gallon bucket What kind of pajeet hell hole do you originate from where bugs are in your riceI’ve had bags of the basmati rice sitting around for 7-8 months without bugs while I work my way through them
>>542858892I take great comfort in knowing that, when the nukes start flying, I can go to church, prostrate myself before the icon of Christ and pray with my priest and parish community. Whatever happens will happen.
>>542858892>outward opening door easily blocked by debris>folding ladder could easily fall and it someone>rifle is hard to reach and right by the entrance, if someone breaks in they will get to it before you>one bed and one couch for 4 people>toilet will fill up in one day and make the place smell like shit>two buckets of food and supplies in a hatch right next to the toilet>stove ventilation ends inside the bunker
>>542859557Nigger.Spiking my cortisol like that.
>>542859604> No, the people who will survive are the ones who will fight, who will find allies and who will win.>people who fight in world wars are the ones who win Uh, the ones fighting are the ones always getting messed up, shredded and dying. It’s people who avoid all that which get to win “Those who live by the sword will die by it.” Therefore, only a society worth dying for is worth fighting for in the first place.
>>542858892Find a house that's out of the way of any nuclear target (Use https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/ and https://www.nuclearwarmap.com/map01.html to gauge this) that's hooked up to a septic tank, gets its water from a well, and has either a propane generator or solar panels for backup power. Stock up on batteries, canned food, ammunition, toilet paper, wet wipes, OTC medications like Ibuprofen, Loperamide, Diphenhydramine Hydrochloride, etc. Ideally, if you had the money, you would just get a full-on fallout bunker put in (https://atlassurvivalshelters.com/ does this here in the U.S.), but this will easily run you $1 Million+.
>>542858892Rate my stash.
>>542859567You need a fat source, the image is just illustrating the cheapest possible option. Fat is the hard part of prepping because it's often not very shelf stable. Ghee is but it's pricier. Or coconut oil.
>>542859714Nah I bought a bunch of rice, had it sealed and everything still bugs. Eggs from harvest probably.
>>542858892The shit container under the toilet doesn't look big enough for my American ass.
>>542858892What a pussy hiding himself in that rat cage. You will end raping your sister. I will go outside and search any bitch surviving and impregnate her and will became a radioactive wasteland warlord
>>542859007>8 lbs of salt fuck me
>>542858892This looks more miserable than just being in the epicenter of a bomb going off. Imagine this for 90+ days straight. If I can't rough it while looking at the sky just let me die, I'm not a cave dwarf.
>>542858892>after the nukes detonate?Listen bro, the nukes that could delete a city were made almost a century ago, since then we figured out you can spice up artillery ammo for the same effect, but our research on making the biggest boom boom never stopped.If nukes start flying today this planet is done for and I don't mean humanity here.
>>542858892That shit over there isn't going to protect you from the Russian nukes.The whole JewSA will sunk for weeks
>>542860023You can wash them off if you wash the rice before cooking
>>542858892Learn how to shoot and buy a lot of bullets. Stealing other people's resources will be the only way to survive.
>>542860212Why is there a new continent in the Atlantic?
>>542860212who ever made that map you posted is fucking retarded and has no idea what the western half of the US is like >grease
>>542858892>What exactly should I do to prepare for what is coming?Have you tried making 1PBTI threads on /pol/ to train LLMs with?
>>542859714The weevils eggs are in the rice you dipshit
>>542858892This is all I need
>>542859165based
>>542860373Yeah they obviously don't know about the Missouri River or Mississippi River either even Wisconsin has huge river valleys what the fuck. The whole world seems to be run by retards I think they know what they're doing when they don't
>>542859961Rather have a few cans of chef boyardee
>>542859007This is such meme consumer shit.I raise poultry and haven't bought meat in 15 years. I walk outside and just take a chicken when I'm hungry. No storage. Bo spoilage. Self replicating.
>>542860023I keep rice (and other grainstuff) in the freezer. But yeah you should wash it before cooking regardless.
>>542860591Or deenz
>>542858892How would you go about busting this bunker? Assuming you aren't going to try and live in it afterwards. I think I'd try to flood it.
>>542860183Only thing really useful. The rest you can trade once it switches into cannibalism. Flank of Singh, nice Patel loin. Ramesh shoulder is well done with apple sauce.Otherwise hea leaving it in packaging instead wrapping it. A rat will smell that through concrete and have it eaten and shit in no time flat.
>>542858892>Trapped in a dutch oven with my nagging wife and two kidsYou need to stay down for 3 weeks+ after a nuclear bomb. I'd rather take vaporization.
>>542859961spam
>>542860698You pile a small hill of sand on the door. Never get it open. Sand gets into every bit of the hinges and rusts it shut.
>>542860373Russia used their SUPER SATAN giga nuke to blow up the rockies retard!
>>542860800Lord fuckin last forever. That and bacon grease. Lots of salt and doesn't go bad.fast. Alternatively they become candles with a bit of string.
>>542860872They milled them to dust so the new iPhone got a better battery.
>>542860800Lard
>>542859007That’s a Mormon church btw
>>542860615>I walk outside and just take a chicken when I'm hungrythis nigger has 365 chickens to eat a year?
>>542858892front yard is crazy
>>542860818But then you won't get the goods
>>542860707>eating jeetsenjoy your incurable diseases
>>542858892>daddy ate all the baked beans and now you have to watch him fart and shit in this tiny box
>>542858892I moved my family to a little island. If you dig down about 5ft anywhere on the back of my property you will hit potable water. If you walk 10ft into the bay, you will step on something you can eat, scallop, crab, snail, muscle, oyster, something, plus if there is no wildlife police around anymore, I can run a gill net and catch more fish in a day than my family could eat in a month. Also, I know all my neighbors. We've been through hurricanes together where we get cut off from the mainland with no power, cell, or internet, and we're fine, we all work together. I think I'm in one of the best places in America if shit does hit the fan. There's nothing of strategic importance here. The world will probably forget we even exist.
Get in the cuck box.
>>542860707Could be Haiti tho...
>>542858892You can't build a bunker with enough supplies to sufficiently ride out 'anything'. And once people know where you are, you're a target. >>542859165This too
>>542859007>zero protein >zero fruit >zero water >zero snacksN G M I
>>542860707imagine eating an american of 150 kilos of pure goyslop and pharmacy toxins that rest in his every body cell, yeah no thanks i would rather eat grass
>>542859422>such a defeatistHe wants advice for living in a fucking bunker, and *I'M* the "defeatist?"
>>542859421>Open doors and flaps during the day>stay dry>profit?
>>542858892
>>542860674You should wash it if possible. But in a doomsday scenario the last of your concern are eating weevils or their eggs
>>542860170> You will end raping your sister.Indian flag checks out
>im finally safe in here
>>542860212I always knew this namefag rapebaby mutant was also a 70 IQ fucking imbecile
>>542859007where's the protein? all that powdered milk? Wouldn't you get scurvy from lack of fruit?
>>54285889222lr and whote rice are cheap to buy in bulk an stored properly will last forever. Also a high quality backpacking water filter and a few blister packs of iodide pills. A decent set of hiking boots is also important. If you have nothing else to work with start there.
>>542863255>pants still on
>>542858892>What exactly should I do to prepare for what is coming?give names to all your grenades of course
>>542862661Right, they had to import in nice clean vegetarian options. They certainly look like they'd give a good hunt. Take a couple of spears to get one free ranging.
>>542863459Yes. Its for safety. Didnt you read the thread.
>>542860615>after a nuclear holocaust my superpower-having chickens living outside will be fine, so I’ll leave my bunker and grab one of those and harvest some of my superpower-corn from the garden and I’ll be fine
I paid a lot of money for my cuck box
>>542859522that's racist and antiasian
>>542858892You jumped in a bunker with 5 fine ass shawtys but you need to take a fat shit and the only thing seperating you is the curtain.It was over before it began
>>542858892Learn to grow potatoes.
>>542860467That gun would work as a hole punch I guess.
>>542861944They ate of his flesh and simply loved him. Sweet pork if wondering. The nick name of humans is long pig, an old phrase by my people because they taste like pork.
>>542858892Just where the hell do you get fresh air from, especially when someone drops a bomb inside.
>>542859557You bastard!
>>542863711Im not a soldier so ill not be thinking abt eating ppl, thx
>>542859007Diabetes speedrun
>>542859557Joke's on you, I immediately closed before finishing.
>>542859958Get some cans of spam
>>542863886>people on starvation diets get diabeetus
God i hate preppers so much, such a stinky ppl
>>542858892We don't just have nuclear weapons — we have an incredible number of them, and the Russia has every capability to rapidly obtain new stockpiles. With the exception of the United States, it has more nuclear weapons than all the other nuclear powers combined.Fear us, Americans.
>ahm storin extra lard in me beer belly for da apocalypes
>>542863711You guys have resorted to cannibalism so many times I'm surprised you don't call pork 'short human'
>>542863711>cannibal Flag checks out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guangxi_Massacre>just 60 years ago> According to initial records available, at least 137 people were eaten, with thousands of people having participated in the cannibalism
>>542864086Russia is basically the Bad End that americca might have taken
>>542859958Your gonna make it anon
Kill all Looters
>>542864192Just endless factories, drones, crossdressing twinks, and ass rape.
>>542864086> Fear us, Americans.Nah. Your shit is all busted up, rusted, and broken. I doubt 10% of your launch vehicles can even ignite.
>>542862604>>542863377 #Legumes are full of protein, what we feed to horses to build muscle.
>>542859557not again you nigger faggot
In regards to stored grain a great one is par boiled rice , lower glycogen, higher minerals and a 30 year shelf life.
>>542859557nigger!
>>542864828Rice IS underrated
>>542860467Are you lindsay graham?
>>542862875Kek
>>542861109You eat an entire fucking chicken per day?
>>542864276Could be worse....a lot worse
>>542859557>tonightWhat if someone lived in that specific region of northern Europe/Greenland where the sun never sets for months?
>>542859557Love those old Adana’s.
>>542863118>Weevils in my rice>YUM YUM extra protein>Eating a bowl full of weevil rice alongside my casu martzu and a big glass of kefir (formerly milk)Whoever bitches about the spoilt food in my apocalypse shelter is the first to get cannibalised.
>>542864333There were mutual nuclear inspections between the US and Russia.Don’t worry, even in the ’90s, nuclear maintenance was a top priority.We still remain one of the few countries capable of producing the full spectrum of military equipment of any caliber. There are only three such countries — the US, Russia, and China (which actively copies Russian and American designs).
>>542865348I fukin love this guy holy shit lamo.
>>542865699>Weevils in my riceBetween eating bugs and starving, I guess eating bugs is the lesser of two weevils (huehuehue).
>>542859604>Name one bunker story that end well
>>542859557
>>542867178
>>542858892That bunker design is terrible. Especially with the AR being within arm's reach of the entrance. Someone gets that hatch open and they now have your weapon they can then use against you.
>>542858892God imagine your wife taking a nasty period shit 2 feet away from you in that box, the only winner is the guy selling these glorified coffins.
>>542863459Ask me how I know you are brown
>>542859463I never eat any of the items that (((they))) depict as necessary--it's all unhealthy slop--except forthe honey.
>>542859961Lard, beef tallow, or duck fat is much better for you.
>>542867723Period shit? Is that when they bleed out the ass? You might want to get your wife checked for colon cancer
>>542859961You can make your own clarified butter and I don’t see why you couldn’t also can it yourself once it’s been made. You can get several pounds of butter at Costco or Sam’s for cheap.
>>542867396Archie Bunker's son-in-law got slaughtered by his own son. Endings don't get much happier than that.
>>542859557cheeky bastard
>>542868071How single are you? How do you not know about period shits? When a woman is on her period, her shits become extra stinky. This is a pretty well documented thing among those who aren't incels.
>>542859007>1 yearkek
>>542858892What happens when hundreds of pounds of ruble fall on top of the only exit, or someone pruposely covers it with something too heavy for you to lift?
>>542865306I can and I'm not even fat
>>542858892Learn how to build a still and make moonshine. It's the third most important skill after marksmanship and farming.
>>542859007Fuck you i raise chickens i have a coupel cows in a field we raise 50 meat chickens a year ill raise 200 next year just so i don't ever have to look at this fucking picture ever again.This picture is like being born without knee's how the fuck do you even shit with this. You'll have type 1 and type 2 diabetes. i dare you to take a shit after 3 months of this crap.
>>542859007lol. Mormon/LDS food storage prep/bishop's store house.
>>542868272>he huffs his wife's blood moon shit fumes for funIs this marriage?
>>542859557kill urself my man
>>542868847i already want to after i saw the video of that guy making fucking chicken and shrimp outa bathroom sink what kind of SICK WORLD DO WE FUCKING LIVE IN.
>>542859958Honestly, not a bad start. IDK how long I really want to live in an apocalyptic situation. Hell, it's kinda marginal as is. Anyway, I've read The Trial and the one where the guy turns into a bug and dies from apples stuck in his back, The Metamorphosis(?) and I wasn't terribly impressed. I kinda get it, but it doesn't flip my switch. I guess I'd take the complete Orwell. Down and Out in Paris and London is pretty great and Homage to Catalonia is really interesting and exciting. 1984 and Animal Farm are decent, but not his best work, so I'll take a Kafka deep cut recommendation seriously.
>>542858892IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>542868762Kek
>>542860615nah u gotta freeze em for 48 hours u dolt or the meat is un-edible.
>>542868157It'll still only last about 6 months without refrigeration. Crisco is nasty, but it's the longest shelf life option. If you're looking at a fallout style apocalypse it's the best option.
>>542869401i feel like you gotta raise 100 meat chickens for the year for yourself and your little family which straight up is about 2 months worth of work for a years worth of meat you also need a real big industrial freezer.Problem is getting the eggs for em we always buy them every year i don't know how that works with layers
>>542858892>third world wargrow up. you should be prepping for the micronova. step 1 is location. you need to be inland and elevated, at least 100 miles from the coast and at least half a mile up. the further and higher the better.
>>542867178Kek , That's one film I'll have in my bunker, along with the duelists ,and a few others
>>542858892next you need to consider your foundation footprint. how many are on your team? you'll want 1 square foundation for every 2 survivors, ideally with 1 more for storage and wiggle room. i'd start with a 2x1 with a triangle airlock, expand with a jump-up, then 1 layer of honeycomb. you can freehand from there.
>>542859007Are they running a generator on cooking oil or is the plan to trade tempura to the wastelanders
>>542859557fucking lmao
>>542859557dont look at it anons
>>542858892We've already been in a 3rd world war for years retard. There's not gonna be nukes flying. Fucking boomers.
