Exactly as the subject says. >Married for 15 years now>Had two sons>Youngest looks a lot like me and acts just like me (Thin, muscular)>Oldest one looks like a mix of me and my wifes family physically (chunkier, sturdy)>As they both grew up I had concerns about their manhood, as the eldest has a micropenis. >We're working with endocrinology now to get him on testosterone enanthate>Youngest is exactly how I remember being: slangin it. >Anyways, I feel very bad for my eldest and am trying to help him anyway I can--even if it means medical debt.>Fast forward a few months>Family gathering, swimming, etc.>My wifes inlaws are swimming with me, we end up getting out together and head to the showers>Both brother inlaw and father inlaw walk around locker room completely nude>Both have micropenises>It all makes sense now>They are responsible for ruining my son>Get extremely angry and now I regret my mixing with my wife's genetics It's literally all her fucking fault and now I have resentment, not really for her, but for the shitty polish/german blood that will impact our family for generations.This is a MASSIVE PSA to CHECK THE COCK LENGTH OF YOUR WIFE'S FAMILY BEFORE YOU HAVE KIDS
>muh dickHow much nigger DNA blood is coursing through your clogged arteries?
Bring back penis inspection day and the unfalsifiable horrors will end
>>542862048this anon has a micropenis
When we had swimming in PE, I was always looking for guys with biggest dicks. One day I will kidnap the guy who had the biggest dick and make him rape the women I have also kidnapped and create a new race of superhumans.
>>542861911i kek’d at this absolute retardation
>>542861911Why are you so obsessed with your kids' dicks?
https://files.catbox.moe/qgvahk.mp4
>excuse me, sir, but before i can ask for your daughter's hand, i'm gonna need you to whip out your hog. i don't want my sons to be dicklets
I'm Polish and have an 8 inch cock unironically. In high school I got the attention of a lot of girls just through rumors
>>542861911only a gay man thinks about another human's penis.
>>542861911I have a micropenis and I love it. I have high libido and I fuck a lot. so, yeah FUCK YOU DAD!
>>542862211Have a Mandelbrot set of dicks
We already have penis inspection day at school, might as well make it a part of routine physicals too and put it on your medical record. My only condition: tit for tat with women. Every time a woman says yes when the doctor asks if she's been sexually active lately, secretly log it with the date and let any future fiance of hers request that information without informing her.
>>542861911>>542862144>>542862185>>542862305Why oh why did I have to see this thread while I have a sore rib lmao>>542862126>wake up in a cold, dark barn with only one dim bulb for light>see some shape in the murk, is this my murderer?>no, the person has a chain on the ankle just like me>it's... it's a woman! A naked woman. A scared naked woman. And I'm naked too>there's a mattress between us>there's disposable medical sheets on it>oh god what is this, are we gonna be vivisected on it?>suddenly, some maniac bursts into the room>the stench of dried piss immediately overpowers me and what little boner I had from the girl opposite me>he's fat, he has a patchy unkempt beard, and he's being neurotic>oh god it's our murderer, this is the end>he keeps frantically flashing his flashlight at me and at the girl, muttering some insane gibberish>I can make out something, though. He pointed at the girl's tits and said "soori", I think.>He's pointing at my dick saying "iso">Now he'e pointing at the mattress and saying "sexo">I don't know what he wants from me?>Does he want to rape me?>Does he want to rape the girl?>He wants me to rape the girl?>If I turn my back to him to fuck her, will he fuck me in the ass?>The girl's already crying out of fear>Me too>If he gets close enough to me, I'll fucking clock him>but what if I stay stuck with this chain... and die of hunger here...>through all of this thinking I'm doing, he just keeps standing there, pointing at the mattress, shaking, screaming "SEXOOO"
>>542862048I am almost entirely northern italian.>>542862185If you were born with a micropenis and your parents had every opportunity to change your fate with modern medicine, but didn't, you would absolutely hate them. I know I would. It is the right thing to do. Plus, it was noted at birth leading to now in his medical charts. Pediatricians regularly examine these things.>>542862318Yeah not this family. It's why the brother in law is 33 and still not married/no kids. idk how tf the father in law got married and successfully inseminated his wife not just once but twice. That's the real miracle here.
