Yet again, Reality surpasses Fiction
>>542862421Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Chicken jockies?
>>542862956Ghoul du Poule
NIGGER JOCKEY
>>542862421peak niggerdom. kino even.
OOOOH SHIT!
STAMPEEEEDE!!!
>>542862421>$250.000 worth of fried chickenEven the negros get to live the American dream. Where the fuck is the pursuit of happiness in the EU for Europeans?? Tell me your secrets nubian queens
>>542862421sheeeeeeit nigga dey gud bois jus be wantin sum chicken now you gon be jailin they ass? sheeeeeeit yall aint be in christ muh nigga
NIGGERS NEED JUNK FOOD NOW NOW NOW!!!
What a stupid thread.
Ayo hol up
dey dint do dat shi man
>>542862421>stole $250,000 worth of fried chickenYou're literally retarded if you think this is real.
so can you buy chickin tendies on darkweb or not?imagine trafficking illegal chicking nuggies on the darkweb and pay with bitcoin this is like some kind of southpark episode or something
>>542864562>>542864587They robbed a truck behind a motel, they probably didn't know what was inside before they opened it, how would they?
>>542863451damn.....i never thought you could kill someone just by giving them money but there it isthat's fucking grim thatlike fuck how many people are we enabling into horrible health and miserable death for every few we saveis it just impossible to do any good without fucking over someone somewhere
>>542864647>Thinks there was a truck carrying $250k of fried chicken behind a random motelYou are lower IQ than those niggers.
>>542864647>They robbed a truck behind a motel, they probably didn't know what was inside before they opened it, how would they?I'll bet when they opened that truck up it was like the opening of the Ark of the Covenant. Blinding light, cherubim singing, evidence of the power of the Lord, enshrined in 42,000 pounds of fried chicken.
>>542864647>>542864977can anyone quick mafs how many buckets that means? dem bitches expensive these days but still that's like what, 10k buckets or what. seem like a lot. 1000 buckets can fit a truck for sure. that's a cube of 10x10x10 buckets.
>>542864977why do you think 250k of chicken is some other-wordly amount that needs the titanic to fit
>>542862421>Quantrivious they realy make shit up do they
>>542864562It appears as though it really did happen.https://www.usmarshals.gov/news/press-release/memphis-safe-task-force-arrests-13-people-trying-steal-250k-worth-of-chicken
>>542862421Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
>>542865168depends. in raw aquisition price not sold in bucket price it's way cheaper, so it's way more of it for same price. seem like a lot of chicking.and who sells that much of it for it to be in a single truck? it maybe deliver locally to few restaurants. we need density of chiken nuggies so we can work out volume per weight and price per weight so we work out the weight and we can get a rough idea of volume, + some packing, and check against truck transport volume.
>>542862421Day be "Lawd oh da Wangs"
>>542864562>effectively says people who don't verify things are retards>did not verify it before posting
>>542865063
The Chicago school lunch lady embezzled over a million in chicken wings alone. These guys need to step up their game.
>>542864562I don’t really like niggers and this is stupid as fuck Prepared fried chicken? 250,000$ worth of fried chicken would be an unreal amount. Did they have it all in train cars?
>>542865304OP is a fag and provided no link. It’s not up to some random anon to prove the veracity of these claims in a positive sense. If you’ve got a link, post it and prove him wrong and stop being a tranny.
>>542862421Dey dindu nuffin' mane.
>>542862421>Quoronavirus
>>542865608>It’s not up to some random anon to prove the veracity of these claims in a positive sense. If you’ve got a link, post it and prove him wrong and stop being a tranny.>>542865215>this fucking idiotic faggot didn't even look in the thread to see it'd already been proven
>>542865608Anon, I already posted it >>542865215. It wasn't even hard to find. I just googled Quantrivious Shavers.
>>542865608you dumb fucking nigger it's not even a 40 post thread, and you still couldn't even skim it?
>>542862421>quantriviousniggers condemn their kids to life in prison when they give them these ridiculous names.
>>542862421jessie mooreJESSIE MOORE what kind of lame whiteman name is that for a brothajavuntequantriviousthose are proper names
>>542864709Why are you trying or wanting to save niggers from their degeneracy?Whats wrong with you?If you saw a disabled cunt with 1 arm, would you chop yours off to replace theirs?
>>542865215Imagine being a gangsta and getting hit with drugs and guns charges because you went on a fried chicken side quest.
>QuantriviousStraight out of a Boondocks episode or a Key & Peele skit.
>>542865215>pallets of chickenOk this must be frozen or packaged for long term storage in some way, so resale would make sense. I was trying to imagine what $250k of hot, fried chicken would look like
Smart. Food wars are starting soon. Also I don’t see any article mentioning that it is fried, which makes sense cause you usually fry chicken before you serve it. Not when it’s in transit.
>>542862421has literally noone thought about making a fried chicken restaurant that serves grape drink and watermelon?
>>542862421>Quantrivious
>>542862421Holy shit.How much did they manage to eat before they got caught?
sure, you'd need bulletproof glass.... but if you built it, they would pay.
>>542864977stinky jeet knows nothing >In the United States, the legal gross vehicle weight for an 18-wheeler is 80,000 lbs. After subtracting the weight of the truck, fuel, and the heavy refrigeration unit, the maximum cargo weight allowed inside the trailer is roughly 42,000 to 44,000 lbs.>If the cases weigh 25 lbs each: A trailer can legally carry up to 1,760 cases.>If the cases weigh 30 lbs each: A trailer can legally carry up to 1,466 cases.>Commercial food distributors do not load cases individually; they load them on standard 48" x 40" wooden pallets.>Pallet capacity: A standard 53-foot trailer comfortably fits 26 to 28 single-stacked pallets (straight-loaded or turned).>Cases per pallet: A standard food-service pallet configuration (the "Ti-Hi" layout) usually stacks frozen chicken cases 5 to 6 layers high, totaling about 50 to 60 cases per pallet.>Total load: 26 pallets × 60 cases = 1,560 cases total.>At the price point of $168 per case, a single fully-loaded 18-wheeler trailer is carrying an immense amount of value:>At 1,500 cases, the cargo value of that single truck is $252,000.
>>542865193Black names are so fucking stupid.
Gentlemen! Good evening, what have i missed? Would i be ahead of myself if i suspect it's another jewish trick using shitskins to disrupt white society?
>>542865531Yeah, niggers don't steal. Niggers also don't like fried chicken.
>>542867595you could call the restaurant "Not trying to be racist, but... you want some?"
>>542869124and put a dash of old bay in the flour.
>>542864709As much as I hate niggers in America It’s not entirely their fault. The government could ban all this ultra processed slop but instead they encourage it and advertise it specifically to niggers and lower class. Every year the FDA approves more and more poison that you can’t even pronounce that they’ll slip into the factory lines, calling it preservatives or sweeteners or something. When it’s really just dumbing down our population and making them obedient cattle more dependent on the system than they already are.If the government really cared about the longevity or prosperity of our society they would have deported every single nigger back to Liberia after the civil war in 1865. Liberia could have been a satellite state and the most developed country in Africa a century prior to other African countries independences and both groups could have thrived. But no. Instead force us together so we lynch, murder, and burn eachother at the stake, and mind fuck the whites to want to breed with these animals. I’m a victim of this brainwashing, I have a black women fetish and I fucking hate myself for it.Every day I daydream about what would have happened if we had a government that gave a fuck about us. But they only ever gave a fuck about themselves and their corrupt Ponzi schemes and their funny money profit margins. It’s fucking demonic bong bro. I hate my country so much. God fucking bless America.
>>542869436>If the government really cared about the longevity or prosperity of our society they would have deported every single nigger back to Liberia after the civil war in 1865.reminder that Lincoln knew them staying as free citizens would never work, and literally all his own post war plans were immediately abandoned after he was shot
>>542864647They could smell it, just look at their big nostrils
>>542869436>Reddit spacing You're welcome to join your nigger kin in Liberia.
>>542869592Seppos always say this as if he didn't get 600,000 people killed to free the poor niggerinos and wasn't some kind of mutt himself
>>542869765Fuck Reddit.>memeflagYou’re welcome to join your kin in Tel Aviv.
>>542864562that's about 40 Facebook Marketplace nigger plates
>Quantriviouswild that with names like that, they don't know how to read
>>542869849who?anyway emancipation didn't even happen til the south had already declared war & it'd been going on for more than a yearplus he didn't free the northern slaves, only the southern ones, to hurt the south, and it workedalso, also, who ran the slave trade?
>>542869868Nobody's forcing fast food down your throat. You just can't control your own impulses. Happens a lot with animals.
Not enough room for the watermelons?
>"If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that."
>>542865303kek
>>542870070Did I claim to ever eat fast food? I’m very clearly denouncing it in my post if you could take a minute to read it instead of sperging out over the spacing like some illiterate nigger.Take the memeflag off and then we can talk.
Stolen pallets of frozen chicken? wtf lolI had to fact check this story because it sounded so ridiculous. Can't believe it's real.
>>542870322Can you fuck off already nigger subhuman.
>>542862956SIX SEVENIXSEVEN
>>542864709It's called "killing with kindness."It's all about assuaging white guilt, rather than actually helping blacks.
>>542869124NO BEYONCE, BECAUSE BEYONCE DOESN'T FUCKING RHYME.
>>542862421>jessie mooreodd one out
>>542862421Um thats been debunked sweaty.
>>542870783
>>542866555Yeah it was probably pre-breaded "frozen fried chicken product" which is what you'll get at most chains.
>>542870460Imagine being a memeflaggot and calling someone subhuman. You’re not even human.
>>542863327KFC needs to be charged with inciting a riot and making they chicken too damn good nigga. WHATCHU MEAN THEY AINT GOT NO MO’ IT SAYS CHICKEN RIGHT THERE ON THE SIGN.
>>542863357Did you see how fast they got into a single file line as soon as Boss Nigga busted out the belt. Hot damn son I ain’t seen buck breaking like that in a coon’s age.
>>542870322>I’m very clearly denouncing it in my post if you could take a minute to read itit's important to keep one's expectations realistic with self identified "trolls"if they had no way to misinterpret a post to "frustrate you" like that's "trolling" somehow, they'd have no reply at all
>>542864562You didn’t hear about the highschool lunch lady who stole over a million dollars in fried chicken. These guys are amateurs at best.
>hurdur I can't read right>"can you even read bro?">haha I pretended I couldn't read so you would say that, you lost
>>542862421has there ever been a news story about 3 young black men thats been positive? literally one? ever?
>>542863451>no water>only soda>no real food>only microwave mealsNiggers can't cook dey food
>>542863533clean it up wagie
>>542862421>QuantriviousHe never had a chance, did he.
>>542870460you’re retarded and you lost that argument, faggot
>>542870906light ice....ALWAYS light ice.it costs more to freeze water, than it does to sugar the water.https://youtu.be/9yS4CPzfbqk?t=886
Who the fuck is buying stolen fried chicken
>>542871994it's not fried.it's salmonella raw.
>>542862956Add it to the list
>>542865302a 50ft trailer is going to be at least 4000 cubic feet. A whole raw chicken is about a third of a cubic foot. Thats 12000 chickens. They go for 5 bucks or so. So $60k. Its not hard to believe that a truck full of wings would be 4x that price. Plus you'd have some packing efficiency if just wings. Plus I'm sure I lowballed trailer volume. A quarter million going into a single semi is entirely believable. Those things cost a fortune to run.
>>542863327>>542863357It is fascinating how they are not trying to enter or leave, instead they are trying to exist in the same space at the same time.
>>542868225>throws away mental napkinwell thats that
Ive been listening to a lot of scary stories on jewtube probably made by some AI jeet to pass the time and help me fall asleepA lot of them involve truckers coming across fake broken down vehicles on a remote stretch of highway and/or sharp chain links across the road for them to slash their tires. I guess these nigz are the ones who are doing that type of that stuff.
What makes a shaver quantrivious ? Sorry I'm ESL.
>>542863372We also have special streams in our parks to make them happy.
>>542872353This happens a lot to truckers in third world, those traps are the reason why few people want the job despite the good wages.
my god, i've made the perfect restaurant.
>>542862421Quantrivinus is a good boyhe dindu nuttin
>>542872353Heard a crazy one where a bus in Turkey had to stop because of an overturned tanker trunk on a mountain road in the middle of the night. The passengers started getting off the bus to move away from the danger from the truck wreckage only to start dissolving from the feet up as it turned out they were talking through a pool of some kind of acid.
>>542868804Looks like Belarus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG-iLV_NJL8
>>542866515I wonder if the mother just said the name she wanted leaving the nurses to guess how it's spelled?>inb4 "the father"...yea, no.>>542872353>>542872460The P90 was designed to be carried by truck drivers in war zones. Only 20" long with, 50 round magazines (armor piercing) would make criminals rethink their life choices.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FN_P90
>>542863451This is just...enraging. And fucking sad. Even given enough resources to cover basic needs these people con't make decent choices concerning their own health.
>>542873903>these people con't make decent choicesthats why they are given money. Keeps them at home. They'd just be taking that food and causing chaos without it. Unfortunately we are in a hostage situation and there is no easy way out.
wow, I heard that israel had oil...we should take it.
>>542864367>>542864562mald more niggerfaggot.
>>542865193Philstavious is still the peak nigga-name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaIgq5j2Q8>if extraterrestrials have been watching humanity for thousands of years, what are the odds they would be tricked by jews?>If an advanced extraterrestrial civilization has been monitoring humanity for thousands of years, the odds of them being "tricked" by any specific group of humans are virtually zero.>From a purely logical and scientific perspective, an intelligence capable of long-term interstellar observation would operate on a scale that makes individual human deception ineffective.>1. Technological and Data SuperiorityAn alien civilization capable of watching Earth for millennia would possess surveillance capabilities far beyond our current comprehension.>Complete Data Access: They would have recorded the entirety of human history, language development, genetics, and cultural evolution.Objective Observation: They would see human behavior as a whole, unfiltered by earthly politics, biases, or cultural narratives. It is impossible to trick an observer that has access to the raw, unedited data of your entire species' existence.>2. The Scale of Advanced IntelligenceAnthropomorphic ideas—the assumption that aliens would think, react, or be deceived like humans—do not apply to advanced intelligences.>Macro-Perspective: To an outside observer, human sub-groups (whether defined by religion, ethnicity, or nationality) are minor variations of the same biological organism (Homo sapiens). They would study us the way human biologists study an anthill—unlikely to be deceived by a single ant or a specific cluster of ants.
>>542874580>3. Historical ContextThe premise of a specific group "tricking" an outside force often stems from historical conspiracy theories and scapegoating rather than objective reality. Over thousands of years, different human empires, cultures, and groups have risen and fallen. An advanced observer would view these dynamics as standard patterns of social evolution, resource competition, and psychological behavior inherent to the human species, rather than the result of a grand deception by any one group.
>>542874617i'm not here to save you from the universe.I'm here to save the universe from you.
>>542874755
>>542862421Moore's sister, Jawanna, got away with a suspected 5 pounds of fried chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nah_3vO0uhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRbm_yWYxxA
what civilization in this universe wants to be slaves to jews, muslims, or christians?
>>542875850>But christians don't want to enslave anyoneunless the jews tell you to.you know, Jews, your god the jews?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn45pl8yXzk>Google: carbon fiber lagrange 1 solar shield to destroy all life on the planet earthPhase 1: Sudden Global DarknessIf the shield completely blocked the Sun, the effects would be immediate:Phase 2: Collapse of the Food WebBotanical Death: Most plant life would die within weeks as internal energy reserves ran out.The Trophic Cascade: Herbivores would starve shortly after the plants died, followed quickly by carnivores.Phase 3: The Freezing of the OceansSurface Freezing: The top layers of the world's oceans would freeze solid within months.Deep-Ocean Exception: Hydrothermal vent ecosystems at the very bottom of the ocean would remain completely unaffected. Powered by geothermal energy rather than sunlight, these extremophile communities would become the last surviving life forms on Earth.silicon vs carbon, lol
>>542876132"And occasionally, dispassionately, they weeded."-A.C.C.
>We don't want to die!None of the entire universe wants to be gangstalked.
>>542876132seriously, silicon is far more abundant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE
do you have any idea how cheap a silicon L1 solar shield would be?
>>542876408>We'll fire nukes at it!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLUkgRAy_Vo
>>542876444just to be clear, im not threatening to kill your entire fucking species.I lack the capacity to do such a thing.but on the grand scale of things, it would be REAL fucking easy.
>>542876645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suhVyjs7d9k
>>542862421Javunte and Quantriviluscious are amazing names
>>542863327Looked it up it's Ghana. So these are even dumber than our homegrown kangz.
>>542876734OMG, did they kill an alien Grey?Did the jews make us take violent morons into our civilization so we would steal everything from us?I have to report back to them.how am I supposed to look good in this scenario?
>>542862421They left out Trash-awn!!!Losers.Trash-awn is the realest street nigga of them all!
>>542877053damn, we should let black people and jews kill us.-The Entire Universe.
my dad was a marine, and he HATED me.
>>542877335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvU2yGtO7AUI never got paid.
>>542877373I got treated like a marine by my dad, and I never got paid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mJtHPGpaZs
>>542870460you lost, tranny
>>542862421What in the world is your retarded black ass going to do with 250,000 lbs of fried chicken? How can you refrigerate it long enough to fence it? It would all spoil before you could sell it. They really don't ever think ahead at all.
>>542863175Lol. They think having roaches is related to cooking chops? I've never had roaches ever. I've moved into places that had them twice, but was able to get rid of them.
>>542863327>Camp of The Saints
>>542877611I realize I can't sue the marine corps...But I maybe can sue my dad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvdFfWOM2w4
>>542878083my dad was a little bitch who got paid.
>>542878117what now Gary?
>>542868225That's excellent work detective. You just made sargent.
>>542862421>Smokey and The Bandit 2: Electric Boogaloo>The Bandit is smuggling a quarter million dollars of fried chicken to the ghettoit's a movie in the making
>>542870783Interrupted the crime before they could get that far.
>>542869436There's honestly no telling how incredible this country could be if it weren't run by a bunch of grifting deviants. These people are depraved, disgusting and retarded. Good and normal people would never stand a chance. These people literally all worship Satan. It's a club of satanic sodomites and deviants.
>>542865063huehuehue
>>542874755you forgot already?
>>542878424your woman told you to forget...lol. and you obeyed.
>>542870783frying it is usually the last stagedoes that mean they stole a cooling truck?i mean, yeah, the cooling truck is probably worth more than a regular truck, but the contents are usually perishable and thus often not valuable, especially not when stolenlel
>>542862421Isn't there a video of them stealing from the trailer while it's on the highway? I remember seeing it and an Anon in the thread joking that they were stealing chicken. kek
>>542868804That's Belarus.
>>542872454>Moisturized>In my lane
>>542865193They do.
they've got a chatbot going wild in this thread
>>542862421No one transports fried chicken in an 18 wheeler.
>>542862421Oh, niggers.
>>542863451No eggsNo milkNo apples,No peasNo beans... Every fucking thing they got was pre-made
>>542862956chicken noggies
