What is your first order, Mr. President?
>>542862427nuke Indonesia
>>542862427nuke israelnuke africanuke india
>>54286242740 trillion to isrealkiss the wall
Nuke EVERYTHING
>>542862427All Indians are going back
Nuke America
>>542862427You will touch the wall and you will wear a small hat
>>542862427>designate jews as a terrorist organization>publicly execute everyone named in the Epstein files>get rid of women and nigger rights because that was a mistake>deport or shoot every shitskin and subhuman back to india/pakistan/isreal/mexio/afrca >carpet bomb the middle east with nukes
>>542862427nuke israel
>>542862427Nuke London, The Vatican, Saudi Arabia (yes all of it) and execute all billionaires
>>542862427TSDotalSubhumanDeath
college girls for every man!
>>542862427Launch nukes straight up.
>>542862591>nuke israel>nuke africa>nuke indiaReeling with the Feeling,Don't Stop Continue......You almost have my vote.
>>542862427
>>542862427Kill all niggers >but mr president-KILL all niggers>think about the children kill AAAAALL niggers
>>542862767best plan I've read so farexcept >>542862647 maybe
>>542862780>Launch nukes straight up.I kinna like this scientific version of Lawn Darts.
>>542862817nah needs to be bigger
>>542862427Resign
>>542862427Give me a room with a bed and a computer, then leave me alone for 4 years
>>542862891>didn't include indiawe smell you poo
>>542862487WHY THEIR CHYNAS LARGEST COAL EXPORTER AND NOW THEIR FLIPPING AMERICAN
>>542862427shut down 4chan
>>542862891Israel still exist on that map
>>542862891didn't you forget something?I mean while you're at it
>>542862958>>542862992taken care of with the fireball from the blast
>>542862427have donald trump charged for his many crimes. treason, insider trading, child molestation , contempt of court, etc
>>542862975fine, nuke poland
Flash my tits on live tv
>>542862427List of orders:1. evacuate congress and both congressional office buildings, and station a platoon of marines in the buildings, barring access to them2, evacuate and shut down every federal courthouse and federal building, put them under military guard3. have my way with anyone that's a problem, using black-bagging, wet works, mass arrests, etc, and use military bases to hold them all prisoner, deport all non-tourist visa holders and all immigrants4. make drug dealing an executable offense, DEA free to kill anyone they record dealing drugs on the spot5. seize all foreign enemy assets in the country including money, investments, and crypto6. execute by hanging anyone that betrayed the US for any reason including the slightest reason
>>542863076THATS EVEN WORSE THEIR GETTING A NEW AMERICAN BASE WITH MORE F35SONLY THE AXIS OF AMERICA HATERS IS ON THE NOOK LIST
>>542862427Nuke Tel AvivLeave the UNStrategic partnerships with China and Russia
>>542862427WHEN I SAY TARRIFS, YOU SAY SORRY
>>542862427Nuke Tehran.Demand their unconditional surrender.Proceed to nuke Iranian cities systematically in order from largest to smallest until they comply.Then I cut off all air to Israel.Then I station nukes in Taiwan.
>>542863076Poland is the only country statistically on earth that still likes you - without exaggeration
deport the jews to israeland THEN nuke israel
>>542862427Join the EU
>>542862427>What is your first order, Mr. President?
>>542863561that's not possible, they are all over the worldyou gotta first do something before anyone can prevent you from doing anything
>>542862427Everyone in government and anyone affiliated with will have their digital footprints and communications seized and investigated but my choosing of people.
>>542863026Not enough
Day 1 as president of the united states DO NOT APPOINT A CABINET OF ANY KIND. No running mate. Day 2 Remake the executive order to deport ALL illegals regardless of where they were born. Day 3, when the debate starts at the supreme court I attend the debate and I stand up from the presidential chair in the supreme court and shoot Chief Justice Roberts in the head and say "welp sorry but I'm doing what's in the best interests of the country. You can't prosecute me, because of the supreme court decision that said Biden wasn't responsible for trying to have Trump killed because he's indemnified for everything he did while in office, because he's just serving the country." Then I pardon myself just to be extra sure.
Day 4 I instruct ICE to, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, remove all illegals and place the entire army, airforce, coast guard, and national guard to whatever extent possible under the direct command of ICE. As the commander in chief of the armed forces I order the navy to evacuate all american armed forces outside of american territories. ALL of them. I also order the navies back and to stop securing european trade routes, they're only going to be securing the flow of goods to and from south america, and to and from japan. Australia and South East Asia will be left on their own as well and we're cancelling all overseas shipping within my power to do so. (can't stop the free market capitalists and I wish them good luck on their ventures but I'll not be protecting their ships.)
Day 5 I call Putin on the red phone and call him slavshit retard and drug addict and say YOU WONT DO SHIT YOU CANT TAKE UKRAINE then I hang up before he can respond. Then I call Xi Jinping on the yellow phone and call him a slant eye and a retarded marxist and say YOU WONT DO SHIT YOU CANT TAKE TAIWAN then I hang up before he can respond.Then I call Bibi on the gold phone and say christ is king and say YOU WONT DO SHIT YOU CANT TAKE PALESTINE then I hang up before he can respond.That should all about do it. Ought to fix the world overnight, that. Who cares if I get assassinated after? I won.
The problem is getting elected. Any one of us could fix america given a real position of authority, even in the senate or something we'd make a big positive change. I'm not an egotist to say my way is perfect pretty much anyone here could fix america it's the system that's flawed in that only the worst possible people who've spent their entire lives staying squeaky clean to get a speck of power can enter the system when it should be strictly meritocratic.
>>542862427Nuke Tel Aviv.
>>542862427>first orderWhopper with bacon and diet coke
>>542868604>and diet cokecould do with at least getting the secret experimental cokes from cola themselves since you're the president and all. Make 1 phonecall "debbie can you get coca cola on the line?" they answer "Hi, it's The President of the United States. I want the best can of cola you possibly have to go with my whopper today on the double. This is for a press release. Thank you." and then hand it back to debbie to arrange.
>>542862427No More RetardationEverything's Computer
>>542862427>e-every single nuclear warhead, sir?!>Yes, launch them ALL
>>542862427>What is your first order, Mr. President?Make it a Hanging offense for ANY court to disregard, ignore, or fail to abide by the US Constitution!STOP Recording all American's phone calls.Make Spying on Americans a Hanging offense! --> Including for Foreigners!Build NEW refineries every 150 Miles along the West Coast - & ID, NV, CO & NE.Repeal and Return ALL Banking laws to Jan 1980!Return Telephone Regulations to Jan 1980Take federal possession of all Interstates, to they will have consistent Laws & construction standards - Minimum Speed = 70, except mountain passes, Max = 95Make the ATF and CIA "Terrorist Organizations and start MASS Arrests, hold in Guantanamo Bay, CubaArrest Top 1,000 people at FBI, for 18USC241, 242, Spying, Insurrection, etc... --> Guantanamo BayMake Cuba 51st state, (after a 5 to 10 year wait, reintegration to our economy)Alberta - Put Obama right next to Osama (in alphabetical order)
>>542862427>abolish dual citizenship>abolish lobbyism>abolish any kind of cooperation with Israel>abolish any kind of cooperation with the EU>abolish any kind of cooperation with Pygmies in the Congo Basin.
>>542863259>TARRIFSNOT Sorry at ALLYOU have been charging Tariffs on US goods.Demoting US stuff over Canadien goodsFor 50 years or moreso, - NO!stop looking at our Dr license when we visit!give back the Land you stole from Americans in 1979
>>542867175This. The entire point of electoral democracy is to ruthlessly filter out competence so as to ensure ALL politicians elected are uniformly compromised and stupid.The real answer is the position of "president" can no longer exist (or it becomes a title for a de facto emperor) if anything is to be fixed.
>>542862427Make it treason to shill for a rival nation.
>>542862427Fiat revaluation and implement the lead-back currency, all currency is redeemable in ammunition at locked rates.International lobbying is the next thing, it's banned in perpetuity. Either they negotiate alongside both our president and our nation's congress but they are not allowed to base themselves in our nation, they must return to their nation post plea.Political Action Committees (PACs) without exception are also hereby ordered to dissolve or be labeled as terroristic entities, no politician will be allowed donations beyond individuals.
>>542863555>>>542863076>Poland is the only country statistically on earth that still likes you - without exaggerationI like Canada - and Canadians, B U T,-- When you start Bad-mouthing us....You can take your 14 cousins, and 2 neighbors between Vancouver and Bellingham - and go SUCK IT--- Come get the Stanley cup with the Canuks!\SOB
launch the nuclear stockpile at mt st.helen
>>542869635>Fiat revaluation and implement the lead-back currency, all currency is redeemable in ammunition at locked rates.>International lobbying is the next thing, it's banned in perpetuity. Either they negotiate alongside both our president and our nation's congress but they are not allowed to base themselves in our nation, they must return to their nation post plea.>Political Action Committees (PACs) without exception are also hereby ordered to dissolve or be labeled as terroristic entities, no politician will be allowed donations beyond individuals.YES!
Start suckin
>>542869739I can smell the charcoal...
>>542869721>launch the nuclear stockpile at mt st.helenWTF did Mt StHelens do to YOU?I think (Your) backyard is a better idea
>>542869721Would actually slow any possible eruption. Do Yellowstone pls
>>542862891Why is India and Israel still on that map
>>542869925>Do Yellowstone plsMuch better idea!need to drain Yellowstone Lake>>542869805there coming along now! :-)
>>542866570>>542866910>>542867070>>542867175>civil war speedrun any%>over by week's end
1. Institute a national policy. Friends above all. If you're America's friend, we have you 100%. If you hate the US you're fucked. If you're indifferent that means you hate the US. 2. Call Russia and tell them to return to 2014 borders. Enough fucking around. Refuse and Ukraine gets armed to the teeth. Warn that if they even bring nuclear threat Moscow and St. Pidorsburg get erased from the map. 3. Call China. Tell them fuck you Taiwan #1. Warn that any aggression against Taiwan or Japan and Nanking rape will look like a consensual orgy. 4. Fuck the middle east. Israel is strong enough. No more free money. Also Jerusalem and Bethlehem are christian zones. Expel both jews and muslims.
>>542863555>>542869646you guys are dumb
>>542870047JUICY>Inb4 you forget to rest them
>>542862427kikes and enablers raus!
>>542862427Nuke Pissrael
>Send all spics to Mexico>Send all niggers to Africa>You mean to tell me that all of the niggers and spics are out of America?>I’ll have a Coke, then.
Nuke America obviously.
>>542870081>Also Jerusalem and Bethlehem are christian zones. Expel both jews and muslims.Also make Lebanon part of Israel, BUT give status to Christians 1st in Lebanon. NO Muslims!(120 years ago Lebanon was mostly Christian, that's why France set it apart from Syria)
>>542862630>kiss the wallLiterally this, then just do insider trading and make my billions doing whatever the puppet masters want. Business as usual
>>542862630You're hired.
>>542862427Mass deportations of all illegals, anchor babies and jeets.Arrest 9/11 perpetratorsUse above as justification to deport all jewsArrest all subversives who complain (shabos goys)Declare war on IsraelNuke IsraelDirect HUD to build homes at $150,000 each sold at cost to the American citizenBuild NPP and desalination plants????Profit
>>542862427Execute all jews who don't self-deport to Israel
I give Isreal and Iran 10 nukes each and pull all resources stateside. Most of the world's problems will solve themselves in about a year.
>>542862427Israel is terrorist organization and round up all Israel supporters in all government and send them to gitmo, start asset forfeitures on these traitors.
>>542862427>Invade leaf land and secure the oil supply>Get the venezuelan oil supply cranking>Establish total control of North and South America, sink or shoot down anything that comes within 500 miles>Totally glass the entire middle east>Wave bon voyage to the euro globalists and kick back
>>542862427Ha Ha.I know.
>>542862427Mandatory subordinate waifus for all
>>542862427Blockade the Caymans and every other faggot pirate tax haven and send the Marines in if they don't turn over all the secret bank records and trillions in unpaid taxes and turn it all over to DOJ to start criminal investigations of the Epstein Class. I would do this fast, because they will kill me.
>>542862427The fat orange imbecile’s first order is to ban all media that is critical of his ever growing insanity.
>>542862427I order the Marines to kill Zelensky, Netanyahu, Ben Gvir, Merkel, Pedro Sánchez, and Macron; I declare the death penalty for all Jews residing in the U.S.; I will immediately expel Black people, Arabs, Indians, and Satanists; I will make all banks public property; I will free the countries of the Americas from their foreign debt; I order the invasion of Greenland and the Falkland Islands, and I will have a 200-meter statue of myself erected in front of the White House.
