Mitch McConnell is dead
embarrassing
lol holy shit.Who are they going to sacrifice now that they realized Graham's life force was probably toxic?
You think body doubles are on salary? It gets expensive fast
>>542863757they need to check inside the shell.
>>542863757His mouth looks like one of those ventriloquist dummies. Who knows, maybe there is someone inside his corpse puppeting his mouth to make it move.
>>542863757>senate not in session anymore>goes missingAre these niggers retarded?
>>542863757who?
>>542863757Good and I voted for trump
>>542863757>Goes missing again Are these people supposed to have cameras on them 24/7? I understand pointing cameras at politicians and celebs but holy fuck sometimes people take a break or go to bed. Guy is old as fuck of course he’s about to die.
>>542863757at least he was able to vote one last time before getting egible to be running for president
>>542863757Who had Mitch McConnell outliving Duncan Shiek on their bingo card?
why dont kikes just taxidermy his ass and plant him right back, noone would spot a difference
>>542864256ye who cares if he fails to show up to his job
>>542863757>Mitch McConnell is deadNO HE'S NOT! LOOK!
>>542863757Someone should issue a silver alert.
Why do Americans keep voting for these senior citizens?
>>542866102Fresh as a springchicken!
>>542866102Wtf I can't even do this
>>542866197They vote for their "team". Doesn't matter who the candidate is.
>>542866102Imagine the deluge of AI slop we’re in for when Biden croaks.
>>542866650
He is probably in a locked memory care unit. Wouldn't be the first politician in recent times.
>>542866650doesn't even look like the guy
>ID required for EVERYTHING except votingThey couldn't let the Save Act pass, it would ruin those rigged elections.
His clone only lasts 24 hours before it dissolves
>>542866895>His clone only lasts 24 hours before it dissolvesYou joke, but imagine having to wear that much special effect makeup and stuff and moving that slow to look convincing. Tough job for even the best actors and stuntmen to pull off.
>>542864238Ahh KikeFeedThe site with higher standards than right wing fag grifter Benny Johnson, firing him for multiple instances of plagiarism. Lard ass maggats adore him of course.
i'm scared bros how did they re-animate him for 1 day
>>542866102You can do as many flips as you like Mitch, that's not going to save you from the brain aneurysm
Hey isn't that the dude from Pans Labyrinth?
>>542863757Oh no. So can we stop paying him?
>>542863757He’s butt naked in the woods attempting signal the mothership with a handtorch
>>542866583That's what they made it for. After the Biden deluge they can shut down the data centers
Dont worry, theyll bring out his skeleton in a wheelchair this time.
baby meat withdrwals
>>542866765That got memory-holed so fast. Unreal.
His term is up in November and he's retiring so who cares anymore.
>>542868565Feinstein wasn't seen for like 2 years, and was voting remotely. She was in her 90's and drooling in a bed.
>>542869097They got rid of remote voting, so now they don't have to vote at all.
>accelerate
>>542863757>>542863839Like they just wheeled him out to "VOTE" for something and then locked him back up.>wtf is a term limit
>>542866102Chat, is this real?
what's funny is that the people in charge of voting for age limits are people who don't want age limits, lmao
>>542869097RBG was dead for months before they announced it officially.
>>542866102It's weird how slop gets better and better but still gives you shit like randomly combining boots and socks together.
>>542864115underrated
>>542863757didn't that nigga die like a month ago? got bombed at his hotel in ukraine? the guy who fucked underage callboys on company time?
>>542868509>baby meat withdrwalsThissss
>>542871553That was Ladybugs.
>>542866102Turtleman Still Got It
>>542863757he just went homethey lost him at his house
>>542863757Madam Tussaud's repossessed the wax statue once they saw what it was being used for.
>>542866197What makes you think there's any correlation between votes cast and which candidate wins?
Nigga been dead for 5 years, it's just that his soul died long before and is in limbo.
>>542863757Weekend at Mitch's
I hope he's suffering. Few people have damaged America as much as he has.
>>542863757A literal walking corpse, why do americans tolerate this shit from politicians? Aren't you guys supposed to be a democracy o algo?
>>5428666501) that is NOT Mitch2) look at that things teeth. That's not even even human. That's a fuckin reptilian.
>>542869097There must be some kind agreement on both sides of congress to not do anything about either side having congresspeople that shouldn't be there anymore due to age related illness.
>>542864256its just part of the news cycle it generates clicks. They have nothing else to write about.
>>542863757Death would be a mercy to him. How much do you want to bet he's screaming inside assuming he has any gray matter left?
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