The only true sign of a free country.
>>542864575We have those.99% of the time the toy sucks but that one time you get a race car oh yeah.Wait is this kid gambling?????
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>>542864720>Wait is this kid gambling?????No. These fucking things are though.
>>542864575Id rather there just be more chocolate inside or some pictures of hitler
>>542864575America has those, we just have laws that say inedible objects can't be placed in food, so the toy is kept is a separate capsule inside the egg.
>>542864575Lets be honest, shit chocolate and shit toys. They are terrible.
>>542864865and the toys are all slop. The old stuff was fun as hell.
>>542864840You want to eat a picture of hitler?That's crazy.Just crazy enough to work.
>>542864865>we just have laws that say inedible objects can't be placed in foodI just don't understand how fast and senselessly you have to be eating for that to become an issue.
>>542865009Why do you want to suck off a toy to get it clean?
>>542865002Edible pictures of hitler, you can tell parents it cures autism
>>542864575The one time America got it right for food safety. Kids that never had it before will bite down on it and bit into hard plastic. Inedible items should not be in food. Maybe if it is decoration on a cake.
>>542865103You break it open, take the toy out and eat both halves. What the fuck is going on down there that that's how you assume you'd get a toy out of an egg? You wouldn't even use your hands? lol>>542865259Maybe you have a point, because this grown adult I'm talking to assumed you had to put the whole entire thing in your mouth.
>>542865310You strated a thread about how we don't have these here and now you act shocked when I don't know about it???Fucking certified genius.
>>542865612>You strated a thread about how we don't have these here and now you act shocked when I don't know about it???I figured you'd have enough sense not to just stick the entire fucking thing into your gob and start sucking. Hope you at least took the foil off first, or do you need me to tell you to do that too before you eat something you've never seen before?You've definitely eaten the wax off of cheese.
>>542864575I FUCKING LOVE KINDER EGGS SO MUCH BROSLITERALLY THE BEST CHOCOLATE EVER
chocolate cigarettes and niggertitsthose were the days
>>542864575This is the reason why Millennials and Zoomers are doomed btw.>Be Germany>Invent Überraschungseier>Put collectibles inside, smurfs and hippos and shit>Boomer kids steal their parents money to bulk buy them as the ads tell them there is one in every 7th egg>Boomer kids keep stocking up and collecting them on Pokemon card levels insanity>Adult Boomers go to flea markets to sell the full collections or single figurines to each other with insane prices but really not much profit>Suddenly the market implodes because Millennials like Lego more>Collections are suddenly worth absolutely nothing>"Sorry son, I don't own the family home, ackshually, but the attic is full of rare 1980s smurfs and hippos in bikinis. That will cover my retirement home fees, right?"Be glad you Americans choked on them early on, so they were banned and the majority was spared.
>>542866287>Be France>create confectionary called "Baiser", aka kiss, made out of white sugar foam. >create a chocolate covered version and name it black kiss because of the color>Baiser negre>retard Germanoids mistranslate it, thinking it has something to do with Niggers>Negerküsse>gets called racistThe proper word is Mohrenkopf btw, Moor's Head. And it is not racist. Especially if you smash it between a Kaiser roll
>>542866781A similar thing happened in Canada recently with Cheese Nips.
>>542864575I remembe rwhen the surprise container was a lighter yellow and didn't have hinges.
>>542866781That sounds like an urban legend. Danes had negerbolle/negerkys before the Germans I'm pretty sure. it's called tête-de-nègre in French rather than a kiss.
>>542867298Did you guys ever call Brazil Nuts "nigger toes?"
>>542865009It's for kids, retard. It's a blanket law so kids don't dump a box of cereal in their mouths and accidentally swallow a toy car.
>>542864720Yeah, it was our first taste at lootboxes and collections. There's people in some countries that have entire sets from like 1980. I know my grandma had shelves full of that shit and I'm 40 so you know how far back this shit goes.If Logan Paul went on stream tomorrow promoting that shit, boomers would become unfathomably richer.
>>542867373>average american child>dumping an entire family sized box of cereal into his mouth in a single swallow like scooby fucking dooYou know what? That makes perfect sense.
>>542867373Funny how swallowing toys seems to have ever only been a problem for burger kids.
>>542865009>I just don't understand howPic related.
>>542866901Camem käse flavour?Japan mad?We have chocolate covered rice puffs, like a edible version of rice waffles that doesnt taste like a gulag and it is called Nippon. Love them.
>>542866287Wait, you guys had it be called that, too? In Brazil, we literally call that nigger tits, too.
>>542867688>Japan mad?Probably hongcouverites.It's a cheddar cheese cracker.
>>542866781in flanders we actually called them niggertits. because they look like a nigger's tits.but the government banned that word nowhttps://www.gva.be/opmerkelijk/na-zwarte-piet-nu-ook-negerinnentetten-verboden/24876520.html
>>542867298Putting licorice into chocolate sounds like an urban legend.No but seriously, baiser is the proper name for the thing and it existed both, tete a negre and baiser negre. Both are just the literal description of the color. why would a racist want to eat a nigger kiss or nigger head? And in heraldry, a tete a negre /moors head also exists which has no bad connotation either. In fact in Germany at least, every proper city had a Moor's street that usually had all the apothecaries in it, but recently they have all been renamed because muh racism. Erasing highly regarded merchants from history....so woke and anti racist
>>542867788I'm mad now you didn't get my amazing word play about Kamikaze
>>542865833Good thinking boss. This is the only way kikes will make it so. First they have to buy all them to make asmongold talk about he likes using them as suppositorys or something than everyone will by them
>>542867981>I'm mad now you didn't get my amazing word play about KamikazeI thought that was just German nonsense so I ignored it.
>>542867828Naughty. Did you also have white versions? Belginnentetten?At least we still have the goat Dickmann's
>>542865833You put wax on cheese?
>>542868342Holy shit, never noticed the natural segregation.
>>542864720>Wait is this kid gambling?????its not,gambling presuppose a chance to win a large value, and you cant say that any eggs have differing value, even tough you may prefer one toy or another. I.E there is no chance involve for all intent and purpose.
>>542868537Is the one on the lawn mower pointing at poleand?
>>542868643Can I have my foreskin back now?
>>542868537>natural segregation.Natural Order.
>>542868715https://youtu.be/inRYssriBPo
>>542868715Stop kvetching, keep stretching
>>542868342never seen the white ones>goat Dickmann'ssounds interestingthis country used to be so based, you woldn't believe. but woke ruined a lot of it.at least we still have the annual dirty faggot parade, they can't get rid of it because it's so old it is cultural heritage
>>542864720>We have those.No we don't
Ever since they removed the Brown part from monte it tastes much better and has become more successful
>>542869388>flag>weYou are an inside out nigger.Don't mumble regetone at me gay boy.
Bottle cap status?
>>542867438knick nacks and brick a brack.
>>542869890Nigger
>>542869975What the fuck did you call me?
>>542864575What the fuck is that trannified capsule?
>>542870203Ok jlow.
>>542870781He didn't mean it anon
>>542870848They made it so that you can't shoot them at teachers anymore or invert them to make fancy drinking cups. Sucks to be a zoomer i guess.
>>542864575jeets are destroying any chance of a future in your country and this is what you worry about>but Americacool jeets are still destroying any chance at a future your parents had and you worry about chocolate eggs in a different country? You people are fucking mentally broken
>>542872849Why are you having an absolute girlish mental breakdown about a chocolate egg?
>>542873011You made this thread not me you can't no u to me about caring. Any time I see threads like this it just makes me happy that you perpetual culture-less losers are finally going to destroy your own country. Sowwy not sowwy eh. Enjoy the jeets I am sure whining about America will make them go away
>>542873321You entered this thread for the sole purpose of shitting and pissing your diaper like a little fucking baby. That's what you did.>WAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD! IT MADE ME BOOM BOOM IN MY DI DI!Pussy.
>>542872692A truly gimped out world we live in.
>>542873512oh well, I recently discovered though that my favourite chocolate brand has increased their size from 100 to 125g and returned to aluminium foil packaging instead of paper and plastic as they did for a few years. Things are looking nice
