/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE girl EDITION Anonymous ID:3TyVsOPL Sat 29 Aug 2026 22:38:40 No.541663100 Replies: 37 ViewReportPREVIOUS >>541654743ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
Link to watch:https://dlive.sx/watch.php?id=293
>>542869227TYB. I take it you are filling in. Good work!
>>542869227ty baker
There was some sort of special with Sticks in the bayou>>542869302Yeah, I figured if OG baker had not posted by now, he wasn't going to. He is always right on time.
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>542869373I hope he's OK.
ACTUAL NON FAGGOT LINK TO WATCHhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/541244919/#q541245300
shit forgot the thing>morning gents
>>542869599Same. >>542869877Morning upside down anon.
>>542869877So weird that you guys watch Live with us on Monday mornings there. Do you no work?
>>542869373sticks is riding with Lear and the Baton Rouge PD. Lear took him gator hunting earlier in the week. Sticks said a while ago Lear was his favorite rn.
>>542869227>Where is OG baker editionHere late because vaction i try tomorrow, but next week I'll 100% get bread on time
dan showed up to work this week?
>>542869395no one cares
>>542870454Good to hear from you anon
There are new episodes today, right?
Anonymous opl voice chat. jitsi(period)free(period)org/DOGEVoiceChat
>>542870590Yes
>>542870590Tonight is a new episode yeah, after 2 weeks off
>>542869227Checking in, how all you Anons doing this fine evening?
Here's to another episode of TMJ contributing nothing to the show and talking like Obama
>>542870757Good anon, excited for the new episode. You?
>>542870779Who's TMJ?
>>542870854Tom Morris Jr
Is curtis dead?
Shout out to my lpbg goowops.Let's hope tonight's gonna be a decent episode.I'm wondering if Dan's gonna highlight some 9/11 stuff because they were off last week but I doubt it.>I had a haircut scheduled that morning
>>542870212>Monday morningfriday night in the US is not monday here lolit's saturday AM
>>542871093Kek
>>542871093>lpbgMy work situation changed so I can't watch as much as I used to, but I ran into another LPBG viewer in the college football threads last weekGlad it's still going strong
>>542870625Get in the VC quick! The canadian is passed out drunk!
>Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure Missed a few weeks since some faggot kept getting my IP range banned for like a solid month
he's gotta listen to that jetsons chime all day?
>>542870965He wanted a pay increase in the new season and Dan said no so that’s why we have to settle for black and retarded tom morris jr
>>542871226>some faggot kept getting my IP range banned for like a solid monthSame here in Houston
>>542871259>Dan said noWhat a jew.
stop wasting my time with these stupid fucking events
>>542871226last 2 weeks was no Live
>>542871226>Missed a few weeks>>542871276>Same here in Houstonwell you didn't miss last week was on breakso you can relax by at least 25%
>>542871226>>542871276I think they just banned huge ranges of mobile ips to stop phone posters from restarting and continued shit posting. No idea though, I can post on my phone and gaming computer at home, but the living room computer connected to the same wifi is range banned. Not sure how any of that works.
>>542871276Honestly I’ve thought about it and I wonder if leftists are trying to get as many anons range banned from /pol/ due to the upcoming midterms and they’re trying a new guerilla warfare tactic to stop anons from contributing to the /opl/ brain trust >>542871379My mobile ip was permanently range banned >>542871331I know that, this has been going on for almost 2 months
>I just grabbed a plate out of my garage today and put it onDoes he think that this is a good defense?That he just has random license plates in his garage and he just puts one on whatever car he's in at the moment?Take him to jail Danny
>>542871464/pol/ brain trust*
>>542871302I thought I heard you dead from cancer sad it not true I hate your gut in the name of pokemon
At least he is keeping it 100.
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
>>542871513Wow. You really let this general die. Sad.
>>542871464It's WILD the extents they go to stop a few dozen people from watching a stupid shoe for a couple hours a week and making jokes.
>>542871534Heya Stella how's your hammer hanging?
>>542871162based, pretty neat when that happens. It's a small board
>>542871598Just watching opl about to crack a voodoo ranger. You?
this is a fucking setup. i hate this bitch already.
>>542871593I was talking about /pol/ not /opl/ typo >>542871500 notive how there’s Ben a big downturn in posters over the last couple months but increased lefties posting their usual election season bullshit
somewhere there's 3 men who desperately need a sandwich
Guaranteed both these whores have ridden BBC
>>542871676
This dyke cop wants her box eaten.
>>542871652Got a new kitten, got a new job, just getting a little buzz before going to work. I hate my job already.
Lady cops are offering tattoo advice now I guess.
>talking about tats to whores>suspicious vehicle always down there drives awayquality work there bitch
Tactical tinkerbell uses Tacticool dildos
i want to buttfuck mcgothlin
Starting out in the bus station... Wow. Some real quality peace keeping.
>>542871760Pixie cuts are very hit and miss, but when they hit, it's great
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH
>>542871691professional certified expert>>542871697cheap replica
How fucking long are we going to stay on this
Lol. This dyke cop is just chasing pussy right now instead of policing.
>>542871794You gotta nip crime in the bud where it starts before it can blossom
no, i don't think she will be gettin back into her vehicle any time soon
please go to another scene what the fuck
>>542871803truth
>no show for 2 weeks>first episode after break>it's a complete snore festHoly fuck Dan, get the cameras somewhere that has more action
Late again! Hope everyone has a good Dan-less two weeks! Did Addy or Bryce show butthole?
I hope the Bradford police department chief is happy the first time his department is on tv it’s his lesbo cop socializing for 15 minutes
>>542871914She is so horny. She wants both of them at the same time.
>>542871914He’s probably sitting back trying to rub one off imagining it turn into a dirty humid sweaty lust filled Arkansas off-road threesome
>>542871226I get those from time to time. I got banned for half the summer because I made an obvious joke about being underage on /tv/.
i wanna see stix fuck someone up
now this is the nigger wrangling i tune in for
Look at that lovely real estate
Sticks is a better sideline reporter than Dan
I wonder if that decrepit wooden shack is on the market...
Damn it Sticks, move, I wanna see the camerawoman
>>542872210It is and you cannot afford it.
>>542872083The cop he's riding with a douche for doing the fucking safety brief on camera like sticks don't know the drill
>>542872263I was thinking the same she looked like a redbone stripper who I would stick and forget
Deputy zoomer is kinda hot ngl.
I always tell people nothing good ever happens at Circle K
>>542872297Sticks has to remain neutral and can’t even speak up if he notices something. He was saying as much on first shift tonight that he has to stay impartial as media.
Oof. He's left handed... Hard pass.
>>542870847Doing well, enjoying OPL live again. Just fed the animals and watched sunset.
>>542872368>nothing good ever happens at Circle KCircle K will forever be associated with Keanu Reeves in my mind
You're honor, my client was scared...
>>542872368Unless it’s on I-26 in the city of Colombia I’m not stopping
>>542872383>has to stay impartial as medialol they still pretending they do that
>Officer Broccolihead Bussin-Ongod
>>542872455>interview gang members>they end up dying some time after the interviewMust be a cursed couch
This is pretty boring, I'm going to youtube instead.>I'm oplhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rurhk1hadp8
Dan is going to be sued because sticks is acting like a consultant now
now THIS is classy
>>542871803What is it about Star Trek women?
lmao ABQ is such a fucking dump
New Mexico is such a fucking shit hole even worse than Ohio
Holy shit an entire illegal family.
>>542872605>now THIS is classyMobile home, checkBarbed wire fence, checkShirtless woman, checkCrying baby, check
yes please stop recording
>>542872547Nobody can know. Complete mystery.
I like how Dan paused there before he said "home". He wanted to say shit hole.
>>542872652domestic violence, check>>542872655she's probably 15 and pregnant with her second shitlet
>>542871623How has LPBG been recently?Does boobanon still show up occasionally?
>>542872593More like Dan shitcans Sticks and hires a tranny nigger
Great we get to watch an ad for faggot dating now 30 times a week for a few months
>>542872823haven't seen the maestro in a while unfortunately. hope he didn't get hauled off to the gulag by the tolerant modern gestapo in germany. there are laws about what he does in many places now.
>i just woke upwho wakes up at 7pm
>>542872547I know you're joking but people genuinely think like this. That is to say they don't think.
How much damage could she have done to that shithole?
>>542872930>wakes up>chooses violence
>>542872937No more than a heavy, sustained wind.
>between the door and IAt least she has good grammar.
>>542872930
>>542872655What's the logic of living in the middle of nowhere like this? Looks like the setting for courage the cowardly dog. I could understand if they had a homestead with livestock and fruits and vegetables but it appears they're just depressing alcoholics and drug addicts. >>542872823I haven't been around, I miss it ;_;I haven't seen boobanon in a looong time. I once reposted one of his pics and got a 3 day ban so I'd imagine he has to put up with something similar.
>from work related reasonswhy would he add that
Sticks been dealing so he knows his drug weights
>>542873038Honestly, I do kind of fantasize about living in the middle of nowhere like this from time to time. I drove across the country a fee years ago and that was mind first time in the desert. It really was beautiful and unlike anywhere I'd been before.
inb4 there's actually a body in the trunk
That would be a perfect disguise for a real body in the trunk.
>>542873038>What's the logic of living in the middle of nowhere like this?having some distance between you and your neighbors. at least that would be my logic for doing, and will be when i actually do do it.but for these people it's probably just that it's cheap.
>>542873094>>542873098I used to be able to hold nug of weed in my hand and guess the weight down to .1-2 between what it weighed on the scale… Also sticks would know it’s a cookie of crack to be a zip (oz)
Holy shit officer bubbles.
>>542873038>What's the logic of living in the middle of nowhere like this?that land is like 1500-2500 bucks per acre.
i remember an episode of COPS from years ago where they came across this nig pushing a water heater down an alley in a shopping cart. they detained him and before they searched him they did the usual "got any bazookas, ninja stars, bombs.."and the nig says "YUP" he claimed he was a ninja and actually had throwing stars in his pants.
>>542873202>the smell of weed covered up the smell of the body
season opener and we are missing a few...> bad las vegas cop anon> dinner anon> will trump make an appearance? anon> missing toenail anon> cartoon anon> webm anon
>>542873292I had some dude from some Caribbean island do some work for me and then he tried linking me into some scams he had going and told me he could arrange a fake marriage to get me citizenship of his island and then he tried to get be to buy real estate for like $1000 an acre in Arizona and I told him that land was so cheap because it was arid dry land with no ability to improve the land with utilities and he got mad because he said land will never decrease in value. I had to explain that the land in the southwest is so cheap because it’s essentially uninhabitable with no water or utilities.
>>542873433
>>542873480I don’t forgive the orange nigger for banning DJI. those chinks make the best drones
>>542873511They're still for sale in the US. There was never a ban.
did u guyz see that news choppa lady died in a crash the other day?
>>542873470>> cartoon anonPretty sure he is here.
>>542873602From resellers. Everything on the American DJI website is out of stock
>>542873681Yeah, pretty crazy
>>542873681fuel crisis takes no prisoners
>>542873681the pilot and someone on the ground too
I wish the cops would've just surrounded the pool and let him sit in there for a couple hours
He should’ve jumped like this other hero
>>542873681>You can’t pull up!?!Kinda sad it was then she realized her life was over
lmao honorary nigger
>>542873831agreed
Fentanyl straws. That's a new one.
>>542873681I’m glad it wasn’t Stu, but unfortunately he will probably be out of a job soon. His bitch ex wife won.
>his shirt says HOODS
nice show, dan
>>542873477hehwelcome too my worldi used to have a nigger neighborthat's how half of our convos wentfunnily enough, he was a conspiracy nut who thought he was recording ufos on the moon when bugs were flying around the lens it made for some funny/entertaining convosi could tell him anything and he'd believe it, unless it were something true, then he couldn't understand no matter what
>>542873898ok its not the stream then
So THIS is why I subscribed to Dan’s Patreon
>>542873900
Blows my mind that people ride dirty so carelessly
>I can't get his back door openHave you tried getting him drunk?
>>542874030they probably weren't the brightest bulbs even before they started doing meth or whatever
>Byrna stopped showing the AI generated advertisement with the black woman and the banana in the woodsWell that does it, I'll never buy one of their fake guns.
where is that tall arkansas cop that says "HUH?" all the time?
>>542874257probably in arkansas
>2-3 mt dews per dayi need to see how big it is
>>542874352that department is no longer on the show?
where toombs at?
>why'd you pour beer all over her?>BECAUSE
The pitbull actually seems well behaved
>>542874375jesus
I accidentally the whole thing
I’ve never had Baja blast but keep meaning to try it. I don’t really like soda. Is it any good?
>>542874636he was their handler, but the mountain dew fucked them up
>>542874649>2 liter of mountain dew>also a can of monster energyOh man, she said she drank 3 a day?This is kinda like a gay sci-fi version of the early colonists who'd drink a lot of beer because it was safer than water.Now it's a huge bitch with tattoos and a pitbull drinking sugar slop in her chevy cruze.
>>542874769it's like mt dew but with soap in it
>>542874840also said she was in recovery>fiends massive amounts of caffeine hmm wonder what she could be in recovery for
Anyone seen proof of life for Officer Downy superfan from xitter?
>>542874954No, and I just checked today before the show.
>>542874954Retards only live to 55 or so, he’s probably six feet under in his OPL/sonic the hedgehog coffin
lol this old bitch is hardcore
>>542874847I actually like a lot of things that people claim have a ‘soapy’ taste.
>>542873900checked. I know the type. Fortunately I don't even know where the closest nig lives now.
She drove into that car wash like it was a GTA Pay n Spray
>>542875066You must be black, niggers like drinking dish soap, look it up
ha my screen went black during that chase. what did they not want us to see or hear?
>>542875066I am glad I don't have the cilantro soapy gene
>>542875132dans jewish intern has been tripping over cables
>look at youyea look at her. clearly living her best life.also cute cop is cute
Just tuning in. Salka is looking sexy tonight
>>542875198I really like cilantro, but I wonder if there is some sort of pea gene. They taste so terrible to me they make me gag.
The fact female police exist is a sign of a declining society.
>>542875299>but I wonder if there is some sort of pea gene. They taste so terrible to me they make me gag.Ha! Maybe?
what a fuckin creature
Oh no don't say dinner.
>I'm havin' a lot of fun out here
Yo this dog park jam is a low key bop frfr
>>542875388Guarantee you she has like a dozen simps too. The sexual marketplace is fucked.
>>542875388do you think she will let one rip in the police car?
>>542875299I love peas. Is there any form of peas you can eat? Like pea soup?
THIS SHOW SPONSORED IN PART BY FAGGOT DATING
>>542875613Kek look at this retard
the jews stole his gas money?
this guy has a master plan that cannot fail
Do you have to be like actually retarded to get a DUI? Because I’ve only had like one close call out of thousands in my life. No I’m not proud of it.
>>542875674Jews 1, Baton Rouge Tweakers -23
>>542875613Damn look at that glassy eye
>>542875388Thanks webm anon
>>542873993kek>>542875087yeah, i'm in the deep southi almost got out, but the filth pulled me back
>>542875397Kek!
Always refuse the filed sobriety tests… 97% chance they will never let you walk away and fail you. My lawyer even told me to always deny the field sobriety tests because they are inadmissible in court unless you voluntarily take them and they record you. Also the on the side of the road breath test is inadmissible because it’s not the calibrated test you take at the station that actually is admissible in court unless you voluntarily take the road side test. You’re going to lose your license for 30 days regardless and check your state laws because in a lot of states refusing the roadside tests isn’t punishable, only refusing the calibrated test at the police station can give you an automatic DWI
>i know my rights>i thought the 4th amendment was the right to bear armskek
>>542875718I really think most people are poor drivers period. Booze just makes them worse in a way law enforcement cannot ignore.
hes not really panhandling. he is offering goods for money. panhandling is more like begging
>elect Jaime davisMeh, he looks like a nice guy
>>542875809your mom handles my balls pretty well
>>542875809depends how the statute is written
My scope can help find Trayveon Jackson
See even Dan is pushing propaganda of taking the portable breath test when you can refuse and the other Mickey Mouse club tests they try to make you do on the side of the road… the only test that matters is the calibrated breathalyzer at the police station
>>542875852>6’>150 lbsUnusually svelte for this segment.
Treveon dindu nuffin.
>>542875388holy shitlooks to be in her 20s but looks 50
>>542875852those were your balls? she thought they were hemorrhoids
>>542875955checked. i think she said she's 33.
jesus what the fuck was that shit in the middle of the intersection
>>542875502Fr frIts stuck in my head now Also miss the Turbo Tax jam
>Where's mom?Shes a lazy histrionic cunt and won't pick up the house or care for her children and I'm a cuck who allows this>Ask your doctor about Caplyta
>>542875576I can eat split peas.
>the confidence of knowing Shaq is in charge of your online security
>>542875984
>>542875890I often buy shoes from the local tweaker on the corner
>>542876174Do they offer money back guarantees?
>>542876220Yes, they are very helpful
>>542876024wish there weren't so many fatties in the south, but most women here look somewhat like that...completely fucked
>>542876118It's criminal how they obviously target women with these ssri advertisements. Also, what's the reasoning behind allowing drugs to be advertised with a listed side effect of 'suicidal thoughts or actions' ?Imagine allowing that for any other product or service?>Caribbean cruise lines>You'll want to jump off the boat by day 3Or how about:>White Castle>You'll wish you were dead tomorrow morning
>>542876145he's an fbi agent now
They should only send Dan to these ride along. Sticks is too experienced so he won't look like a goof ball.
Speaking of drunk Hispanics, I passed downwind of a few this evening on my run this evening who were so drunk my eyes started to water.
Were those dudes speaking cajun french?
>>542876274>low t fag detectedI love fatass women in the south who have thick thighs and big asses…. Nigs even tried to take that from us, but there’s nothing better than a white woman who hates blackies with a big fat ass and thighs while she’s riding your dick
>>542876328There is a law requiring side effects observed above a certain threshold in studies to be shared in these ads. Under no circumstances do I think psychoactive drugs (except booze and coffee) should be advertised on tv, but I’d imagine people used in trials for depression medication have a higher risk of suicide than the general pop, something that might reflect onto the list of side effects.
>just out ramming cars in some parking lotthat is some Cool Hand Luke shit
>>542876338Shaq has been a sheriff deputy for like 25 years… I suspect he only does it to buy fully automatic guns. It’s like basketball said Shaq got rich in college and he was known for selling drugs
the american dream remains alive and well in baton rouge
The last time I heard a shell chambered on this show, a cop pointed the gun at his own dick.
>>542876434nah, i'll passit's never proportionalsmall barely visible tits that blend into their guntsif they were proportional, that'd be a different storybut it's always big ass arms, small ass tits
>>542876525
>>542876656
lol at the nigger ads for gambling on sports and getting a cheap lawyer
>>542876643Not always. I have noticed that the short ones are more likely to be stacked. Not sure of the genetic or physiologic reasons for this.
>>542876656My cock looks like ETs finger
DON’T KILL YOUR DOG
absolute UNIT
>>542876643Northeast Yankee women all look like skeletons or a tranny with big tits and a male body… Out west all the women are Mexicans or Indians if you stop at a strip club in Albuquerque
>>542876797goddamn
>>542876822
>>542876629>a cop pointed the gun at his own dick.
>gosh dog. see what I did there?She’s a cunning linguist
>>542876938Yes! Thank you!
Would sticks intervene if one of the suspects tries to pull a fast one?
I don't trust that dog.
this dog has seen some shit
#savethedoggo
we got this bros
>>542876057do you like that volkswagen song?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aO5IM_zI0JU
>>542876766that would be some irish womenused to see them in perfect proportion, but it's fewer and fewer these days>>542876802maybe...when i visited the midwest and west, practically everyone was in shape, but that was a while ago...they have real shitty attitudes
>>542877030That is excellent focus on that camera
>>542877010Sticks is unarmed and that’s why he was crying about it since he knows he has no choice but to run like a bitch if someone decides to get active
MIEBOohhhhh yeaaaah
>>542877073There can be only onehttps://youtu.be/_-kqUkZnDcM
>>542877180Do you know how it works?ohhhhh noooo
>>542877180For some reason then”science” can’t understand why meibo works… It just does chud “trust the science”
dan just give us 8 hours of baton rouge every weekend
>>542877263Lots of drugs we use we don’t know why they work.
>>542869395LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!you post this every thread, no one cares about it but you.if you kill yourself, you won't have to keep being bullied on here for being a faggot.
Damn that woman is fat.
>>542870625
>>542877307Like aspirin and magnesium… don’t ask questions chud
>>542877355He’s worried his side chick is going to see him with his baby momma
Is she gonna speak to the manager?
RIP to that guys Airbnb
I guess officer Kate Kutie is on vacay
Dumping the drugs for sure
Rate tonights episode bros. For me, it's a 5/10. Not the best but also not the worst. The louisiana parts saved it.
oh boy. sticks eats aligator nuggets or something. this is gripping shit dan.
>>542877712He looks like Tom Morris jr
>i would love a sample
>feels sheeit mane
She wants him so bad
What a humiliation ritual
Man, that looks really good
Thank goodness we finally have wet Willy’s to go
what the fuckwhy salt on the lid?
He’s literally contributing to drunk driving
>>542877845I had something like this in Savannah. I was fucked up.
>>542877877>why salt on the lid?I have no fucking clue, it sounds ridiculous
Sticks macking the sistuhs
>one of the fattest states in one of the world’s fattest countries likes sugary additivesGee whiz, Sticks.
>>542877937she fuckin winked at him
Sticks is such a drunk loser. He's had a drinking themed talk show. He just had to sniff out the alcohol spots he wanted to visit in LA. Fucking pathetic.
>take extreme care to avoid self injection...what happens if you fail in this mission? does it turn you into a cat?
I guess the 3% beer laws in Oklahoma didn’t stop sticks from becoming a major alcoholic
>>542877877>why salt on the lid?i bet ur supposed to drinkthen lick the lidlike tequila shots
Dan wants to know if they have Manischewitz slushies
>>542878050Step your game up NC is like 15% now for beer and wine
naturally the most interesting thing happens in the last 2 minutes
>>542877914take a sip and lick the lid? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>542877877Usually any drink with tequilla seems to get a salted rim- it really counters the gasoline flavor the tequilla well
>>542878016have a drink and relax
