Why are millennials suffering from arrested development?
>>542870171Nostalgia maxxing. Also they have no kids to buy toys for so they buy them for themselves.
>>542870171Can you blame us for wanting things to be like they were when we were kids? Zoomers had a soulless childhood so they wouldn’t understand. They were already born into a broken world.
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Its a behavioral sink from delayed reproduction. Instincts are still telling them to provision toys for non existent children. Same nesting instinct as millennial women filling houses with Eat, Pray, Love crap
I got a rare holographic mew from ToysRUs back in the 90's. Some crack whore stole it
>>542870304>no bad thought no bad feel no bad words Grow up and stop playing with toys faggot.
>>542870171we're the only ones keeping our sanity in a world full of stupid people
I was lucky enough to have been able to go to the Toys R Us that was in Times Square. Probably the best place you could ever be as a mindless consuming child
>go to toys r us>walk the entire store looking for the Paw Patrol aisle>buy whatever the largest toy with the biggest price tag is for my nephew>go to the aisle with the most pink crap>buy whatever the largest toy with the biggest price tag is for my niece>pick up a booster box of MTG for good measure to draft with the boys>shake hands with Geoffrey on the way out>total price: $500, shits given: $0Boomers (greedy) and zoomers (poor) will never know the raw power of such spending.
>>542870171They were raised by fucking boomers man, thank God that shit missed me
>>542870171What are you talking about? You're looking at a corporation that was bought by a private equity firm, who proceeded to strip it of all value.And now, suddenly, for some reason, they have discovered that willful retardation is not a sustainable business model.Laugh. Laugh at these fucking clowns.
>>542870171Are Toys R US opening new stores??! POGGGGG I WANNA GO THERE. I remember when I was a child that I bought a skateboard from there! POGGGGG
>>542870171Why wouldn't they? The future was stolen by jews, jeets and women. Best to turn back and at least feel something.
>>542870304>>542870470>Enjoyment is weak and gay>You should spend your days getting mad at politics and creating cuck porn scenarios in your head
>>542870171Probably due to there being no hope or future
>>542870171I mostly saw Toys-R-Us in passing as a kid.I only got to go in one once. Didn't even pick out anything.Now? I can afford whatever I want. But there's no more Toys-R-Us.[spoiler]Shopping for birthday/Christmas gifts in person is actually something I'd really like to do, than order cheap Chinese crap from Amazon.At least then I can see whether or not I'm getting scammed.[/spoiler]
>>542870470 I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kidThey got a milliontoysat Toys RUs that I can play withIdon't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R Us kidThey got the best for so much less, it'll really flip your lidFrom bikes to trains to video gamesIt's the biggest toy store there is (gee whiz!)I don't wanna grow up, cause baby if I didI couldn't be a Toys R Us kidMore games, more toys, oh boy!I wanna be a Toys R Us kid
>>542870766FAO Schwartz in nyc was really beautiful back in the day too.
>>542870171Because Jews literally ripped it from their hands, Toys R Us was bought by some private equity kike and systematically looted.
>>542870171As someone who is almost 40 I think I can answer this. Our childhood and formative years were before and during the time the world changed to the modern world. That world clung for a while during internet 1.0 days and was gone by about 2007 and become distinctly modern, the era we live in right now. I don't act like this myself, but I sympathize and understand where it is coming from for those that do. It's some kind of deep seated trauma response and they are reaching back trying to live in the old world. All generations feel nostalgia for childhood, so imagine childhood plus old world combined. The 90s had more in common with the 1950s or 1960s than the current day has with the 90s. If you watched movies or cartoons, watched documentaries about, or heard stories from your parents or grandparents generations DURING the 90s about decades of old it was apparent that although the culture in the 90s was unique to the 90s, it was still the same world as the past. We just had new music, new fashion, new media, new video games, and these fancy new and upcoming things called computers connected to the internet that were exciting. But the connection to the old world wasn't broken yet.Hope this makes sense.
ToyRUs should've been selling video game merchandise/toys decades ago. Would be their top selling items. Shit even I would go pick up a halo helmet for Halloween.
>>542870171I know it is weird but I buy warhammers and other table top minis because when I was too young to work my parents refused to buy any of it for me. Although I got rid of the bug now and don't really do it anymore it was just some random thing I felt I had to get off my chest in my mid 20s when I finally had a decent job. >Pic related.
>>542870470Make me little kike. Come try and take my toy truck, see what happens. If you play nicely then it’s ok.
>>542870470nah thats cool im comfy
