>>542870226CIA
>>542870226>quantrivious >arrested for stealing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fried chicken We live in a simulation.
>>542870226Oh it’s a nonstop comedy show here. A minstrel show I think they used to call it.
Ima name my baby Quantrivious. Quantrivious Shavers. Yeah that be a good name
>>542870615They don’t think it be like it is. But it do.
>>542870226They were trying to classify them as a new type of ape.
>>542870284See eye eh
Illiterate uppity nogs trying to look sophisticated...
>>542870226Their mothers literally just make their names up on the spot.
>>542870798>hair color black>eye color brownWhy do they even write that information down, not like niggers can have any other colors
>>542870226His wasn't the silliest name in that crew
>>542871014>>TrashawnFull formal name:Trash on Lawn
>>542870226I knew a guy named Dredarius. Pretty cool name actually.
>>542870798His parents must have been big Warcraft III enjoyers
>>542870798free my nigga teetee
>>542870798They tried real names and came up with Anfernee
Sorry to say this but I like Evander Holyfield
pol names them.
>>542870226Quanita/Qanita is an Arabic/Swahili female, but sounds Spanish, so probably some black women have that name and they add -ious because it's a Greek/Latin male name suffix, probably because of its association with Greek college fraternities and therefore sports.They also frequently have names starting with La- or De- because there's an American tradition of giving surnames as first names (Tyler, Cooper, Carter, Mason etc.) which comes what noble families used to do and this how French surnames are formed (Dupont, Dubois) so how they would do it in Louisiana. This is also why they name their son after their father and put numbers after the name. However, they can't change their actual surname without legally registering a new one which is too complicated.From these rules you can get a name like DeShakirious or LaRashidious Williams III. There is no rule the root has to be Arabic, it could be anything so you could have DeMichael or Lakotavious.
>>542871604>Quinquoondokek
>>542870849They can have red hair
>>542870226It stems from this stupid fucking show from 1977. Basically during black liberation movements, black women would start giving their kids African sounding names. Because they were illiterate as fuck, they kept pushing bullshit names that strayed from the typical inheritance of last names from ancestors owned by slave owners.
>>542871604Roll
>>542871604Niggas sheeit.
>>542870226obviously his mom wanted him to grow up and optimize high frequency arbitrage algorithms
>>542871841There is a rule for how they name, it's just pointlessly esoteric >>542871841 for example >>542870798 Tichon is a common Greek name, and they added the sports suffix -ious to it so Tichondrious which is made up but still has inexplicable martial quality to it if you don't know how it was formed.
>>542870849Some have blue eyes
>>542872011>>542871631
>>542870226*Chick Hearn voice*He's 5'10", 6'2" with the afro
>>542870226Cultural ODD. Whites are getting in on this too, what with all the Braxtons, Oakleighs, you find once you leave the suburbs.
>>542871604Rolling
>>542872266>Alexis PikeFigures
>>542871604The reason they do this is because Swahili is agglutinative, meaning words and names are formed by adding or removing syllable parts from it. They will have taken the roots from common names, so Ja- from James or Jamal, Ty- from Tyler or Tyrone, Quan- from Quanita or Quinn.
>>542870798sounds like a fucking Plague Marine namehttps://voca.ro/17vyI4MEKFjX
>>542870226If anyone is interested in an actual answer, there’s a really interesting history behind this. Back in the day, black people were really fascinated by regal sounding names originating from cultures that were viewed as prestigious. This is why names such as Darius (Latinized Iranian origin), Malik (Arabic), Marcus, Virgil, Hector, Caesar (all Roman), as well as Antoine, Francois, Jean, Pierre, Marie Louise, Celeste (all French) were and are all so popular amongst Black Americans. But that doesn’t explain the funny names? Yes, but then you have to remember that black people, up until very recently, lived overwhelmingly in the American South, where the double first naming convention was and still is common. This practice is also known as “double barrel” naming, which has historical origins from the aristocracy. Take, for example, first names like “Anna-Beth”, “Jean Pierre”, “Lily Rose”, “Noah-James”. Again, these are all first names. So when you combine unique and unconventional antiquated foreign names with the “double-barrel” naming convention, combined with lack of knowledge about the proper way to form names, and where/how to add suffixes, if any at all, and you get interesting names like Daquarious, for example, which clearly takes its inspiration from Darius and Aquarius, and possibly some French names. Over time, the naming conventions became degenrated and less formal, and so the names became more nonsensical and less respectable. A black guy names Cassius Atticus Williams sounds badass, but Deshontay just sounds odd to most people.
>>542870226Because they are retarded
>>542872428Deshontay would be DeSeanté. French names often end in é which they spell as -ay
>>542872492or DeSeantèthe Qua comes from Kwa which is a word common root in Swahili and in Ghanian names (Kwame, Kwasi)
>>542871604Damn I see you Daquoicious! Let me see what mines gon be
His mother was smoking DMT during the pregnancy.
>>542870226This is still the best
>>542870798Tichondrius sounds like a disease, which is quite fitting for a nigger.
>>542872428>A black guy names Cassius Atticus Williams sounds badassWe wuz Cassius Niggers are so cringe
>>542870226cuz dey mamas and dey papas has da mental deficiencies
>>542870798>tichondrius timmons"What lil Tihh-ch......Tiiiiichmmd..... Tieechjjr..... awwww fuck it! What lil nigga gonna do?!"
>>542872428>But that doesn’t explain the funny names? Yes, but then you have to remember that black people, up until very recently, lived overwhelmingly in the American South, where the double first naming convention was and still is common. This practice is also known as “double barrel” naming, which has historical origins from the aristocracy. Take, for example, first names like “Anna-Beth”, “Jean Pierre”, “Lily Rose”, “Noah-James”. Again, these are all first names.This is because families would give their child the mother's maiden name which could be double-barrel to keep it in the family since thei surname would be father's name, exampleMary Robert-Lee marries David Jones, the kid is called Robert-Lee Jones, or Bobby-Lee Jones which can be a unisex name.
>>542870392that is not a trivial quantity
>>542871600>Evander Holyfielda proper name apparentlyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evander
>>542872492They want to larp as something they're not due to their inferiority complex. Check >>542872428
>>542874213*obviously if this was a girl her full name would be Roberta-Lee Jones if they remembered where it came from which they probably will not, so you just get Bobby-Lees everywhere.
>>542871600>Apologizing for his opinionPeak cuck.
>>542870226Jews help themEbonics &Yiddish are both fucking hysterical
>>542870226>less than 6ftBRVTAL...
>>542874789Jews are giving retarded nigger names to niggers?
>>542879236jooos give retarded names to joooslook at this one: gadi eisenkotGadi is a Hebrew name meaning "my fortune" or "my luck."eisenkot translated from german: ironshitso the future prime minister of isreal has the beautful jooo name:my fortune ironshitnot even a nigger would want that one, eh?
>>542870798>>542871388>>542873896my niggers momma played wow obviously
