>"Now that all of the Trump administration is incarcerated, Woke 2.0 is officially in effect. Here is your state mandated girlfriend."
>>542875639>Sir, I think there is a mistake. I've seen this one's cunt on the internet.
Cunt status?
>>542875746seen it.
>>542875639can I get a refund? this product stinks
>>542875639>Here is your state mandated girlfriend."
>>542875733See, it's right here on the internet, her cunt.>>>/b/954003295
>>542875746Seen it unfortunately
>>542875746Seent
You guys idolise women too much.They are good for sex, sure, but they are annoying in the long term.Best is a woman who don't keep your free time away but you know it's impossible.
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>>542875639my question is why countries that are dying are not forcing women to breed?
>>542875639Women cost a lot and we live in difficult times.Legalize prostitution is way better.
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>>542875746Would
>>542875639Seen it, I have. Indeed, would I.
>>542877206I would choose this over >>542877228
>>542875639Eww, you can keep her.
>>542875639wait, we will actually be assigned female losers? I want one so bad
>>542875639I can NEVER look at Pizzacake the same way after seeing that fucked up porn nsxfdw made of her
>>542875639Fat clits are legitimately disgusting
>>542877777Kek'd Check'd But still would FECK.
>>542877817Humanities aren't a meme degree. I'm tired of hearing that. Some of those guys are have a really good head on their shoulders. They basically have to read which puts them on a different level than the average zoomer just for that alone.
>>542877817>This incel thinking men have any choice about womenKEK, her body, her choice.
>>542877817>300k salaryDivorce waiting to happen.>hotDivorce waiting to happen.
>>542877817smart humans have ruined the earth with their machines and bombstotal nerd death
>>542875746>"Did we own the Chuds"?Yea, they're gay now.
>>542875639I have already seen it on the internet; may I have another one?
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>>542875639She's canadian
>>542875639BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED. I'm in love with pizzacake. I want to make out with pizzacake. FERAL SWEATY BED-BREAKING SEX WITH PIZZACAKE.
>>542875746I can smell it
>>542875893>SexI know most of you have never had it, but you're not missing anything. I had it from 16-36. Haven't had it in the past 10 years because I stopped wasting my time on women. Don't miss it at all.
Seen it where, exactly?
>>542879436every pizzacunt thread
>>542878072more like they fixed it
>>542875639wow, a hooker, now I have a source of income for all my vibecoding.
>>542877817>>542878066Still, a relationship where the woman is more attractive than the man is more likely to last than one where the woman makes more money.
>>542877817PhDs don't earn that muchAnd they're overqualified for most companies
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
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>>542875639>woke 2.0Do zoomers think history didn't exist until they reached adulthood or something?
>>542877817nobody in this photo would want me
I will accept nothing less than a prime Abby Shapiro. Ben also will have to live with me though and I will be forced to debate with him at least 2x a day. It is part of the contract.
>>542875639In your weird fantasy Democrats are better Republicans than Republicans and actually get the state mandate girlfriend program implemented
Trump is the most Israeli president the usa has ever had.
>>542882968you mean taxation?
>>542882968Fuck you too dude
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3uwWfrszYZk
>>542875639This is all well and good until the state forces you to marry a Lindsay Clancy supporter.
>>542878110>>"Did we own the Chuds"?>Yea, they're gay now.KEK
>>542883516I thought that was the president of Mexico for a moment.
>>542875746sneeded
>>542877817Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
>>542875639Thank you. I'm taking my feral Lainey and going home
>>542876033Degenerates don't "give up" on bad ideas, they continue until they're dead or chained up.
>>542875639>no asstime for revolution, comrade
>>542882743Ty for the blessings
>>542877817if the top will discuss literature with me and let me be a parasitic house husband ill take one
>>542879340LOL, THIS ONE IS PERFECT
>>542877817>Bottom left100% toxic poison. Can tell she's a bit of a retard, too. She looks like a mid bitch at best that relies too hard on makeup.>Bottom middleCutest of the trio, but will 100% cheat. Party girl that only lives to ride cock and have an easy life through the status and wealth of others.>Right bottomThe most normal of the trio, but is still poisoned by Tiktok. Solid 7.5/10 that wants a 10/10 chad or she will cheat.>Top leftmostCute, but is probably impatient and prudish. She appreciates a normie man who isn't a freakish NEET or a horny sexpest.>Top leftMost normal of all 4, but will cheat if a hotter guy comes along. Wishes she was hotter to earn Chad's piss.>Top right100% loyal and respectful waifu, could get prettier with the right encouragement and support. She looks like she has a good heart and will appreciate a man for all of eternity>Top rightmostFunny, wife material, has freaky fetishes that she wants to share with you, will also appreciate you and be a lifelong companionI didn't even look at the salaries or IQs, answers would be the same if they made 20k a year at retail
>>542884620It is my pleasure Portugal Anon. See you next thread where I can prove that POC will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be.
>>542884776I'm sad but not a virgin. Also since I am Portuguese I guess I classify as a POC according to 4 Chan.
>Please god make it happen
>>542884749Bottom: insufferable bitches who will take your money and fuck up you brain until you desire a shogun in your mouth.Top: Rather masturbate to porn. Also 4th one looks like that crypto scam jew rat
>>542884842K, I just bless threads. I'm not your therapist or anything man. But I got a good feeling about you, even if you are a POC. I feel you will be infinitely more successful than any of THE OTHER sad virgins on this site will ever will be.>/pray /bless
>>542875746Seent and no amount of bleach will cleanse.
republicans are just democrats from 10 years ago so we'll actually be getting woke 1.0 redux pretty soon
>>542877817>here's your trad azn waifu bro
>>542875639Oh God no
>>542885265*goyfriend
>>542877817>jew on rightIF YOU KNOWYOU KNOW
>>542885302That chinkess is so fucking ugly. She's like a Junji Ito character, but even worse somehow
>>542877817if the bottom is 98 iq,i will pick the 140 iq one. If the bottom is at least 120, i will pick the bottom.
