J.P Morgan is one of the largest financial institutions on the planet and is a founding member and key board member of the Federal Reserve. They have divisions on everything and anything from crypto to potatoes analyzing trends, global events, and all kinds of information and inputting that into computer models that predict the price of things like a gallon of diesel at the gas station in the near future.J.P Morgan on September 17th, 2026 for the first time in its history shut down its commodities division because what the model was outputting was so catastrophic that merely talking about the future price of Diesel would trigger more economic chaos so they chose to not talk about it and pretend it isn't happening instead.It's like if you knew the stock market crash in 1929 was coming and talking about it would only make matters worse.
>>542876162welp gg
where does it say they shut down their entire commodities division
>>542876162I am glad talking about the future is causing the rich to shit themselves wonder what took them so long
>>542876296Right here: >>542876162
>>542876524kek
>>542876524it doesn't say that though
>>542876162How close are we to shit actually for real, not two weeks away, hitting the fan? Seems like we’re close my fellow niggerbros.
>>542876343>I am glad talking about the future is causing the rich to shit themselves wonder what took them so longtheir logic was that the Strait of Hormuz situation would work itself out one way or another by September.Either the US would win or Iran would win and the US would accept defeat.Retarded shit.
>>542876162NetanyaQue predicted this
>>542876343OP is a dumbass. Normies can't into finance so don't listen to them.
>>542876571Read this part >>542876162
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>>542876571Are you retarded? First sentence of the second paragraph:>J.P Morgan on September 17th, 2026 for the first time in its history shut down its commodities division
>>542876638>>542876631that's what the op says, not what JPmorgan said as far as what i can find online
>>542876601Orange nigger thought he could just blow up their leader and that was it. Silly man
>>542876660I searched online for the words>J.P Morgan on September 17th, 2026 for the first time in its history shut down its commodities divisionand found this >>542876162
>>542876672the jew wall street traders were just as stupid.Imagine being cavalier and optimistic after like March.
>>542876162>keep seeing this thread spammed everywhere>zero links>no article saying this anywhere
>>542876739kys migger kike traitor piece of shit
>While no such closure took place, the bank did make significant headlines on that exact date regarding its commodities research. According to Reuters, J.P. Morgan announced on September 17, 2026, that for the first time since the outbreak of the regional war in the Middle East, it no longer has a clear baseline view or predictable model for the oil markets.
>>542876739looks like all the bots fucked o->>542876836nvm
>>542876627Meh it's fun to believe lies that make me feel good.
>>542876162The stock market is at ATH. America is winning. You lost, tranny
>>542876601I'm fine with that. I hope they keep believing it.
>>542876596Believe it or not anon. We are exactly just two weeks away
>>542876162The silver fix just got fixed.It's off to the races, boys!
They sold their commodities division (excluding oil and PMs) over 10 years ago.
>>542877978Right, and now they're saying they can't be bothered to estimate the future price of oil.
>lol
>>542879234Call me when this geriatric cunt cuts off the governor's head or has her boys do it for her and lets the world know she's a judge among men.
>>542879234Anon, I'm a big time schizoposter (Israel did 9/11; Podesta murdered Jon Benet and Madeline; Spielberg anally raped Heather to death; Federal Reserve Act and Jekyll Island etc.) so I'm not squeamish about "conspiracy theories."The image you posted is babble. Pic related (taken from the bottom of your image) is everything you need to know.
>>542876739Hence why it's a garbage thread
>>542879647You can't shut this down: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cq0m3gmv8n7ko
>>542876596Shit is already hitting the fan, retard. Diesel is $6/gallon and some states are outright out of it. Word is there will be a trucker strike October 1st.
>>542879864>some states are outright out of it.no they aren't, you fucking retard
>>542876162>When control of the market is attained manipulation is perhaps inevitable.
