Humor!
I’m trapped in this place.
>>542908296I don't get it
>>542908296>expectations subverted
>>542908603This gif is posted in rekt threads all the time. The joke is that nothing actually happens. It's regular ass footage of a car wash that is long enough so people watch it waiting for something to happen to either the guy directing the cars in, or to the cars themselves.I wonder if the guy here's ever seen this clip circulating and wondering why he's so popular around here.
>>542908603You expect it to a be a gore video, but nothing happens and it's a normal boring video. That's the joke. It's not so much "funny" per se, but rather more "gay" and "terrible"
>>542908296Is the joke that I got tricked into watching a minute and a half of nothing?
>>542908603pol is a fed run honeypot psyop op designed to hold your attention with the expectation of decent content somewhere maybe and nothing else
>>542908296i was hoping nothing would happen to the kid :,)
>>542908296The actual humor is if there is ever a real carwash rekt vid nobody will know because of this vid
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>542908867>>542908603This is a fed run site. Do you think 24/7 year round for years "CHUG - Comfy happening in Ukraine" and UHG Ukraine Happening General threads, PTG - Trump threads, Monke Putin, HAPPENING threads about mundane mainstream politics etc etc etc etc are organic?I mean come on reatrd
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>>542908296Don't watch this
>>542909075Can some of you chronically online losers explain to me what's so funny about repeatedly pasting the same comment ad nauseam?Do you actually still laugh when you read the same "copypastas" for the billionth time? Why?
>>542908365
>>542908296you have wasted 1 minute of my life.thankfully it was not the video of that turkey that decapitates itself trying to liberate its head from a pipe; the saddest webm I ever saw.
>>542910293
>>542910293goddamit!
>>542910293I should've known.
>>542908296
>>542910612I want that dog
>>542910293Nigger
>>542908296Is he okay?
>>542908603it's a new zoomer meme, much like 67
>>542908740>>542908793Reddit-tier "humor".
>>542910591I think you’ve wasted a lot of your life on your own and now you can’t even tell the difference between an ostrich and a turkey.
>>542908296This is not supposed to be a gore thread OP!!
>>542908296too much, worse than a cartel
Posting the "I" section of my webm folder
I would let this one use the kitty litter box if you catch my drift
>>542909965lurk moar, post less
>>542908296someone should finally edit this video to make it safe for work. remove all the horrible nastiness that people aren't expecting.nerve gas fireball gore
>>542908296I had to watch this again and in 0.5 speed to catch it.fuck.... once you see it you cannot unsee it
>>542911945awesome. I just saw a short explaining the chud meme then see this. too good.(edit: for those wondering. it's as bad as it sounds. https://youtube.com/shorts/TTXy1vsczHE)
>>542913800>nerve gas fireball
Sometimes, nerve gas is funny
>>542909965Cordelia won't save you. your sweet sweet Cordelia.a Canadian must *bless* the humor post via ancient copypasta
>>542913738What an absolute specimen
>>542908296I do not get your video OPWhat went wrong or funny?
>>542909092if that's true why are there 30 brand new idiots on a Saturday?
>>542914003I love the Harbor Freight meme genre. Been a while since I have seen that one.
>>542913789
>>542908296>>542908603I must be autistic for noticing but she forgot to shut her window
>>542913428imagine him planning out his weekend. he's sitting in his cubicle thinking about his plans. >ok I get the dashnariikaidai (they have a dumb word for 'towel') and then bring a Tupperware of grasskurubaidoo (dumb "food" (with poop in it))and then I can spend all day mooklakking with Sarivakaideeand then he bobbles his head to himself in glee. this continues for days until the time finally comes. and then it's this. Texas put up a 60 foot monkey man statue to welcome them. it's bigger than anything else save the statue of "liberty"bigger than Paul Bunyan. they say they want mount Rushmore to fall down.for this webm. all for this. what would Jefferson think
>>542908603Look closer. Pay attention to the handsIt took me a few watches to spot it
>>542914003>some kind of gaugehehe
>>542913789imagine installing a light pole by.. carefully balancing it.NO ONE LEAN ON IT!
>>542913925whatever people expect to see could be added with Al now but newfrens wouldn't get it and there are still a ton of newfrens apparently somehow though it's like a decade old now. and those that know the original wouldn't click the ai one so I guess it's a joke without an audience.
>>542914348>imagine him planning out his weekend. he's sitting in his cubicle thinking about his plans.>>ok I get the dashnariikaidai (they have a dumb word for 'towel') and then bring a Tupperware of grasskurubaidoo (dumb "food" (with poop in it))>and then I can spend all day mooklakking with Sarivakaidee>and then he bobbles his head to himself in glee. this continues for days until the time finally comes.>and then it's this.Kek. And nobody seem to bring up that India is a shithole because of all the Indians. That seems to be the central truth in all of the immigration discussion.
>>542908603the retard posts that in rekt threads on /gif/ all the time because he has nothing better to do with himself
>>542914731Nerve gas is truly scary. Here is some poo nerve gas, but only 1 died. I mean, they did everything right by sheltering under a tree during a lightning storm.https://nypost.com/2021/03/19/lightning-kills-man-injures-three-others-hiding-under-tree/
>>542913703>Perfect figure but poojetaHow can a single person both win and lose the genetic lottery so bad
>>542914631this is London. there is nothing humorous about these. I'm sorry.>>542914348>>542914731
>>542914754without Epstein island Kompromat no American would have gone for this.
>>542914754of their one billion we got the long tail of the bell curve top one thousand in the 90s. they snuck in another 4.99 mill, pretending to be the same, all in one go
>>542913899I'd rather be a chud than a retarded faggot, like that guy.
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>>542915630chud is a dumbass insult I thought it was only used ironically. what would you call the fattie getting bit?
>>542913296truth hurts, ngl
>>542908740The way he was looking at the end seemed like he saw someting "wrong" but Idk what it was lol. Thanks sir.
>>542914596whoa. wikipedia says "wrongly convicted"that's wild.
>>542915820Check out this dude riding a turkey
>>542910293Bitch
>>542914839
>>542908428the delusions of niggers would be funny if they didn’t vote and cost so much.
>>542916404fuck u
>>542908893>>542909092It's /pol/they really aren't sending their best
>>542912859Niggerdom lies with thee
>>542913628Holy shit, did he make it? They had him on a vent or something.
>>542910293kys
>>542919010I remember when it happened.He lived for almost a whole day afterwards.
>>542919010>>542919052It says in the goddamn video he died after two hours you foolsAlso, brave doctor not wearing a mask
>>542915820kek
>>542919449He was a well known crisis actor
>>542909965>CanYes.
>>542919449It was French, the guy jumped onto the bollard to protest cars.there's also footage of the bollard being removed while he's still alive. He did live for a few hours after the incident. There's a few other details that I feel like I'm forgetting.
>>542908603Wageslaves deserve the shame.
>>542913703>>542914930I personally knew one like this named Parthi. Face, tits, ass, body, legs, everything was 11/10.Some Pajeetas and Jewesses are like this, just massive fucking tits.
>>542908711As a left wing, libtarded, democretinic entity I support the identity of this triangle. This triangle has the right to be what it wants to be no matter what anyone else says. Triangle rights matter.
>>542916404holy shit were they able to rebuild it???
>>542920198The image was 10x funnier than this onejokeslop
>>542910293You got me
>>542919808>protest cars
>>542913481chinkocado avocado
>>542908296https://lukasch02.itch.io/age-of-goim
itt
>>542921092(it has multiplayer and is browser based)
>>542921092kek
>>542920846Kek where is that image from,?
>>542910490
gg wp
>>542910490Based
>>542921507oy veynice game
>>542908365not so bad
>>542921545thx :<
>>542915931that's a chink, retard
>>542909965>kike gets assblasted in the face of a blessing being castmany such cases
>>542921359It was a screenshot from my life this afternoon (I don't know)
>>542908711bro I saw a guy interviewing random people on the street and someone didn't know what shape has four sides
>>542922164Wonder what kind of horrors those guys have lived through to be completely apathetic to people getting iced right in their face.
>>542922164"I'm just gonna go inside to see if the drinks are free tonight."
>>542922406Well they set the thing up.But yea, pretty casual.
>>542914894they dropped a nuclear weapon
>>542910293Nope
>>542915436I could not believe that was real so I image searched it and from what I can tell, this place is water logged like down stream every monsoon season so what you are seeing is all the trash upstream ending up at the end there.What then amazes me is that they then dont use that opportunity to clean it up every season.
>>542913775kek
>>542919010Yeah, he totally survived having that giant pole forcefully shoved up his ass
>>542908296Holy shit that's the sickest gore I've seen since the Ogrish days. How is this thread still up?
>>542921971This is so reddit tier and I'm ashamed to have saved it
>>542922164This is a rare shotgun massacre video
>>542925819First time I watched this I didn't notice blue shirt guy was holding them at gunpoint. Does anyone have the story behind this?
>>542926003I am also curious
>>542914731Why are Indians so bad at ahegao?
>>542910293Fag
>>542908296as expected from a bozgor
https://youtu.be/4wW0TJs-KaA?
>>542926543
>>542924836He's literally me...
>>542913481God is punishing him for being gluttonous.
>>542914731Your webm is so demonic. Literal possession caught on camera. I hope someone someday makes a documentary on the weirdness of India, if it hasn't been done already.
>>542910293Fuck you!
test
>>542915171Feels bad man
>>542915931
>>542926831That monke is not well-mannered
>>542916404Only new fags take it personally.
>>542927244That's Russia, amirite?
>>542927039This is the gayest most kiked thing I've maybe ever seen. Not only does it massively inflate the contribution of shitskins compared to their negative impact, but its also very revealing in the fact that it shows how they would revel in killing old white people and destroying the countries that were stupid enough to let them in.
>>542927039>whites never had society without nonskek, its literally the opposite.
https://youtu.be/o5mZsDLFyv4?
>>542927508Boo fucking hoo. Die out already
>>542922164A dying breed of man.
>>542910293Im still waiting for her fat cock to slip out
>>542913557Magpies?
>>542925819Old school gore. Thanks fren for posting.
>>542913628He dead af from what I remember Something Something first responders talked it out with him and "accidentally" pushed too much morphine or whatever.
>>542918959>>542922252>>542925515Thanks based immunity doggo>>542927039Yeah that is what they believe, but if they stop abusing our welfare systems and crime rates go down and housing becomes automatically more affordable since there is less competition prices will go down.
>>542927039I would pay money to gut whoever made this video with the shitty old knife I use to clean trout.
>>542910293u gay nigger
>>542926003Third world shenanigans.
>>542927148Ashamed to say that I would clap those cheeks. No missionary but I would absolutely hit it from the back
>>542913703Imagine the smell
>>542927371>> Why even live?tfw no bear boyfriend
>>542927800M9A1-7
>>542913764Holy SHIT just shoot em
>>542927692Total nigger birds
>>542908603>>542908711
>>542927592>memeflag with a shitty glenn beck memeeither top tier b8 or an 80 IQ jeet posting on behalf of JIDF from a call center
>>542924498Imagine bagging one of these
>>542922164This is what happens when Simon doesn't say "look behind you"
>>542908603It's nerve gas
>>542928045>that endingHOLY FUCK
>>542927909Like a twisted version of ASMR
>>542927592https://youtu.be/HHC33-CMXLE?
>>542924498those shoes are not OHS compliant!
