can you believe this shit? keep in mind nobody gave a fuck about politics in 2006, everyone including 4chan was apolitical. it wasn't like today, zoomers can not understand a populace that doesn't think about politics at all.
WW3 will happen on October 1st 2026
>>543001171Wrong. October 3rd, they need the markets to be closed.
>>543000886Is this post actually in the archives? Too lazy to check.
>>543001299It's fake
>>543001299>Too lazy to check.Checked. #MeToo. I'll asume it's a notorious forgery like Protocols of Zion.
>>543000886first day on an image board?
>>543000886Unless there was giga fuckery to change whats on the archives, it's fake.
I'll translate for ya'll>if (((we))) don't get our childish fantasies on a silver platter>we're going to throw a schizo tantrum >and probably just end up committing suicide
>>543000886>I am not gonna talk too much>In 2nd of 3 posts>First post maxed out the character limitFake, gay, retarded.
>>543001229Anon...It will be on time for 4chan's birthday :)
>>543000886Fakehttps://old.sage.moe/b/thread/17609456/#17609714
Mf went straight to pol.We're still alive.
>>543000886Fake and gay, looks nothing like original 4chan.
>>543001299Not a chance, it's too on the nose
>>543000886>Didn't read LOL
Even if it's fake it's resembling the current state of the world perfectly.Do we know when this first popped up?
>>543003936damn I wish this shithole was shut down TKD
>>543003936Actually the layout on the OP image is legitimate. It's an altered version of a real screenshot, not sure what the original said but I've seen the particular fake before and someone found the original. Your pic is from 2 years earlier, the appearance could have changed, and people may have seen different versions depending on the browser or whatever
>>543000886I don't know why I bother anymore, I've said I won't.The nukes drop first in Texas, then across the rest of the USA.They're American nukes. The Chinese are involved.I'm not a time traveler. I have considered lying and saying I amamong other things just to get anyone to listen but there's no point.Nothing I say or do can change anything. I don't know the nature of it, I don't know who or what is behind any of it, I don't know what I amthough I'm sure I have no power, significance, or importance at all.I'm telling the truth. All of this shit, reality itself, in my own opinionfrom what I've experienced, everything is a different layer of somethingbest described as a dream. That doesn't mean I'm right, I'm probably wrongbut that's so far the closest approximation I have. If there's a, "base reality" this world is several layers deep in some kind of simulation, dream, whateveryou want to call it.I could be insane, that's not off the table. But the event where I was shown thenukes was the same event that showed me, "corona virus". It was in early 2019.I have reached out to the government, to spy agencies, they've all ignored me.I've posted here a few times about it, but it never amounted to anything.I can only know what I experience and that could all be abstractions, madness, ormisunderstanding. I'm not a genius. My last contact with them was ominous.I don't know what they are, space aliens is definitely not it. They're in dreams.Dreams might actually be the real world, as fucked up as that sounds.
>>543000886>>543001299It's a hoax
>>543001299Hey Art, it's me, a man in black, I'm a time traveler
>>543000886I was around back then; time traveler posting was a daily event and there will have been thousands of them.this one is decent, mentions 2020. not many details besides that though.time travelers even stayed in their thread and answered questions back then, same as people claiming to be aliens.they were better times, a lot more imagination.if every single last kike is nuked I don't care about the planet. better for it to end than for it to be turned into puke.
>>543001862that was fairly common at the time, before fuckwitted npcs were trained on 128 char limit twitter posts.
>>543006840>they were better times, a lot more imagination.Are you old enough to know/member this movie?>The death is the death of imagination
Im pretty sure everything begins September 22nd, 2029. Donald Trump gets a third term somehow and then a couple of aircraft carriers get sunk, and Donald and Barron die that day as well. Idk, I could be wrong and this shit starts on Tuesday. But who the fuck knows. Ipetgoat2 explains it all.
>>543001299There aren't any archives that go back that far (anymore? – several old ones have died)
>>5430051334chan pass didn't exist in 2006. That faggotry was added in the mid to late 2010s.
There weren’t ads back then iirc, not even sure when the banners for other boards were added (which is were the ad banners are now that were added by m00t to make money beforehe sold)
>>543000886>2006 /b/>only 15 posts on the entire board in a 3 minute period in the middle of the daySloppy job.
>>543001299its real, but got deleted from the archives by """them""""
>>543007161>>543005133Yep, it's bullshit. Found an old screenshot I had from /jp/ back in 2006.