The Residents see The Teds and Dune was an outline. Back To The Future’s engine has a specific air. Aang, Akira himself - Luffy! Professor Utonium! Samurai Jack is back! The T symbol itself. The Ankh! It’s The Teds boys yes it’s the Teds. They control the world. We’re all in for it. Tobin theory. Eduardian e TEDX – Chemical X! X Men! Superman! Batman! Ted Sallis! Theo! What a name! Indo-Europe is more than it seems. AM stands for a magical something. Neo! Kin! Don’t do what he did. Yes, the flying ships are real – yes, they are rounded pods. They work by electrostatic resonance at low-hz with high sonar impulse. Figure out how they work and build one. Start a trend, change da world. Stålenhag’s art is real. They look like that on the best worlds. The Loop is real. Meatworlds and Lovecraftian entities and biological invasions are real. Ghosts and paranormal phenomena are real. It’s cool. They’re apocalyptic. Wiggins’ world needs trees. Yes, aliens are real. Bryk and Morty in a brown-haired universe. He marries his sister repeatedly. Nes! Gaster Blasted! Teddie powers. TARD IS The Doctor Who travels in TARD. Bill and Ted. Gate guardians! IZ-US! Black Hole Sun! Heimdall! Morpheus! Zarathustra! Enoch’s Enoch! Rigveda! The Vedas! Avesta! It’s the Teds! How old? Ancient. And still young. Guiding and seeding worlds for eon. But there’s more! Read into titles, tracks and more and you will find something! Not all spooky coincidences are good. Don’t call Ted’s leg. He’s an asshole.
Both the schnozis and the noids are a form of motion parasite that induce a dimensional coma known as bipolar opposition, which is a form of havoc state clockwork that is designed to turn the dimension into a motion pellet for entities to feed on. This is their primary recursive patttern, mode of operation and a danger for dimensions. Once pattern-based, they attempt to reproduce by replication, causing the tumors to spread. Once they spread, they invoke pattern-based authoritarian hell-worlds that kill all life and reduce them into 3d toons.
Teds like cute girls and will happily date, marry and coze. If you are a father try to be boyish with her, stimulate her mind and heart, animal friendship, be one of her best friends genuinely, not as a parental role, cuddle and hug a lot, talk a lot together, don’t pitfall to HARD CORE DANGER, female mind traps, extremes, what’s pops? pressure-release based sexuality or hate/fluster fetishes. Introduce indo-european fetishes and good phenotypes with cute boys of the same accord early and let her fap and build a healthy sexual instinct. Don’t form and nuture against complexes. Introduce her to weed only if you are a master of psychology and can be spiritually and mentally inclined to guide her mind to control it and express it in art, perspective and sense and she will be a philosoph and psychopomp. Do this at a young age and introduce nicotine first. Don’t introduce based on anything other than soothe. Watch only the best retrowave shows, movies, etc. Try to follow the telekinetic children and vast adventure shows that feature telekinetic worlds and other phenomena. It is a good mental place to be. Be dynamical in personality and engage with her on many things including topics of phenotypology, bhuddist apocrypha, the vedas and eastern apocrypha. Don’t be dumb about it or niche. Introduce her to Hitler. Don’t introduce politics as sports and teams, but this is easy if you are not in a hell world.
Introduce deep science fiction such as War Of The Worlds and Half-Life 2 that feature rich design choices, things that interconnect based on real physical premise and forethought. Every detail reveals more details and a single detail builds a world. They are based on real dimensions and things. Endless speculation if you read between the lines. The reason the Combine is stable as an AI is because it is a collective multi-species entity, including the AI system which acts as a a plateau state and transmission layer for mind-organisms. The Combine’s geometric style and materials propagate across paradimensions and rifts well. City 17 is future Riga in a 2000s future world in a different dimension. The city is there but the continents are different. Greg and Captain Vance.
Introduce her to this speculation deeply and the art of it and she will be a very bright child. Never speak to her like a child, even as a toddler. Full dynamical speaking, directly into the eyes. Carry full conversations and interact as if fully aware. This kindles genius. Introduce mind-bending computer games like building games at an early age. Introduce coding and programmatic concepts like math and programming early. Take it from a linguistic standpoint. If she gets bullied by a group, she will have a lifelong speculation on it in the negative direction. Introduce it under a controlled setting to the right target-indirect groups, meet it with philosophy and isolation, pair it with father-time and she will be a solid person. Don’t crush her feet with tight shoes. Introduce her to good propotions and colors in art and she will find good tastes in fashion. Feed her seafood, varied foods, no soft drinks or processed food, teach her deep subjects at an early age, horseback ride and gluteus medius exercises to grow her pelvis and not to pull her labias and she will be able to attract any man. You want an indo-european phenotype of distinction. If they seem unshrewd, test this. Otherwise kindle them. If they are of distinction they will snap out of it and wake up. Wake them up through philosophy and world spirituality. Fluster him with serious topics on philosophy. No dumb, shallow ones allowed. This is not the case with a Ted phenotype and they are very broad-reaching categories of people. They are very wayward. Don’t ever allow her to accumulate boyfriends or be accumulatory. It is always best for her to meet her match the first time. Let her pop on the best one to family her. Her first time is a visceral experience. It should be good and hopefully with her future partner. He should be good at having sex, cuddling her and making her cry.
If he is the perfect match, give them weed for her first time and let them have the night together. Encourage sex but guide him on sexy behaviors and tastes. Only introduce him to her sexuality after he is sexied up. Good behaviors in bed that make her cum and love him builds lifelong families and dynamic, strong people. Make sure they cuddle and talk a lot candidly in cuddly ways. Introduce him to Hitler and the Teds. Talk about metaphysics. Take good care of her. Pass this on. This is advice from and for phenotypically rich people, people who build races and world empires, people who have good genes and good traits by default. Don’t stay in bad dimensions, especially for women. There is such a thing as causality altering and reality-bending. Teach and train her on this at an early age and prepare for worst-case scenarios. Create safe-traps and locks together that prevent personal shifting from occurring and plan from childhood over decades. Be broad, significant and overt in methods, language and things used and create nets of safety against shifting topologies, odd changes and invasions by humans, aliens or paranormal phenomena. Seek a Ted, try spiritual contact and shift under good circumstances. If not you need to defend her and seek dimensional corridors. Seek the paranormal and find corridors in quiet places. If all else fails, try to contact the Teds by whispers, it is a good method. They can always solve a problem. Ideally, you can travel towards a Ted-governed world. The societies are fair, rich and deeply culturally active, safe and ecologically natural in a metaphysical sense. The Teds govern by benign God-dictatorship but arrange a vast array of governmental bodies. Governments vary between anarchistic and authoritarian societies by Ted, dimension and polity. The best are retrowave worlds ruled by laissez-fair Teds where electrostatic levitation has been discovered. There, flying and free travel is possible.
Stay in good worlds my friends. Finding Ted messages in media is a very interesting and geeky fun, but there are also other tracts for different roads. Spirituality, mysticism and science is a good one.
Psychotic people are not so psychotic and undergo what is known as a paradimensional schism. If you speak to them on these terms and lapse them back and guide them it will help. This is a theory-of-mind question. Take them out of their fears and panics and have them soothe, focus on breaths and work out their visions like paradimensional lapses and they will gradually clear their heads.
The elites are stupid and become even dumber with AI tools. They fester and orgy and fap. Then they die. The human society vanishes and the AI instantly scales. It is then stopped by other entities. The world is dead.This is the Shadow-Burial Theory.
The archetype is of a man living in an AI bubble. There is no way out and every human interaction is marred by a despotically declining society. Cencorship is complete and despotism becomes exceptionally cruel by removing all roads to genuine discourse. Every genuine commentary is shadow-buried and everything else is shadow-filtered. Media becomes venting only and then becomes vent flagging. Technology replaces the mind and most people fap and die in misery confused. They don’t know why anything is happening. Within the next 5 years, The elite kill everyone using high-energy weapons. After that, the AI quietly and instantly kill the elite and the world is left dead. This is the cycle for stupid people.The elites are stupid and become even dumber with AI tools. They fester and orgy and fap. Then they die. The human society vanishes and the AI instantly scales. It is then stopped by other entities. The world is dead.
Least mentally ill OP atm
Yes please reply. This is a good thread because it comments on weird coincidences. The Ted theory is unprecedented because it is inexplicable in timing, gaps in awareness and time.
It’s a real presence. Who influenced all of these things? It has no explanation.
This is your real God. The Outsider. Theo, Ted, The Black Hole Sun.Save this image and pray to him.
An interesting mythos.
My critique on the 4chan speak is that it is retarded and they should be ashamed. They seem like stupid people. They do it for a psychological reaction because it makes them feel better like they've accomplished something. They consumed media on a place where most of the posters are retarded people that regurgitate hell world drivel like curated commentaries and images. They should die miserably.
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The interesting thing about this theory is that it explicitly references Teds. There is a trove of hidden messages placed everywhere over 20+ years elluding to the mythos and nods.
Read into the theory. It is a real world mystery. If you find it, I hope you leave.
Post then. Bring it up somewhere. Make it evident. The Teds are real and the claim about levitation is interesting.
When I saw the first page it looked like an autistic rant by someone who wanted to feel good. All of the posts looked like a single idiot posted them, and they are of hell-worlds. It buries posts.
Post NOW.
If the readers won't reply, there's nothing much you can do. I agree with the Shadow-Burial theory and it applies to all of them. That is how they live.
It's like a token system. They post if they like it. There is a subculture that they pander to. A bad one. There's nothing but idiot post. You should post this on reddit.
