>2 more sneeds!You lost tranny
>>543076103trump is literally destroying our country you obsessed faggot
Idk maybe its only me, but toilet paper doesn't really seem to be a priority post-chaos... at that stage id gladly shit and cum all over everything without even thinking about it. Sure, its nice to have, but id rather have food to make poop with.
This is a good thingt. Miga
If I was American, I would do this.Have fun walking 20 miles to the nearest Walmart to buy rice and flour.
Buy toilet paper
diesel export ban incoming lol
>>543076043tumor weeks a never-ending story
Two weeks you say?
>>543076043>2 more weeksShit, it's spreading to the normies
>>543076043Why can't we just vaxx the diesel supply?
>>543076174>toilet paper doesn't really seem to be a priority post-chaosYes we all know your lot just shart out your seed oil slop whenever is convenient
>>543076174Yes anon, the age the towel is nighDown with the yolk of the toilet paper regime, we have suffered too longRISE UP MY BROTHERS IN TOWEL
>>543076043>taking advice from a goblina
>>543076043i thought we had a shitload of domestic oil reserves?
>>543076043Is that what her horoscope told her?
>>543076043I always keep about 6 months supplies in rotation since Breggzit. It's proved very handy. At one point I had over 360 toilet rolls and was selling them for a pretty penny each!
>>543076805>One of us, one of us>Gooblegabble gooblegable
>>543076043You lost tranny, the one god named trump posted the hormussy is open, miga!
>>543076144Iran having a nuclear weapon would be even worse for our country, tranny.
>>543076537
>>543076712Venezuelan oil you mean?
>>543076043>In 2 weeksI was about to buy some resources just in case but I will cancel it.
>>543076358Show flag
>>543076043You lost, tranny
>>543076950The bait is getting old man. Half this board is just you faggots bickering about bullshit you don't even believe.
>>543076950typical migger. Always pointing to the muslim boogeyman Yall have been saying this for 25 years
>>543076043New 2 more weeks just dropped
>>543076950How? You probably don't even believe this.
>>543076950How is what you are doing preventing that zogger? In fact what are you even doing?
>about to starve, if not cannibalised by niggers first>"stock up on toilet paper"A Dummies Guide to NPC Tier Shit-Posting
>>543076043>>543076358>>543076364>>543076418>>543077024
>>543076144You know fuel was higher under Biden (without inflation adjustments) and the world didn't stop spinning.Try to understand, fuel can drop to $3 a barrel and we still can't process or refine a drop more than we are right now..... because of democrat policies in CA.
>>543076950>Iran is developing nuclear weaponsThis neocon bait is stale. Colin Powell did it better picrel. Nothing will beat the post 9/11 psyop of WMDs and anthrax scares to invade Iran and Afghanistan. Iran is be a zoomer meat grinder, worse than Vietnam and very close to the Korean War (going to guess at 100,000+ dead on the US side)
>>543077383>look, a tube of my jizzt Monkey in a suit colin powell
>>543077327We're approaching diesel prices seen during the Biden years during the Ukraine conflict.
>>543076043Not the "2 More weeks"!
>>543076174Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>2 weeksKids, repeat after me: "NOTHING EVER-"
>>543076174>he doesn't know
>>543076043>W-w-we have about 2 weeks!>Source: Some Literally Who on TwatterKill yourself, OP.
>>543076144>still doesn't understand picrel is UNDEFEATED Stfu tranny
>>543076043Thanks for the update Valentina
>>543076043Isn't it literally against the law to lie about shit like this for the purpose of encouraging a supply run?
>>543076043
>>543076358Nah, this is actually something that WILL happen. Things are just going to get exponentially more expensive for the umpteenth time in several years. This is actually the only thing that ever happens.
>>543077716>1 roll per day per person How fucking fat are you fatass fat fuck
>>543076144>our countrylmao what about fucking moron
>>543077716>The average person uses 1 roll per day.And this is average where, Alabama?
>>543076282>the nearest Walmart to buy rice and flour.That's the point. The walking isn't a problem. The problem is that there isn't any rice or beans when you get there because truckers can't afford to run their diesel trucks to transport the products to the store.
>>543079650I use 2 sheets a day.
>>543077716Just shit at your own house only and then take a shower, no TP needed and your ass hairs aren't caked in shit all day. Would be cool if we had bidets, but the amerijews and big toilet paper have prevented this sane approach.
>>543076174Top notch. Absolutely Shart/10 post.
>>543079584In a perfect world someone would just find her and punch her face in and face zero repercussions but in giga-hell-clown-trannyworld she gets away scot free
>>543079742I don't need that when niggers tongue my anus all day
>>543076043oh nooooo, 2 moar weeks!!! nooooo. meanwhile market hittint ath's
>>543079725I have 2 bidets i only use a few squares to dry my hairy asshole after blasting it with cool water
>>543079683>because truckers can't afford to run their diesel trucks to transport the products to the store.Truckers don't pay for their own diesel you retarded nigger, this is explained in every one of these threads. Owner operators who have to buy their own diesel are a minority and usually those faggots run high value loads like oversized shit not your shartmart's food products.
>>543077716That's what I was looking for
>>543079637>WILL happenkk keep us posted buddy
>>543076144Gas and diesel are cheaper than Coca-Cola you little whiny faggot.
>>543076043NOOO!!!! SOME RANDOM WALL ADJACENT LATINA TWATTER!!!! iDS OBER!!!!
>>543079683>walking isn't a problemMy scooter's range isn't 20 miles.
>>543076174Its a psyop to fill everyones cart with a very bulky non-essential item. This being a forced meme is a clear indicator that things are actually going to get very fucked. buy rice and shit.
>>543076043>>543076174>>543076283Get a bidet you filthy heathens. You can buy some chink shit off Amazon for $40 and it just bolts right on. You haven't experienced proper hygiene till you've blasted your asshole clean with lukewarm water. They've even got a pussy blasting mode to ensure your woman's snatch is top notch when you're giving her the business.
>>543076043We are HELLBOUND!!!
>>543077327And the Dems got booted out of office because of those high prices. What do you think is going to happen in November if the price is still high?Republicans control all three branches of government and all they have done with that power is give Jews money and start a new war.
>>543076950(((Your))) country is a lot closer to Iran than mine.
>>543076043There won't be any crisis because it's a 2 way street. Iran needs to re-open the strait soon or they will be economically fucked.
>>543076174i have a bidet
>>543079507Only rightoids say this because their side is owned lock stock and barrel by kikes and they know it but don’t care to do anything about it, like Rockwell said.>”ughh those are FAKE rightoids, not real based ones like me”>keeps voting for and worshipping boomer wealth and jews
>waste money on slopLearn to fish faggots
>>543076950
>>543080486>the country filled with 80iq religious zealots and have lived under constant sanctions ruled by religious zealots living in impenetrable mountain fortressesvs>a country of obese addicts whos leaders can be removed by a popularity contesthuh I wonder whos gonna blink first
>>543076043In 2 weeks, just two more weeks, then 2 more. But he might be right, covid 2.0.
>>543076043Then why am I still a virgin?
>>543076043>source: some guy named Satellite Hank while I was staring at the ceiling
>>543077716TP hoarders are going to make it!
>>543080486>economically fuckedSounds like something only a hand rubber would worry about
>>543080645I have never even touched a woman.
>>543077716Look at all those newfags
>>543076537MulleinOr as hippies call it hitchhikers toilet paper, it’s very soft.
>>543080817Me either chudbro, at least not with her consent. There was this one time as a kid I ran into a girl in the hallway at school and grabbed her boobs trying ti keep myself from falling, but after that slap, I've never touched again :( I'm past wizard status at this point.
>>543079468What source? It's common sense that no diesel means transportation for goods stops
>>543076950Hi bibi
>>543076043Damn, I should get my septic tank serviced.
>>543076712You do, but don't process that into diesel. The oil that came from the Persian Gulf is processed into diesel
>>543076144yeah and its fucking hilarious
>powdered milkWhy is this always suggested? Nobody's going to drink that shit, nor is there any value to doing so. >dry beansWhy dry? Then you need a shitton of water to cook them and you have to use energy too. Get them in the cans already cooked and floating in liquid, then you can eat that shit cold merely by using a can opener, whether you've got a lot of water or any heat or neither.
>>543076144It is (I'm using the object pronoun, as I did on another twat before). But to make you feel better, Trump or Kamala is irrelevant. They just follow a script. Nothing would have changed with her, or Biden. Voting is a meme
>>543077716I see you toilet paper people at Costco with pushcarts of water and toilet paper and little else. Not cooking oil, flour, motor oil, rice, sugar, vitamins, asprin, work gloves, salt. What did much tougher people than you haul across mountains with mules, what was so valuable that they lugged it from East to West? That's what you really need. You're not going to make it.
>>543076174I don't know why people think they're going to be shitting like normal anyway. If there's real serious problems the toilets won't run, then you're back to Jeet in the Street style shitting. Those'll run clean though, won't even need a wipe.
>>543077169I'm doing great. Sorry you can't seem to get a job tranny
Let the good times roll.
>>543081038When i was 14 i passed a girl her pencil (she dropped it) and during the handoff her hand touched my finger and i got a raging boner. That was probably the only time i touched one. I'm pretty sure im a necromancer at this point
>>543076950Even if you actually believe this there is nothing stopping Iran from developing nuclear weapons right now. You did some damage to civilian infrastructure and economy, but Iran still have the means to continue their nuclear program. Meanwhile you might starve this winter because of this not legally war because your government don't want to pay for dead soldiers, good job bro.
>>543081225Its good for backpacking, especially in mac and cheese. Makes it completely dry, and making it without milk isnt really that great. If you are going to be out for a while you can also substitute olive oil for butter, but then it starts to get weird. I like it tho.
>>543076043Doing this right now getting some powdered milk bc I have lots of everything else but I'll run out of milk in 2-3 days. Don't forget salts so you can preserve your meat, you might need to make an emergency meal out of that backyard rabbit/squirrel.
>>543076043This doesn't make sense, we are a net exporter of diesel. If prices get too high trump can just block exports. We make more than we use. We're energy independent. only reason prices are so high right now is because the entire world is having to buy diesel from us
>>543082019>If prices get too high trump can just block exports.Can he?>Well yeah, you just sign an order andNo, can he? Can they? Does our current political system really have the strength to tell the diesel industry that it can't go grab more shekels overseas? Will it have the ability to stand against the guaranteed and immediate legal blitz from incredibly wealthy and powerful oil companies to assert their legal right to sell out America overseas if it gives them a higher profit?
>Rice, powdered milk, canned goods, muh beansThe real advice is to fill a chest freezer with whatever meat's on sale right now, or wait a week or two for a good sale.Because of inflation it's all gonna go up in price anyways and you can never go wrong just filling another chest freezer full of meat.>I will survive on flour or something!There'll be enough flower to feed everyone with hardly any increase in price, they want you eating seeds. The actual unaffordable things will be meat and probably international / specialty products.That being said if you don't have at least 10 pounds of honey at all times and a few months of food in your house already you're basically retarded.
>>543076043OP Tranny Staus: LOST!
>>543079683Transportation of staple foods takes basically no money, how much flour can they fit in one singular truck?OK, how many trucks are there?Even if we needed for whatever reason to give 100 pounds of flour to everyone right now it would take hardly any time if the trucks were still dropping them off at grocery stores, dry basic staples are pretty much effortless to transport. It gets a little bit more complicated with liquids.Like 99% of transportation is NOT used for basic staples, so if basic staples are at any point actually valuable they're just gonna be transported for slightly more money, flour might go up 10 cents.
>>543076950You're gonna die in prison, Bibi
>>543082493Yes if it comes anywhere near an actual crisis and not an >AIEEEE I AM SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCEDTalking point on the news. For every depression / recession before this has been the case and those are always the time periods where the most political change is made.
>>543077716
>>543076174I don't think the scenario here is "post-chaos", I think it's just mild shortages of common goods and cost increases.
>>543082821Why would they allow him to get his finger oils on a priceless vintage painting what the fuck
>>543079742just use a bidet spray bottle. solved
>>543077716>tfw down to my last 24-pack of TP
>>543080077Uhhh no it’s not. Coke doesn’t cost 4.79 for a gallon
>>543076308They will make noise about it right before the midterms but not do it.
>>543076043i dont need to stock up, during covid i bought land innawoods and made a homestead, i produce most of the food i eat, have a hand pump for my well and heat my house with wood. who is the schizo now?
>>543076950I want them to have it at this point. Its the only way to stop the kikes from dragging us into a war.
>>543076144but think about Israel. Israel must live and thrive and that's the most important thing
2MoreWeeks
>>543077483The conflict that's still happening? Wouldn't the pressure from it still apply?
>>543076043Yes, please stock up so I can gas you and your family and take it. I'm stocking up on bleach and ammonia. It holds longer and I don't need to worry about pests eating it.
>>543076283Okay.
>>543076043Why haven't you installed a bidet yet?>wash your ass>doubles as a water fountain
>>543084475>Requires running waterYou're not that bright, are ya.
>>543076043Doesnt matter if you stock up.The shock that is coming takes up more room in your house than you have to prepare for.There is another way.Destroy the jew utterly and to the last and all these problems can be licked.
>>543076950Lol no, you worthless kikeslave.
>>543084288>Lipedema In no way is that sexy. That is a health problem.
>>543083591The real problem is that as soon as something like that starts to happen you get hordes of jumpy retards panic buying shittons of stuff and that's how shortages happen for everyone else. Just like back in covid times, if everyone carried on with their normal grocery shopping basically nothing would have changed but instead the retards did their thing and you got empty shelves.
>>543084118Yeah of course, why do you think the US invaded Venezuela?
>>543076537>yolk vs yokeYou're pretty fucking retarded for one of god's chosen...
>>543083892still you but a learned schizo at least, good for you faggot
>>543084118Different circumstances, diesel wasn't bottlenecked during the Ukraine invasion.In 2022, Russian diesel could be rerouted to India, Turkey, and other buyers, the oil didn't disappear. This time, the closure of the Strait of Hormuz took roughly 14 million barrels per day off the market, about 14% of projected 2026 global oil supply. This situation doesn't get better the longer the Strait remains closed.
>>543076043I’m not worried Elon can cover this with his electric trucks
>>543084538This is always a fair point. Stocking up is to survive minor bumps in lifestyle, it is not and can never be a permanent solution. To be somewhat grim, this is a thing where you don't have to be the best prepared, you just can't be the worst prepared. The less stock you have the sooner you have to go outside into the chaos to find your next meal. Stocks just mean you get to wait, watch and assess for longer.
>>543084673>In no way is that sexy. the guy having sex with her on her OF disagrees. also, the dudes fapping to her disagree with you
Did that with COVID. Never again. A few select old men figure heads are enjoying ultimate chess of war and post war boon. In The Technological Evolution of Mankind. And average people are so average they just say welp let's make do, again. Because they are chronically generationally average. They accept whatever crumbs and scraping 'important' human primates decide. So no I won't be scurrying about grabbing everything in hopes I survive yet again some obsolete game. The smartest ones on the planet right now are the close to the earth primitive humans and the ones splayed on the sidewalk accepting the you are less than worthless identity that really is all of us. Beans and hope and we shall overcome. How quaint.
>>543076144YOULOSTTRANNY
>>543076950because they would immediately and justifiably destroy your favorite country
>>543076144>ourThe fuck is this commie talk? You never had a country to begin with, everything is owned by someone, so there's no such thing as (((our))).
>>543077716I haven’t seen this pasta in forever kek
>>543076043>hitlermeme.jpeg>if trump opens the strait, everything will be alright
>>543076950yeah sure
>>543076950DC should be nuked
>>543077716Dude, seriously, learn how to wipe your ass properly. If someone showed you how to ball up paper around your hand, like you are trying to be a low budge mummy, stop. Take two to four sheets, fold them in half. Wipe. Check paper. If more shit, repeat process. There is no need to be using an entire fucking roll in one single day.
>>543076144>our countryFuck off back to where you came from. Whites only.
>>543080434Yes, but the world didn't end. The was no mad max aftermath. That is what I said.
>>543085192Is this real? Because that's my very specific fetish
>>543076043Ok, here's something I haven't seen anyone point out. Anyone who lives on city water relies on the Gravity-fed water pressure system. The way they get the water up into those massive towers in the first place is with water pumps. usually electric-powered, but use diesel generators when power goes off-line. Most water towers only hold enough water for the area it supplies for about 24 hours worth of use. So if the lights go out, those towers are dry in 24 hours or less. If you haven't prepped enough food for a year, and enough water for 3-6 months, you're fucked. Why? Because when you can no longer rely on the "Just-in-time" supply lines, you are living in an urban desert, surrounded by enemies that would gladly kill you over a can of beans.
>>543076043You heard it here first only two weeks bros!
>>543085850Yeshttps://x.com/TaraBull/status/1909336242124456292
>>543082821someone tell the mongoloid to keep its greasy fingers off the artwork
>>543080434They also deliberately curtailed domestic energy production. Do voters really see democrats as suddenly the cheap gas party?
>>543076950>Iran nukes IsraelHow is this bad for Americans?
>>543079468The surprising part of all this is that we didn't hit the wall in March, after he bombed Iran the first time. But most of the world is scrambling to find fuel to keep their civilizations working. You've got Vietnam begging it's asian neighbors for anything they can spare. And they aren't the only ones, just the only one I head about on U.S. news before that shut it down.https://www.libertymundo.com/energy-lockdowns/https://www.newsweek.com/list-of-countries-rationing-fuel-as-gas-prices-soar-11771681
>>543085192People masturbate to feces. This isn't a measure of anything other than how indian you are.
>>543080486>economically fucked.I think you've been huffing too much copium, mate.
>>543081760>Meanwhile you might starve this winterLolLmao even
>>543086396It's not. The bad part would be Iran knowing they're uninvadable and doing this shit at will. They had the houthi do a test run so they've clearly been planning a strit closure for awhile.
>>543081225Powdered milk is not for drinking. It's for cooking and baking. You add it to any recipe calling for milk. You can throw it in dry, or reconstitute it with water before adding it in. But if you are at the point when you are using powdered milk, you have long since passed the time when you can freely chug milk from the jug, as you are now under strict food rationing. It's not about the food, it's about the mindset.
>>543084288mang i thought at least the rich burgers would use a bidet, but you guys are nasty af lmaohear me out. if you get a little piece of poop on your arm, would you just wipe it with some toilet paper? no, you'd probably wash that shit. there.>WASH YO ASS
>>543076712The strategic oil reserves are why we didn't collapse when the Iran war started. The retarded monsters in orange man admin didn't even think of filling them up before starting a new forever war.
>>543081766Smoked bacon grease. The smoke helps prevent the grease from going rancid as quickly as beef tallow, and it lends so much more flavor to your cooking. I fry my eggs in it, use it to pan-fry chicken, and to stir-fry pork loin cubes.
>>543076043It's time to follow the trade winds and use sails to ship things across the Atlantic, like in the good old times
Also grow potato, potato good
One person but there does seem to be less canned goods at my local heb. The shelves not as bad as covid but usually theyre overflowing. Things like dog food are really empty every time I go. Produce and meat seems fine.
>>543076043Depopulation is a blessing and any amount of pain to get there will be worth it.
>>543076712>we had a shitload of domestic oil reserveswe means the oil companies and they want to make their profit.
>>543087744That's not the point, if the price of diesel goes up, price of logistics goes up too, hauling produces across the US becomes ridiculously expensive and that results in insane prices, which will happen eventually since migger in charge has to fight iranny
>>543087285You joke but some companies are genuinely reintroducing wind power to cargo ships to cut down on fuel usage and emissions.
>>543076043if you aren't a delusional migger you should have been stocking up months ago before diesel prices started moving grocery prices
>>543089046This. Only miggers are stupid enough not to prep for the apocalypse
>>543088917That's great, but those sails look so soulless and modern
>>543077097>I'm so enlightened for saying "muh both sides" and "everything is fake." Delusional, Dunning-Kruger autist.
>>543079855>Truckers don't pay for their own diesel you retarded niggerDoes it matter who buys it if the price becomes too high to turn a profit via delivery of products?
>>543076043I have stocked up on 10 liters/kg on custard. Am I good?
>>543081760>there is nothing stopping Iran from developing nuclear weapons right now.Except the fact that they're literally the poorest nation in the world lmao. And that we've annihilated all their leadership & nuclear scientists. >REEEEEE! We're all gonna die! Trump is going to kill us all! Reddit and all my hysterical, estrogenated, emotional, retarded foid friends even told me so! Please an hero very fucking soon.
>>543076144he's just the frontman puppet, we're being looted by a shadow empire of oligarchs
we've been fucked since 911 and you let those filthy kikes delete all the evidence.
I voted for this. All signs point to demonrats losing on all fronts as well. Hard times make for hard men kiddo. You fucking lost tranny commy scum
>>543076174I'd just use my bidet exclusively, TP is just used to dry my ass but I could use a washable towel if need be. My fellow Americans waste so much stuff it's unreal...
>>543089277>"everything is fake."No, just the retarded bullshit both of you niggers believe and follow is fake. There's no way this ends with voting.
>>543076950Why is israel allower to own nukes but not iran?
>>543088009Retard - im saying there already seems to be some shortages of canned goods.
>>543076712>hadkey word
>>543086454I'm not saying that I jerk it to her. I'm saying that there's a market for her content.>IndianI think that the beaner crowd is her main target audience. The black folks are probably another target demographic, I would surmise. While I'm sure plenty of indians are into that, I would think that most of them are into White women because of their izzat
>>543086846>bidetNo, but we have wet wipes here. The rich types here are into wet wipes. Also, a bidet is not magic. It won't solve other problems associated with obesity, poor diet, or other unhealthy lifestyle features of the typical American.
>>543090465most people flush the fuckers, and i've used wet wipes when on vacation there. it's horrible when you can't see what you're cleaning (good for wiping babies asses). i never really felt clean, and i knew i was getting shit in my hands when using it. just shit and shower, or buy a bidet you can just plug and play on your toilet. they're only like $30. wiping is disgusting
>>543076043>hording dry foods>not starting seed banks>not moving near arable land>not having fish farms in your basement These people are complete retards. You can store as much canned crap as you want, doesn't change the overreliance on the supply chains that are being actively destroyed by the day. Sysco isn't going to exist anymore. The grocery store isn't going to exist anymore. Civilization is ending. Globalism is over. If you can't figure out how to live sustainably or aren't connecting with people who are living sustainably, you will die. We are never going back to a "normal", things are going to become progressively crazier and more unstable by the day.
>>543076712It's meant to control pricing.There isn't going to be shortage in that people aren't going to be able to move shit around, it's just that prices for these goods will start to rise due to shipping costs.The funny thing also is toilet paper is probably the least of their concerns since it's generally made locally to its selling location but retards will still create a scarcity.
>>543090736Wouldn't you still have to wipe after using a bidet or do euros and third worlders just walk around with fecal water spray splatters on their ass and legs?
>>543090886Just pork max so you get used to the flavor of long pig when the time is right. There will be plenty of free range retards soon enough.
>>543076174
>>543091269after using the bided i just grab a couple pieces of tp and dry by butt and toss the clean wet paper in the trash can, then wash my hands. it's not that serious. but i usually try to time my shits with my morning shower
>>543091269This. The bidet meme is overhyped.
>>543079742Why not just have zesty niggers come over and tongue your anus?
>>543090736A bidet is a waste of water and other resources. I don't think that they are worth the investment-- at least not here. Wipes should be enough, unless you have serious health issues.
>>543083591Agreed but you will have mass panic because normies think it's the end of the world.I still remember the Covid panic where they bought EVERYTHING out from every store and after about a month everything went back to normal except prices went up a bit.
>>543091604Sounds like the Chinese had it right. Bamboo is everywhere
>>543076950>our country
>>543076043Says the all knowing valentina!!
>>543091518>wash yo ass>>543091604everything is a waste of resources if you live your life like a fucking neanderthal lol. tp is a waste of resources for me. just like the vidrel you posted, there's has been a gradual evolution in how we clean our asses, with bidets being the modern and cleanest way. i guess americans not washing their asses is just a cultural thing, akin to pajeets street shitting, which is ironic in how cultures that wash with water, make fun of toilet paper users, like tp users make fun of jeets kek. >shiterarchy
>>543091667the media caused this
>>543076043>dry beansYuckGayDon't careGross
>>543076043I'll still have to work that day
>>543079637This. Nothing ever happens, but you'll be paying out the ass for nothing.
>>543076043Imagine not having 2+ months of food and supplies stocked AT MINIMUM in any year after 2020.
>>543076144No, he's destroying the boomer ponzi economy and that's good for you and me both.
>>543090736what kind of subhuman has messy shits? eat less sugar, eat more fiber. i only have to wipe at most 3 times
>>543076144Israel has a right to defend themselves.
>>543079855>Truckers don't pay for their own diesel you retarded niggerOn the west coast many of them do. They get paid per job independently and have to cover all costs themselves and hope they make a profit.
>>543076950kek. now this is how you troll.
>>543076308It is so suspicious Ruskibro. A large Exxon diesel refinery in Illinois had a power outage 9 days ago. The power went out, a pump failed and there was some flooding. This is still not back on line.That accounts for 11M gallons of diesel per day in the US. Add that to some of the Russian refineries that were hit by UKR drones. Then the Houtis take out the pipeline to feed Euro refineries crude oil - Saudi has cancelled 2 months of shipment contracts to Europe - no diesel.Maybe I am overly suspicious, but this all seems coordinated. OP is not wrong about a stock up. You don't have to go full prepper, but why not buy 50lb rice and beans and then just use it up slowly. You haven't lost anything if the nothingburger arrives, you just work through the food slowly. Obviously don't over buy perishable shit.
>>543085110>This is always a fair point. Stocking up is to survive minor bumps in lifestyle, it is not and can never be a permanent solution. Exactly>To be somewhat grim, this is a thing where you don't have to be the best prepared, you just can't be the worst prepared. The less stock you have the sooner you have to go outside into the chaos to find your next meal. Stocks just mean you get to wait, watch and assess for longer.My strategy. I see people that can easily afford to buy up all the solar, propane tanks, generators, jackery, etc, tractors, tracts of land, etc, but their lifestyle never changes, they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a rifle, and have never hunted, taken game, gutted and prepped game, etc. They dont have killer instinct. So I need enough to go and retrieve what is needed from soft hands and soft minds. You need to be well prepared to be a predator, top of the food chain. The month or two of hanging out waiting for the first wave of weakness to come and go is a huge advantage. Again though. None of this needs to come to pass.If the White Men of the West would destroy the jews and their synagogue of satan utterly and to the last, this world is so easy to make into heaven. Its pretty close now, if the usurious jews were destroyed, there is a lot out there for everyone. And if the White Men of the West take back their women and put all the poos, shitskins, tird worlders and subhumans back in their ancestral lands, the White West will be heaven.White Men of the West have a choice. Do nothing and the jews terraform earth into hell and White Men go extinct.Or take the God-given power back, destroy the jew, and build a great place to exist while in our mortal coils.
>>543076950Iran has oil and therefore money. If they wanted 3lbs of weapons grade Uranium, they would have it. They apparently have been looking for a nuke for 40 years - when the Soviet Union broke up in 1991, nukes were scattered in all the territories and could be bought from mercs. They are buddies with Pakistan, who would give them what they wanted. Kim Jung said he would give Iran a single weapon that would eliminate Israel - that implies a nuke.They have some of the top engineers for missile design on the planet right now. If they wanted a nuke to destroy Israel they would already have it many times over.
>>543093657>Israel has a right to defend themselves.Izzreel is a forgery and the synagogue of satan populated by edomites, "jews", khazars and ashkenazi. They are not the 12 tribes, they are a disgrace and they are the those that Christ Jesus said who say they are jews but are not, and lie. Izzreel is a fake nation using a revived fake language and even today, Netanyahu is a fucking poloc kike named Milekowski with a changed name. Golda Meir was from fucking Wisconsin (born as a jewcrainian jew in Kiev). David Ben Gurion was a poloc kike born David Grun. From 136 AD to the Balfour declaration, 1781 years, it was Syria Palestina. And still is. And the Darby and Scofield bible scam of the 1860s forced Christians worldwide to be believe the filthy rat vermin synagogue of satan banking kikes lead by the Rothschilds were somehow the jews of the Old Testament. They arent.The jews must be destroyed utterly and to the last.Or the White Men of the West will perish and the world will be Chinese, jews and animals/morlocks. I pray if that happens the Chinese destroy the jew for final victory.I think the Chinks will pour one out for the white dead homies, but it doesnt have to end this way.
>>543076043What's the point of stocking up? If it's as bad as you say it will be, then someone else will just take it all anyway. If I have little to nothing, I lose nothing. Besides, I already have enough ammo to take out lots of faggots who try.
How do I make my poops more solid and less squishy? Maybe I have a food allergy I dont know about or something. I'm not even fat. I'm 5'10 and 160 pounds.
>>543076283Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
>>543094197The Ayatolla (now dead, the guy who was blown to shit) was AGAINST having an assembled bomb. He was in favour of having the components but not assembling them. Blumph blew that guy to kingdom come for some reason. So now he's been replaced by a guy who doesnt think like him.
>>543094707I'm sorry, one roll a day? Can we have an Amerifat to human conversion on this? I probably use 12 squares per day ... a roll? Do you eat 3 briskets per day and brush your teeth with bean burritos?
>>543094707>TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.Wipe your fucking ass with a wet rag and then throw it into the washing machine. Fuck the toilet paper jew.
>>543092248>americans not washing their asses is just a cultural thingWe're not into dystopian European cultural fads. A bidet is one example of what we don't participate in. We also aren't big into the walkable city fad or public transit. FWIW, more affluent or pretentious health conscious types who like to LARP as if they are European are embracing the bidet -- but those are just normie faggots. Wet wipes and toilet paper are for chads
>>543091673>bambooThat sounds potentially painful, but that seems like a more practical approach for a pre modern culture.
>>543076043first country collapse?
>>543076043Liberal tears. When are you going to stop making these threads? Fear mongering loser
>>543076950iran has a right to defend itself
>>543093920it's not coordinatedtrump fucked up the middle east so everything is operating with literally no margin of error. any minor disruption has outsized effects because both straits are blocked in large parts
>>543076144>BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF :(>heh, ur obsessed
>>543076282thats the least of their problems when they go outside in their fallout irl hellscape with all the gangs waiting to skin them alive.
We have been "fucked" for 1000000 times since 2020 yet nothing has happened. Nothing will happen this time.
>>543076043>possible black swan eventI'm not ready
>>543095101The "we can't let Iran get nukes" story just doesn't make sense to me at all.It isn't easy to get exact figures, but Iran has launched 495 to 900 ballistic missiles at Israel. Israel claims a 92% intercept rate, but also admits the Iron dome and David's sling are out of interceptors in many areas. Iran launched trash at them and forced them to use their protection until it was out. The problem is a $300k Iranian missiles is intercepted by 1.5 - 2 multi-million dollar rockets on average. It is just an exercise in attrition at this point.Iran has not hit Israel since June 8th with ballistic missiles. They know they are dry in many areas and undefended, but they choose not to attack.Make it make sense that we are told Iran would erase Israel the second it got a nuke. They don't need a nuke at all. Estimates for Iran's stockpile is 2000-3000 ballistic missiles as well as drones and shorter range rockets. Iran can almost make the replacements as fast as they can fire them. All their capabilities are underground and not able to be stopped.They don't have a nuke, but 2000-3000 ballistic missiles could end Israel by tomorrow morning. Israel has 2 operating Nuclear reactors. If they were hit you have a Fukushima/3mile island problem and everyone has to leave. Their nukes don't power electricity, but they could take power offline elsewhere. 3000 un-intercepted missiles and Israel is a parking lot. They could hit civilian areas and kill millions if they are so hungry for death.Right now they don't need a nuke to end Israel, but they aren't doing it. We are told the top 60 of their government have been killed by US/Israeli attacks. They killed their supreme leader, who is like a President and Pope in one. This is war and nobody would bat an eye to Iran killing all of their leadership.
>woman has an opinion
>>543076174Yeah but its relatively cheap, has a practically infinite shelf life, even if nothing happens then ho hum you just don't have to buy more toilet paper for a long time
>>543097258Because it's not a war really, just a way to justify getting things shittier in the west even further. Especially if the fuel, to make the green 2030 agenda less obvious. It wouldn't be surprising if Iranians are in on it and are using the war to rally support and get rid of dissidents.
>>543076174It's psychological, having it is one less worry and it's nice to have a non crusty asshole.
>>543076144Trust the plan.KEK
>>543089176Also useless alone. Only work in reducing the fuel consumption from 3 tons of fuel a day, while the ships use 20 tons a day normally. Those stupid things are not moving a ship themselves, and they ONLY work when the wind is behind them.Three tons of fuel a day adds up, especially when you get some idiot to 'invest' or hand over a grant to install them at their cost and not yours. But not something that would keep our shitty jew run society running.
>>543076950A nuke will make this place look and smell nicer
>>543076906>when a jew meets another jew in public
>>543084673It's the best kind tho faggot
>>543076308You would know ivan
>>543097258The Iranian missiles are fast but achieve that by having a small payload.They don’t have any of the kinds the US has that can convert all the civilians in an area into molecules.
When they start posting this, it means the top is here and they want you buying the top.
>>543097417That is the thing, I don't think it is Iran vs Israel, Iran vs US ... the rulers of every country, regime, political system are all one big happy family. Iran could erase Israel any time they want and have not hit them since June 8th. Any guys like Gaddafi, Saddam or Assad are called butchers and are killed or removed. Are they butchers of do they just not want to play ball.It comes down to the people that run this world and the people that live in this world. There are no real conflicts. It is all theatre and civilians lose their lives. The politicians and media rant and rave how we have to hate all the other people in the world. They are evil, they are corrupt, they hate our freedom. It turns out those people are told the West steals all the money and lives in excess while you starve. They have to keep everyone divided and hating each other. If they didn't the 8B people that live in the world would remove the 8,000 people that run the world.
>>543076043what ever happened to the Tesla EV big rig? That was making a splash a year ago, I would think he'd be crowing about it now.
>>543089277I'm not a both sides guyI think the false israel must be destroyed and all jewish goblins must be rounded upAnyone who fights against the jew has my support
>>543076144Isn't that what we voted for?
>>543080077Checked. This exactly. Quit bitching and pour sugar in your gas tank.
>>543076144ok valentina!! Your twitter advice is the best!!!
>>543076043nigger the only shortages in tp are temporary caused by panic buying even the most dysfunctional town makes that shit locally, i guarantee unless you live in a literal shack in the wastelands you have one or more paper compaines that do nothing but produce and package various toilet papers
>>543076043two weeks huh?
>>543076043the less we eat, the less we'll shit. and the less slop we eat, the more solid our shits. let's not go overkill on the toilet paper
>>543092308Beans are scrumptious, you will not survive.
>>543076103First post jewbot post
>>543082821who are these assholes wearing brown shoes with black suits? god DAMN, the social fabric is crumbling.
>>543076043>oil higher under Obongo for 4 years>no one die
>>543076950post your address you worthless glownigger
>>543076043EVERYBODY FUCKING BUY TOILET PAPER RIGHT NOW
>>543076043>It's an emergency! Go shopping now! Buy stuff and you will be saved! Shop yourselves to safety!
>>543103360huh? The one guy wearing a black suit is wearing black shoes. everyone else is wearing a blue suit.
>>543076043https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/apr/20/amazon-sellers-price-raises-california
>>543076174Sanitation is key to staying healthy. Even if sewer and water is intermittent millions of us have our own septic and wells and could carry on a simple life without resorting to street shitting. Even if I didn't have that I'd just build a tree bog so waste could be used as fertilizer.
>>543081090Pull your pump up, get the model number and go buy a spare pump if you haven't already. A dogshit chinese pump is good for maybe 3 years. If you have that, some wire, wire nuts and an auxillary general purpose pump you can avoid or fix the most damaging pitfalls yourself. I don't think you'd have trouble getting solids removed, those services aren't going anywhere but worse case you could just empty it yourself. Getting a pump on short notice very well could become a problem.
>>543076950try to kill yourself then Iran wont be a problem for you
everywhere I go in CA and NV, I see fat ppl. very few are actually thin/fit and they stand out in a sea of fatties. so yes, food prices going up is not a big deal, and is necessary.
>>543076043>2 weeks
>>543077716I posted this one reddit once like a year ago at most I was mass downvoted bc they thought I was serious Reddit is so fucking gay
>>543107185When you act like a retard around a bunch of retards things get pretty retarded. Unfortunately you still have to go back
>>543089176No shit. Its a fucking bulk carrier, do you expect traditional sails like you'd see on a sailing yacht?>>543097908Depending on where you're sailing (like across the alantic) you can use well known routes that have consistent tailwinds. Its basically the jetstream for oceans.
>>543076043QUICK GOY GO CONSOOM NOWWW WE NEED YOUR MONEY STUPID FUCKING SLAVE YOUR A GOY NOW GO PANIC BUY NOW~!!!!!
>>543108854I would fuck Daughterjak unironically, yes.
>>543076950Supreme bait, Anon. Well done.
>>543076043Prices are already coming down.Gas will be cheap by midterms.That communist country we just liberated didn't maintain their equipment they stole from capitalists.Imagine that.
>high gas prices are ruining the country.>t. picrel
>>543076043A stocked up years ago when food was cheaper.
>>543110217So you have old food?
>>543076043Trump will ban diesel exports.>Inb4source
>>543076144your country wasn't founded on oil, it just grew fat and indolent on ityou will survive, but a lot of fat will need trimming in the process
>>543110266I got Rice, Wheat, Beans, and a ton of freeze dried #10 cans of different meats, soups, and veggies, with 30 year expiration dates. I even have a 6 gallon bucket of mylar sealed hardtack that I made myself, that lasts forever. I figure ill give some of the hardtack away to starving neighbors or visitors, ill keep the rest for immediate family and myself.
>>543076950Nuking Tel Aviv would enhance the entire planet instantly.
>>543076174true, ill just indianmaxx
>>543079584where's the accountability?
>>543077716>1 roll a dayWho the fuck shits so often that they use an entire roll in a day!? A bog roll lasts a week for one person unless you're a fat amerishart who shits ten times a day.
Hope we get some drama over here as well. It is eerily boring
>>543076043>toilet paper I'll just shit on my migger neighbor lawn will wipe my ass with his American flag too.
>>543080323This. Rubbing bleached by kike paper on your sphincter every day for your entire life, when you can just dab it dry instead, is peak npc retardation.Hey, since you silly cunts can't possibly think it is what we think is causing all that ass cancer, maybe do some preventative maintenance instead. Or keep chaffing your ass.Retards.
Is she the same one that brought 13 packages of toilet paper at the start of covid and within 2 weeks was bringing most of them back for refunds?
>>543081478Pay for it bud.Take a shower, scrape together $250, and have a good time. Don't have that shit hanging over your head.Break the bead and become a warlord with a harem of grateful whores in the times to come.
>>543076043>>543076103>an extra $10 per week in diesel is gonna destroy the food supply!!!!!!!
>>543076537Goddamnit shlomo you should know that the word is yoke. Go re-read your bible
>>543077716fuck...
>>543076043>Unironically "2 moar weeks"Nothing EVER FUCKING HAPPENS. Call me when Iran bombards Israel.
>>543097222>we have been fucked>nothing will happenNice flag, (((anon))).Thanks for doing your part to reawaken the genetic memory of the necessity for pogroms and burning synagogues scenting the morning air. Nobody does it better than you five eye faggots. I only hope it's not intentional.
>>543110333My favorite. America is a fucking joke now. And that's coming from a Canadian.
>>543111825Nobody. This idiot has been larping this garbage since 2021. It'd be funny if it wasn't a sales pitch.
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>>543091604What did Africans & Indians use?
>>543076174You have died of Dysentery
>>543076950What's your country kike?
Kek
