Like what do I do if war breaks out in Europe?I'm not talking about politics, I mean just practically? What can one even do?
Get drafted and fight I guess.
>>543083145I am not fucking doing that.How do I avoid the draft?
>>543083144I don't know. Don't have enough money to fly out to Turkey or Cambodia on a 90 day visa and have family support you as a neet with much weaker currency? Lots of Russians and Ukrainians seem to have done that
>>543083144Checked. Also, I don't know. My "readiness" goes as far as having my emergency backpack loaded with stuff I might need. Not just for war but like in general. North of me is nothing but forest and nature so maybe hide out there somewhere.
>>543083146europe is too small for you to hide
>>543083144compose cool balkan war songshttps://youtu.be/abyCF42m_ns
>>543083147I could do that but what about my family? What do I do with my parents?>>543083148I guess just fleeing to the woods is an idea. We have a lot of those.
>>543083146just cut off your thumbs bro, works every timelosing a leg works too but they might find you an office jobor you could ingest cigarettes dipped in gasoline, i forget what it's supposed to do to you but apparently it makes you too sick to be drafted and the doctors aren't trained to diagnose it properly, the drawback being that unless you die you need to keep doing it to stay sickgood luck bro!
>>543083151Your parents will probably not get drafted...oh wait you're talking about balkan ethnic cleansing not regular warfare?
>>543083152Jesus fucking Christ>>543083153Yeah if the war comes here it won't just be a military conflict. Mf will just kill anyone they find.
>>543083144just flee to south america bro. I'm not dying for LGBTQ rights and infinity immigrants
>>543083144for me it's:>arrive at place and time designated in my mobilization letter>receive rifle and uniform>await further instructionsnot so complicated
>>543083156You're gonna be a war hero anon!
>>543083144Go to the nearest fast food restaurant. Order 500 burgers and 500 large fries. Gulp it all down with soda. Gain a bunch of weight. Too fat to fight.
>>543083152How do you cut your leg properly?
>>543083157I am expendableI will suffer immensely both physically and psychologically and see people close to me get killed or maimed in horrible waysI will die a horrible painful gory deathand that's okayno need to cry over spilled milk
>>543083155What do I do in South America?>>543083156You are literal cattle>>543083158I kneel to American draft dodging wisdom
>>543083144You should know better, you've had one recently.
buy a VW type-2 and drive to Canada
>>543083152>just cut off your thumbs bro, works every timeMy great-grandfather shot his point finger off after 2 years on the frontline in WW2. He couldn't continue this.
>>543083164damn that's fucked up. But I feel like they'd still find you something horrific to do even without a finger
>>543083162Everyone either fought or stayed put. The ones who fought just got traumatized or died while the ones that stayed put ended up as refugees. I ain't doing that.
>>543083165He was chopping down the woods for camps and everything near the frontlines after that.
>>543083161Also learn a practical skill like welding or basic medical. You'll still be in a danger zone, but you'll be far behind the front lines, and you'll be fed and paid.
>>543083168What do you mean by basic medical?
>>543083168> practical skill like welding or basic medical.congratulations you are now a combat medic or engineer stillfrontline infantry
>>543083154>Yeah if the war comes here it won't just be a military conflict. Mf will just kill anyone they find.Just win bro, it's that easy
>>543083169Becoming a nurse etc. They're always in demand, even though the pay isn't great and it's fairly stupid proof. You might have to wash an old man's crusty asshole from time to time. If you have the time I would suggest learning electronics. Especially radios. >>543083170They're not going to bother to train someone fat to be a combat medic. He would have to be in shape and less retarded than everyone around him. Welding doesn't equate to engineering skill, you're thinking construction. If he could weld he'd be in a fabrication plant or a dockyard.
>>543083160you wont think this way when you get chased by a drone
Time was you could just put on a dress and they wouldn't let you in but nowadays they might make you a geneeal
>>543083144Nigga how on Earth should we know? You guys are the ones with experience
>>543083175I'm a spoiled zoomer...
>>543083174>Public Health Servicewho writes this shit
Ain’t nobody gonna find me in bumfuck Lappland, also i’m too old to be draft material, have fun dying young dipshits
>>543083144just try to kill some shit before you die and we will meet in slavic valhalla or something
>>543083144>>543083146>>543083154Imagine this much of a coward.KWAB
>>543083180You really want to die for Israel that badly?
>>543083144Be valuable to the country in a non-military role or flee. Alternatively, have a skill so you don't get put on as a grunt.
>>543083144defend evropa
>>543083183Kill yourself you retarded jungle monkey
>>543083184fight to the death if you wanna lose muslim status and become white
>>543083185Before I ever betray my faith I would massacre you mayo monkeys ten times over
Flowchart>Is it for juden interestNo fight >Is it for national interest Pass me kalaš brat
>>543083186If you're a muslim then why the confusion on what to do during war? Surely Quran has something written on that.
>>543083188Kek half the book is about it.
Nothing happens to me, even if it is a WW2 like scenario where the US decides to draft people to keep Russia from getting too uppity.I maybe an autistic fuck, but at least that makes me ineligible to serve.
>>543083190Historically speaking that ain't saving you from shit if it's serious. Maybe the first round
>>543083144Keep a grenade spare and make sure to take an officer with you. Even if it's your own.
>>543083146if the situation get serious you can't
>>543083191I got other ailments and age that would disqualify me too.Only way I would die is if shit goes nuclear, and if it gets to that point, most mfers are gonna either die instantly or a slow grueling death that will envy the former. I live in a major US city, so the former is quite high.
People think the moment war happens every man gets drafted and every man is sent on the first line of contact kek.
I don't really know anon, I am not sure if I would even bother to trying to save my life, I have nothing. I mean my life is not the worst and I don't live on the street but I don't have a life I would want to and I don't really see myself being able to achieve it. Kill the people trying to kidnap you from the street like you could see with poor ukie bastards on videos sure, then maybe roam the streets until eventually I get killed? Dunno, how you feel about that? War is hell.
By joining the winning side, you can be that guy will wave the wagner flag in warsaw.
>>543083146Literally go to the nearest country that wouldn't give a shit. Likely Turkey
Minutes. Miau maiu niau..miaiuah.. 36
>>543083144You have the misfortune to live in close proximity to Asia and Africa. God damn, I love living in America.I understand that there are cities in Serbia that just keep getting glassed and taken again and again throughout history becuase that's where the rubber meets the road.
>>543083146Just go to Chile or Uruguay. They are easy to get in and more developed than your country
>>543083180>if you don't want to die to make your local oligarch slightly richer then you're a cowardnah miss me with thatwhen you heading to iran bro?
>>543083144werent people being slaughtered in your country like 30 years ago? just go out and ask some uncs
>>543083144Sit at home and smoke weed all day>checked
move to the countryside without telling anybody
>be millennial unc >No way they'll draft me over Zoomer and Alpha twinksFeels good man
>>543083144Well I'm taking a train to Germany or some other EU cunt and then I fly the fuck out somewhere far away.I'm not gonna fight, fuck off.
I made this thread drunk I watch some video about WW3 and got paranoid Nothing will probably happen
>>543083146Grow your beard to comical proportions, call the draft officer a mushrik and imply you'll blow yourself up to kill the zindiq general if they ever let you close to high brass. People with muslim brotherhood ties imc don't get drafted because the military doesn't trust them with weapons
>>543083207Average soldier in Ukraine is like 35-40
>>543083144I ain't fighting, will take a ride to anywhere if im in warzone.
>>543083206What do you think happens after they run out of boys?
All the refugees will leave too. War is good for Europe.
>>543083212They didn't run out of boys during WWII, they aren't going to run out of boys in the drone era. Have fun, broccoli heads
>>543083146people here avoid conscription by claiming they are depressed and that they will kill themselves and others if given a weaponprobably wont work if things get serious tho
>>543083144rape
Didn’t they do this trial run already, be a “skilled” worker. Everyone getting paid for sitting at home was cannon fodder. Personally would just refuse and return home at every opportunity. If it gets to Ukrainian blocking units, shoot any officer. South American option sounds good, can wire a house, do carpentry, basic welding, plumbing so wouldn’t go hungry.
the second they hand me a gun, i will shoot myself in the head
>>543083146Get on as many SSRIs as possible
>>543083144Trying to survive, stay away from civilization for a while.
>>543083144>>543083146Real answer (this is how Ukrainians do it): A. Escape the country.B. Keep your current adress, but move in with a relative who is too old to be drafted (parents, uncles etc.) and keep your movements to a minimum. The military doesn't have the resources to investigate and raid hideouts. You'll be miserable for years, but you'll probably live.
>>543083146Stop being a pussey. Your ancestors fought to protect their people, lands and kingdoms. you can fight for Tyrone and Patel to breed you sisters
>>543083144good. less europeans. the only good white europeans are dead white european
>>543083144Siesta
>>543083146>How do I avoid the draft?Dual citizenship. If one country starts a draft you just fuck off to the other one.
>>543087640>Stop being a pussey. Your ancestors fought to protect their people, lands and kingdoms. you can fight for Tyrone and Patel to breed you sisters
>>543087714What?What did we ever do to you, aren't you some jolly island guys?
>>543083197Cuckner can't even defeat literal niggers in Mali, and their HQ was seized by le Monke after their little rebellion stunt lmao
>>543088068you should all die the most grueling death possible. Death to all europeans.
