>super scary WAR dance>gets buckbroken and colonized anyway>every kiwi sports team still performs this retarded dance to “intimidate”Intimidate how?
>>543087791you're meant to dance back. if you just watch then yea they look dumb
i thought they do modern dances too
>>543087955>>543087917>>543087791Saaar we are owning the Muslims with our based pagan dance Saaar. We must also start fucking other men to show the Muslims!!!
>>543087791When I was in highschool, we had to do a haka. I didn't turn up that day.
>>543087917name of the queen in white?
>>543087791it's more about morale and getting the blood pumping than for the "recipient"
>>543088042you have an incoming call good sir
>>543088076Cringe
>>543087791Can’t it just be a humiliation ritual for these maorifags
>>543088074Barbin. She has stolen my seed a few times.
pakehas are beyond cucked
>>543087955Did I just get served?
Was watching some Gordon Ramsey travel cooking show and in it he met with some Tasmanian natives who did a native dance for him. Every single one of the natives looked and sounded exactly like a NZ of European descent with mud and paint on them. I was baffled. Doesn't Tasmania have actual indigenous people in it? Or were they all bred out or lost to emigration?
>>543087791Well nearly every country on earth was "buck broken" as you so kindly but it by the British at some point. The best ones were classed as "martial races" the gurkha's (not the regular indians) the moari, certainly not anyone from canada but certain others too. Also the haka is peak pre sporting event drama, you wouldn't get it, you don't play manly sports like rugby.
>>543088680The settlers mostly wiped them out in the Tasmanian Black War. Brutal stuff.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_War
>>543089104yt ppl bad
>>543088042How does that work? Are you even "allowed" to do a haka?
>>543088005Which one is the bottom?
>>543088005Mudslimes are fucking trash
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>>543087791cringe larp
>>543089705>the black nativesIndian bros.. we wuz black..
Man how embarrassing is it that your only cultural accomplishment is…. Dancing like a whoreReally incredible shit. Did nothing for thousands of years that a hooker doesn’t do
>>543087917Left absolutely mogs right. Would be even better with sound since the tapping noises she's making is a huge part of the dance.
oh come on tell me this isn't effective AF >https://youtu.be/H2PCcGdXvFY
