We won
>>543089167Never heard of that country.Did you guys ever do anything in history?
Congratulations
>>543089167I mean winning's pretty easy when your opponent is mentally retarded. Can't fault you though, a win's a win!
>>543089167Great thread. Thanks for posting today
>>543089167that's not Iceland.
>we
>>543089167Qrd?
Post prize
>>543089297Fish shaped candy and cardboard furniture
>>543089433the usa gets to build whatever they want, wherever they want and extract whatever real they want and gets veto power on anyone else building or investing in greenland but Denmark gets to keep paying for eskimo gibs at a loss of billions a year and the danish op thinks this means they won
>>543089167ultra based thread
>>543089433We fooled Trump. He got absolutely nothing but we let him prance around like the great fool he is thinking he made a great deal
>>543089433same deal as 1951 with some extra added flyover rights for USA defending NATOcountries not in the EU or NATO are banned from GreenlandGreenland becomes part of the deal on equel parts as Denmark and the USAGreenland must be part of NATO if it ever wants idependenceUSA reopens two old cold war era basesDenmark and USA will work closer together on detecing foreign spies on Greenlandthats about it
>>543089535>>543089596Well one of you is right but I'm not gonna wait til this thread hits 300 with nothing but spambots
>>543089535You sure did bro, great job!
>>543089596we gained veto power over anyone getting to do anything in Greenland, including you, and we get to take whatever resources we want for free whilst you get to keep paying their gibs haha. This was a total American victory that danish public is too stupid to understand lmao
>>543089297This book. I'm not entirely sure what the point of it was other than ranting about Abraham.
>>543089884Art of the deal right?
>>543089167Iceland won, you lost
>>543090068yes. Imagine you own a vacation home which i said i wanted to buy. You say no. Then you strike a deal that gives me exclusive access to the vacation home, i get to move in and you have to ask me for permission before using, but you get to keep paying for the mortgage. This was the deal you made. Absolutely humiliating haha but because you technically didnt sell, you are going sell it as a win to your low iq population lmao
>>543089297What is it, Netherlands?
Reminder that the new tactic at Eglin is to be obnoxiously pro-Trump whilst clearly still arguing in bad faith.
The only thing they ever taught us about the 'mark is that you guys sailed to england because nothing grows where you're from.
>>543090234Mogged
>>543090234I understand the "deal" you don't need to explain it to me in the form of a terrible analogy
>>543089167>>543089433>>543089777I always thought the "we must HAVE Greenland" thing was stupid, I get that it's important for strategic defense, and that we need bases and early warning radars and missile defense there, but Denmark is an ally, it seems nonsensical to think we have to take over them in order to do something for our mutual defense instead of just... I dunno, work with our ally. Like they'd have some sort of problem with the US doing something that helps both of us out.We soured our relationship over something that should have just been a mutually understood thing to work together.
>>543089297>>543090285>I'm totally ignorant. OWNED!
>clause 4They have to contract Greenlanders to get anything done
>>543089167won what? cuck of the year award?
>>543089167YOU LOST TRANNYGREENLAND BELONGS TO TRUMP
>>543090426Shitlibs hate Trump and they make everything extra difficult. Anglokies lost.
>>543090515We'll send you a letter via post but it may not reach you for a few months
>>543089297I for one would expect >90% of Americans to know about Lego and Ozempic.
>>543089535No need to pull shit from your ass and doing it here like you know something when the the text of agreement is right here: https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/2026/09/agreement-between-the-government-of-the-united-states-of-america-and-the-government-of-the-kingdom-of-denmark-together-with-the-government-of-greenland-to-amend-and-supplement-the-agreement-of-27-apri/
>>543090655it just seems something so easy to hash out thought without this whole art of the deal absurd starting point bullshit.Just meet with Denmark and say hey we want to make a missile defense shield and need to put parts of it in Greenland for the best strategic defense. This improves our deterrence against Russia which in turn deters them from attacking you or any other NATO country, it's a win win for both of us. They say "okay, sounds good, better mutual defense is agreeable to us" boom done.
>>543090515*when feasible
>>543089297Shut up. All you care about is Europe. The American boomer can't stop talking about how they one day will visit Europe. Let's face it your country isn't cool like Europe is. The US turned from OK to total shit in 50 years.
You turned the most Atlanticist country in Europe into a country that now polls -90 on Americans. 1951 treaty already let you build whatever you wanted after a phone call. You spent 8 months threatening a NATO ally for two abandoned Cold War strips and a press conference.Threatened to annex a NATO ally while the “little excursion” in Iran turned into a tanker war and a munitions shortage.
>>543090809pretty much this
>>543091081Modern america is just 350 million people with nothing in common with eachother and a whole lot of problems chasing a hyperinflating currency. If you move really quick you can make europe like that as well.
>>543089167Your entire economy rests on the shoulders of fat diabetic Americans who need your drugs.
>>543090874>The US turned from OK to total shit in 50 years.how do you know?
>>543091284what happens when America is 0.1% obese?
>>543090809It is the British glowniggers hired by the anglokikes who are making things difficult for Trump. They have their puppets orders to not cooperate with Trump.
Remember when USAID happened? Remember who got really mad? This got the swamp is a little upset.
>>543091284so what you are saying is that we make money as long as america is controlled by jews and fed goyslop?kinda based ngl
>>543091449Epstein and Maxwell were tied to the British royals. The swamp has always consisted of anglokikes meddling in US politics.
>>543089297They've raped you just now
>>543090234You still have to pay and build the base yourself so it's not like a vacation home you dumb migger
>>543092158worst Airbnb host ever desu
>>543091375but that's Sovereign Danish territory, what the fuck does Britain play into it aside from mutually benefitting from improved deterrence for all of us?
>>543089167what even is this flag ar you american or sum kind of yeropein? if you ar american yea trump says we win. if you aint american then you looz bub plane and simpal. our house our rules dont like it go be in china
>>543092264>but that's Sovereign Danish territoryLol, okay, I mean sure Denmark is sovereign on paper but can it defend itself? Sovereignty must be backed by something.>what the fuck does Britain play into it aside from mutually benefitting from improved deterrence for all of us?There is no "us". Britain and the US are not on the same team.
>>543092527>trump says we winBased retard
>>543092678Britain has become a destructive force with its Identity Politics and D&C meddling through its Open Society NGOs and glownigger, sabotage networks. They even tried that James Bond shit on the USA by meddling in Trumps elections and used bot agencies to steer Twitter opinion against Trump. They are dirty bastards who haven't had their noses bled in quite a good while.
>>543092678the US would need to attack us to find out wouldn't they?
>>543093109based I'll get a danish refugeef for sure now
>>543092678they're in NATO, and because of Article V an attack on Britain is the same as an attack on Denmark and the US. What benefits one of us defensively benefits all of us.
>>543089167PØLSEPØLSEPØLSEOf course you did, Trump is a loud-mouth faggot.
>>543091219Hold my wine, and watch.
>>543089167What do you guys do with Greenland anyway?
>>543094836produce hapas
>>543094836it has the 8th largest proven deposits of Rare Earth Elements in the world.
Americans are just crazyEveryone thought this craziness was confined to Democrats, what with that luggage-stealing tranny nuclear boss, and the tranny admiral, and all the other Biden weirdnessBut it turns out Republicans are just as crazy in their own way
>>543089167What did we win? The prize for the most hamefullt embarrassing and retarded press and political class? When other eat the crow?
>>543094836Dane-Eskimo hybrids vigor. We are a bit like Saruman
>>543090809Why just do the thing you have to do if you can do the thing you want to do, while ruining your international relations and guaranteeing the victory of the left in other countries.
>>543089167poop
>>543095456Ever try going mad without power, it's boring. No one ever listens to you.
God bless the Kingdom of Denmark
>>543089167If there is a single jew still drawing breath in your country final victory has not been achieved.
>>543095514>Whom do you serve>DENMARK
>>543096140What's with the jive hands?
>>543096202Learned it from your negros on tiktok
>>543095456There are no differences between republicans and democrats.The difference is the way they talk, and act.At the end of the day, they are all going towards the same goals and keeping Americans by the balls by making them believe their lives will change dramatically if "their side" is elected.We can just look at the situation for Americans today. What has changed is nothing but what they believe has changed. Immigration, sure, but that part has not changed anything in their lives at all. Their personal economy has not changed. Everything has become more expensive and it will continue to become more expensive regardless who is in office. Housing has become more expensive and will continue to rise. Their ability to spend has become less and less and will continue to be less.In other words, Americans will get less and less and less no matter who is in charge.
>>543096270Well at least she's not speaking ikgluuk I guess
>>543096140foids are absolutely bizarre nowadays
>>543096387They still speak ikgluuk but also learn Danish in school from first grade. High school is primarily in Danish because they don't have their own teachers lol.
>>543096382the funny thing is that trump didnt do anything distinctly republican. The whole ICE outrage was simply his terror method to shock immigrants into submission and force them to leave but it didnt work so he just quit the immigration issue entirely. his attempt of reindustrialization got shadowed by his ambitions in Iran. Now he is just playing the establishment game while Democrats under Biden raped the entire world with troon, faggy and slut shit
>>543096661Better to communicate with the seals desu
>>543096043Based and HYPERBØREAN pilled
>>543089884AnonWhen China built an airport years ago under Biden he made Denmark pay for it
>>543096740Basically yes.I think however that they are all in on it. The US has talked about these issues for decades but never done anything. And I think the reason for that is the same reason why other countries dont do anything about it, and that is because of what "the international community" will think.Then then get Trump, and they know Trump does not care and can be a fallguy since he as no filter. And then they push it and see if it works, wich it does not, and then they have used a puppet who think he is God for the ultimate test.We dont see any big objection beside demonstrations and talks from the left side either. And if Trump was a person who actually was a big threat to the US, he would have been dead a long long time ago.Thing is that they has used Trump to test shit, and since it has not worked, they can now for probably deacades blame what happened during Trump if they cant fix things or things just keep on getting worse.
>>543094105There is no NATO without the USA. Trump needs Greenland because he's prepping for the future in which the US will control what volume of Chinese trade is allowed to reach Europoors. See how Trump just pocket-picked the fools,oops, I mean NATO allies without anyone even realising what just happened?
>>543092527Knights HospitallerYou’d know that if you had healthcare
>>543095670yeah it makes us look untrustworthy and belligerent and for what? The same thing we could have gotten with mutual cooperation, I guess it got results faster at the cost of trust.
>>543097334Slower actually
>>543097577I think they were thinking all the deliberation and debates of environmental impact of new US bases would take too long or somethingI guess they'd have a point since you guys went totally green and shit, cause on the surface, US investment in new bases in Greenland that we pay for, and US investment in Greenland's Rare Earth mines is a win for Denmark and a win for us and China and Russia lose in it.But ultimately I wish we'd just solved this in a friendlier way, we really should have. I like Denmark I don't like that we seemed like an antagonist to them. We should be friends and partners.
>>543097334he could've gotten this deal in his first term if he wanted to
>>543097857I wish he had
>>543097140>they are all in on it100% sure. if democrats actually opposed anything trump does, they would end it. its a two party system. its not a normal country that the power is scattered among a lot of people from a lot of different positions. both sides have enough shit on each other and enough financial allies to destroy each other if they wanted to. average americans control their politics just as much as they control what their favorite tv show character will do on the next episode.
>>543097808>Rare Earth minesNice cover story for the normalfaggots. The northern trade is opening up in the coming year and Trump wants a piece of that action.
>>543097808The greeness of Greenland is decided by Greenland home rule
>>543098043Chinks are gonna steal our 19th century icebreaker tech confirmed.
>>543090809Isnt the big hint here that nato doesnt have to be involved ?Isnt this explicitly betwen denmark and the US I think what going to be built in greenland isnt for the defense of nato whoch the US isnnt going to be apart of very quickly here...
>>543098043Rare Earth elements are a big part of it? The ice sheet is receding and uncovering millions of tons of rare earth metals that the west needs for defense that currently China has a chokehold on. China was trying to do an arctic version of the belt and roads initiative to further corner the market, this deal stops that, and can grant us (in combination with massive rare earth deposits found recently in the US since 2023) some independence from Chinese export controls.the whole deal is mutual defense against Russia, and realpolitik against China.
>>543089297>American>pretends he doesn't know where ozempic is from
>>543098231i can't see that part of the deali know miga media people was claiming thatfx the deal says Greenland will join NATO if it becomes independent which idk why that would be in it if the US was looking to leave NATO
>>543089167Im sorry, remind me what country that flag belongs to again? No this is not a joke I sincerely dont know.
>>543098256>stops that, and can grant us (in combination with massive rare earth deposits found recently in the US since 2023) some independence from Chinese export controls.This, it was actually an American victory if you look at the big pictureShort term it could have created a wedge between Denmark and Greenland, except that Greenland is totally and utterly dependent upon us, but long term any splinter that made its way in might go a long way in the future. American investments start creating factories, Greenland starts getting some of its own income and starts liking it, it might then decide to become the Saudi Arabia of the north with a rare earths boom and try a solo venture, except that would mean it would gravitate closer to America.Leftists like to mock Trump, but they don't understand how shaking things up might lead to opportunities, especially if you have a strategy in mind.>>543098619NATO is the US, without the US NATO has nothing. America threatening to leave was an effective way of getting Europe to start actually pulling its weight.
>>543098700yeah the threatening to leave was transparently just a way to get NATO to ramp up defense spending with Russia being actually aggressive now it's in their best interest.
>>543098256>rare earthsDo you realize even the "rarest" rare earth is fairly abundant? Only reason they're rare is that it's extremely costly to process them. Good luck doing that in Greenland with ice/snow, low population (who are spoiled welfare queens) and zero infrastructure
>>543098700>American investments start creating factoriesit's not gonna happen>Saudi Arabia of the northlelthis is your brain on miga twitter>Leftists like to mock Trumpbecause he's a senile retard
>>543098687The country that discovered your McDonalds economic zone
>>543098865>get outsmarted by a senile retardnot a great look tbqhshould have taken the first deal, sold the dead weight to America that they can exploit sometime in the next century
>>543098853right, the investment on the processing side will be in the US, because we also found a lot of our own deposits recently. We need the infrastructure to chemically separate the oxides.We'll invest in the mines in Greenland, providing more jobs for them, bring the oxides here, and refine them into the needed magnets.That's the plan as far as I can tell anyway.
>>543089167Bokoen1 is a massive gay faggot
>>543098971Delulu
Gud velsigne Danmark!
>>543098973>should have taken the first dealthe deal you read about on twitter?
>>543089167The mutt king fooled his inbred cultists, LOL. It's consistently hilarious to see them wallow in their own ignorance.
>>543099020>concepts of a plan that i just imaginedtrump is genius if you just make up shit in your head
>>543099162The one where he offered 600 million USD a year, which covers our subsidies now we've just given him the same thing for free
Look how they're doing their best not to laugh when Trump can't reply to if ownership of Greenland is now off the table.
Ugh, Denmark gets to pay the eskimo welfare bill and all we get is strategic access and base building rights. Darn it! This sucks guys
>>543099366he made that offer according to who?
>>543099403this, it's a massive embarrassment >no you can't buy it from us, you can have it for free>>543099435either you're trolling or you're being willfully ignorantif you never heard of the multiple offers Trump made about purchasing Greenland I'm not going to spoonfeed you.
>>543099326well? what else are we going to do? Just let China choke the supply indefinitely?
>>543089167The bar was low but still, a W is a W
>>543099516>if you never heard of the multiple offers Trump made about purchasing Greenland I'm not going to spoonfeed you.you read it on twitter and believed itgullible fag
>>543099767>pretending to be retardedno, you're just retarded
>>543099548US companies could already have invested in Greenland if it was that importantMaybe they will maybe they won'tBut you're talking about a plan you just imagined in your mind to try and make Trump's retardation make senseGo and invest in all the great mining ventures on greenland if you believe in it so much
>>543089777>Greenland must be part of NATO if it ever wants independencerealpolitik is fine when ZOG does it but it's not fine when Russia does it.
>>543099842>it's still real to me
>>543099403>all we get is strategic access and base building rightsSo, literally the exact same agreement you had since 1944?
>>543098853I guess subcontinental people could be invited for repopulating it ?
>>543099548You know, critical minerals aren't "critical" because they're rare. The Fen Carbonatite Complex in southern Norway contains 15.9 million metric tons of rare earth oxides, making it the largest confirmed deposit of critical rare earth elements in Europe, and Germany has one of the largest Lithium deposits on the globe.They're critical because they're toxic and dirty to refine, and nobody besides China wants to deal with that.
>>543090809>Trust me bro diplomacy >It will be fine
>>543100319Thanks for pulling the mask off on neoliberalism friend.
>>543100235Greenland will become the China of the north
>>543092158>>543092912>>543093109>>543089167I wanna know are you cope'in about the deal or are you actually happy about not being fake invaded?Im here to tell you if your country doesn't have a sovereign wealth fund your a slave to financial institutions that will run your country over and make decisions for your country for your politicians. This is a good example of that.But i love your country and i think Danish desserts are fucking awesome. We here in America also just had a war with GloboHomo and there was no negotiating with it from 2020-2025
>>543089167Taco Tuesday?
>>543100415Right. And what else does your crystal ball tell you? You should google how deep the ice sheets covering Greenland are and how long it'll take for them to melt at the current rate. The Americans already tried to dig tunnels, they collapsed due to the ice shifting before they got much further than double digits in meters.
>>543089297They famously lost to Sweden and Hitler
>>543100577>the current ratethis will be accelerated with AIwithin 50 years Greenland will become a major player in rare earths, and America has not only got his foot in the door, his ass is firmly planted on the couch, and he's made sure no one else will be allowed in.And he got that all for free. Insane.
>>543100039The reality is the deal was to ENSURE you would stay in THE UNION and aligned with western interests when the economic collapse swamps us all. That's pretty much the long and the short of it. America is paranoid because "MUH CUBA" and they do NOT want another "MUH CUBA" incident plus financial institutions and debt. You fell into the ol "red team vs blue team" crap i see all the time its not "AMERICA VS DANES" its actually Financial institutions/Military Industrial Complex Vs. how enslaved you are to a debt structure or the security apparatus.
>>543100577This is why this shit is urgent and needs to be hashed out BEFOREHAND. Im not a big anti putin/russia guy, but the north sea is thawing and the strategic map is changing... You dont want to find yourself screwed in the future on that front
>>543100687is using danish vpns the new gillette stadium strat
>>543100687You should be kissing so much American ass it's sickening really
>>543100687can you name a country that's gotten rich off rare earths?
>>543100687As things are going the US will cease to exist as a nation in 50 years. It'll take the ice sheets thousands of years to melt. There's a bigger chance of Yellowstone nuking the continental US back to the Flintstones and plummeting us all into a new ice age.
>>543100851I won't say no to the flattery
>>543100732>imagines a threat which justified trump being a retard
>>543089167man the nordic cross makes for some kino flags.
>>543100687>>543100896>>543100908If you want to be more independent on decisions made by other governments you should pay off the trillion you have in debt thus freeing yourself from this globo homo nightmare as long as you have a shit lode of debt people are going to collect on that debt. Thus financial slavery, we are just now watching the whip crack and its so damn interesting to watch. This "AMURICA Vs. DANES" stuff glows kinda misdirects the whole thing. i feel like that's just America in a nut shell "Misdirection"
>>543100851Trying to become Americas #1 ally, you should know what kind of benefits that can have.>>543100896China, but I never said they would become wealthy. America would never allow it, so it would become some kind of Chinese/Eskimo hybrid, where corruption would turn it into the Mexico of the north: A weak neighbour that America can bully as it sees fit.
>>543098619Is there anything stipulating US has to stay in Nato for the deal to still be in effect?What is stopping the US from leaving NATO yet retaining greenland bases?
>>543100851you should start working on a two state solution with 1967 borders
>>543101195Gentleman's handshake
>>543101182Can we please get someone to draw us a meme of a Chinese Eskimo hybrid and a fat American dueling to the death over a dead tranny.
>>543101182>Trying to become Americas #1 ally,Ok stop im getting jealous >you should know what kind of benefits that can haveBeing called little satan and mass conscription? Fun times >>543101276Aw hell naw
>>543101499Damn he really said it like that. Well back to having no fucking gas >:[
>>543101499>little Satancome on now, that's not entirely Americas faultand isn't it nice having the US taxpayers bankroll your entire military industrial complex?Lord knows you have enough, lets say, adversaries surrounding you.
>>543101195all our coorperation is based on being in NATOI know this is a big miga talking point but i doubt the US is leaving NATOCongress doesn't want to leave because they have MIC donors who want to keep selling weapons to Europe
>>543101783We can still sell weapons with no obligation :)I am just asking if there is such a limitation which the answer seems to be 'no'
>>543089297First Europeans to discover the Americas. Still own a huge chunk of it that the US desperately wants.
>>543090234It's more like Denmark owns a vacation home that Trump wants to buy, they refuse and instead let him pay for the security system and in exchange they have to consult him first if they want anyone from outside the EU/NATO to stay there (until 2028 when the deal is thrown in the trash by the next administration)
>>543101699America helps but its feeding it's own military complex with that demand (and their tax money). It semi starves that industry here and they veto a lot of our projects. Overall i am very thankful but its for veto'ing the sanctimonious hypocritical 'human rights' bs that, for some reason, just seem to exclusively support terrorism (UN). For helping Saudis and dealing with Iran (and communism before that and nazism before that). There are more things like that (terrorist shit lists for banks to avoid etc) im just saying the "shiny part" isn't what it seems, that is actually a determine at times. Im hella thankful for other things. And the people calling us (or America) 'Satan'... Im kinda proud to be their nightmare, I don't mind it at all
>>543102060WRONG
>>543102330Why would the Vance administration do such a thing?
>>543102635>Vance administrationlmao nice
>>543101699To be clear, conscription isn't because of America neither, that was just a shitpost respone
>>543089167I would kneel, but drumpf is losing on all sides...
Originally i just wanted to write "Iceland won" and fuck off But I got hooked
>>543089297Hey I've seen this one.
>>543089167>>543104438>>543103567>>543101699>>543101276>90%+ vaccination rate for a single dose>wore a mask for 2+ years like a gimp slave and prostitute of the government>masked and vaxxed>genocided 70 MILLION minks for a virus that didn't even existAnyone who masked or vaxxed lost. You are a cattle golem slave race
>>543089297>Did you guys ever do anything in history?They lost. A bunch.
>>543098971>das rite>*smacks lips*>we wuz pioneers n shieeetlol stick to your booze-fueled pride-filled ramblings about being the violent thieving lawless sea-trash that you are
>>543100235lol enjoy your new jobs
>>543089297they never lost to vietname, iran, iraq or afghanistan
Long live Daneland
>>543090426>it seems nonsensical to think we have to take over them in order to do something for our mutual defense instead of just... I dunno, work with our ally.This is what most reasonable people have been saying since day 1. If there's a problem, just talk about it and come up with ideas on how to solve it. Work together. Denmark has been an exemplary ally.
>denmark >aka: germany's hatDoes Mommy know You posted it again?
>>543109472and I agree, surely we could have worked this out with our FRIENDS instead of threaten them and make us look bad to them.man I want nothing but a unified western front against the Russian, Chinese, Indian, and Islamic hordes.I hate what's happening to us all, our culture disintegrating, before our eyes, our fellowship breaking. It's sad.
congrats anon now send me some Danish Christmas cookies
>>543110438the whole time this shit went on migatards was talking as if trump was negotiating with some hostile countrybecause we're supposedly "da globalists" or somethingnow we negotiate a deal that we're happy to sign and these people celebrate it as if trump got one over on usmeanwhile the whole thing was very damaging to America's reputation all for nothing
>>543089167Til Lykke! Godt gået med at narre den dumme slubbert
>>543112722yeah I agreeI mean I'm glad we got a deal, hopefully it's mutually beneficial.But damn it.NATO are our allies, our friends, and we should act like it.We can be America first, we can be patriotsbut we can also have friends and stick together with them.
>>543089167https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmA_nP0EyU
>>543089297They made your jew loving president look like a fool.
>>543102513Shut up jeet nigger.
>>543090296I'm not sure being jewish and jewing like a jew is an entirely new tactic, anon. But I get your point.
