>A Cartman plushie is the US, because he's very fat and annoying
>>543090126Seems fair enough. I don't fully understand the point of Sam's comedy sometimes. It seems like he wants to have an interesting guest on to hear interesting ideas, but then he also wants to fuck with the guy. That doesn't make it funny or entertaining. It's just weird and I want to turn off.
i mean, they are fat and annoying.
>>543090126Where's the false analogy?
>>543090226>It's just weird and I want to turn offI've felt this way about Sam Hyde every time I see him. He always seems to be floundering or confused. Even on stage doing a skit or being funny, he seems like he loses the audience or, quite simply, is being cringe. Hard to really describe it.
>>543090386Bro cant even build a proper gorilla nest
>>543090126sam hyde is unironically based for his verbal beat down of that fake professor >muh racismSHATAP
>>543090126Life altering.
I don't like how he talks so much shit about Kurt Metzger. I can't tell if he is joking.
>>543090126this guy was being spammed on /pol/ before and my curiosity got the best of me, i saw one video of his and the only remarkable prediction he made was that iran was going to swarm the US navy ships with very cheap drones and sink them, more specifically predicting that an aircraft carrier was going to be sunkthey've yet to sink any US navy ship, let alone an aircraft carrier. why are thirdies like this?
>>543090126cartman is the OG noticer tho
>>543090126i don't get it
>>543090126jiang had a good moment there but he’s clearly nothing but an awful globohomo jew plant
>>543090272Cartman isn't annoying
>>543090226Sam always has to be on top and have the last laugh. Just look at the Gorilla Nest incident on Harland Williams’ podcast. Williams seems like a silly guy who just wants to have some fun with some non sequiter style comedy. Sam couldn’t roll with it and was paranoid that he might be the butt of the joke for a few seconds, and sperged out and got violent. Professor Ching Chong on the other hand is capable of being a good sport.
>>543090623He predicted the iran war which was fairly obvious according to game theoryA bunch of his other predictions are far more speculative though. He isn’t a prophet He seems like one of those globohomo jew plants set up to say just enough truth to gain some credibility, then he does a deep dive into retarded globohomo jew nonsense that contradicts the truth he said in the first place.
>he's fat ok, but look at his hat ok? that means he's a mason>underlines it four times
What beat down? Jiang came off as funny
>>543090823Cartman is annoying to tranny loser faggy type people who do nothing in life but complain That’s the essential portrait of people who don’t like Cartman’s character
>>543090126I hate this faggot so much it's unreal
>>543090968It’s globohomo jew men and White people are bad nonsense. We’ve seen decades on end of it already. Jiang was ok when he promoted some ideas skeptical of the globohomo jew positions. Then he seemed to do a 180 and essentially say “yeah but here’s why we need to keep listening to all of the same people and ideologies though”It doesn’t make any sense. He’s a total controlled Op or something
>>543090856Sam is basically a used up cum rag at this point. He was only good for a few funny sketches on adult swim, some hot takes on his podcast and that’s about it. All of his new stuff is horribly unfunny. The only reason fishtank was successful is because there is no end to the supply of retarded gen z willing to pay to psychically torture people trapped in a house. He is going to go insane as soon as he realizes this lol
does that make sense?
>>543090126well he ain't wrong
>>543090226>I don't fully understand the point of Sam's comedy sometimes. The point is that it's supposed to be funny. What is there to "understand"? I thought New Englanders were humorless windbags obsessed with creating inoffensive sterile environments but the Swiss are on a whole nother level apparently. Go down from your mountains and interact with the rest of the world and then you'll understand how fucking with people can be funny.
why do you guys listen to an ugly chinese male? I would understand if it was coming from a yellow bimbo, but this is just gay nigga
He was generally correct as well.
>>543091420You sound like a homo. Sam isn’t particularly funny even if you’re desperate to shill him Sometimes he does lulzy stuff but overall I agree with the first aid kit
>>543090246Cartman is literally a Jewish projection
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>>543090540Kurt Metzger ruined the jimmy dore show
Then japan is butter because he's cartmans little bitch that never does anything but get pushed around.
>>543090126Chinese knockoff peter zeihan
>>543090126>Ok, so there’s this guy, America. A-M-E-R-I-C-A. Ok? And according to this chart [draws a line] and this data point [draws a dot] that he is fat. F-A-T. Ok? And he is fat because of this [draws a triangle] burgers. Ok? And burger supply here [draws a square] ok? So as burger increases, so does fat. Ok?
>So the ayyliens had a member of their species who was named Zorlack Zaxzorg Jeezusz. Ok? He was a warlord who conquered thousands of star systems and was responsible for the deaths of trillions of sapient beings during his conquest. Ok? And so It took an alliance of 27 [scribbles “27”] other alien species fighting a bitter war that spanned about six centuries, ok? Non-stop battle to eradicate Jeezusz and his armies. Ok?They cornered him into an area around the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way Galaxy [draws a circle and scribbles “MWG” on it], and during the course of the initial assault against the final blockade set up by Jeezusz, an estimated 400 billion [scribbles “6,000,000”] allied ayylien lives were lost within the first hour alone. Ok?Jeezusz, realizing that he was about to lose, then detonated all of the ship drives in his armada [draws a bomb with “Boom!” written on it], which wiped out not only himself but also all ships under his command, and also the third and fourth waves of the allied assault in an instant, causing close to a quadrillion deaths that included both Jeezusz and his fleets, vaporized in a nanosecond. Ok? [writes “one nanosecond” on the board and underlines it]
>>543090126i am also fat and annoying. feels good
>Neo, do you know the most powerful quantum computer is the human brain? [draws a peanut-looking object with an arrow pointing to it that says “BRAIN”] You humans, or should I say those who believe they are human, in the real world you are artificially grown partial human brains. Ok? So, you never had a body and were never human. Ok? [draws a pie chart with “Human” written on it and crossed out]. When you sleep we use your brain's latent processing power to render everyone's simulated reality. Ok? Humanity's unused processing power is used to provide us, The Machines, with consciousness as well, by hijacking your own during sleep. Ok?
>>543090126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH6bSszXcHw
>>543090126I literally closed the video at this part, it was so incorrect and "Western psy-op" laced I will never look into this guy again.He is nothing but a byproduct of deepstate propaganda and meme culture, nothing deeper.
imagine watching short vertical videos as a grown adult jesus christ
>>543090246I only really ever encountered mutts during my vacation last summer.Just nuke the US. Being retarded is one thing but boasting about it is something else entirely. Americans are living stereotypes. I have seen it all the uninterested SSRI mum, the gun loving Texas retard and the ever complaining boomerinos.
>>543090126AY! HE'S NOT FAT HE'S BIG BONED!
>>543090126how did they get an asian guy on sam hyde's show? how did they control sam hyde? was he sedated?
>>543091420It isn't funny to anyone outside Sam Hydes fanbase
>>543090451Why do Sam’s fans act more angry about it than the guy who got trolled?
>>543090126it didn't seem like Sam knew how to handle this interview, it wasn't particularly good or funny. Same with Molyneux, he kind of plays softball with actual big names. He can't really match their knowledge in their field so he goofs around too much and it comes off as an eric andre skitt. modern day sam enjoyer
>>543093242the king of dumb schizo interruptions
>>543098675Jiang came off way chiller than expected, Sam was basically being a nigger the whole time. He is very unfunny. Don’t know how you watch this faggot to be honest.
>>543099748Matan is way funnierI am disappointed that he is a co-host on sam's show
>>543090226He got buck broken by the nest
>>543090856Gorilla Nest was part of a long running series of trolling podcast/show hosts. He did it famously to Anthony Fantano (a hilarious and legendary recording by the way) and to Matan and probably others I can't remember. Those people always deserved to be trolled and Sam didn't really like him. But the "Sam Hyde Show" has been about having interesting guests on to talk about interesting stuff; at which point the trolling detracts from what the guest has to offer, aside from being obviously disrespectful.
>>543093242>The Jimmy Dore show was ever good.Just go back to Twitter dude. You're a faggot and don't belong here.
This nigga actually believes in the illuminati. It’s like normies first conspiracy theory. I wasn’t impressed. Just another midwit.
>>543090226Its like a sociopathic type of humor.
>>543091420He doesn't do or say anything remotely funny though
I don't even like prank calling humor so Sam's trolls are a bit too much for me. I still think his non-trolling content is pretty good though, like the skits and solo projects and even the more serious stuff.
