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This is a serious question, but would you guys that are adults agree with me that it's NOT normal to talk casually about shit with other adults? For an exemple; "Look Anon, I took a huge ass dump and I'd like you to see." or "How was your shit today?" or "Did you take your daily shit today?" etc

Please respond seriously, because I'm seriously questioning my friend circle I'm part of currently.
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>>543094016
no, i take it as a sign of huge mental illness issues if someone ever came to me with something like that irl
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in a professional capacity it's extremely strange, but among friends it's fun, what's the big deal?
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>>543094257
This
I joke with my bros all the time about the logs I'm laying
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absolutely not, there's nobody I'd say something like that to and nobody would say something like that to me and if they did, I'd consider removing them from my life
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>>543094257
>>543094356
extremely american moment
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>>543094257
Not if you work in the trades lmao
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>>543094016
I have severe Intestistinal issues that require me to be hyperaware of my shits, and even the doctors aren't that flippant about turd or turd related topics. That's actually quite bizarre. Sounds like someone obsessed with their digestive health also has autism and happens to be your friend.
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>>543094016
How is this related to politics other than your nation being a muslim sithole
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>>543094016
That's nothing bro. We used to prank each other by shitting on each other's faces while we slept. It normal. Don't worry about it
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>>543094257
In my case, I don't really find it fun if all your jokes is about shit. Sometimes there are even females in the call and they would still talk about shit, same goes with whenever someone eats food etc. Maybe sometimes a few jokes here and there is alright with me, but when it comes to constant bringing it up, like 4 times per day talking about shit, would you find that normal?
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>>543094443
Jeets have made waste management culture extremely political.
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>>543094016
this is a sign that your friends still have the mentality of a 12 year old. Same as a 30 year old man who still tries to pick fights with people.
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>>543094443
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm new to 4chan, didn't know where to post this, the guy I have a discussion about this with, told me to post it here for some reason lmao
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>>543094508
I hate how accurate this really is though
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>>543094596
Its ok fren
Welcome
You may never leave
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>>543094016
announcing you are going for a shit, or, if bothered, about to take a shit, therefore cannot perform whatever task required of you right then
then it has some practical usage
alerting others to where you will be, that the toilet is occupied, etc

however getting back from taking a shit and being like BRO I JUST SHOT OUT THE MOST GIGANTIC LOG OF MY LIFE BRO then that does actually get kind of strange once you get up in years
look, in the words of Forrest Gump, shit happens, we all do it, at some point a lot of us will even have to clean it up - ours or someone elses - and part of being an adult is accepting and being responsible about that
toilet humour is natural but there is such a thing as too much, I guess?

interesting question
I think I'm getting old
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>>543094016
ive started realizing this lately

I don’t want to be an arrested development crass teenager-minded adult anymore.
And the type of person to use this kind of language is 9 times out of 10 going to be a very specific kind of NPC.
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>>543094746
I mean, when you joke about it here and there, sure I agree it could be funny times, but to bring it up almost 2-3 times per day? That's where I think the line is drawn, personally I don't know what to do anymore when it comes to my friend circle because they believe I'm the weird one for not finding it funny, while they are both shitting and pissing while being unmuted in call, while sometimes there's both women or men in the call.

Btw, my age is 30 years of age, the ones talking about shit is one to like three years younger than me.
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>>543095141
Go drop a massive log of your own
Don't flush
Grab two of em by the arms
Forcefully lead them to your log altar
Point at the turd and say in your tongue, "look"
Then flush
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>>543094358
This
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Old guys won't shut up about their bowels. Most old guy conversation is about health generally and about bowels in particular.
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Are you gay? There is nothing more manly than talking about shit with another dude
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>>543094016
what the fuck is wrong with swedes
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>>543094016
every morning at my office the guys come in and talk about their morning post coffee poops. We are a tax office.
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>>543097825
Yeah, you tell me, some sweds are weird sadly enough.
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>>543094016
your "friend" is a fatty poopjeet yes?
>poopjeets
http://www.google.com/search?q=toilet+witches+india
http://www.google.com/search?q=codex+pajeet
http://www.amazon.in/s?k=cow+dung+cakes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Pi4-zWJTg
http://youtu.be/1Tg_gnb7KJo?si=aY91OdnxGsdRmDWV
GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
>GO BACK TO INDIA YOU STINKING PAJEETS
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>>543094016
don't get yourself a chronic gut illness, total nightmare to have to excuse yourself for it when working, best to get on disability ASAP.
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>>543094016
You know, I'm glad someone brought this up. Ever since ppl started using the word "poop" in conversation (about 10 or 15 years ago) its been going downhill. For example the poop emoji being everywhere. I've even seen pieces of "artwork" where its a cat with "Watching You Poop" written on it. What the fuck? Why has society become so infantile and disgusting? This shit isn't even funny anyway but normies think it is, I guess?
But yeah I have a friend who feels the need to notify me if he shit too much, didn't shit enough, color of boogers, just like disgusting stuff. Why? And also I know spouses who shit in front of each other with the door open, have each other examine their assholes for hemorrhoids...????? What in the fuck?! What the fuck is wrong with ppl? When I said Man you guys are fucking weird and that's disgusting, I got "No YOURE weird". Honestly I don't understand people.



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