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>Playboy’s Gen Z Sex Survey found that about one-third of men and close to half of women reported not having masturbated a single time in the last three months.

>Breaking the data down by gender, we found that, among men, the number who weren’t fapping at all was almost exactly the same as the number who said they masturbated daily. In other words, for every gooner, there was an abstainer.
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YES SAAAR
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>>543098321
?
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>>543098236
I hate women so much at this point that I find it hard to get my dick hard. I see their body, get aroused, then think about how horrible they must be as a person and lose interest.
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extremely based, it should be 100% for both genders
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>>543098459
How old are you don't mind me asking
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>>543098437
esl
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>>543098321
>>543098437
>>543098459
>>543098532
>>543098562
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>>543098236
I haven’t played with myself for three days and I am about to see my girl on Thursday and going to destroy her with all my hormones raging. When I bust my nut in her I will pay tributes to your incels before I unload in her.
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>>543098607
'nearly half' is perfectly cromulent english that every native speaker wouldn't think twice about
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>>543098236
>Hasn't
>reported not having
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>>543098634
you on the left
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>>543098694
too bad they used the singular form then, retard
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>>543098634
i dont get why people say 1ptid
i literally pay for my shit so i dont have to to patcha
i usually post on fit
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>>543098647
>I'm gonna think about unfuckable men when I nut in my gf
?
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>>543098236
>Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey
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I fap 1 to 3 times per day almost everyday. I have not gone 90 days in years. No way I am going without fapping by choice
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>>543098321
>>543098607
it's a zoomer thing that has caught on recently. they swap "woman" and "women" constantly
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The act of masturbation has been tainted by pornography. I truly feel sorry for anyone who saw pornography before the age of like 16. There are dudes who claim to have seen it when they were in elementary school. That's childhood sexual abuse, straight up. I remember being mentally overwhelmed by the underwear section of the Sears catalogue, or even my own imagination. Kids should never be exposed to hardcore porn. I'm all for porn being legal for adults, but even for grown people, we need to talk about it like it's meth or crack. Because it is. It's not "boys will be boys." Porn, especially modern hardcore porn, is a fucking street drug.

And I refuse to accept that the severity and quantity of porn available now is not DIRECTLY linked to people who become gooners (porn crackheads) and do unacceptable things. Think about the kind of trauma you have to experience to fall of the deep end and become a tranny, furry, sadomasochist, pedophile, scatophile, and whatever combination therein. Or these people like the 764 Discord groups that make kids hurt and kill themselves for sexual gratification. It's like an MKULTRA experiment on all of society. Yes, I am blaming porn for ALL of that. It would be too convenient to just wave it away as individual problems or singular moments of trauma. No, the trauma was having some freak on Roblox showing them hardcore porn, and it only got worse from there. And Roblox is worth $35 billion on the stock market! The money elites benefit from all of this. This is a generational issue.
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>>543098236
>Playboy’s
Ah yes... The owner who made it with Epstein, Comet and Co..
Talking about him like an analyst seems you don't want to go deeper or just don't know.
Maybe re-research all your stuff would be a good idea.
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>>543098236
Gen Z are amazingly collectivist, they have very little critical thinking ability, and they grew up in a world defined by virtue signalling neomarxists
so if two mormon fake scientists claim there's such a thing as 'pornography addiction' to sell Alcoholics Anonymous to men with normal sex drives, and all the influencers clamber over each other to signal their virtue and get clicks, then Zoomers will naturally follow like the herd animals they are
and they'll never question whether any of it was ever real in the first place, or if their entire life is simply decided for them by a behavioural algorithm
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I don't blame them.
Have you seen modern pornstars, it's really sad out there.
The Ukraine war cut off the source for young nubile girls, and it's literally 99% fat hags and mexicans now.
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>>543099238
>puritan cuck
kys you retarded goyim
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>>543098236
I'm finding it hard to get aroused and stay hard due to apathy lately. I get the urge to masturbate and seeing naked women does it for me... for a minute... and then I kinda get apathetic and don't want to continue. I hate women so much I think it's interfering with my libido. I am craving intimacy and affection on an instinctual level, which I guess will never go away and will continue to annoy me forever, but I have realized that's a fantasy in my head an no woman is capable of giving me that, so I suppress or ignore it as best as I can.

What's the point of desiring or pursuing women when they will inevitably change their mind and leave you? On top of that you will be shamed, insulted, your shit taken and probably cucked too.

Women are truly a poisonous trap and we are fucking idiots for falling for it generation after generation.
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>>543098236
im not gen z but i dont ever masturbate because i dont like it nor enjoy it and it's messy to clean up. also porn is gross
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>>543098236
I havent jerked off in years.
what do you guys even fap to?
I recently checked out porn and all the woman are tattood or have piercings and are visibly fat.
the roasties I used to jerk off still do the same porn but they got older and all look like shit now.
2D stuff also isnt really doing it for me and AI generated porn looks like shit too.
real sex is also yikes because the woman that run around here are all obese and tattood.
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>>543099589
Everybody is a schizoid until a real schizoid posts in the thread
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>>543099649
>check out porn site
>Amateur purged
>Search function broken and showing me shit like Indian men fucking Indian women when I search for Asian lesbians
>Finally find a decent video
>Site circumvents my adblocker and AI generated ad embedded into video plays

I don't even visit porn sites anymore.
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>>543099649
porn sucks now
the golden era of bangbros and brazzers is over
its all BBC, women eating black assholes, and terrible homemade shit with horrible camera angles and no buildup like seeing a hotty walk around in skimpy clothes.
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>>543098236
Based No Fapers, we are like the XMen. We are thought of as different or weird, we have superpowers. We are not mutants, we are normal but in this clown world thats enough to be outcasts. Its okay the heightened senses, reaction time (literally am able to slow time like rdr2/maxpayne etc), super charismatic and alluring pheromones etc. I wouldnt change my powers just to goon.
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>>543098562
28
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>>543099867
also this, all the good pornsites are dead. content purged and finding anything that looks even remotely good is like impossible mode. by the time you found something (lets say you did) you are already turned off by all the trash you had to sift through.
also I remember downloading onlyfans rips and then after downloading tens of gigabytes discovering the roastie has ugly tattoos that were hidden in the previews. such a turnoff
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>>543098236
Fapping every day gives you erectile dysfunction and then you can't creampie.
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>>543098236
I'd have to see the full data. (I assume it's not the case here), but theoretically a few of them aren't masturbating because they're having sex instead.
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I highly suspect most people who say they never masturbate are lying. And of course that includes all women.
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>>543098236
Im 37 and I masturbate just about every day
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I masturbated 5 times today
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>>543098236
>nearly half of american women haven't masturbated for 90 days
Is that why they are being very fucking obnoxious as of late?
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>>543100654
>as of late
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>>543098236
Unfathomably based from my pure little bros
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>>543098459
thats known as homosexuality
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>>543099649
>what do you guys even fap to?
ERP because I'm a faggot, but even that got ruined by the lockdowns. I'm at the point where I only crank my hog about once a week, entirely because good shit takes much more effort to come across (pun intended). It's not like 15 years ago when you couldn't get away from good porn.
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>>543099649
>what do you guys even fap to?
Apone3D
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>>543098236
Why
Are they busy?
Is it stress?
I can’t fathom this. I’m not even the type who overindulges in that either. It just doesn’t seem natural
If I’m really busy or stressed then I’ll not want to
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>Job-havers don't have the libido to masturbate due to having to eat grain sludge quick meals and having to work all day
Damn, that's crazy.
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>>543101481
probably stress and depression yeah
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>have a very rare moment when I want to see porn
>white actors, cold sterile light, shit camera work, unattractive tattooed woman who can't be bothered to fake pleasure, fake tits, focus on purely mechanical part of sex of two unfit bodies
>check something else
>glorified bestiality that should offend black men more than anything
>suddenly good work with light, camera focuses on pleasure of a woman (who can act), actors are attractive, fine bodies
>close porn
>go check some H games because wegs are fucking garbage as usual
>cuckshit netorate netorase netoraserare and other word constructs that involve degradation, cucking or betrayal everywhere
>maybe ai
>can't get hard from slop
>good ol hentai?
>budget so low that it's painful to watch
>maybe boorus
>nothing good
>sigh and masturbate at fantasies about being loved
>cum buckets
good end
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>>543101847
based
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>>543101661
>Gen Z
>job havers
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>>543098459
I’ve been there before. I know exactly how you feel.
The anger and disgust is so exhausting though. I hope you find a way out of it.
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Gen z is the most broke, lowest IQ generation,on top of the ugliest and the one who has aged the worst. Maybe jerking off is actually good
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>>543098459
Fap to anime women then. They're not real therefore you can separate them from real ones.
You have to coom at least once per two weeks.
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https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/3868557-most-young-men-are-single-most-young-women-are-not/
About 2/3rds of young men are sexless. The remaining 33% are the "chads" who drown in pussy and therefore don't need to masturbate. Female sexuality works exponentially, below a certain threshold they basically see you as a sexually revolting subhuman, and then if you cross that threshold their attraction to you suddenly explodes and they give you easy access to sex. That's why on dating apps women give almost exclusive attention to a small percentage of guys while most other guys get literally no matches.
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>>543098236
They would be masturbating a 20 year old child which is pedophilia.
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>>543103254
right women look at me like im crazy if i offer to go on a date with them usually they come over or i go over we fuck and then she never texts me again or waits a week or whatever very rarely do they attempt to court me or whatever
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>>543098459
Honestly lol
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>>543098236
>one-third of men
Damn what? If I tried that I'd go nuts and cum during sleep. Are these guys disabled or is this really a thing?
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>>543103096
>You have to coom at least once per two weeks.
jewish propoganda. no scientific reason to do this. if anything cooming lowers testostorone
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>>543098803
as he said, it's perfectly cromulent
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>>543098236
>And nearly half of woman
>woman
Did they interview a stroke survivior or something? Some fucked up conjoined twin with two cunts? Jesus christ. I know it's a porn publication and typos happen but in the headline? That's some ESL bullshit.
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>>543100625
Yo same.
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I recently became an alcoholic and I completely stopped masturbating because I don't feel as good when I get drunk if I cum first. When I was smokkin weed I'd have to cum like 3 times a day.
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>>543099649
>what do you guys even fap to?
Hentai
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>>543098236
Gen Z was a mistake. abhorrent generation, can't think of a better definition, they are the ultimate artifact of societal entropy: a cohort that inherited the entire sum of human knowledge, distilled it into deep-fried memes and lowercase existential dread.
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Are those one third having sex?

When I joined the military I was shocked how mediocre most people's sex drives were. I was sneaking in jerks every chance I got lmao
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>>543098236
I know this will be hard for you adult virgin incels to understand, but most normal people have actual sex on a regular basis and don't need to masturbate.
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>>543103761
my hippie sociology professor 10 years ago was right, demographics is in fact destiny just wish he hadn't been so smug about it otherwise I would have paid more attention to the implications.
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>>543098236
Lel, imagine telling some random survey that you fap 3 times a day.
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>>543103561
Test levels don't drop from releasing your semen twice per month. It even sounds like complete bullshit. Whaever, do it your way.
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>>543098236
>one in three participants refused to answer such a personal question
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>>543099182
>it's a zoomer thing
So an ESL thing, since most zoomers are ESLs.
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I've gone 4 months without before. a couple times I made it about half that time. mostly, if I'm actively trying to take a break or stop, it'll be for a few weeks. otherwise, it's once every other night or every night if I throw my hands in the air and let the lower instincts take over. it sounds cliche to say, but if I can go a day or two without, I have the energy and drive to create things more easily. otherwise, whatever I'm doing sucks
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>>543103998
the test point was more if one is a super coomer, i phrased it poorly. but on the 2 week point, what reason is there to even do it every 2 weeks?
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>>543104088
Prostate health and semen regeneration.
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>>543098236
...we are entering the twilight zone...
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>>543098236
when i stopped smoking weed i stopped jackin and i felt depressed. im back on the carts and wackin like 2 or 3 times a day and everything is good in my world
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This isn’t a social issue, there has to be something biological happening. I actually can’t believe it. Kids of this age are supposed to be horny 24/7. If they aren’t, there is definitely something physically wrong.
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>>543104416
Constant social media shaming of natural male behavior so they try to un-male themselves
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>>543098236
>>543098236

>one in three men didn't masturbate ONCE IN 3 MONTHS

Ok, either 33% of men are having their dick sucked and fucked very regularly, which is possible, or I and other anons are exhausting world fapping limit so gay zoomers have nothing left but seethe.

t. old coomer, cooming nearly daily multiple times since 2003, no matter gf, wife or not

P.S. Hypno porn is THE SHIT if it comes to cumming free hands, try it. Just not sissy fucked by megadicks hypno porn, that's gay.
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>>543099238
I first had unlimited access to porn at 13. Its fucked me up so bad. If I try to stop I get "head porn". Around the month mark I start getting vivid porn images when I close my eyes to sleep. Then the porn dreams start. It literally haunts me more and more until I just cave and drain the spank tank. Bleak shit.
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>>543104416
Overstimulation? Porn, erotic and everything else wasn't so available when I was growing up.
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>>543098236
let's see how many zoomer "men"are younger than 12
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only relatively healthy people can goon
max vaxxxed zoomers are rekt
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>>543104416
It might be this.
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>>543098236
Gen z males don't have any testosterone. Look at them, they look feminine as fuck and care so much about grooming. They're alien tall and look all stretched out because they're eunuchs. Their shrunken balls do not produce fertile sperm and they run on estrogen.
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>>543098236
Bullshit
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I usually just masturbate right before I go to sleep. It's like a nice sleeping pill.
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>>543105060
>tall eunuchs
very very likely
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>>543098459
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>>543098321
That's actually normal compared to 60s stats, I read an old health book that said while practically all boys masturbate only 70% of girls do.
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>>543104666
>I first had unlimited access to porn at 13.
same but I dont dream about this or think much about porn anymore even if I dont fap and I havent fapped in years.
back then when I was young porn still had the magic and you didnt know what was out there and so it was kinda fun exploring and fapping to new stuff and now you know whats out there, you know about the state of the porn industry and how jew it is and it kinda sucks to know this and knowing there isnt anything fappable out there is such a deal breaker. and fapping to the same old things also get stale fast.
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>>543105403
esl
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Chimps separating themselves from subhuman gooners. Keep going sooner bros.
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>>543105480
I don't think the boys are gonna fare well against Georgia this weekend
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>>543098562
NTA but same and 40.
A little more understandable for me though.
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>>543104083
>It sounds cliche to say, but if I can go a day or two without, I have the energy and drive to create things more easily. otherwise, whatever I'm doing sucks
I fucking hate this cycle. Vitamins and creatine for energy gain cancel out adderall's effect.
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>>543098321
Why only of half of a woman, and who is she?
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>>543104073
it's a regional dialect
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literally me except I'm 30
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>>543105187
Estrogen makes men taller. Hence why nords are cucks and blacks are zesty homos.
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>>543103810
>sneaking in jerks
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>>543098236
I masturbated twice this morning
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>>543106559
Explains why so many dutchmen enjoyed my fists up their bums over the summer
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Who's idea was it anyway to say masturbation is le bad?
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>>543106886
probably some youtube short made by groyp_lord69 knowing this generation
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>>543106886
women. they want men to be horny so they become jesters for foids pleasure
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>>543098236
>the number who said they masturbated daily. In other words, for every gooner

Wait, wait, wait, hold on!
Fapping 1/day is considered unusual??
I thought this was like brushing your teeth, even for normies. I've fapped once per day for 20+ years. I thought a 'gooner' is someone who faps maybe 2-3/day or edges for hours to extreme fetish porn.

Calling Doctor Chud, can I get a professional opinion please?
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>>543098236
So 1/3 are probably having sex with women/faggots/trannies, while the other 2/3rds are having to jerk off because the women are hypergamous, vapid, nigger-fucking whores.
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>>543098236
>One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 Days
GOOD.
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>>543107258
Ummmm but if white women are genetically programmed to love "psychopathic 70 IQ subhumans" then doesn't that mean their own race is dysgenic and shouldn't exist either?
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>>543107412
wtf I'm not a loser?!
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Anyone with normal testosterone is jacking it at least once every 90 days. No one is drowning in so much pussy that they get exactly what they want every single day.
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>>543107529
That’s not actually specific to White women. Women of all races lack agency and procreate with whatever violent, muscular retard makes their cunt tingle. The men of the subhuman shitskin races are genetically worthless, but White men are generative.
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>>543098459
Likewise, there is just nothing left but hate
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>>543098236
> the last three minutes
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>>543107700
If ALL women are like that, doesn't that mean humanity as a species is dysgenic and doesn't deserve to exist beyond a primitive Paleolithic state yet?
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>>543099649
as a proud republican
> what do you guys even fap to?
hunter bidens massive hog
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>>543098236
zoomies only do it just so they can get asspats and be seen as the le good generation. they don't drink or smoke or jerk off because if they do that then the interwebz or society will see them as bad! otherwise they would be doing it more than any other generation. literal cattle brained species.
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>>543107597
This isn't weighted properly, any virgin past age 25 or so is a complete loser by default.
This also seems to have a strong US bias, even the most pathetic European speaks at least 3 languages and has traveled to 5+ countries.

I genuinely had no clue that normies don't masturbate. Weird as fuck.
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>>543107880
Since White men are generative, it means that we should revert women to being passive citizens with no political power (as they lack agency), and prevent them from procreating with subhumans. Maybe we could somehow use genetic engineering + eugenics to produce women with consciousness and morality — you should view this as a challenge to overcome, not a reason to be anti-natalist.
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>>543107950
This is the answer.
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>>543098985
I used to be like that for a long time. Around 35 my sex drive went down and I only jack off maybe 2-3 times a week.
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>>543108049
>Maybe we could somehow use genetic engineering + eugenics to produce women with consciousness and morality
That would certainly be difficult as it seems that female hromones itself are retard juice.
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>>543107258
So the numbers are actually worse when you account for the fact that gays and troons don't have sex but rather buggery. Yes, gold star gays are technically virgins.
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>>543105698
The older I get the more I just can’t stand women. My wife is fine, most of the time. A lot of the time I just go through the routine when I am forced to interact with them. I’m not friendly, just blunt. I keep all interactions formal and never make small talk. I’m also 40 and think my testosterone has to be lower than my 20’s because I just have zero desire to entertain women’s bullshit, whereas a younger me would because it led to sex.
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>>543106299
it's low IQ due to nigger and kike genetics. people with brown hair will not maintain a civilization that people with blonde hair built
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>>543103096
does that help?
for awhile i never let myself watch hentai because i didnt wanna get a boner watch alladin with a kid or something
i thought it might fuck up my brain and i would need to watch cartoons to get hard
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>>543106284
Sandy loam.
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> gen Z
> Men
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>>543107412
close one
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>>543098236
I have literally never done this and I am 31 years old. No I'm not having a conversation with anyone about this nor do I care anymore if you believe me. Just know I'm still posting here, for the last decade and a half.
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>>543109779
I would give this anon a blowjob and make him cum 31 years of rainbows all over my face
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>>543104600
People that have sex regularly also masturbate all the time. What a dumb argument, there's no one that's more desperate for sexual gratification than a married man.
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>>543098236
This only indicates to low testosterone in modern west cuckolds, real churka G either fucks or wacks off at least 5 times a day because if he retained semen for over 6 hours his head would explode from testosterone
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>>543106886
People objectively better than you by every metric.
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>>543098897
Always helps me nut harder imagining chud incels never even glancing on a pussy in their lives, the pleasure that you feel that an average person here only sees in porn lmao
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>>543110006
Yeah because being an angry little sperm demon will def get you laid lmao, if anything I’ve wacked my dinky so hard it’s like muscular and I need like an hour to cum, literally every female loves it
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>>543109852
And I would kill you and kill your mother and kill your father and try to kill you again.
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>>543110126
god you're making me so horny
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>>543110099
You're pathetic, you are literally trying to argue muh get laid to the last person who would ever give a fuck. Grow up.
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>>543109779
Bruh get a prostitute at this point, here in Georgia an uncle usually takes you at around age 13-17 to “make you a man” or whatever, maybe not best way to lose virginity or whatever but don’t act like a fucking girl, it’s really not that big of a deal, start fucking prostitutes until you get at least one stable source of free pussy that you won’t disappoint in bed by lack of experience at the age of fucking 31
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>>543110205
What are ya, a castrato or sumn?
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>>543110321
I am more of a man than you will ever be. You have never picked up 400lbs of metal and pressed it against your chest like I have, only possible without roids because of nofap.
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>>543110439
To he completely fair I doubt you’ve ever lifted 400lbs either you fat sack of shit, and second of all I’ve done Judo half my life, I have experience of wacking fat lards of shit into the floor full force lmao, people would have to be scraping your ass off the floor kekek
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>>543098236
>when the juice is devalued so far that men don't even squeeze
we're almost there lads
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>>543107935
no its because the party is over and they see what women actually are now. drinking and smoking and sex looks cool if youre in a white country thats well built and nice looking and wealthy and gives you freedom from a stable home, it looks alot less nice when drinking and smoking are what your economy destroying nation destroying elders do to tune out of the world as semi-sentient platitude spewing blobs who havent seen the brown biomass or fucked prices outside in years.

a cigar to you was a chiseled man with kind women draped over his arm, to a zoomer a cigar is the gross nicotine dick their fat grandpa smokes between telling his kids how his whore wife is a saint and how theyre too lazy to get some yid slut bitch to nag them all day.

nightlife and sex is alot less appealing when whether you can even begin to work or find a family requires some pajeeta to want to fuck you and see you as some jefferson darcy himbo or when the white prospects are some nagging bitch whos probably jewish anyway who hates you wants your money or a quick fuck on her terms.

its gross. its not some sexy 1960s sports car outing for zoomers it a world of hags, hags-in-trainings, browns, and has been walruses barking orders and platitudes they dont even understand are absurdism based on their absurd beliefs ie "pulling yourself up by your bootsraps" which is physically impossible the literal act i mean
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>>543098236
less sinning and degeneracy is good. If you want to participate, get married.
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>>543110929
Obviously you haven't done copius amounts of mdma and alcohol in Ibiza
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>>543110439
most muttmerica post ive ever seen lmfao
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>>543098236
1 in 3 zoomers are full of shit
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>>543109291
>brown hair
You're thinking of black hair, retard. Hitler had brown hair. Most Europeans do.
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>>543105403
Learn to read
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>>543098884
hes tlaking about OP because OP posted and fucked off
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>>543110629
My maximum bench press is 430lbs, Timmy. You don't believe me just like you don't believe I'm not a nigger like you that's a slave to his hormones when you could have been enslaving your own hormones instead.
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>>543104953
>muh LLM
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>>543111073
mind altering substances suck imo. ive never really wanted to just have my mind stop functioning like normal. it always just felt like i was being emotionally sedated for slaughter like a sheep. i also dont enjoy crowds but probably most of the remaining zoomers who do partake in that kind of thing probably are the ones rich enough for exotic locales with their white or curated friend groups in whatever less shit parts of the world exist.
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>>543098236
>hey do you jerk off all the time?
>hell nah unc everyone is on nodal now unc

It’s bullshit.
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after i masturbate, it now leaves this weird misshapened hard almond fleshy bit near the base of my dick for at least a day and sometimes two days that sort of hurts to squeeze. it wasn't like this 6 months ago. at 80%+ hardness, my dickhead also gets a massive bruised feeling and it's painful to force myself to get harder, to squeeze this area and to do the kegal motion you do when you are about to cum or holding back piss.

is it over?
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>>543110439
So much more manly that you feel like you need to tell other men how more manly you are than them.
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>>543098236
lmao Gen Z cant even wank right. what a useless bunch.
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>>543098236
I haven't masturbated in 3 days
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>>543111111
Wasted get
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>>543111424
Yes, that's what you do all day when you are a literal top percentile man in terms of physical fitness. Once you bench past 315 you are literally stronger than 99% of people that will ever pick up a weight. It's exhilarating always being the strongest.
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>>543111469
Yeah this statistic is probably all about them being drugged up anyways and not them actually trying to benefit from semen retention.
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>>543111541
Thats crazy. Keep on keeping on homeboy.
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>>543111111
True. Imagine the most degenerate generation not masturbating...
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>>543111622
can't jack off if ur weewee don't work no more
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>>543111762
I will, thank you. Give me a virgin woman or give me a robot bride, or give me nothing at all. No whore shall ever make a man like me falter in this lifetime.
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>>543112174
or any woman really
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>>543098236
Masturbation is about the only thing I have left. Can't afford house, can't afford car, can't afford anything.

No house, no car, no pussy.
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>>543105060
>They're alien tall and look all stretched out because they're eunuchs.
Skill issue
t. 195cm 110kg zoomer (6'5 230lbs in burger units I think)
If my generation had any basic education on nutrition and fitness they would still be tall but they would also be healthy and jacked, but the school system still peddles that food pyramid bullshit, though then again people aged 15-30 that very obviously lift are abundant here
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smoking weed makes me fap less.
i smoke less than 0.4 grams per week.
i don't drink or smoke otherwise.
nor do i do any (other) drugs.
i'm still lonely and depressed.
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>>543112265
Consider buying a horse, they give you mobility and horsegirl pussy access
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>>543111270
yeah im the fucking OP dumbass
i dont know why it changed my ID
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>>543112631
Why are you impersonating me?
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>>543099570
>I'm finding it hard to get aroused and stay hard due to apathy lately. I get the urge to masturbate and seeing naked women does it for me... for a minute... and then I kinda get apathetic and don't want to continue
this was me before fucking black women
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>>543098236
About 2 months as long as I've gone in the last 15 years without jerking off. It helps me poop desu
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>>543112631
Is it summer? do you know what IDs are? your id is 0I3rv9XN.
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>>543112934
kek
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>>543104335
>le prostate meme
It's weird that you fags are so concerned about your prostate you will fap every day but eat complete goyslop when eating healthy is far more important for prostate health.
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>>543098923
>Playboy's Gen Z Sex Survey
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>>543098459
Whenever I see an attractive woman I don't even think about how hot they are anymore. I just think about what a vain basic bitch they must be and how ran through they probably are.
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>>543113435
That's much better than just diving in headfirst and getting destroyed by her because you were thinking with your dick
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>>543098236
Isn’t this a good thing thoever?
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>>543098236
Why are we assuming they aren't just having sex instead, and have no need to masturbate?
No I won't read an article.
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>>543111541
no one cares how much you can lift fatass
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>>543114218
far more likely they are neither having sex nor masturbating, but the simple fact that their dicks don't work anymore due to chronic gooning.
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>>543112251
No we should kill all whores and niggers desu but then that's actually delving into politics. I have turned down sex over 20 times in my life. All those women should kill themselves for being whores.
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>>543114218
>Why are we assuming they aren't just having sex instead
Because they aren't, most guys my age (almost 30) and younger that I know just simply aren't getting any women
They focus on their job, studies or interests instead
>>543114340
>but the simple fact that their dicks don't work anymore due to chronic gooning.
90 days is plenty of time for your dick to recover from that several times over, it's anything but permanent
More likely they found something equally stimulating that isn't porn, I would bet there are more gamblers than porn addicts for example
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>>543107412
>Cannot recite at least 2 line from shakespeare
A faggot made this
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>>543114544
this happened, I was there, anon denied me sex with my vagina
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>>543098459
My head immediately goes to
>you were aroused by this a million times before and you are no happier now than before your mind was polluted by lust
Amplify that with what we know about the average woman these days and yeah...
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>>543098236
Nofap is just a cuckold orgasm denial fetish. There are definitely fags actively getting off to this shit. If you do this you are a retard and killing your libido while gaslighting yourself that it's making you a 'better man'.
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>>543114732
Ok kill yourself please.
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>>543115088
>t.
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>>543115088
I was stronger than literally everyone in high school because of nofap but ok Timmy.
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>>543098236
Low testosterone. Zoomers too focused on fent and weed.
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>>543115088
Good call though I bet a great deal of the men not masturbating are doing it because they see it as Nofap. Gen Z is the most intentional generation yet, I don't think they do stuff just for no reason, they do some retarded stuff of course but are they doing it on camera? Yes? They then meant it.
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>>543115340
Yes just heard two zooms in Mississippi noped out of life after taking Indian head shop kratom
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>>543098236
God I hate zoomers. I really do.
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>>543098459
LOL. Listen to these broken, Jew-fucked losers…
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>>543100115
Hahah a fucking zoomer! I knew it. Fuck your whole generation.
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>>543115403
don't. the chinavirus was actually a neurodegenerative and unfortunately zoomies were the guinea pigs, it was over before they even knew it.
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>>543115461
Has there ever in history been a time where old fucks weren't just annoyed by those younger than them but actively wished death on them before now?
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>>543098236
1/3 are chads who are having sex daily and don't waste their energy on masturbation
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>>543115557
Probably the French Revolution
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>>543103096
lilerally me and the rayearth grills
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>>543098236
SSRIs make your junk numb.
That trait is shared by serial killers.
It also causes mental impairment.
It's population control they willingly take.
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>>543098236
Alternate headline:
>One in Three Gen Z Men Are Pathological Liars
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>>543101847
Every man eventually wanders back to the ideal in his mind. It's a truly herculean feat of luck or skill to find it in reality.
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>>543115403
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>>543098236
why fuck when there's vidya

>we have a duty to ensure the continuation of humanity

lmao even
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>>543098884
/srg/ is over in /x/
unsure what you're doing here saar.
unsure where your source is as well.
You seem to be lost. Not sure where you're meant to be but it's not here.
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>>543098459
I still get rock hard to them but yeah I feel you, they’re dogshit people now that you should strive to avoid, around foids never relax
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>>543098236
Those are the people that have sex daily
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>>543099649
Japanese image video. It's like gravure except they show nipples and butthole.
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>>543098459
damn anon, I thought I was alone in this. They put you through so much shit, I just cant anymore. ait started with my ex wife, then another, not all of them mind you. But it was a huge thing to notice their shit had destroyed any desire or lust I could conjure up withy eyes closed or in the dark with them after a certain point. The way most women act in public I expect most to be similar to them as well now.
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>>543098236
>One in Three Gen Z Men Hasn't Masturbated in 90 Days
Low Test behavior. Abstaining for longer than around a month is weird.
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>>543098459
That means you are gay aka rightwing.
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>>543098459
I have high sex drive
But would rather beat off than pursue a modern female. They give me endless headache and most have repulsive personality and habits
Combine that with the financial and time burden
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>>543111403
see a doctor immediately, fren
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>>543117329
Ted Bundy maintained an erection all through his process
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>>543098321
The upper half perhaps.
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>>543098459
This. Ignore the Jeets talking shit, they can't even get near a white woman.
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>>543098236
(((Playboy))) says
Why would the Jew want us to waste our vril?
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>>543098236
are those who aren't masturbating regularly having sex? I know if I go like 10 days without release my groin literally hurts.
Nofap is a failure for me.
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>>543098985
Nigger just leaking his masculinity out daily, good goy
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>>543098236
Because they get so much sex they do not need to masturbate???
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>>543099649
>2D stuff also isnt really doing it for me
It's truly over for you
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>>543104416
They are having sex so they don’t need to masturbate
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>>543117966
You're actually healthy. Test peaks after only so many days. Nofap and gooning are two sides of the same extremist coin.
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>>543118272
I dunno it seems like everyone else claims you don't NEED orgasms.
the whole "eazy peazy" shit.
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how is that even possible? I must cum twice a day or I go insane.
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>>543098459
Started for me at the gym. Just started getting enraged by how they dress for no reason
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>>543098897
Just ask what their supposed gfs name is and you will find out they don't fuck anything and it's just their weird porn and masturbatory fetish
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>>543114731
There's a few in there like that. I honestly thought a woman made it until I read "femanon" and realized it was actually a guy.
>have long hair
>own fewer than 10 articles of formal clothing
>have never travelled outside your own country
>know more than 5 but fewer than 1000 words in your 'best' foreign language
I'm neither of those surprisingly, but thinking that makes you a loser is incredibly gay. This was definitely created by a homosexual brown, which would make you a bigger loser than any number of those checked.
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Based I'm on week 12 of never coom
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>>543098236
Are they happier? Have they achieved the goals they were promised?
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>>543098236
My wife is currently recovering from surgery. She isn’t allowed to have sex for a month. She’s been giving me handjobs a ton. It’s great.
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>>543098236
how are zoomers subsribing to playboy and answering their survey but not masterbating?
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>>543098236
Very unlikely. Two werks is about as long as the male body can go without a wet dream, erections occurring naturally during the night, when testosterone levels rise to heal the muscles, triggering an involuntarily orgasm. There may be a few men to which this doesn't happen because of extremely low hormone production, who also may have actual erectile dysfunction, and not just performance anxiety, who physically can't achieve an erection because of some heart or circulation issue, but that's unlikely to affect great numbers of young men. So those young men, being atoused naturally at night by chance, are likely to masturbate also, inspired by their erotic dreams and thei erections. Never listen to a female researcher about anything related to a man or his body, they have no idea how strong the male libido truly is. We have 10 times the amount of testosterone as females do and our reproductive drive us constant, not cyclical.
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>>543118889
>thinks somebody white posted this thread
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>>543114544
You’re our strongest soldier
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>>543115181
This made me laugh so hard.
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>>543098236
Brave new world shit, no sex drive.
Xenoestrogens and Endocrine disruptors.
Fucking insane, zoomers are all androgynous and effeminate as well.
You'd think maybe the abstainers would have some priestly war cult effect but then you look at them and you can tell they're all cooked.
Only 30% cranks one out once a day, 30% is fully nullo, and 40% is somewhere in between.
Take into consideration how common it is for gen Z guys to bald super early, look like soft featured twinks, hate confrontation, have such low self esteem that smashing your face with a hammer is one of their trends, etc.
They aren't fapping their way to destruction. They're being chemically destroyed and the lack of fapping, even just fapping, is a sign.
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My longest nofap was 10 weeks at usmc OCS when I was 21. For 9 weeks I had zero sexual urges or boners. In the last week they started backing off a bit because it was graduation practice and I started getting boners at night and in the morning. After I got home I jacked off and my cock was so sensitive I felt like a bitch cumming. I just shot out this weird weak yellowish fluid the first two times and on the third time my cumshot was back to normal
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>>543098236
Gooners vs Never Goon
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>>543098236
Only one third of men are getting sex regularly.
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>they arent having sex
>they arent gooning
what do they do all day
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>>543119519
Of course it would be this generation to take the extemes of both sides of the masturbation spectrum and turn then into fanwars.
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>>543119273
I am just a man who had a nigger for a father and fantasize about killing the whore that ruined my life daily, but I know acting that out would only half solve my own personal problem when this is in actuality a social corruption nationwide. No I'm not black.
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>>543119608
I would accept these terms if it meant we could start killing each other over it.
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>>543098897
Lmao hahahhaha
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>>543111403
Sounds like varicose vein. Get it checked. It can be fixed. Long term results are bad for the testicles so it's good to have it repaired now.
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>>543098236
[ ]Check this box if you're a loser and chronic masturbator.
[ ]Check this box if you're a Chad sex haver and pussy loves you.
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>>543120305
False dichotomy
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>>543119741
>my father was a nigger
>i am not black
okay nigger lol
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>>543111403
Maybe this, could be a leaky vein or cyst or even mild hernia, but I'd look into this first https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15239-varicocele
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>>543099649
2d waifus ofc
3d doesn't even get a reaction from my dick anymore
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>>543111111
Checked
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>>543120305
>The year is 2008 and I check both because im 19 years old, in college, and society has not yet been destroyed by social media, metoo, obama recession, and the internet.
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>>543098647
Ok. I hope you specifically remember my post during, and particularly after your orgasm.

Did those big cums feel good, faggot?
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>>543119741
>No I'm not black.
brutal blackpill
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>>543120445
too soon
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>>543104416
everyone is too faggoty
kid's are pretending to be older and more intelligent than they are
i'm sure it's a degree of disassociation as the cause
caring too much about what their peers think, what meme is the memeiest and who what where is happening on social media

back in the early 2000s id get home and goon to h-games until dinner, every day.
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>>543120445
She's gonna be alright, right bros?
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>>543098236
No wonder zoomettes all go after Millennial men, zoomer boys have no testosterone.
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>>543119444
That discolored stuff is from the prostate and bladder and the seminal vesicles. Mostly the prostate, which purges dead cells when you ejaculate on the regular. It can get swollenand infected unless it is purged occasionally.
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>>543120386
I'm not talking about Africans when I call you a nigger. That word should be divorced from the black race entirely.
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>>543098897
I notice that sex-havers on modern times do tend to be mostly bisexual faggots
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>>543118591
Adamantly dressing like a skank to go to the gym is to women what the holocaust is to jews. It's the insistence to the absurd lie that really gives it away. Y'know?
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>>543098884
Oh hey faggott just wanted to say you should lurk more on /pol/ or fuck back off to your gime gold posts... on that other tranny faggot site
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>>543120429
thanks for the response but i'm unsure if that would be the right thing since it isn't the balls at all and it's before the head where when flaccid you could feel a flat fleshy bit which was normal but now it feels in my hand when i squeeze the area on the sides, but on the lower part, it's sort of rounded like an almond in how it bulges and slightly bumpy. i'm really lost. when hard, the head on top closer but closer to the base of it gets ultra bruise-y feeling when pushed against which i've never had and the pain only slightly goes away when erect for awhile. can't stay hard for long at all and feels like it isn't getting as large either. never even really get horny anymore unless forced. during sex it's the same issues.
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>>543113435
for every hot woman you see there is a man out there who is sick and tired of her bitching and nagging and thinking how the pussy isnt even worth it
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>>543099238
back in the day i used to dl audio of women moaning from napster and that was over the top for me
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>>543121107
Sounds like either cancer or more likely a blood clot fren, you need to have it checked immediately because a clot can break free and block your heart, lungs, or brain. But a blood thinner med can fix it. It could be scar tissue but blood clit sounds more likely. Get it checked. Could just be an infection, like an ingrown hair, but sounds more serious than that. Get it checked. Two seconds and maybe an ultrasound which is like 200 bucks max., then you'll know.
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>>543121364
Those weren't women, that was me, I'm a good actor, sorry about that.
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>>543106886
Catholic Church. Needs to change
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>>543121827
It is bad regardless of what the church says
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>>543121827
The Catholic Church didn't take a formal stance until 1975
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>>543098236
Nobody has sex drives anymore.
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>>543098236
Wasn’t it 50 days just earlier today?
Why not make it 10 years?
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>>543121988
Maybe if you are stupid and don't understand the science.
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>>543122017
Masturbation appeared in penitential literature in the early medieval period and in 1048 St Peter Damian explicitly classified masturbation as one of the “sins against nature” in his Liber Gomorrhianus.
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>>543122230
Pope didn't approve.
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>>543106886
It's always been demonized, even the ancient greek philosophers considered it a sign of mental weakness and Christians felt is was a form of incontinence, yielding to fleshy desires, and doctors and psychologists considered it the source of other mental or physical problems. The truth is they were right, but they exaggerated greatly, making theor arguments weaker, simce in moderation it causes no harm, but in excess can lead to trouble. We have to remember the doctors of the 1600s to early 1900s were dealing with a lot of psychopaths and deranged individuals and the physically and mentally disabled, and a lot of sexually transmitted disease, and hygiene issues, malnourishment, and other things, for which there was no effective treatment for or obvious visible cause, so observing their disturbed and sick patients masturbate openly, something which most people hid from public view or discussion, led the physicians to place blame on the symptom thinking it was the cause. As more research into normal sexual behavior was done it became obvious that masturbation was a common activity that didn't cause harm normally, so those theories had to be abandoned amd unfortunately the political left went the opposite way, openly endorsing masturbation, teaching it to school children, hoping it would encourage them to reject Christianity and therefore right wing politics, see jocylen elders for example. But masturbation, like pornography, has always been a favorite topic of moralists on both sides of the political divide, because they are secret shames that can be exploited.
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>>543121558
>It could be scar tissue
i thought this since it feels like it happened after some vigorous sex and i figured maybe it could be some sound of internal wound that i obviously can't see. i should take your advice but i never have luck with doctors as it always feels like a revolving door that only gets faster as the years go on in that they are ready for the next patient in 90 seconds or less. also no insurance and a job but not much pay
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>>543122673
I had to get medicaid recently, but it probably won't last long due to the new work requirements, but cash for basic care like this isn't much, usually 110 for first visit to establish a new patient and like i said ,aube 200 or 260 for an ultrasound if that's needed, they may refer tou to a urologist though so it might be better to call on directly since you don't need a referral if you aren't using insurance. At least urologists are real doctors, not welfare queens, so you'll probably get better results with thrm than going to a general practioner first. Either way get it checked. It could very likely be a blood clot now that you mentioned the vigorous sex. Blood thinners can disaolve it within a couple of months. Fren had one in his lungs they took care of that way. He's all better now.
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random question, but what do circumcised dudes even do when they try to goon? i can edge for literally 6 hours with just periodic applications of spit, but it just occurred to me that for cutfags, this might actually cost them tangible money. like, how much lotion or lube does a cutfag need per hour of gooning?
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>>543121072
Yea
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>>543098236
Oldfag here, I jerked off 8 times today. In fact I woke up at 4am, snapped one off and went back to sleep. My cock is officially raw and will require a rest
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>>543099964
>the heightened senses, reaction time (literally am able to slow time like rdr2/maxpayne etc), super charismatic and alluring pheromones
citation needed
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>>543098459
im 33 and it's the same for me. i understand women so clearly now that my dick doesn't like them. im fucked. haven't watched porn in years. my dick works just fine but women in real life dont turn me on.
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>>543123827
Spit also works for us, but there are plenty of other options, lotion, ky jelly, albolene, vaseline, mineral oil, baby oil, coconut oil, crisco vegetable shortening, unscented bator balm, sky and oak conditioning balm, lube life, astroglide, stroke29, go solo, gun oil brand, dr tuggs, dick polish, sw8ss navy, elbow grease, sliquid warming gel, it's basically all the same stuff, just a choice between gel and cream, or silicone or water based, go wayer based by the way, fuck synthetics. Most lubricants last a long time, you don't need much, so the expense is minimal. Hope that explains it.
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>>543124342
>but there are plenty of other options, lotion, ky jelly, albolene, vaseline, mineral oil, baby oil, coconut oil, crisco vegetable shortening, unscented bator balm, sky and oak conditioning balm, lube life, astroglide, stroke29, go solo, gun oil brand, dr tuggs, dick polish, sw8ss navy, elbow grease, sliquid warming gel, it's
Olive oil is cheaper then all of those and it dosn't have any harmful chemicals like those things do.
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>>543124474
True but some people have reactions to vegetable oils. Olive oil chaffes my hands for example, even when i just use it as a lotion, probably because most brands are secretly diluted with inferior oils like gmo canola. It's super rare to find pure olive oil now, the magia controls the flow and in America the industry is unregulated. In europe there are smuggling rings. It's strange. But truth be rold, you've probably never tasted real olive oil once in your entire life.
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>>543098236
Why are Gen Z men such sexual failures? Seriously every data point shows that they fail at every level of human sexuality. And now they are even failing at masturbation.
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>>543113435
Same bro
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>>543121107
see a urologist
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>>543122412
A sensible post? On this board? GTFO
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>>543126504
What if i show tits, can i stay?
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>>543098236
I'm going to masturbate right now, for the third or fourth time today (I haven't been keeping track)
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>>543103377
outside of my only relationship the sex i’ve had has been entirely one night stands where i get ghosted and ignored after having good sex
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>>543121107
pls go to the doctor that unironically sounds like dick cancer
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>>543114731
an easy one for any anon to remember is
>oh, cuckold me!
from othello
another is
>get thee to a nunnery
which is hamlet calling ophelia a whore
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>>543127471
>>543114731
Rich gifts wax poor, when givers prove unkind. And
Poor yorick! i skull fucked him horatio.
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These headlines are getting awfully specific
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>>543126637
Who cares nigger
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>>543127801
What are you expecting
>sir, gen z has been determined to masturbate at about the same rate as all other generations
>my god. Put that on tommorows front page, every newspaper in the country, people need to know



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