On the morning of September 22nd the FBI Jobs Application portal page https://apply.fbijobs.gov/ was replaced with a ASCII picture of the Pokemon Umbreon and a message from a group calling themselves "SHINYHUNTERS" saying that the website had been seized by the hacker group, that they have a doxx on every employee at the FBI and everyone who has applied for a job there. Several hours later the website went down for maintenance and has not returned since. Since then Reuters and 404Media and numerous other media have confirmed the hack at the FBI:https://www.reuters.com/world/shinyhunters-hackers-say-they-breached-federal-bureau-investigation-no-immediate-2026-09-22/https://www.404media.co/we-hacked-the-fbi-hackers-say-they-have-data-on-all-fbi-employees/404 media and a few other journalists were given a sample of 5000 doxxed FBI employees that they have confirmed are authentic. This is the largest breach in US history for something like this!Shiny Hunters further went on to say that they accomplished their hack through the use of a ZeroDay Exploit in the Oracle software PeopleSoft which allowed them to obtain Root Access to the FBI systems.
Inside job.
>>543107458suffa glowies suffa
>Inb4 CZ-75 shit CS pistol flag spams again
Did they find the shinies?
>>543107458explain in the simplest and shortest way possible why i, a broke nigga who makes minimum wage, should care about this shit?
fakeroom slobs on my knob like a fuggin corn cob
Oracle doesn't hire pajeets to their executive team. This one was entirely whitey's fault. /pol/ will conveniently ignore this fact.
>inside you there are 2 dogs>one is a fed>the other is a fed
Glowsisters...
>>543107772James Comey dick pics.
>>543107772/thread But at the same time why does the glownigger feeling arise in my spine.
so glownigger are you okglownigger are you okare you okay glownigger
>>543107772It's a pleasing development within the Aryan moral aesthetic
>>543108104Stfu jeet
>>543108011your dox on the internet soon glow nigger
>>543107696no, they were all glowies
>>543106618>>543106618>>543106618
so is this a bluff or did they release the lists to the public?Also were informers listed as well or just regular agents
>>543107822>>inside you there are 2 dogsGod, i wish
>>543108273prove itpost the CVE from a month ago
>>543107458>a ZeroDay Exploit in the Oracle software PeopleSoftYou mean an Israeli back door.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_CorporationSee, any exploit Israel can use can be used by the enemy, too. This is how Meltdown came about.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meltdown_(security_vulnerability)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectre_(security_vulnerability)Anything Israel can hack into can be hacked by anyone else.
>>543107458The Trump administration can't do anything right
>>543108354CVE-2026-35273
>>543108339they provided some of the list to the media outlets (404media and reuters)
>>543108357CYBERSECURITY IS AN OXYMORAN TO BEGIN WITH
Is this the beginning of the 9/23 false flag?
>>543108426OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!https://www.oracle.com/security-alerts/alert-cve-2026-35273.html
>>543108723German dude knows whats up9/23 or NOV massive falseflag happening
>>543107458LOOK AT THE CUTE HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS PUPPERS
>>543108466>maybe we shouldn't put all our data in a public bucket on the internet>CYBERSECURITY IS AN OXYMORON IT'S FINE Retard. And yes you spelled Oxymoron incorrectly you fucking retard.
>>543107458oh no, are they gunna dox cleopatra?
>>543107815The jeetification of STEM and IT will make things much more easy to hack in the future. The most important networks will probably be secured by AI though. But maybe there is hope with the occasional jeet hire.
>>54310835740% of the global jewish population lives in the US, many employed in the tech industry due to ethnic nepotism in university admissions, hiring, promotion, financing, and VC. 45% of the global jewish population lives in israel, all of which is conscripted into the IDF, where the smartest fraction is funnelled into Unit 8200, dedicated to working with American jews to plant backdoors, bugdoors, and overall compromise and exploit the American tech industry. Internal Unit 8200 spyware projects are then spun out into VC-funded cybertech startups. Dumb Americans then point to israel and say, "Look at how high-IQ those jews are with their tech industry."
>>543107458We did it, we have the best hackers, truly magnificent. You won't find better hackers than ours.
>>543107815Are the executives the ones writinng the code anon?
>>543109887>by AIWhy do you believe this?
>>543107491why is it always furry hackers?
time for the real epstein files to leak
>>543107458Just wait til adversarial countries get AI that can crack advanced encryption like a soft boiled egg. Every western nation's intel servers with internet access will probably be getting compromised several times a day. Welcome to the brave new world, I guess.
>>543107458Is that bad
>>543109601
>>543107458HA HA HA!FUCK YOU AGENT A*******! YOU FUCKING RACHEL MADOW LOOKING DYKE KIKE!
>>543107458Zoophile Jeet Kash Patel's fault>>543109887>jeetification of STEM and ITThankfully AI now layoffs Jeets in mass>>543109963>Best hackers>>543110272>why is it always furry hackers?Furry femboys :3IronicallyZoophiles just as Kash Patel>>543108350>inside you there are 2 dogs>God, i wish
>>543111302KEk, i forgot the last Hacks where fembois
>>543108723>>543109319I can't believe the rogue AI caused cyber polygon. Who could have guessed
>>543107458It's not based unless they make all the information public. Hackers with alternative motives are not based or redpilled.
>>543111667SiegedSec hacker group aka Gayfurry hackers was founded by a fellow catboy :3Gay furry hackersand Gayfemboy malwarewere legit threat to FBI :3Gay furry hackers:https://youtu.be/SGF5it5ZRx0https://youtu.be/WWGtSlbfxgEhttps://youtu.be/KqTETqyhirMhttps://youtu.be/zMpZt0Eg6Zshttps://youtu.be/pK5LgzYJCW4Gayfemboy malware:https://youtu.be/FQMY89U0FN0https://youtu.be/Pwr0iU2x4Q0Disclaimer to Feds:I'm not a hacker tho. I'm just just a furry femboy kot.Just a 4chan anon and ironic shit poster.I swear :3Anyways:Glowies tongue my anus
Oh no they have the names and resumes of FBI employees. Do they realize the real secret shit isn't on HR sites? They got the secretary and public facing agent. They didn't get the UCs.
ai?
>>543107458I went shiny hunting for Hawlucha but when I finally found one it ran away.
>>543113493It's time to grow up
>>543107458English labs are so fucking awesome. I have had a couple American, a couple English.. all of them have been great dogs but I love those giant block heads on the English. Perfect to break your nose when you least expect it
>>543113598you, g0y, deal in the real world. while the shiny hunters sit like effendi and eat
>>5431083570 days aren't necessarily back doors even drooling retards like you can find vulns now with AI go ask kimi for help it will
>>543113493>HawluchaIs this a fakemon region?
>>543107458Why not just look for "Works at FBI" on linkedin.Seems like a big nothingburger.
>>543107458Fox Mulder status?
>>543107458>«SHINYHUNTERS»>UmbreonASCII.jpeg
>>543110272Autism = Furries/Trannies = Nerds = Hackers = Game developersIts all thesame
>>543107458It's China and the Us is going to roll over for them.Trump won't touch China.
>>543113883You think Oracle is going to make software without Israeli secret entrances? I guess the feds thought that, too.
>>543107458Holy shit an actual White hat hacker? Did they get all the informants doxxed to? Rolling for mass glowie suicides.
>>543114420you're a moron examples for backdoors are yellow key or RSA BSAFEthis is just unsensitized deserialization
>>543114920>this is just unsensitized deserializationIt was done intentionally. It was designed to be hacked. Otherwise they wouldn't have allowed the vulnerability in the first place. Stop being naive.
>>543114920Also, anything you people have put these vulnerabilities into can be used against you. That's the problem with putting vulnerabilities into software and hardware. You open yourself up to the same attacks. You should probably stop this, but you won't. Don't bitch at me when your weapon is turned against you.
>>543115102>>543115207if you weren't so clueless you would know how a backdoor looks like retard they are specifically built to either require physical access or require something only the entity that had it put in place uselike a key but you are a dumb nigger that never wrote or RE'd shit
This seems significant somehow. Is Kash gonna be not cash now?
>>543115289A back door, as I reference it, is any intentional vulnerability in software/hardware. You can try to play language arts bullshit all you want, it doesn't work on me. Never try to bullshit me. It simply doesn't work. I'm not even anti-Israel, either, if you're thinking that. But we all know that Israel puts vulnerabilities into software and hardware. You guys put bombs in pagers. Don't play coy, just admit you guys do whatever you can to fight your enemies. There's no shame in admitting you do things in your best interests. The world is a very dangerous place, right? You know it, and I know it.
>>543107815>Using Oracle for anything
>>543114649>WhitehatsKekIt was Israel dude.Orical is owned a by Jews, Jews hacked FBI employee database so they know who all the FBI agents are.. this info will be needed in the future
>>543115740
>>543112837UwU
>>543107458
>>543108357Nowadays there are three entities that can do it rapidly, nsa and mossad are the old ones, but ai can outcompete now. So anyone with the redacted Claude model or access to similar power can do zero day exploits rapidly.
Also this royally fucks any undercover they have.
Someone clicked bobs phishing link
so did we find out if nick fuentes is actually a fed?
Didn't this retard get himself hacked too?
>>543116279The most lethal force in the world.Has emails of him smoking Cuban cigars on his personal emails that was leaked
>>543116279he lost a bet, ok. It was a one time thing. He's just trying to keep his job, man.
>>543116279If he works for the FBI his name will be leaked.
>>543107458>install cp on every sev-oh neverminnd..
>>543116001OwO UwU :3>>543116279>>543116342>>543116591>install cp on every sev-oh>neverminnd..Where are the unredacted Epstein files tho?
>>543116279yeah easy he is weak to offers of bobs and vagene
>>543115289>require something only the entity that had it put in place use>like a keyBugdoors are not keyed for plausible deniability. But you already knew that. KYS
>>543107458>OH HELL YEAH!OH HELL YEAH! MORE JOBS. MORE FLOCK CAMERAS!
>>543107458Bodies are going to start dropping. Watch.
>>543107772Laugh and the world laughs with you.Cry and you cry alone.
Are those dogs single?
>>543117263ye because the consequences when one is discovered are so great ah wait no there aren't any
>>543110272High octane autism. The kind that can move mountains.
>>543113370Has Nolan seen this?
Haha lolGit fukt Ka$h
>>543107772Unless the hackers release the agents' names and addresses, you don't.I would like to know who my local feds are.
>>543107772Given the nature of the breach and the kind of data they claim to have obtained it's quite possible that photo IDs are also part of it and that'd mean they have the faces of undercover agents which if put up for sale would compromise every single fbi operation into real world in person criminal or suspected terrorist enterprises. You could run photos of people in your organization against those images and find any undercover agents.
>>543107772Access to YouTube monetization algorithms
>>543118682Especially when you factor in that large criminal organizations have access to facial recognition technology.
>>543107772balls
>>543107772Its like when that dating site TEA was hacked and some people's info got released. But in this case they haven't released anything so its the irl equivalent of tearing down a poster on a lightpole.
>>543117684>https://arstechnica.com/security/2023/12/exploit-used-in-mass-iphone-infection-campaign-targeted-secret-hardware-feature/no key, was denied
>>543107458FUCKING IRAN!FUCKING BIDEN!
>>543118857If you're talking purely internal datasets anyone can have access to facial recognition software these days. Even beyond opensourve programs I'm sure there's cracked enterprise programs out there too. Normally databases acess is the limiting factor for facial recognition but in this case if shinyhunters releases that data anyone who wants it and can afford what the people selling are asking can run the fbi pool against their own members. And since it's applicants as well there's likely plenty of people who were rejected and ended up in other sorts of law enforcement in there too.
>>543107458new map of dog fuckers just dropped
>>543120217required four 0days to exploit even if the undocumented hardware path was intentionally there notice how high the bar of entry was something only a state actor could get to a key was an example and that's assuming it was a back door and not just a regular oversight
>>543109625DamnI just nutted
>>543118682This. Only 5,000 of 38,000. What if it's mostly undercover people?
>>543113370Jeff Bezos is creepy looking
>>543115960kek
>>543107458"thank you for your attention to this matter, mf its trump wtf
>>543112837curse all faggots, i cant stand them nasty fucks, wtf is wrong with them. proof that this world is fake and gay
>>543107458TRUMP SHOULD FIGHT BACK BY ENACTING A DRAFT:0) FINISH THE WALL!!!1) Use ICE to do the draft, they're popular and any anti-ICE argument can be drowned with "70% of voters voted THREE TIMES for ICE to deport illegals including draft dodgers!"2) Pay spics Trump deported for each white they deport back to the US, radicalize them by showing them how happy and in-favor whites were of their suffering. Afterwards, apply the same model to everyone else.3) Pay pro-white celebs to drown white whinners with their screams about "whites are not invaders, we're pioneers and settlers"4) Kill anti-draft faggots by using Pretty Good memes :D
>>543107458Where can I find the info?
>>543124451On the internet.
