You wake up tomorrow and you're Indian. What do you do?
fuck you bloody, bitch bastard
>>543109437Redeem>>543109510
Move to London
>>543109437it would take about half an hour for me to adjust and adapt
>>543109437kms obviously/thread
>>543109437Eat poo
Challenge a train to a gentleman's duel
>>543109437Izzatmaxxx by scamming boomers standing infront of trains.
and then I'd read the Garuda Purana, which I was planning to do anyway
eat shit then move to Canada
>>543109585This, reroll the character per say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak8D_Asb_Ok
>>543109437Call my cousin to apply for a job at the pentagon
Probably immediately hop on EBT and commit fraud seven ways from Sunday since this Pozzed government doesn't gaf about browns breaking the law. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
needful? I'm sure my indian spidey sense will guide me
>>543109437Wherever I am I must so rape.
for lunch I'd probably have a bagel, hummus, lots of black pepper and some turmeric root. it wouldn't be a big change
>>543109437Kafka my nibbaI like some jews how can i be anti-semetic?
>>543109437Memorise pi to infinity while shitting anywhere i choose
>>543109437Learn Urdu and claim I'm a Paki.
>>543109437be glad I'm no longer a total nigger
Rack up as much izzat as possible and become izzat christ then redeem it all.
>>543109437Thank god for not having to be white anymore
Rape everything in sight because ill get a slap on the wrist
>>543109437Become CEO
>>543109437throw myself into the path of juggernaut
>>543109437Ask chatgpt how to achieve maximum izzat
>>543109437most likely tiktoks
My sister
>>543109437If that happened I would no longer have an inner voice and just prowl around for victims like any other beast.
>>543109437jeet on the street
>>543110727I AM THE MOTHER BITCH BENCHOD
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>>543110639ngl he'd make a good live action kefka or sephiroth
>>543109437God you people are obsessed with us
>>543109828Very interesting fantasies... Are you a healthy well-adjusted individual? Genuine question
>>543109437I then become joker from the trauma of being indian
>>543109437Thank God I was born of elite genes. Call one of my several businesses to make sure Timmy got the reports done. Make coffee shower start day.
>>543109437>wat doShit on a train, then somehow get run over by same train.
Jump in front of my natural predator.A train.
>>543109437Throw myself in front of a train and hope I wake up transformed into a huge bug instead. Much better life.
>>543109437Go to the next train station and take a selfie on the tracks.
>>543109862I can't technically be considered antisemitic if three of my favorite writers were Jewish, can I? Rod Serling and Sergei Dovlatov were also jews.
>>543112608don't fall for their trap. jewish zionist
>>543112716*doesn't imply
>>543112759If either of those two were principled in the way I understand their work to be, they'd be explicitly anti-zionist.
>>543109437eat shit, die a retarded way, rape an animal, scam, wrongfully gloat about being a model "human" being, all of the above.
>>543109437>What do you do?No idea, but it would be done incompetently and be contaminated with fecal matter.
>>543109437Find the nearest train, electrical pole or water tower and kill myself.
>>543110727Would redeem
>>543109437Obviously shit in the street thereby marking my territory. I own this street now, please refer to my pile of shit on the road as a stake to my claim.
>>543109437I would kill myself
>>543110727Nice tits but I don't race mix sorry. You as a stinky Indian are a lower caste than me.
>>543109437Start the hunt
>>543109437Train myself
>>543109437I would join an Ashram and spend the rest of my life in cozy meditation
>>543109437Just put the gift cards in the bag.
>>543109437This is why I hope afterlife or reincarnation don't exist (I am sure they don't). Imagine you are born a pajeet in the next life. I mean everyone will be brown in the next centuries so you couldn't even be born white in the future anyway
>>543109437>You wake up tomorrow and you're Indian. What do you do?Kill myself in hopes of being reincarnated as a higher being such as a dung beetle or musk oxen
>>543109437Assuming my brain is still human and not one of a fecaloid, slit my throat
>>543109437rape khazer milfs
>>543109437Flush myself down the toilet and or take a shower
>>543109437
I'd go to one of those circuses, where they throw gas cylinders on people
Save a fortune on deodorant and continue fighting for the cause of Aryan supremacy (which continues to include me).
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