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On his recent appearance on Sam Hyde's show, professor Jiang was asked to explain world geopolitics using a bunch of toys at his disposal
Here's what toys he picked for each country and the reasons he gave for it:
>A Cartman plushie was the US, because he's very fat and annoying
>A Pepe plushie was Russia, because he's a troll
>A Funko Pop was China, because it was still in the box, much like China likes to stay in its box and not get involved in world affairs
>An old roll of tape was Europe, because it's old, useless and nobody cares about it anymore
>A fancy toy car was Israel, because they're the boss, everyone else has to pay respect to them, and they keep driving around in the Middle East running over people and nobody can stop them
>A Vegeta figurine was Iran, because they became super sayan as they evolved from a backwards theocracy to a country with a very refined ruling class, and they're now standing up to the boss
>Another toy car was North Korea, because it came out of nowhere and is going to surprise us all with its economic development
What do we think of these picks on /int/?
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>>543120521
He's Chinese Andrew Tate
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>>543120521
proferssor chink was on sam hyde?
that shit cray my homie
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>>543120521
He's not an actual professor and his 'students' are literally his kids.

Chinese are frauds.
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>>543120523
Here's the episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7u5vh4E8fU
(The segment i'm talking about begins at 17:22)
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>>543120521
Sam made him look pretty stupid and emasculated
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>>543120525
i know sister i just googled it and i'll watch it now
ive actually never watched neitehr sissy hyde's podcast or professor mmkay but i'll indulge in this battle of intellectual titans now
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Bump, need more opinions
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>noboy cares, europoor!
>...but please, please never cut ties with my country of origin, because it'll burn down in a week without US or you buying our shit...
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>>543120521
I liked him when he was just telling his loony interpretations of gnosticism and world views of ancient mediterranean peoples. Fun background noise for vidya sessions. Sad to see he was just a persona being built up to be another narrative-controlling podcast puppet.
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>>543120525
>russia likes to troll america
uh thats one way to look at it i guess
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>>543120521
Saar he very smart Chinese man.
Greetings from Islamabad.
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>>543120532
kek I like the ones that say 'wow I can't believe these lectures are free' and the name is like some unpronounceable Kyrgyzstani with Mehmet in the middle somewhere.
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>>543120530
I like the one where he talks about a racist Canadian conspiracy to arrest him because he beat his kids at a public pool. Half of that talk was about how he has one son he likes and another one that's a wretch with an inferiority complex.
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>>543120534
Sounds like a typical asian parent
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>>543120521
the literally who show??
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>>543120521
and what is japan?
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>>543120537
you're looking at them asshole
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>>543120538
didn't know we wuz nihonese
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>>543120521
Sam hyde is a self hating jew
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>>543120521
He's a fucking retard but the narrative lead I'm writing under thinks he's a genius we should base our game's themes on
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>>543120521
He made me lose all respect for Chinese politics wise

>>543120541
My condolences holy shit lmafo
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>>543120542
>He made me lose all respect for Chinese politics wise
Doubt it.
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>>543120526
I thought they had good chemistry
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>>543120521
How does one get a pepe plushie?
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>>543120521
someone posted a lecture of this dude about israel a few years ago i watched 30 seconds and its just some scizo babble i concluded this dude is retarded and unfunny like why do people even post him.
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Ngl it's funny how Sam interviews people by leading them down a line of thought where they start raving about things most normies would think are insane while Sam just stares at them blankly and doesn't respond
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>>543120521
>An old roll of tape was Europe, because it's old, useless and nobody cares about it anymore
Rent free though. They won't shut up about us.
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>>543120548
What does Brexit mean again?
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>>543120521
is this the repacked Jordan Peterson thread? or is it refurbished?
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>>543120521
i think prof jiang is interesting but in a format with sam hyde and his ppl idk how anything can be watchable anymore, but im sure if im missing anything it will come up somewhere else too?
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>>543120525
I thought Sam Hyde works for Thiel. Is this chink another shabbos goy now?
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>>543120521
This giy has suddenly started making rounds on podcasts within the Roganverse. This makes me suspect foul play. Anyone that suddenly starts doing a ton of these podcasts becomes extremely sus. I fear the king may be compromised.
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>>543120521
Totally based. I concede, he is the smartest
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>>543120521
Cartman is a based pick
>funko pop
I figured it'd be because China is obsessed with weird cosmetic trends like South Korea except it's DIY shit that fucks you up instantly
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Professor CHING CHONG DING DONG
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>>543120521
Most iranians are extremely poor.
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I'm getting tired of Sam Hyde. He didn't reply to anything interesting in this whole video. All he cares about is money, steroids, and lifting. Sure, that's all great, but he doesn't care about anything else. He knows nothing of history or geopolitics.
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>>543120521
/pol/ thinks those picks are highly accurate
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>old roll of tape as Europe
kek but it could be even more insulting to the hag shithole that lace is
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>>543120521
If any of this is true, he knows less about geopolitics than my dog. He looks uglier, too.
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>>543125347
>MUH GDP
>MUH FIAT
>MUH DOW
fake and gay number that are made up by kikes
Iranians are very well off when it comes to necessities
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>>543120521
>>An old roll of tape was Europe, because it's old, useless and nobody cares about it anymore
KEK!
Rekt status: [X]
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>>543120526
Doubt
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>>543120521
>>A Funko Pop was China,
not Winnie Pooh???

coward
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>>543125387
He is a malignant personality. He was great back in the day during the height of the social justice warrior mind virus because he was one of the few brave/crazy enough to speak his mind with no cares about the social consequences. But now that social virus has dissipated. And Sam is still some sort of twisted sadist with a weird inferiority/superiority complex and a love of power.
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>>543120547
I like Sam he has a good heart, he respects and likes the individual while at the same time can be an adult about the fact that said individual must be genocided if he belongs to an inferior useless race ie indian in the end its a pragmatic business choice about who gets to breath clean air and drink clean water and eat clean food on Earth losing to the competition is not an option especially if your life literally depends on winning. this is why trumpenstein and jahatma dalit vaneesh can go fuck themselves desu famalam
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>>543120521
>My docta said I have a cataract
>I tell him no I dwive a rinkin
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>>543120526
I think they both traded decent blows against their respective grifts
both playing their assigned characters with bits of their personal truthes sprinkled in
solid entertainment
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>>543120521
Its retarded because he is going to the idea of:
>China is good and dont get involved ever
>USA is the only bad actor
>Both Terrorists A and B sandniggers are cool and super sayan

I knew this chink would screw things up and go cringe eventually.
He cant keep doing nice calls in anons way like us.
Fuck him.
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>>543120521
He’s a very paid chink shill but it’s cool to have someone who doesn’t just spout the usual tired western tranny propaganda
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>>543120521
The only thing he was right about was that America would lose bigly from the war in iran.
>China stays in it's own box and doesn't get involved with geopolitics
>"North Korea came out of nowhere and will surprise everyone with economic development"
Is this what Chinese propaganda does to someone? This is pure delusion.
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>>543126183
>Chinese man supports his native country China. What a retard!
You just don't understand patriotism because Brazil is an embarrassing country
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>>543126473
There is a massive difference between supporting your country and making retarded lies like "China is just a small cutesy boy who does nothing wrong and just wants to be left alone. He isn't even interested in the rest of the world and certainly doesn't get involved with other countries"
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>>543120525
Holy shit, I thought this was AI when I saw the clips. Never watched either of them, but this is like some meme magic
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>>543120521
Yo this guy fucking sucks lmao
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>>543126473
>>543126589
this but also no i dont understand patriotism since i would never protect or fight or die for a bunch of rooting kleptomaniac pedophiles.

>Brasil is a embarasing country
>t. Burguer
alright. sure.



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