>No hurricanes in the US for the first time in 200 years!! yippieee>Meanwhile in tacoland It's so over
>>543122221Looks like Satan's butthole
>>543122221He who the Gulf is named after is protected from Hurricanes o algo
>>543122221Please destroy mexico city.>Please destroy mexico city.Please destroy mexico city.>Please destroy mexico city.Please destroy mexico city.>Please destroy mexico city.Please destroy mexico city.>Please destroy mexico city.
>>543122221that polo loco
>>543122391I wish I never knew what Satan's butthole looks like. But I've been eating Netanyahu's ass since Jan 20th 2025.
>>543122221Stay safe muchacho
Nothing ever happens
Is this because Trump changed the name to gulf of America???
>>543122593it's right off the coast of Mexico, retard
Wake me if it ends up changing course and making landfall instead of continuing out into the pacific as predicted. That would be kino. Otherwise nothing burger.
>>543122635its la nino or some shit
>>543122480Lol In your dreams, it will destroy the ports tho
Even god felt americans suffered enough
>>543122659Tonight you will have a dream where your penis falls off.
>>543122221I got a 1gb flash drive in ages of yore. It was only 889mb. Failed prematurely as well.
>>543122480you may not know this but mexico city is not located near the coast, and it's also 7000ft above sea level
>>543123259But its in a valley?
>>543122221Stop crying, all the model show it fizzling out before going to land
>>543122221I thought Pacific storms like that were termed typhoons, while Atlantic storms are termed hurricanes
>>543122221Nothing burger
>>543122221every year with this bullshitstfu
spics just need to sit in their houses their fat asses will anchor the entire fucking block
>>543122221nice
>>543122221Marco!!!!
Not powerful enough. I want 500 mph wind speeds.
>>543122635>Is this because Trump changed the name to gulf of America???Si, todos hurricanes have been deported!
>>543122221it sucks that it can't turn NE and directly hit LA as a category 11why did you make a thread about a storm that is going out to the ocean to dissipate? i want you to think about that while you look at this moist grussy
>>543122221>889 mbWhat happens when it reaches a full gigabyte?
>>543122221Condolences on your case of polio bro. Thought that shit was wiped out.
>>543122221https://youtu.be/nFM1X0o2pnc?is=-H_wvPej8gRQKtA3
>>543122221Those who bless Israel will be blessed.Those who curse Israel will be cursed.
>>543122221Please nuke mexico
>>543122221Rolling for Guadalajara niggers to be erased from the earth.
>>543125122Welp.
>>543124791I just watched a sped up two hour cloud track and it is headed due North from its current position.
>>543122221Can some weather anon tell me how likely this is to cause problems for SoCal and when it might hit if it did? Having the roof replaced the first week of October and I’m wondering if it will need to be pushed back possibly.
Current track.
>>543125417Saw one like this in '96 that came straight up the Sea of Cortez, up the colorado river and wiped out a lot of shit from Blythe Ca. to Phoenix Az.
>>543122221I wish it was a bit closer to land up north. We got a little rain a few weeks ago from some storm.Tropical Storm Hilary a few years ago was pretty cool.
>>543125417Doesn't look like it will make it past Mexico and might even go to Central America.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Polo
Make plans now to flee from the coastline, make sure you have cash, water, gasoline, and hotel or family reservations
>>543123259You may not know this but Mexico City is actaully Tenochtitlan, the capital of the Aztec Empire, and countless thousands of humans were murdered and sacrificed there atop the pyramid before based Hernan Cortes wiped them out
Glad I got to visit Phoenix while it was still there.
I hope this is the wrath of God for all the atrocities that have been done in mexico over the course of history
>>543125743It really looks like it's Red Skull's Wrath of God for Katie Hobbs.Not the first place he's wiped out that angered him.
Rember Xanadu?
>>543122391Hey man Mexico isn't that bad
>>543122221deja vu nothing happened then, nothing will happen this time either and nobody will care regardless, again. because fuck mexico
>>543125737Baha is kill
>>543125903WTF are you talking about retard? The hurricane is right there, it exists, it is in fact 'happening' as you kids like to say.
>>543125969nothing is happening unless fat mexican grandmas are being swirled through the air at mach 3
>>543125926Been fun shit posting with you.
Its down there
>>543122221Hoover Dam gonna get something or they can fucking figure out where the damn leak is.
>>543126251It's still going to be a cat 5 plus when it cuts in across Baja and The Sea of Cortez and rips up through the Tucson / Phoenix area.
>>543126322Checked.We gonna have a Hoover Dam General like we had an Oroville Dam General?.Hope we have a tweeker wigger in a mini pickup live streaming that was kino.
>>543122221Hurricanes that develop next to Mexico go to Japan.
Unprecedented.
>>543126470It appears this one is not.
Perfect Storm.
can that dumb storm hurry up already? it's getting boring
The real news starts tomorrow when we see if polo will merge with the other disturbance
>>543126776Gettin' Spicey.
>>543127000niceIt's moving north faster now
>>543127093Going out to start filling sandbags.
>>543126702>>543126776It'll do a fujiwhara effect
>>543127294Buying flood and wind damage insurance tomorrow.Having several loads of rip rap and a tractor rental delivered as well.Stocking up on plywood for windows, chains for the chainsaws, and setting up a propane generator for the well and two houses. Putting in a 1k propane tank.
>>543122221Oh lawd, it gonna flood them bean tunnels they use to sneak into the US!
>>543127480pack it up boys, nothing ever happens
>>543122221Chances it randomly smashes into US?
>>543125737They could use the rain couldn't they?
>>543127480>lowest pressure 965 milibarsNigger we're at 889.Uncharted territory.
>>543127569alot of us are hoping for that to be honestwe need the water in the south west
>>543127623Pretty saturated already from two other freak hurricanes
>>543127569It'll impact Mexico before any remnants reach the US.
>>543127624It's a nothingburger, who gives a shit about some Mexicans learning to swim
>>543127733We have a river between us. We don’t need them to swim any more.
>>543122221Is Wilma still the strongest ever recorded when including Atlantic? It got forgotten so fast by failing to hit anything important
>>543122221Let us have this El Niño
>>543127660MOAR
>>543122221I hope it cuts the rio grande into a 25 mile wide alligator infested moat of freedom from turd world invaders.
>>543123421I believe the name comes from which way they spin, because of which side of the equator they spawn?But I've been wrong before.
Get ready for 1,666 threads
>>543122221>recorded an internal pressure of 889mb>mbWhat is this thing digital?
>>543127931milli bar
Unnamed storm expected to completely wipe out Iceland from the map with over 400000 deaths mogs the shit out of tiny Polo.RIP ICELAND
>>543122480>>543122221Just get Greta Thunberg out there on the shoreline and as the edges of it hit the coast, she takes her bikini bottoms off and sits down on the sand, spreads her legs, and takes a hot steaming vegan piss towards the storm which blasts it Gandalf style and it dissipates within seconds.
>>543127891Did you know 25% of the world's Mexicans live in the US?
>>543127981This is trumps fault.
The waters near Baja are cooler. Thinner warm layer too. Don't get excited.
>>543128059if this were true then it'd already be over for white people. You can't deport 40 million people.
>>543126702>>543126776It's gonna bounce off and nuke baja, the other will prob ride the coast.
>>543122221PLEASE DESTROY SPICSICKO100,000 mexcriment dead!
Never been to Tijuana but I'm assuming everyone there needs a bath so
>>543129196there's ~20mil living there, 100k is nada
>>543125737yeah man imagine missing out on Phoenix
>>543127634You'll almost certainly the rain regardless. After a storm fizzles out the clouds don't disappear. Often causes worse flooding and damage than the hurricane impact.
>>543128534The US will obviously end up splitting and if certain whites play it right they can secure some territory for themselves to the exclusion of others. As long as you keep jews out it's not a big deal to push out other foreigners.
Hurricane Patricia had sustained winds of 215MPH and was the strongest recorded hurricane. Imagine if we got one just twice as strong with 430MPH winds that would literally be apocalyptic like some storm on Saturn or something and rip the very ground up beneath it.
>>543122221Scrambles the Death Dealer
>>543122221>hurricane Typhoon, actually.
Maybe the rats will stop replacing everyone when they’re dead
>>543122221digits and cat 5 make amerifats fly
>>543125669Heil
>>543122221im tired of seeing the most X Y in history over and over again like im supposed to care more about it.
>>543126776unholy butthole merge imminent in 3..2..1>>543131214Who's naming this hurricanse anyway? Is is like a bingo thing or is there like a background lore behind it? What about hurricane Karen? There should be one at least once a year
>>543122221You spic deserve it desu
>>543127923If it hits Baja Cali then Nevada, arizona, new mexico and about half of colorado on the west side is going to get swamped. These area's have already decent rain this year but man is it going to flood like a mother fucker.
>>543122221No headed into land, notingburger
>>543123259Yeah, you need an earthquake to destroy it.
Nothing ever happens, including this.
It's well known fact that the US government has weather weapons. Normally the US government turns the weather weapons against the US itself because it's a way to put ((recovery funding)) in to the hands of the ((right people)), but since the jews are going all-in on total global ZOGworld they've turned the weather weapons on other targets. Like the beaners, who are extremely anti-semitic due to Catholicism being their main faith.
>>543134406Beaners have a warped form of catholicism that worships any 2 bit saint to the level of jesus so idk why they would even bother. Mexico is due for another civil war anyways the military, police and other random paramilitary forces are massively divided. US pins the Mexican navy for the next coup due to its intelligence apparatus.
>>543123259>be hurricane>come into existence excited to obey God's command to fuck up Mexico>as is tradition decide to incarnate into the Gulf of Mexico>wtf>where is it? >ah man ah jeez the other hurricanes are going to make fun of me>start getting depressed and gaining weight and sizeFUCK MEXICO
>>543122221>the first time in 200 years!!Just weight till hurricane Mofo arrives along with twin brother el Ninyo then yerll be fucked.Odd do you think that the weather system didn't produce one hurricane heading towards USA. very odd?
If numbers this will trigger The Big One in LA.
>>543134938Cat 9 San Fran.
>>543133293>>543134938>>543135031you guys are too weakdigits and west coast gets wiped
>>543122221Rolling for guerrero negro to be wiped off the map
>>543122843Stop casting gypsy spells Paco
>>543122221Call hurrican a chickenGet wrecked
CALIFORNIA DECLARES STATE OF EMERGENCY
>>543122221TMD
This is also the maximum of the 17 year King Tide Cycle.
>>543122391Appropriate
all joking aside, stay safe mexibros, i lost everything to helene 2 years ago, its no joke
>>543122480>gets hit with millions of weather refugees latercareful what you wish for
