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Which political ideology would thrive in a zombie apocalypse?
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>>543136955
Queer theory
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>>543136955
theocracy
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>>543137092
It failed in 28 years later
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>>543136955
I would be part of the conservative brain eaters, believing that for a sustainable zombie future we must eat some...not all...the humans.
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>>543136955
Praetorianism
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>>543136955
>you can only put 3 point
>green =1, orange =2
>you can't choose the opposing side
My Fanatical Militarist + Spirituarist build can conquer the universe.

What is zombie? Just another citizens in my Galactic Empire.
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>>543136955
Any. Zombie apocalypses can be beaten by asthmatic 55 year olds with excavators pickups and snow plows.
Everything that's even remotely important is behind stuff meant to protect against either somewhat determined niggers or very determined chinks.
The powerplant isn't getting overrun because no zombie can just walk through a door designed to withstand gunfire.
Fakes and gayest apocalypse threat.
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>>543137313
But they can surround you and overrun you
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>>543136955
Warlordism.
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>>543136955
Communism probably. No one else handles starving in small groups quite as well.
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>>543137131
>it failed in a movie
>so its bad
kek, you are a nigger and that shows even in your fucking retarded thread about germany
seething toilet cleaner
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>>543137309
How utterly boring. I bet you only play Germany in HoI and Prussia in EU too like the npc you are
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>>543137574
Whiter than you Mohammed
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>>543137131
thats a movie made by a leftist
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>>543136955
Total and unmitigated national socialism
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>>543137608
is that the reason why you hide behind a vpn, jacek?
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>>543137751
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>>543136955
What we have now is arguably worse than a zombie apocalypse.
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>>543137855
They are nuts. I've never come across a more disgusting and hardheaded people
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>>543137855
kek
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>>543137598
Tell me about your exciting build.
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never forget
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>>543136955
Miggerism
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>>543136955
strong tough women from george romeros films
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>>543136955
anarcho-banditism
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>>543136955
That movie is about pregnant white women fucking niggers thus making zombie oreo babies
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Killing browns on sight and sending women back to the (apocalyptic) kitchen.
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>>543136955
Hello fellow living people.
I think we should try to live in peace with the zombies. Just because a few bad zombies will eat your family's brains, doesn't mean they are all bad. With enough training they can be safe and contributing members of society. Best of all, they don't have to be paid, clothed, housed, or even fed. Also, zero health care costs!
I know what you're saying, fellow living people: "Zombies are dangerous and take living people's jobs!" This is entirely untrue. Zombies take the jobs that living people refuse to do.
So, I say "we" drain that moat, removed the spikes (and crocodiles) and welcome our contributing zombie neighbors to the neighborhood!
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>>543136955
Play some multiplayer Zomboid and get back to us.
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>>543136955

Cuckoomus....no doubt about....they are all brain dead already.
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>>543136955
Free market anarchism (aka anarcho-capitalism) of course. Think of it this way, without the godvernment, who will build the roads? Probably the ame people yhat do now. Who will subsidize the personal security services of billionaire statist Jews to protect them against the zombie hordes? Nobody.
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>>543136955
Libertarianism
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>>543136955
Despotism
you don't really have time for anything else
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>>543136955
Islam is a zombie virus, so antisemitic leftism obviously.
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rape
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>>543143169
raping zombies will 100% end up with your dick rotting off
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>>543136955
Anarchy
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>>543136955
the ones we have now, covid show we can't handle a real outbreak but one that's solved by shooting people would be over pretty quick.
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>>543136955
For the zombies? MAGA
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>>543137131
>people go to church because the apocalypse is happening
>they die because it's a zombie apocalypse
>zombies like church bells and bodies
>you're in the middle of the fucking city
>theocracy failed
Couldn't be this dumb if I tried.
Next time try to be less retarded for bait.
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>>543136955
Homesteading. Easily. Tight groups of rural families, heavily armed and stockpiled with strong collective social impulses. Ideally suited to surviving zombie hordes.
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Democracy, if 7 zombies want to eat your brain your kinda fucked.
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>>543136955
National Socialism. Not even saying that because I am one. It has a proven historical record of lifting people out of what were pretty damn near close to post apocalyptic conditions and creating a prosperous society within a decade. You centralize control of survival essentials to ensure basic needs are met in return for labor while still encouraging private trade of other commodities. You create a new currency backed in man hours of labor. You promise young man a wife and a house in return for labor or military service. It's really not that hard. And this time because it's tje apocalypse you wouldn't have the juden getting in your way.
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>>543143338
How can my dick rot off when I already got bottom surgery?
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>>543136955
I always though Stratocracy would fare very well in zombie apocalypse.
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>>543136955
Fascist warlord bikers, like Scythians or Great Khans of old. Heavily armed with strong interpersonal bonds. Riding far, riding fast, ravaging the wastes. Taking what they want. Bringing it back to their heavily fortified bases. Biker bars and clubhouses are all over already, usually conveniently located a ways away from major population centers.
I know some. It's to them I'd swear fealty to in such a scenario.
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>>543136955
Capitalism is the boss of all the other larping ideologies.
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>>543137751
>jacek
!REMINDER
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>>543143941
>How can my dick rot off when I already got bottom surgery?
So you're already like an "honorary zombie"?
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>>543136955
Prepperism
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>>543137131
Yet it lasted until 28years unlike the other 4 prequels . In this case lasting the longest=thriving, its a fuckinf apocalypse
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>>543136955
Religious oligarchy
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>>543137309
Fanatic militarist egalitarian if you want to survive



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